The Sand Trap

Quasi-Markov-chain version:
https://tio.run/##fVJNb9swDL3rVxDexcG6osNuw3rI1q3AvlAsKHooioCRaYuoLBkyvcT985loO8Paw25P71GPj5S6UVwM745HbruYBBKGKrbG/Fz/@LyBS7gvqMWQqB9gXZxBcZuxR6EKNpI4NMpZ5FSBjRwcKYfoFsWNHaU3gQatjcpcfY@9VeDHA3oF3YEaSoruHKHAHT9hqvT8cdjt/Cz9wur36Gu4SbFJ2PbKXecms3ozNthSupjYhBzg2sVe9LgRqmsME6SmmVEbh54Eeer/NcK3Je6aKwrwycX9VIXiLE4uV4z@S1osZdxFG7s82SOJeJrzPZFwS8WDMRXV0OIjbUMOVa7eG9D1ecnbLAoDymY4L/rcusiWymndKwOclQsDe8ee8uEDeAql3lAbsENKFGTrc19KuVSVe37I0tLi9eWLoiy9gs2exTqQCAiB9nMEPD02cA0s@f1CXknoQRxBrxV/HfKd7X9jq8WLcPkRTtc0@mnsE6cULxOcc6joUD43mFx1nre6PxlSWGY0psufScp/Vrw6Hv8A

lyxal

> hygamer

DLosc

> Dingeneutrino

lyxal

> cainrerain Ghostegrken Chosu A

Unrelated String

4:00 AM

bootstrapped version
https://tio.run/##dL3LjiTZkiS2768I9KabwCTHQXLbBKbHURdgFIkCA@xaELPwtGtu6UwL84a510zd@Jpc8leSPzU8evQhIsfiLi5uZWaEuz3O0aMqKiL6/1z@6@Ux7bd/f37Z7n@d//t/X@fny@O5P17@5eX//sf5/bLt8@OPl//0j//h5R//r/bf6@U5//Xl7bnftsX@brrc9r@@TPfb9m22v7tcvsW/fPvbv8/7l23@w372bn9z/vX@mOw/1r/9eVntP/79z3mZd/uv37/Nl@fL77ePy/5X@/O//vH16@r/9H9e/vpf/7ZeX37b78t@eX/Y3/2lfYn/629/Wy7v837qf7tfbtvLX77dH0/749v/9//@/PHzx2Xrf3jO12v857ws/l/v9z8e8/Ny6xfzv91fXuPa/9Ptr/P28p@/3f9b/6nL89t06R95vl3WX/b4/Offvt6n@7@32/w@P5/rbH/3f8z/7eW39u/tKv/x7bL99ev9z/zzyz/@m933y7/en35bH/Pz9m6/9U/tv9uz7R/yT@2P7UP6/7dv@/mj/bL9t110@yi7pn/y38…

lyxal

> Whosu A

Good question

Unrelated String

i also randomized the chunk size between 2 and 3 to generate the input outputs for a smoother experience

> Sandbain Ghirams

> Ser-neffathcathcat

lyxal

> VyxɠrBot

Unrelated String

lmaoooo

emanresu A

Also, golflang name generator

lyxal

4:02 AM

@UnrelatedString Look how they massacred my boy

DLosc

> UnrelLdbottle

lyxal

> CJaB1E

> CJamL

> Hus

> Brachh

emanresu A

> Pythylog

lyxal

> GolfSlog

DLosc

@lyxal For when Husk just isn't short enough

emanresu A

4:03 AM

Hu

lyxal

> 05AB1E

What an interesting name

DLosc

> Pyt

emanresu A

Actually exists IIRC

DLosc

which isn't in the input list, but is a real golflang name

> MATlog

lyxal

> Pip

DLosc

4:05 AM

> Pig

lyxal

What an interesting name. I'm sure it could make for an interesting infix style golfing language

emanresu A

> pxenheringan

Unrelated String

> Jelllog

DLosc

@lyxal Nah, people will just keep confusing it with the Python package manager

lyxal

> Husy

Unrelated String

4:06 AM

> Sandbaocal arsts

> lasazartle

lyxal

> Px

Unrelated String

we should like
make a dedicated website for curating and evolving these

lyxal

> vyxL

When you hate vowels but want to golf

Unrelated String

> Unreloen

> pxeedborino

DLosc

> mousethcaterelazard

> Razetimegrosted Strdvylf Programs

lyxal

4:10 AM

> Ding

Unrelated String

DLosc

> Sane g

That's my rapper name

> Sandbin Ghon

> pxeger-n

> DatLosczard

4:13 AM

> matheanresu A

Unrelated String

> pxecsu A
NewLosrBot
DiaaopperBot
Wheatteding
Vyxnel A
Bubopperk
Sʨɠffahow
Wheat Poeng
matatdborino
San Pran

