Average r/mildlyinfuriating post: "I had to deliver pizza during a storm, the customer didn't tip me because I was 5 minutes late, on the way back my car got stuck in a ditch so I had to get out and walk 10 miles back home and I got mauled by a bear on the way back so now my favorite shirt is wet and a little ripped up so I'll have to buy a new one lmao"
Average r/tifu post: "Today I told my parents the joke "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta" but I totally forgot that they don't like pasta. Needless to say, they took me out and beat me with the ol' jumper cables and threw me into the snake pit in our backyard. That's my lesson to not make pasta jokes again lmfao"