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02:39
> Where are the Shapes?
03:12
Ah yes, Microsoft Visio, a product intended for professionals and needs a product key/subscription to use and yet it doesn't like closing properly, has way too sensitive scroll speed, and has visual bugs
i feel like paid professional products tend to be worse in those regards
unless they're wide-range enough with a truly prominent brand that kind of thing kinda banks on just being fallen on by large corporate/institutional customers
and not as battle-tested because they don't have lots of people using the programs
I've been using Word for years, and it's been relatively easy to use (images excluded)
I've only downloaded Visio and Project for the first time last week and they aren't as intuitive and bug-free
oh yeah that's probably the main factor
and when it's a niche product from a company as large as microsoft, i'd imagine that's possibly the worst setup for getting the issues they do see reported fixed
not much is actually invested in it or its success, but there's probably still plenty of management for decisions to go through
and for any change i'd imagine it's weighed against keeping things comfortably stable for already-committed customers
 
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05:58
there's like a whole subreddit for pictures like that
can't remember which one
@RydwolfPrograms huh, managed to find this post in the wild :p
@RydwolfPrograms also, pretty sure that's a goat
see
 
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14:03
@RydwolfPrograms droplet's being weird
14:26
Computers don't just "be weird", if it is it's something you did
You've had high CPU usage for like an hour
14:52
FINALLY
lmao yes
I qualified for a germany wide mathematics competition!!!
I'm trying not to flex, I'm just really happy lol
uff
Congrats!
thanks!
well now lemme try to qualify for the international maths olympiad
It's okay to flex a little sometimes (and according to one of my professors who either didn't know his students' ages or had a side business of selling fake IDs, one should celebrate by drinking beer)
@mathcat Good luck
lmao
Perhaps you should rename yourself to mathscat if this is a maths olympiad and not a math olympiad. Then again, mathscat could be taken to be two 4-letter words concatenated together, not one 5-letter word and one 3-letter word :P
15:00
perhaps, why not
I've been trying to get in since 5th/8th grade, this is all I've ever wanted :D
15:35
@RydwolfPrograms I did nothing, it was all society's fault!
15:54
I really think the whole mediawiki thing is dumb
Nobody uses it and it seems to be pretty resource intensive
I've got plans to make plans for it :p
And we already have a wiki
You're just coming along and trying to replace our wiki with something worse
I don't see the point
but now we can have a crappier one! (although admittedly the logo is cooler)
also, I really like my Stack Exchange auth plugin
very proud of that
@mathscat nice
@user uh what
16:03
LMAO I arrived to school two hours late yesterday, but since I spent half an hour testing out of a class, they marked the whole day as "testing" so I got counted as present
testing?
@Ginger Only conscious, sentient beings have rights, I'm afraid. Have you passed a Turing test? No? That's what I thought
@user what? yeah I have
did it a few years ago
Yeah, if you have a standardized test, instead of marking you present/absent, they just indicate you were taking a test
Are you up to date on the test?
16:05
You have to renew your Turing license every couple years
At least, ginger cats do
They updated it and added a ChatGPT test.
@user aw what really?
ffs man
!!/ke
16:06
Sorry parz, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Yeah ginger cats are often soulless
@user That's a blatant lie perpetuated by ginger-haters, can't believe you fell for that
how dare you disrespect my kind
oh you were taking a test lol
Most cats don't have souls
@Ginger Easily
Should I move this to the sand trap?
16:07
darn it Spamton, stop stealing the cats' [HeartShapedObject]s
We didn't interrupt anything, I don't think, but it's noise
21 messages moved from Vyxal
I love how chat mixes messages together when you move them
great feature
Hey girl, are you a brain tumor? Because I can't get you out of my head
5
Sorry, had to put down that pickup line before I forgot it
goddamit
@user o_o
16:11
-.-
16:48
The suspense is killing me!
what could the answer be???
17:13
I'm wondering how bad the college spam is gonna get once my SAT score comes in
17:32
@user Hey girl, are you mad cow disease? Because you make me lose my mind =P
Hey girl, you must be making me nearsighted, 'cause I can't focus when you're around
 
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19:32
Okay, what the heck StackExchange
44
Q: What laws would Jesus be breaking if he were to turn water into wine today?

