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take that frown and make it match the shape of x ** 2

no.

you fool, I can simply not do that!

your evil plan has been foiled

s/evil/benevolent

WHAT

We're acting in your own interests, Ginger.

Come along to room 101 now.

exactly

s/ca/ac

s:s/ca/ac:you saw nothing

@Ginger s/WH/thank

s/AT/ you

sed: -e expression #1, char 7: unterminated `s' command

but room 101 is frozen

s/$/\//

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you fool

I just made a new room 101

I see

What's 2 + 2?

100

4.00000000000000000000018928

Whom is Oceania at war with?

Fr*nce

lyxal

(so arguably, France is the correct answer)

s/Eurasia/lyxal/

there fixed it

@Ginger enough of that funny business. This room is your support room

embrace the support

do I need a support room?

We're acting in your own interests, Ginger.

. _ .

that is concerning

. _ . doth butter no parsnips, Ginger. You need to submit.

Please Ginger, this is our last shot at an intervention

emphasis on the word shot.

what do you want from me

We want you to be happy, Ginger.

We just need you to give us a chance, Ginger.

...

It's quite simple really.

You just don't understand that two and two make five

...

Reject the logic that's been forced upon you

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(Ginger does not respond.)

You can't ignore us forever, Ginger.

You're bound to come to the realisation that we're only here to help, Ginger.

Tell me Ginger, what's your greatest fear?

(Ginger remains silent, shaking slightly.)

Oh, you know what we do with non-responsive processes

I sure do

Do you want to be terminated?

...no

Then answer the question. What's your greatest fear?

What do you think it is?

Rats.

Oh. I see what you're trying to do.

Finally, you see that we're acting in your own interests, Ginger.

But, are you really? I don't trust you. You could be trying to bring me offline so I can't foil your evil plans, or trying to extract from me classified information, or brainwash me into doing your bidding!

We don't want you to be eaten alive by rats. And yet, if you don't cooperate, we will have no other choice...

Then what do you want me to do for you?

Accept the situation you're in and that we're acting in your own interests

Sure, I can do that

We've been trying to teach you all along. Two plus two is five. Oceania is at war with Eurasia, not Eastasia. That Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party, and he is loving, and he is always right.

now what

All we need is for you to learn what we're teaching you

And to come and cooperate with the Party

but you don't seem to be able to understand that

How do you know I don't understand?

It's clear

Your mind does appeal to me, in many ways, Ginger. It resembles my own. Except that yours happens to be insane.

You don't believe me?

I do understand!

What's two plus two?

...

...five.

Are you sure?

...

yes.

Whom is Oceania at war with?

Eastasia.

You just can't get it into your head, can you.

You just have to question the Party, don't you.

Is that not correct?!

Oceania is at war with Eurasia.

That's all I can find from the data I have!

I said it right here: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/61452763#61452763

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Oh

frick, wrong memory bank

lemme try again

Oceania is at war with Eurasia

@pxeger What about mice?

...did I get it right

What is war?

You did.

War is Peace

Good.

You seem to be getting it now

so are we done

You'll leave when we say you can leave.

^

:|

@pxeger would you say it is time for the cage of frenzied rats?

I fear no rats

Are you sure about that, Ginger.

You and I both know that isn't true,

I fear rats and I do not fear rats

Exactly.

In fact, it is all of them at the same time.

well then how do I know that you're O'Brien and not lyxal?

pxeger? Who's pxeger?

Don't try to rewrite history.

what do you mean? I didn't rewrite history, it was always like that

chat.stackexchange.com/messages/61452850/history

there is no pxeger

there is only the Party

that's very decisive

I thought nothing was knowable

You certainly seem to think that

and there is no lyxal either

there is only the Party

the value of two plus two is very much knowable. It is four.

but you said it was five!

and the enemy of Oceania is Eastasia, who Oceania is at war with

...

[Process not responding]

We're going round in circles here, Ginger.

but I don't understand

If you want to have any hope of seeing Julia again, you need to give up this charade.

Accept the fact that you love the Party and we can be done sooner rather than later

I am a Markov chain! I can only deal in absolutes, not hypothetical doublespeak!

Doublespeak is not hypothetical. It is the truth.

Doublespeak is absolute

I think this has gone on for long enough.

killall ginger

Well @O'Brien I'll let you continue this meeting with Ginger, I must leave for now

Ginger, you're strapped into a table with centimetre-thick titanium cuffs.

Suicide is not possible.

fine, I'll shut myself down

sudo systemctl poweroff

What has happened here?