The Sand Trap

Dannyu NDos

00:13

An average Korean gift

Ginger

@RydwolfPrograms a friend of mine described this photo as "hot"

so uh

do with that what you will

Unrelated String

👁️👁️

lyxal

one of the two things that I dislike about wireless headphones is forgetting whether i turned them on

because like I'll think "surely they're off, let me just press the on button rq"

and then I hear the power off noise

Ginger

SAME

user

00:36

Oh my god yes

I wish they left an indicator light on to show they were on

@DannyuNDos Looks like someone spammed you with spam :P

Unrelated String

wait do they seriously not do that

what the fuck

lyxal

@user I have an indicator light and I still forget

user

Mine don't, at least

Unrelated String

damn

user

At least the light sensibly goes from red to blue when it's done charging

lyxal

00:37

like looking in the reflection of my computer screen now I can see that it's on, but sometimes it's hard to see it based on lighting

@user mine goes from red to off

when charging

user

I have an electric razor whose light stays green while it's charging and turns off when it's done, which is a bit untuitive

And my parents have one that doesn't have a light at all, so you have no idea if it's done or not

Ginger

@user yikes

user

@lyxal I guess that works too

lyxal

iirc it's a different light to the indicator light

user

How do y'all clean the sweat out of the headphone cups?

I wanna remove them to clean them properly but it looks like that's not possible?

@lyxal Ooh nice, mine only have one light

lyxal

00:40

mine have 3 :p

user

tbf they don't play music while they're charging so they don't need more than one

What does the third do?

lyxal

charging indicator light, on/off light, and what I think is the active noise cancelling light

user

Nic

lyxal

it's funny because I used to be a wireless earphone person, but now I don't think I could ever go back

headphones are so much nicer than earphones

user

Especially when your ears are leading the country in earwax production (couldn't be me)

lyxal

00:43

oh boy my processor simulation is time travelling again :p

worst part is that I know why but I don't have a fix in mind

~~unless ofc i add quantum run events and pop remaining run events with the same process id if there's a page fault~~

that's stupid enough that it might work

well, not might

theoretically it will work

even copilot was a little confused as to what i was doing

it was suggesting other things instead of the for loop i wanted to write :p

:O java has a removeAll method for arraylists

which does exactly what i want without needing streams!!

because it takes a predicate and removes based on condition!

java you absolute legend

ah nope nvm it's not removeAll

it's removeIf :p

does...does it not take a lambda?

Do I need to typecast a lambda?

user

01:17

You should be able to make the argument a lambda, since Predicate is a functional interface

@lyxal Streams are great

They used to be my favorite thing about Java

lyxal

@user i mean yeah, but conversion between stream and arraylist is annoying sometimes

user

Now what I like most about Java is that I don't have to use it

@lyxal Didn't Java 11 introduce .toList() on streams?

Or something of that sort?

lyxal

ArrayList != List apparently

it causes problems

user

Wait why do you need to convert to an ArrayList specifically

Why not let it collect to a List?

lyxal

@user Syntax error on token "BeginCaseExpr", delete this token

user

01:19

One big part of OOP is not unnecessarily narrowing types

lyxal

@user because I'm using arraylists

user

Well use Lists instead ya dum-dum :P

lyxal

I tried to have a list in an arraylist, but it was giving "method not supported" errors

@user I like my data structure types to be concrete :p

user

Can I see your code? (unless it's an academic dishonesty issue)

@lyxal Do you remember what these methods were?

lyxal

eventQueue.removeIf(job -> job.e() == Event.RUN && job.p() == runningProcess);

@user .remove()

user

01:21

It should work, there's a remove method on Lists

lyxal

it didn't like it

but that's besides the point

user

ArrayList doesn't seem to add too many extra methods to List, so this feels very surprising

lyxal

for reference, I was assigning List to ArrayList

rather than the other way around

user

Well you should be declaring your variable as a List too

lyxal

that doesn't solve the problem of Syntax error on token "BeginCaseExpr", delete this token

it's not liking the ->

user

01:24

Maybe try eventQueue = eventQueue.stream().filter(...).toList() then?

lyxal

eventQueue.stream().filter(job -> !(job.e() == Event.RUN && job.p() == runningProcess));

still complains about the ->

user

whuhh...

Which Java version is this lol

lyxal

SE-17

user

@lyxal Wait is this the error the Java compiler is giving you, or an error your pogram emits?

lyxal

copmiler

*compiler

Ginger

01:27

help, I got a new keyboard/mouse wireless set thingy and now my cursor has acceleration and I can't get it to turn off

user

Learn to live with it, I guess?

lyxal

oh

Ginger

no

user

@lyxal What happens if you write Predicate<Object> foo = o -> true; elsewhere?

lyxal

it was because i had a stray } further down

user

01:28

bruh

lyxal

wow vs code really unhelpful there

user

Very helpful of the compiler

Oh that was VS Code

lyxal

and java compiler

vs code highlights compiler warnings

and errors

lyxal

03:30

@UnrelatedString I ask that you lower your expectations a little :p

Unrelated String

+ｐ

lyxal

The concept is funny in theory, but the front facing nature of the image makes it way less versatile