> Seadvylf King

YES

> CJamal

> Seg-nettle

4:16 AM

> Grated Stylf Progr

> emageringu A

> Bubblerkettle

ahahah

> Bubostybogger

> Razfoghing
Sandbehoost
Gradbobling
Graserkt
Jo etitle

i cannot stop laughing at Jo etitle

> Stein co-neutoing

lyxal

4:21 AM

> DLosc

Unrelated String

😱

DLosc

@DLosc I think this breaks down as Bubbler + tybocopperkettle + DialFrost + tybocopperkettle + RadvylfPrograms + Seggan + pxeger

lyxal

> hyperhops

> DLolFrPot

> caird Losst

Unrelated String

oh of course it can also bootstrap itself dynamically
https://tio.run/##XVJNb9swDL37VxC5xF6@2u2YZUC7YsU@ESzYeghyUGzG1iJLgSQ3Sbv8lx73V7o/lZGSswU7mXyPeuQj/UPcC5dbufEDbQo8HhV6cN46mMC8g7XQFl0DV50@dL5RrITHAmbeSl0ylgtpC8iN1BUyJkTVMtV@g3agseFaw8jNJ@NyDtR@JxQHmx2WaDm6q1B4uJMPwhacXzfLpYrUV1Hc79UKptaUVtSOsVtqEtnpvhQ12ouAWiE13FbGeU5nv389Pz0/CR0Sj6tVG2JZxqg2jUMvZBjmg4GP7exXskANbyuzDVXCV7kIkjdSqHe21ff7pcnNhmyu0XuFjH3BLUyJpyk7M6GLpdmdcuh8Z99wbXy09YBe1thZJMmq0bmXRsMe0afZY5LwGSy9l9rTJdJa6j7UYpfB5A2kn2mgIbOmTjN4QbTYwQCoKIOfcJFBj2thNCI9B@9hrc0WpO86WFqzRh3l86rRa75z2yd92X@VnVF050n4FYa12KQUcO/HBCBUmCZMFkX6YJGz@…

lyxal

> p

Unrelated String

4:26 AM

> Pygaetwino

lyxal

The bootstrap one gave me a single letter p

Unrelated String

LMAO

nice

lyxal

> caird Posts

Like NSP but for when caird posts anything

DLosc

@lyxal Accurate

lyxal

> NewLyxalChoino

Like NSP but whenever I Choino anything

Unrelated String

4:28 AM

so it looks like if tio times out the unicode gets mojibake'd

> SÊ¨É neutriograms

DLosc

> Strin Cheat Wizat Win Ghcaterketrino

lyxal

> Wheat gan

Because speed cubes made from grain is a good idea

Unrelated String

> Razinheringanngr
cairdblengrog
Segated Bost
Wheoppor

@DLosc that's one of the best i've ever seen

lyxal

> Aid Pog

Unrelated String

pog

lyxal

4:31 AM

> matfated grams

> caird cat Loscrer

Unrelated String

> pxenrergrsramrams

lyxal

> Bubbggscgaasard

DLosc

@UnrelatedString It's from a version of my pseudo-Markov code that I modified to not switch so often

Unrelated String

i love it

DLosc

TIO:
https://tio.run/##fVJNb9QwEL37V4zCga2AqogbooeF0kp8qWJBPVTVajaZjU0dO3ImZNM/v8w4WWlZCU55fvP8ZuY57cg2hjf7vWvamBgShio2xnxbfv24gku4L6jBkKjrYVm8hOKnYI9MFaw4uVArV6JLFZTRBUvKIdq5YseW0qtAvWqjMldfYlcq8OMOvYJ2RzUlRXeWkOHOPWGq9Py@32z8VPqO1e/Rb@E2xTph0yl3I02m6u1YY0PpIrMJXYAbGzvW44ppu8WQIdX1hJrYd8Tocv9PET7P4y5dRQE@2DhkFbItMbtcOfTXabbkcRPL2Mpmj8TsaZrvidg1VDwYU9EWGnykdZChFmdvDWh8niXNojCgrMAp6PPSRlfSIsd9ZsBJ5cIAeh@HdTc4Lq0w1@g7MjBY50kk78BTWKiPmkPZp0SB116moSRyrdy7BynNjV9cnoik9AxWkz1HQAg0TIPh4RcAtwXH8qpBggodsCXoVHHkIEKVDQSVq8Jzhl99xzCP7VGwZiJSER2vpFNry/V/s8jXTpaTpz3cyyaHNA9k5tycwbkLFe0Wf1tk438EDCSf7HtS/5…

