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A: What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

Lance Kidwell// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

 
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CR google 0x00
Server error (status 500) occured (message probably too long)
CR live
@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!
CR summon 8595
CR info
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: info
@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 12:17:03 GMT (that's about 1 day ago), got invoked 167 times, learned 11 commands, but forgotten 1 commands
13:40
CR nudge 160 "Your time has come - Audioslave ;)"
@Vogel612 Nudge #4 registered.
CR listcommands
CR get nudge 1
@Malachi Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.
@Vogel612 help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner2, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd, botfaq, monkey
@Malachi Nudge #5 registered.
lol
@BlueCheeseMonster retard
13:41
CR help nudge
@Vogel612 nudge: Register a nudge after an interval. /nudge intervalInMinutes message, /nudge remove id to remove, or the listener, nudge|remind|poke me? in? intervalInMinutes message
CR nudge #4
@Vogel612 Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.
CR nudge 2
@Malachi Nudge #6 registered.
13:41
lol
meh. It seems that this does not exist..
@Malachi nudge
and you are so fucked now..
CR remove all
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
13:42
thank God
oops
CR nudge remove #2
@Vogel612 Nudge not found. Maybe it was already triggered, or this is a parallal universe.
CR nudge remove all
@Malachi Nudge not found. Maybe it was already triggered, or this is a parallal universe.
you need to get the id..
13:42
CR nudge remove 6
CR nudge remove 2
@Vogel612 Nudge not found. Maybe it was already triggered, or this is a parallal universe.
@Malachi Nudge annhiliated
Nice
CR learn naa <>"https://i.sstatic.net/TOi2A.jpg"
@Malachi Command naa learned
CR naa
+1
CR learn fish <>"https://i.sstatic.net/1f9W9.png"
@Vogel612 Command fish learned
that is a big one...lol
CR whoisowner2
took that from the user profile link...
CR meme zombie
@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.
wtf is up with these memes?
CR forget whoisowner2
@Malachi Command whoisowner2 forgotten.
13:51
CR mustache
@Vogel612 That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: mustache, moustache
can we drop that one too?
as well as:
CR moustache
CR learn owner1pic <>"https://i.sstatic.net/6LLFH.png"
@Malachi Command owner1pic learned
13:52
moustache only works on certain pictures I think.
CR info moustache
@Vogel612 Command moustache, created by God, invoked 3 times
CR info mustache
@Vogel612 Command mustache, created by God, invoked 2 times
CR mustache
CR moustache
a little hybris always helps, huh?
CR notApproved
13:53
doesn't work :(
I think you have to use a picture of a real person with a straight forward facing stance...
CR mustache notApproved
@Vogel612 User -1 was not found in room 14370 (sorry, mustache only works there).
wat.
14:09
you can't do it on the picture.
we need to find a user
CR mustache skullband
@Vogel612 User -1 was not found in room 14370 (sorry, mustache only works there).
CR mustache skullpatrol
@Vogel612 User -1 was not found in room 14370 (sorry, mustache only works there).
CR mustache 6275
14:10
@Vogel612 User 6275 was not found in room 14370 (sorry, mustache only works there).
CR stats 6275
@Malachi sbartell (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/6275/sbartell) has 101 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 0 questions, gave 0 answers, for a q:a ratio of http://i.imgur.com/F79hP.png.
avg. rep/post: T͎͍̘͙̖̤̉̌̇̅ͯ͋͢͜͝H̖͙̗̗̺͚̱͕̒́͟E̫̺̯͖͎̗̒͑̅̈ ̈ͮ̽ͯ̆̋́͏͙͓͓͇̹<̩̟̳̫̪̇ͩ̑̆͗̽̇͆́ͅC̬͎ͪͩ̓̑͊ͮͪ̄̚̕Ě̯̰̤̗̜̗͓͛͝N̶̴̞͇̟̲̪̅̓ͯͅT͍̯̰͓̬͚̅͆̄E̠͇͇̬̬͕͖ͨ̔̓͞R͚̠̻̲̗̹̀>̇̏ͣ҉̳̖̟̫͕ ̧̛͈͙͇͂̓̚͡C͈̞̻̩̯̠̻ͥ̆͐̄ͦ́̀͟A̛̪̫͙̺̱̥̞̙ͦͧ̽͛̈́ͯ̅̍N̦̭͕̹̤͓͙̲̑͋̾͊ͣŅ̜̝͌͟O̡̝͍͚̲̝ͣ̔́͝Ť͈͢ ̪̘̳͔̂̒̋ͭ͆̽͠H̢͈̤͚̬̪̭͗ͧͬ̈́̈̀͌͒͡Ơ̮͍͇̝̰͍͚͖̿ͮ̀̍́L͐̆ͨ̏̎͡҉̧̱̯̤̹͓̗̻̭ͅḐ̲̰͙͑̂̒̐́̊. Badges: 0g 0s 0b
CR mustache 31562
@Malachi User 31562 was not found in room 14370 (sorry, mustache only works there).
it only works with guys in this chat.,..
14:12
CR Moustache
it works!
awesome
CR moustache
14:30
CR notapproved
CR help
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CR listcommands
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14:31
CR botfaq
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Q: Chat Bot for 2nd Monitor chat room