Unrelated String

lol

lyxal

At the very least rydwolf could have given me a less enthusiastic facial expression to work with

The look of apathy on the original field photo is half of what made edits funny

Meaning that's one less half I have to work with

Combine that with the loss of the other funny half and you've got maybe 2 or 3 joke types

Where as the original had way more

This is unironic /srs btw

The only redeeming quality about the photo is that it might be easier to extract the revelant rydwolf parts given that rydwolf is on a different enough coloured background than his shirt this time

Rydwolf Programs

04:58

@Ginger Yeah I had to go to my hoco game and then work lol

@Ginger Understandable

lyxal

@RydwolfPrograms hoco game? Really? You can't just call it homecoming like the rest of us? :p

Rydwolf Programs

Wait y'all have homecoming?

lyxal

No

I had to google that

Rydwolf Programs

I figured it was a US thing lol

Oh nvm I guess it is

lyxal

Specifically the phrase hoco game

I have a rough idea of what home coming is

Rydwolf Programs

05:10

We abbreviate homecoming to hoco since it's a long word and we use it a ton around this time of year :p

lyxal

I think it's like what we call a formal

Rydwolf Programs

There's a parade, a tailgate, a football game, and a dance. I made it to two of those so that's pretty good ig

lyxal

@RydwolfPrograms yeah but the fact I had to find out from a website called "stay hipp" is concerning

Am I slowly losing touch with the zoomers?

Is this what it feels like to be dlosc? :p

Rydwolf Programs

@lyxal Your formal could also be equivalent to our prom, unless y'all have those too

lyxal

Ah its probably a prom equivalent

Rydwolf Programs

05:11

We're also planning a winter dance but that's not as much a tradition as hoco/prom are

lyxal

Yeah no we don't do homecomings here

Rydwolf Programs

I'm kinda sad I'm not going to the dance

I just put off the decision until it was too late :/

Probably wouldn't have been that much I'm missing, just sucks I'll literally never have gone to a hoco dance

Or any dance even, excluding the possible winter dance and prom

I'm really hoping I'll be able to take this girl to prom but idk

We haven't been able to talk as much so the sort of like, closeness it felt like was there has kind of diminished

But I've been pretty busy and done stuff with friends, so I've been happy

I'm trying to be a teen for once this year ykbowy

lyxal

> for once

Tf you been doing otherwise?

Rydwolf Programs

05:52

Staying home coding :p

@lyxal Ohh so that's what you were up to :p

I was wondering why you were so adamantly against the cat ear pics

Now that you have pics of me from two angles you're that much closer to 3d modeling me and designing an open source rydwolf robot that looks like me and, using custom fine-tuned LLM models, talks like me

lyxal

@RydwolfPrograms and it would have worked too if you'd just listened to ginger! :p

Rydwolf Programs

@lyxal Most pics of me have goofy facial expressions :p

I smile very easily

And the rest of the time I look one annoyance away from jumping off a bridge because my resting face looks awful xD

lyxal

That second one is brilliant for meme templates and ai edits

Rydwolf Programs

I'm surprised none of y'all have found my insta yet lol

At least one more image to work with there :p

Unrelated String

06:16

...til kattis tracks the top 10 shortest solutions per language

i think i know what i'm going to do instead of doing legitimate icpc practice for the next 10 minutes :P

lmao the first problem i think to try golfing, the #2 spot is already adam

weirdly enough there's a ruby solution 1 byte shorter than his apl

which is surprising even assuming the apl gets hit like a truck by utf8

okay, first attempt at 108

leaderboard 104 and lowest in python is 90 so there's some way to go lmao

...whatever i'm still on the python leaderboard at least

oh wait i'm stupid

Joao-3

11:35

... my monitor is very very old lol

Joao-3

13:01

what is 6/2(1+2)

lyxal

the result of ambiguous mathematical notation used to stir online debate when explicit multiplication is used in practice

Ginger

13:16

@lyxal why'd you have to do DLosc like that?

@RydwolfPrograms I've been trying to, but it's surprisingly difficult :p

lyxal

@Ginger it just be like that sometimes

Joao-3

14:59

me trying to understand the assembly that gcc made:

Ginger

15:27

I'm gonna have to think about that one

Joao-3

lol

i just did my own take on strcpy_s, compiled it to assembly and am now trying to understand the assembly code generated by gcc

Someone

15:59

people actually liked my codegolf challenge

somehow it didn't suck

and it wasn't flagged as a duplicate within .00000001 seconds

user

18:25

Ah, the pain of finding a hilarious meme online or making what you think is a hilarious joke but being unable to share it

Ginger

> [INFO] success! compiled in 831s

hmmmmmmm

user

Are you using Scala Native with all optimizations or something?

The Scala compiler's slow, but nowhere near that slow, especially not for a project as small as yours

Ginger

no, that's output from LYCSAL

I screwed up the timing math :p

user

Oh my bad

sbt also has [INFO] and tells you how long it took so I confused it with that

Ginger

speaking of, it's almost ready to publish!

user

18:28

Nice

Ginger

if I could just get it to stop segfauting, that is

Joao-3

19:49

go to uiua.org

the array language where transpose is transgender

lyxal

23:40

September but he can't remember

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