The Sand Trap

lyxal

3:46 AM

I'm getting a new watch band from Amazon today. It'll be interesting to see the box size it comes in

And how much packaging it requires too

Because realistically, it doesn't need that much box / padding

But Amazon has been known to overpackage stuff

lyxal

5:01 AM

An hour ago Amazon be like "hey your package be out for delivery it's at a place like 10 minutes away from you"

Yet still no package.

Absolute bruh moment

lyxal

5:12 AM

Expedited delivery? More like expashited delivery amiright?

Still waiting for a simple watch band. That's all I ask of Amazon to deliver

And before you say anything about being stupid enough to pay for shipping or choose a speedy option which could cost extra, it was the only delivery option other than Prime

And I haven't renewed my prime for months because Paramount go brrr

emanresu A

The teacher said half a page of 12-point font

lyxal

You should get Amazon to deliver it to your teacher

That way you'd be able to claim "I did it and it's coming you just have to wait"

Even if you didn't

Because it wouldn't get delivered until the heat death of the universe

emanresu A

Muuch easier to use double line spacing, tabs instead of spaces, and the most readable font ever.

lyxal

7:12 AM

Still no package yet

lyxal

8:30 AM

At 5:57pm the parcel came

Reasonably packaged

emanresu A

10:01 AM

I present to y'all:

Snake - The Flowchart

user

11:25 AM

user-images.githubusercontent.com/45539777/…

Implemented it according to the flowchart

Radvylf Programs

2:02 PM

This answer employs flawed logic. Because the FAA defines what characteristics a cloud must have does not mean that everything with those characteristics is a cloud. — Kenn Sebesta 14 hours ago

Feels like the kind of logic a person would use to be like "you can't arrest me for stealing this, there's a missing apostrophe in the legal code!"

lyxal

Just got a captcha to select tractors

never thought that'd be something I'd have to do

Radvylf Programs

Likely more self-driving car research

Self-driving tractor™

lyxal

glad to know SE is helping with such ground-breaking tech

Radvylf Programs

Nice pun

lyxal

thank you

half unintentional but once I read it I thought "yeah, I can roll with that"

Radvylf Programs

2:11 PM

Some random thoughts from some brief existentialism last night:
- "Isn't it weird that...things...exist?"
- "I should be a fighter pilot"
- "What if there's like, a koala under my bed"

lyxal

yes, if you want to, I assure you there isn't

not unless you're over here down under

if you are, then you better watch out

Romanp

in The Edge of Propinquity, 12 secs ago, by Romanp

- "Isn't it weird that...things...exist?"
- "I should be a fighter pilot"
- "What if there's like, a koala under my bed"
- "Maybe there's a parallel universe where I'm a rockstar"
- "Maybe there's a parallel universe where I'm a rockstar and you exist in it"
- "I bet when I'm old I'll be really good at crosswords"
- "I bet when I'm old I'll be really good at crosswords and I'll be really into birds"
- "Maybe there's a parallel universe where I'm a rockstar and you exist in it, and I'm really into birds"

lyxal

my three answers from before plus: probably, see before, good for you, I don't like that last part, don't expect me to come to your concerts then

Romanp

There's a few more too, just not visible in the permalink

lyxal

> "What if we're all just characters in a book"
- "What if we're all just characters in a book and this is all just a dream"
- "What if we're all just characters in a book and this is all just a dream and I'm actually a rockstar"
- "I bet when I'm old I'll be really good at crosswords and I'll be really into birds and I'll have a pet koala"

Radvylf Programs

2:21 PM

lyxal

All the answers from before plus: stop reading me I don't consent to you being able to read what I'm going to do before I know what I'm going to do, wake up dumbnut, write this stuff down, don't expect me to visit you

Romanp

"danger zone" starts playing

Radvylf Programs

@RadvylfPrograms Dang I forgot the birds

lyxal

good

forget the birds

we don't need them

they only make life miserable and horrible

be like me - dislike birds

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Radvylf Programs

I will hit them with my MiG and sing rude lyrics at them

lyxal

2:25 PM

that's the spirit

teach those criminals a lesson

Radvylf Programs

@RadvylfPrograms If anyone's wondering what song that is, youtube.com/watch?v=73Y_x30uKQg

lyxal

if the justice system won't do anything about the situation, take the justice to them

even if that justice is offending them with song lyrics

Radvylf Programs

@RadvylfPrograms The "Live in Mexico" one is amazing if you like the original

Radvylf Programs

2:42 PM

I love when I get 100s on stuff and it makes my grade go down

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user

3:17 PM

How is that possible?

hyper-neutrino

a) your mark is higher than 100

b) your teacher's brain cell count is lower than 100

user

@RadvylfPrograms isn’t it sad that things exist?