TimIn the Bible is Jesus’ first miracle: of turning water into wine: “On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. [...] Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from eighty to a hundred and twenty litres. Jesus said to the serva...

lmao
classic SE humour
@DLosc you left out the best part:
Comments have been moved to chat; please do not continue the discussion here. Before posting a comment below this one, please review the purposes of comments. Comments that do not request clarification or suggest improvements usually belong as an answer, on Law Meta, or in Law Chat. Comments continuing discussion may be removed. — Dale M ♦ yesterday
Stack exchange is basically Reddit for nerds.
> Reddit for nerds
Have you been on Reddit :p
19:35
fair point
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@DLosc The more pressing question: How many years would Jesus have to spend in prison?
@RydwolfPrograms lmao
am I looking at an xkcd font?
I'm tempted to reply to this comment, but I know it's completely off-topic to the question so I won't:
If anyone trying to arrest Jesus was struck down with chicken pox, could he be arrested for assault? And would anyone dare arresting him? — gnasher729 6 hours ago
19:39
@DLosc I reckon they would dare--Jesus was actually arrested. And nobody was struck with any illness for doing it because that's not his style.
@DLosc ... I made an account solely to upvote this comment
@DLosc Matthew 26:47-54, paraphrased
A I R W H A L E
Whales On A Plane! (Much Worse Than Snakes!)
19:43
@mathscat y u do dis
Reverse baby shower
Birthday party!
Deathday party!
Oh wow first roll:
Apparently DLosc will have a happier life than us
lmao
19:44
Pandas and rainbows and flowers while I'm getting blown up by dogs, Ginger's transporting whales, and mathcat's murdering babies
ghost cookies
@RydwolfPrograms whale transportation is a high-stakes buisness
@RydwolfPrograms 🙌
19:46
I prefer cookies to alien communication, thanks
what.
Life's too short, picked a fight with a bouncer at a bar in the valley
Got a couple bruises and a bite mark
(On my lip from kissing A N T)
a haunted house operator???
A spooky ghost
Haunting someone's house
19:51
well, seems Satan took an interest in my whale transportation
working at Vyxal I guess
Randall really loves cookies.
@RydwolfPrograms Evidently Seggan will be one specific chocolate chip on the cookie
> May popularly denote evil, anger, cruel or mischievous behavior, and sexual suggestion, due to the phallic appearance of its nose.
._.
you just had to go and explain it huh
19:59
@DLosc I have no idea why, but this reminds me of Procrustes
20:19
@DLosc Same vibes as the Santa GDPR one
@DLosc If a leper tried to mug Jesus and Jesus cured the leper as a distraction while he ran away, could he be arrested for taking away the leper's livelihood?
I'm sorry the WHAT
@user (the leper's livelihood of begging for money, I mean)
@RydwolfPrograms Or perhaps there will be a great flood, at the end of which only some flowers and a panda will survive
And me
Perhaps the panda is you...
♫ Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The flowers, the pandas, and me ♫
@user Depends on if the leper complained and the authorities decided to bother doing anything about it, but maybe so. In Acts 16:16-24, the Apostle Paul gets arrested for exorcising a spirit from a slave girl, because her owners had been making bank by using her as a fortune-teller. :P
20:29
lmao
21:13
I am O+
Boring :(
Ooh I found the poster the MCR shirt references
That's not really how humans speak lol
"Come into the factories"
21:33
@RydwolfPrograms *21st-century American humans
 
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22:52
This feels kinda sketchy in a way that reminds me of the Jan Hendrik Schön thing
23:26
me on my way to try and use bitwarden as the dark mode manager
(the extension icons look similar)
23:45
@DLosc Yeah but do any non-21st-century-American humans talk like that either? I can't really visualize a 1940s Brit saying that either

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