MalachiFollowing these posts How far off-Topic can we get in the Code Review General Chat Room? What are the Stack Exchange limits on chatbots? Chat bot feature requests I found that there was a Bot running in Root Access, which is Superuser's main chat room. I gathered the code for this chat bot (...

15:04
CR help unonebox
@Vogel612 unonebox: Get/toggle the unonebox listener. /unonebox [on|off]x
CR unonebox
@Vogel612 Functionality is disabled
CR approve
15:13
CR meme
@Mat'sMug Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR learn gimmetehcodez <>"http://meta.stackexchange.com/a/108552/197901"
@Mat'sMug Command gimmetehcodez learned
CR gimmetehcodez
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A: What site to use if you have a "gimme teh codez" question?

Mad ScientistThere is no SE site for that, and I can't imagine that there ever will be one. A Q&A site where people answer questions without any monetary compensation can't work if the ones asking spend pretty much no effort on their problem and the answerers are expected to do the whole work for free. If y...

15:45
CR meme gimmetehcodez
@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR meme gimmetehcodez
@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR learn meme
@Vogel612 Illegal /learn object; see /help learn
15:48
CR help learn
@Vogel612 Command /learn does not exist. Did you mean: learn
@Vogel612 learn: Teaches me a command. /learn cmdName outputPattern [inputRegex [description]]
CR meme
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR meme list
when you tell it to learn something you have to give it something to learn after the command name
15:50
@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR listcommands
meme is invalid either way..
@Malachi help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd, botfaq, monkey, naa, fish, owner1pic
gimmetehcodez
cr info meme
@Malachi? changedir??
CR info meme
15:50
@Malachi Command mem does not exist. Did you mean: meme
@Malachi Command meme, created by God, invoked 18 times
CR info meme
@Vogel612 Command meme, created by God, invoked 18 times
I will have to look at that one in the code and see what it is supposed to do
CR help meme
@Malachi meme: Return a simple meme link. /meme memeName
CR /meme lol
15:51
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR /meme likeABoss
@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR meme pwnd
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR /meme lol
lagging him out, I have other scripts running on some games from that machine....lol
CR live
15:52
@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!
CR info live
@Vogel612 Command live, created by God, invoked 7 times
CR help live
@Vogel612 live: Resurrects me (:D) if I'm down (D:)
CR meme pwnd
15:53
@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR list meme
@Vogel612 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
CR /help
@Mat'sMug Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
@BlueCheeseMonster lies. !! is hard-coded, @Malachi didn't you fix that yesterday?
15:55
what are you talking about?
oh you mean in the messages that are given?
!! help
!!/help
> Use the !!/help command to learn more.
16:18
it should be "Use " + invocation + " /help to learn more"
yeah that is hard coded into the information strings.
I will have to check that out and make some changes
@Vogel612 nudge Your time has come - Audioslave ;)
17:16
CR youtube big tymers - still fly
CR youtube big tymers - still fly 2:25
 
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CR pwnd
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CR youtube for whom the bell tolls
awesome!
CR memes
@Mat'sMug That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: meme
CR meme
@Mat'sMug Sorry, I don't know that one.
19:35
CR meme zombies
?
@Malachi how does "meme" work?
20:12
I am not sure, I am going to have to look into it
CR live
@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!
CR info
@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 12:17:03 GMT (that's about 1 day ago), got invoked 246 times, learned 15 commands, but forgotten 2 commands
CR meme troll
20:17
CR meme lolcat
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR meme grummpycat
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR meme fox
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
20:19
CR meme what does the fox say
CR meme GGG
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
CR meme LOLcats
CR meme cowbell
@Malachi Sorry, I don't know that one.
going to have to add some I guess
@Mat'sMug try CR meme troll
@Mat'sMug be careful with me

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