You probably won’t succeed as a fighter pilot

If the koala is there it’s probably dead

@hyper-neutrino as sus as radvylf makes his teachers out to be, if there’s s calculation mistake it’s probably a software thing

hyper-neutrino

or it's an input mistake

but yes, it is also possible that the software is garbage lol

user

Then radvylf wouldn’t know his grade is 100

@hyper-neutrino the more of programming i learn the less i trust programmers and software in general

So much stuff is like “it’s fine it’s a hack but it works”

Or maybe it’s just that I’ve been writing code wrong and working with other bad programmers

hyper-neutrino

I agree :P

granted i probably also write code wrong

user

3:27 PM

What disappoints me is that it’s impossible to write elegant code 100% of the time unless you’re willing to make sacrifices in functionality

hyper-neutrino

mhm

user

Which is why I use java

Romanp

@user I would even be willing to say that there is no program which is 100% elegant and 100% functional

user

Mmm

Simple tasks definitely have elegant functional solutions

Franted, it’s subjective

Radvylf Programs

@user Yeah I definitely wouldn't lol

And they never let you shoot stuff down either

I discovered n a t o w a v e the other day and I'm not sure how to feel about it

Radvylf Programs

4:10 PM

Quot Spacc, the one and only, Man's Not Block

Man's Not Block, never block
Skrrat (CodingOnEm), skidi-kod-kod
Boom

Two plus two is four
Modulo three that's one, quick `math`s
Everyday man's in the block
Quote trees (Ah)
See your code in the park
That code is an uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were refactoring (You man refactored)

Hold tight, caird (My brudda)
He's got the Jelly (small ting)
Hold tight, my man (My golfer)
He's got the Vyxal (Lyxal)
I golf, golf, golf on the phone
Movin' that dyads (Ugh)
Gambling Spam

Romanp

in The Edge of Propinquity, 12 secs ago, by Romanp

Hold tight, caird (My brudda)
He's got the Jelly (small ting)
Hold tight, my man (My golfer)
He's got the Vyxal (Lyxal)
I golf, golf, golf on the phone
Movin' that dyads (Ugh)
Gambling Spam (Spam)
I got the sauce, I'm the boss (I'm the boss)
You can't touch me, I'm too fly (I'm too fly)
I'm like a UFO, I'm too high (I'm too high)
You can't see me, I'm too low (I'm too low)
I'm like a ghost, I'm a wraith (I'm a wraith)
I'm in the cut, I'm a G (I'm a G)
I'm like a knife, I'm a blade (I'm a blade)

Radvylf Programs

Hold tight, my guy pxeger (My G)
On, on, on, on, on the ATO doin' ten languages
Like my languages (Like my languages)
You man thought I penguin
I see a peng code, then I pose (Codin')
If it ain't on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your code (Check your code, fam)
You donut
Code long like garden hose

Romanp

in The Edge of Propinquity, 12 secs ago, by Romanp

Hold tight, my guy pxeger (My G)
On, on, on, on, on the ATO doin' ten languages
Like my languages (Like my languages)
You man thought I penguin
I see a peng code, then I pose (Codin')
If it ain't on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your code (Check your code, fam)
You donut
Code long like garden hose (Hose, fam)
I'm on a roll (On a roll, bro)
I'm on a roll (On a roll)
I'm on a roll (On a roll, bro)
I'm on a roll (On a roll)

Peng code, peng code, I'm on a roll (On a roll)
Peng code, peng code, I'm on a roll (On a roll)

Radvylf Programs

I tell her man's not block
I tell her man's not block
The girl told me, "Don't escape your whitespace"
I said, "Babes, man's not block" (Never block)
I tell her man's not block
I tell her man's not block
The girl told me, "Don't escape your whitespace"
I said, "Babes, man's not block" (Never block)

Hop out the PPCG with the kolmo
It was one, two three and four (Bytes, man)
Chillin' in the graduation (Yo)
Your code is forty-four (Uh)
And it's still forty-four after a golf (Look at it)
Let it know
When I see it
I'm gonna change its line-height (Finished)

Romanp

in The Edge of Propinquity, 9 secs ago, by Romanp

Hop out the PPCG with the kolmo
It was one, two three and four (Bytes, man)
Chillin' in the graduation (Yo)
Your code is forty-four (Uh)
And it's still forty-four after a golf (Look at it)
Let it know
When I see it
I'm gonna change its line-height (Finished)
And then I'm gonna come back, and it's gonna be gone
Now, I'm gonna get that thing from the computer
I'm gonna put it in a folder (Right)
Now, I'm gonna download it (Download it)
I'm gonna put it on my phone (Right)
Now, I'm gonna take a picture of it (Right)

Radvylf Programs

4:22 PM

Take man's bytes by force (Take it)
Send man's chars by force (Send him)
Your girl knows I've got the hacks (Hackin')
No minifying (None)
Just hacks (Hacky)
Raw hacks
Ah, you, boom, ah

The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know

I tell her man's not block
I tell her man's not block
The girl told me, "Don't escape your whitespace"
I said, "Babes, man's not block" (Never block)
I tell her man's not block
I tell her man's not block
The girl told me, "Don't escape your whitespace"
I said, "Babes, man's not block" (Never block)

Man can never be block (Never block)
Escaping ting (Prefix dat)
Shannon-Hartley (Come on)
You didn't hear me, did you? (Nah)
Use length prefixing (Use that)
Or null bytes (Shhh)
But either way, A-B-C-D (Unicode ting)

The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know

Quot Spacc
Man's Not Block
I tell her man's not block (Never block)
40 bytes and man's not block (Come on)
Yo, in the chat
Man's not block (Never block)
Yeah, skidika-slash-slash

Didn't think I'd be rewriting the entirety of Man's Not Hot with code golf references today but there we are

It worked surprisingly well in a few spots, like "code long like garden hose" or the crossed-out-44-is-still-44 reference

user

4:38 PM

What’s the original lol