Unrelated String

4:32 AM

> Radvylf rams

> hyper-ated osrams

> Whow

> Rathcan

> hypperkettleman Ghow

DLosc

> Pylf Progrost

lyxal

4:33 AM

> Ranrd coinheffain Gherime

Unrelated String

> Gingerker

lyxal

> SeringathypelalFresu A

> Bubblerkettaizard

Unrelated String

> Joinhost

lyxal

> Serkeringamemairelat Winger

Unrelated String

> Gin Ghouseggramathcal

DLosc

4:34 AM

> mousen Chow

lyxal

> Razetin A

My favourite metal

> Seat

> Ung

> Bubbbler

> mouseman

4:35 AM

> hyperker-nheat Wizat Wizair-n

It got really hung up on hyper and WW there

lyxal

> Rathcat

> Din Kird co Kil

DLosc

> mouserinhetametal

lyxal

Hmm, yeah that's a pretty good metal I guess

Unrelated String

i bootstrapped the markov chain and it goes off the rails real fast

> Steterealatelf Kinggategelalailateatemazen Wiaingefff KineringelFrelyxaterelFrdvylain Cher-n Wingazelater

lyxal

Also, from the people who brought you JoKing comes the long anticipated sequel:

> mo King

Unrelated String

4:37 AM

> PybbogemostelFrelatereaingelypegegelFrd Kino

2

@lyxal LOL

> pxelf Prker

> SelalFrog

> Aimel
Whosterkerker
pxegemain Pr-n

lyxal

Hey guys my plane won't fly. Is it because it has a

> Wheat Wing

?

DLosc

4:38 AM

@UnrelatedString Does bootstrap here just mean generate a bunch of output and feed it back into the input?

Unrelated String

yeah

in this case i'm just doing it as it runs for maximum comedy

like it just appends every result to the names in an infinite loop

DLosc

Aha

lyxal

> pxerker-nen Chow

> tybocopperkeat Wizairostimetimat

Unrelated String

> mou A

lyxal

What do you call it when Radvylf sees the letter e?

> madvylf Progrd

Unrelated String

4:40 AM

> Stanr-n Kin
Wherker-n
DLocogelated A
Seff Ghow

lyxal

> Radvylf Proco King

DLosc

@UnrelatedString Yeah, my code is very hacky and therefore the chance of switching approaches 100% as the input names get longer, which means the outputs can get super long.

lyxal

> Jogrd

@DLosc alternatively, they can be really short too

> man

Unrelated String

lyxal

Hey @DLosc, when you go to sea level, does that make you DLow? :p

Unrelated String

4:43 AM

> pxelater

lyxal

As compared to pxenow

DLosc

@lyxal That was also a problem the last time I did something with Markov chains.

@lyxal I thought it was someone who makes things pxelated

3

lyxal

> most

@DLosc ^ is the level of funny your joke is :p

Unrelated String

that was also what i posted it as

lyxal

> emoubbler-neutresu A

Unrelated String

4:45 AM

actually took me a second to figure out what pxenow meant :P

lyxal

Started strong with emanresu forgot what it was doing for a second and then finished strong

py3_and_c_programmer

Hey @lyxal do I have perms to use your jokes

Unrelated String

> BuseateffatelFr
DLocococ
hygr0

py3_and_c_programmer

or are they copyrighted

lyxal

@py3_and_c_programmer eh sure

> Dird Wizetime

Unrelated String

4:46 AM

> Bu Aizatizamereuscanr
Gr0
Ungated Widegr0
caterkegroscaimegematetylyboco
cangger
lybost
Unosterosco
moseroscatil
Ratime
Razer0
mocatybostangeffater
Gr

py3_and_c_programmer

thx @Ginger accused me of not having perms

lyxal

> Rat coinherost

> mathcater

DLosc

> Pygame

Unrelated String

> malegefffat
lyboscain

lyxal

> Bubbletime

Oh boy my favourite time of day!

DLosc

4:47 AM

\o/

py3_and_c_programmer

@lyxal see chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/62302485#62302485

lyxal

I saw

DLosc

> Whetated Chow

py3_and_c_programmer

and btw i havent blockd you

lyxal

Hey guys ever wondered what Jo King's middle name is?

> Jo Ghoco Kin

py3_and_c_programmer

4:48 AM

I'm planning to change my own username to kaj later on

DLosc

Oh no:

> DLost

py3_and_c_programmer

Why not?

