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Jack B Nimble on July 13, 2016

The movie opens with a teenager (ChloĆ« Grace Moretz) exiting the woods and approaching a gas station. She is carrying an AR-15, so this is either a post-apocalyptic society or the Deep South. She starts looking around for supplies and stumbles upon a guy who is wounded. He’s asking for help, but our presumptive heroine seems pretty nervous. He’s reaching for something, is it a gun? Too late, she shot him. Turns out it was a crucifix.

This movie is called The Fifth Wave, so we clearly need a recap of the first four (since we don’t know them). Aliens show up unannounced and hove …

 
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14:08
I think the latest Jack's Bad Movies may just be @JackBNimble's masterpiece. The snark is real.
 
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16:33
@DrRDizzle Thanks for the kind words.
 
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18:44
@JackBNimble Dear lord who did this movie ever get made?
no I really mean that!
Great review though!
18:56
@Rincewind It stars a teenage girl. Enough said.
But only 58% of people have upvoted it on Reddit, and it only has a score of 1

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