DLosc

@lyxal How do you pronounce that? 🤔

lyxal

@DLosc think "choco" as in "chocolate" but with "Joe" instead of ch

emanresu A

what

DLosc

4:51 AM

So Joe-co, or Jock-o?

lyxal

Joe-co

py3_and_c_programmer

Joe-co I pronounce it

Jo coco king

Unrelated String

ghoco?

py3_and_c_programmer

Jo the coco-cola king

Unrelated String

/ɣoʊ.koʊ/

Jo King

4:52 AM

my middle name is actually mispelt anyway, so i welcome a replacement

Unrelated String

> DLoscathcogegeuseggger0

2

> Dime

what have you done

> Gizard

kaj is coming back

4:53 AM

> Gin Ghosted coinherelated Sted Ghost

Unrelated String

> DLog
mate

py3_and_c_programmer

> cared coin hear ing ah ing

lyxal

> Whegemat Wizat Wimeringeggailated Strider

Unrelated String

> matrograino
man Ghelanemangegegateger0

DLosc

> Radvyper-neffameggathcan

py3_and_c_programmer

4:54 AM

> pixel ger

lyxal

> Radvylf Prelanresutrinren Wizan

Unrelated String

> cat A
mainged St Chosed Grd Strdememed Choscatid cogero
DLocaizadvypxelameman
matingr
St
Grkemat
Raingr
mocatypetyxaialemameroscouseggazaizatyxalFroscoserker
Gro
GrilyxameggetyxalFr0
Ungroscainocaneroimetyxalyboscoscattimanget
typer
DLo

lyxal

> Dino

> Unresusetail

Unrelated String

> Rad
Unosc
AimemalFrostrker
Un co
tybogeu Gr0
Pype
Raid A
lyperker
Rate

lyxal

From the people who brought you unrelated string comes the long anticipated sequel:

> moinrelated String

py3_and_c_programmer

4:56 AM

Charted Belated

moin reminds of Pythonwiki hack

Unrelated String

wow

py3_and_c_programmer

similar to Debian2013 hack

Unrelated String

> Aider
mow
Bu Kid A
typelerken

DLosc

> main Ginger0

Unrelated String

> Raduatiert
Steew tt

> Rain
moscoin St

DLosc

4:58 AM

> cat Wing

Unrelated String

oh no

py3_and_c_programmer

Alright 15 mins to exam bye

DLosc

o/

emanresu A

good luck

Unrelated String

> hybocow
lyxair
Unr0
pxer-nreter-n
lyper
Razegganr-n
hybost
Ran

gl

> lyxalf Widesu A
Diazeggal
lyxazet
lybocow
lybococo
DLow
Un
hygameggger-nerd coppeman
eman
hybocow
mazedesust
Unggegerocow
lylated
Grain Ghybococow
Razet
Jo Win

DLosc

5:02 AM

What time is it?

> mazetime

Unrelated String

in

> cair0

> Pyg
Razer
lyxadvylf Pr0

DLosc

> hyperesu Wird coil

Unrelated String

introducing the razer lyxadvylf pro

> Gregganger

DLosc

> cathcathcater

py3_and_c_programmer

Aright breaks done

Unrelated String

5:07 AM

i think you might be going a bit

> DLocosc

DLosc

I can't help it! I've just seen

> DLostrin Ghost Wil

Unrelated String

> Diateman
emazetan
hybost Wiramst
Rangelylyboscost

> Rang

DLosc

> Whegg

Unrelated String

> Bust

DLosc

When Jo dresses up as a catgirl:

> Jo coscat

Unrelated String

5:10 AM

that would be a

> hygain

which is to say, a

> Jo Win

Niko

i am so confused of the current chat situation

Unrelated String

for all of the

> hyggan Chef Kin

Jo King

@Niko at least this isn't main chat

DLosc

@Niko It started here

Niko

@JoKing lol true, now is the time when offtopic tnb shines

@DLosc thanks

DLosc

5:14 AM

I think we're currently using this one, although maybe Unrelated has a tweaked version

> tybouser

All right, is late

o/

Unrelated String

5:29 AM

o.

/

yeah this is what i'm using
https://tio.run/##fVJNb9swDL3rVxDZYSm2BR12K9ZDtq4F9oVi2dBDUQSMzVhaZcmQ6Tnun89I2RmyANvJ9OPTI/nIZmAbw5v93tVNTAwJQxlrY74uv3xYwSXcz6jGkKjtYDl7CbMfEntkKmHFyYVKsQJdKqGILlhSDNFOGTs0lF4F6pQbFbn6HNtCAz/s0GvQ7KiipNGdJWS4c0@YSv1/1202fkx9w/LX4Ldwm2KVsG4Vu5EiY/Z2qLCmdJ7RhC7AjY0t6@@KabvFkEOqqjGqY9cSo8v1P0b4NLW7dCUFeG9jn1nItsCscuXQX6dJkodNLGIjkz0Ss6exvydiV9PswZiStlDjI62DNDU/uzCg9nkWN2czA4pKOBq9KGx0Bc2z3WcGnGTODaD3sV@3vePCCnKNviUDvXWehPIWPIW56qg4FF1KFHjtpRtKQtfMvXuQ1FT4xeUJSVLPYDXKcwSEQP3YGB5OANwWHMtWgxgVWmBL0CrjSEGISusJSleG5ww/u5ZhatujxOqJUIV0PJJ2rSXX//UiPzsZTlZ7eJdFDm4ewIy5yYO…

emanresu A

5:46 AM