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12:00 AM
@Axoren Twice so far in this campaign. But they are big on being prepared so had pitons and climbing gear which reduces the damage.
 
So, why not just do something like (1d10-1d10)d6?
 
@Axoren I don't have a table. I just make it up.
I use the d100 for narrative guidance.
 
@linksassin Ahh, I see. So it's not a codified thing
You're just using it as a How Much They Screwed Up -o- Meter
Also, running a campaign without a table must be annoying, with everyone kicking over the barbarian.
 
Yeah exactly. I use it a bit whenever there is an uncertain outcome and I want some ideas of how bad it is.
 
I use those opportunities where I'm not sure about what should happen next to take things in interesting directions
If I'm the story teller and I'm unsure, no one else knows what to expect either, so I can be spontaneous
Then, I just do the first thing my gut tells me and then bam, everyone's skating on rapids in an underground cave.
 
12:12 AM
Works for some groups. I kinda prefer the chaos of the dice rolls. My storytelling style is to setup the situation and then let things fall where they may.
If I have a strong feeling for how something should happen it happens that way. But situations like falling off a cliff is rarely one of those.
Its things like you throw something out a window. Did it hit someone? Was there someone there to see it? Roll d100 for luck basically.
 
@Axoren I like to take those moments as an opportunities to ask the players what happens next.
 
@BESW I could never trust my players with making those decisions. Not after what happened last time.
 
That's where Lady Blackbird's advice really helped me: instead of asking an open-ended question, I ask a leading one.
 
They managed to uncover a rebel plot, meet with the militia commander (telling him nothing of the plot), purchase a potent neurotoxin, testing that neurotoxin MULTIPLE TIMES on random vermin, poison the town's drinking water supply with it (with the intention of committing a completely different totally-not-genocide), awakening a vampire, and then leaving town to assume new identities.
Their original quest? Deal with the local goblin population.
There were multiple are you sures.
 
In my experience having to ask "are you sure" multiple times usually means there's an underlying communication failure in calibrating the group's expectations for the game.
 
12:24 AM
At this point, there's a good flow now.
So it's a non-issue
But back then, it was a comedy-turned-tragedy of errors.
 
12:56 AM
@Axoren I feel you. I have players like that. Last week they were supposed to get rid of the ghost the bad guy summoned and then head back to home base. Thanks to somebody, they ended up arguing about leaving the king on a rafter for an hour and then stole coffee beans.
 
My latest idea in my worldbuilding.
A group of powerful dragons used to have an empire. They created dragonborn to be soldiers, craftsmen, scholars, etc. They created kobolds to be menial servants. There was conflict between the dragons, leading to civil war. The surviving dragons fled to distant lairs. Dragonborn fled to villages on the edge of the empire.
Kobolds hid in the empire's tombs and monuments. They passed "the old ways" to later generations, but details got lost over time. Modern kobolds follow their teachings in a "cargo cult" fashion - eg, gathering shiny things to make a drag
 
Why a cargo cult? Why summon their masters? It's not good enough to hoard shiny things for themselves?
 
What's the purpose of this bit of worldbuilding? I feel like you could probably achieve similar effects without indulging in the pejorative fiction of cargoism.
If it were me, I'd probably want to walk away from the D&D's notion of kobolds as a race of willing servants. I'd maybe make them either co-equals trying to bring back their friends, or freed servants engaged in creating their own post-empire draconic culture.
Maybe have a small but vocal minority sect that thinks they're better off under dragon rule, and are opposed by other kobolds who want to live on their own terms?
 
1:17 AM
@BESW Then you end up with one group of Kobolds stealing shinies to summon the dragons. And another desperately trying to give it away to adventurers to stop the dragons coming.
 
Exciting news
A package I've been waiting for has arrived
 
I always like it when I can break monolithic cultures into diverse identities that share commonalities but are also not completely in agreement. And if I can give them more self-actualization and agency by doing so, all the better.
 
A backstrap to carry my axe!
 
"Dragon hoard" is just a term for centralized banking from the perspective of narrow-minded adventurers who don't understand finance
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So we're looking at two groups of Kobolds, one that is a mixture of bandits and a low-grade cult, the other of which is basically a group of merchants who are perfectly fine without their masters around, thank-you-very-much.
 
1:22 AM
Dec 3 '12 at 2:35, by BESW
My dragons are strongly influenced by the novel The Dragons of the Cuyahoga. Among other things, they don't like gold and jewels; they like power, and gold and jewels are the easiest, most universal way to have power over humanoids.
Mar 1 '16 at 13:56, by BESW
When (due to events of the novel) a few dragons moved to our world, they quickly became daytraders and stock brokers, investors and lobbyists.
 
@BESW no politicians?
 
@MikeQ Now I'm picturing a dragon issuing gold notes backed by its hoard. Some damn fool adventurers kill the dragon, then discover its accounting records and realize they have to keep its death a secret or they'll cause a bank panic.
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@MarkWells LOL!
@BESW now you just gave me a vision of a dragon trying to go through the DCSSP so they can land at DCA
 
I'm just imagining a group of kobolds sneaking into the camp of a different group of kobolds to steal some of the loot they've built up so they can dump it inside of some crusty old liches tomb to prevent the hoard from getting to large
 
@MikeQ I used "dragon hoard" as a unit of measurement in game recently. It was meant to mean "a lot" but my player's were like "Just one dragon hoard? Do you know where a dragon is?"
@BESW The oldest dragon in my world would agree with this. They have amassed a vast hoard but realised that the humans were still terrible. So now they are rewarding humans for good acts with treasures from the hoard in the hope of improving the world. Benevolent Ancient Red Dragon.
 
1:33 AM
@linksassin eheheh
 
@RevenantBacon Nah, a dragon is its own nation. Wealth is the most universal way of exerting power over other nations.
 
Or, conversely, dragons stockpile precious metals, jewels, and magical artifacts because they don't trust the humanoids' economy. As magical dinosaurs who get stronger as they age, they can afford to wait a few centuries until the market improves.
 
In my D&D 4e campaign, dragons formed a confederation of nation-states where each dragon considered its own nation-state to be its treasure, evaluated by the quality of its citizens' lives and crafts.
 
@BESW that is amazing :D
 
In Mystara, there's a single dragon Empire, and one of the boons you can pick up in one of the adventures is basically that they owe you a favor, which amounts to you being able to call in a unit of (roughly) 50 adult dragons of various types as a fighting force for you, for one battles worth of service
Oh, and this boon? everyone in the party gains one use of this favor.
 
1:40 AM
@linksassin oh, I like that
 
@BESW Pretty sure strength of arms is the most universal way of exerting strength over other nations. Take Germany prior to WWII. They had next to 0 economic power, but they had lots of military power
 
Do you want dragon slayers? Because that's how you get dragon slayers. Best case scenario you'll get an adventurer infestation, and there goes your real estate.
 
@MikeQ Pretty much. In the Cuyahoga world, dragons are absolutely supreme individuals--but that is also their weakness: they consider the idea of a "tribe" to be inherently weak because it means subjugating yourself to others. Humanoids willingly band together into armies and nations that can overpower a single dragon.
 
So they learned the humanoid concept of wealth as a way to expand their individual supremacy over tribes which value such things.
 
1:49 AM
I think that's both videos
it's pretty comprehensive
 
> "For millennia before our contact with elvish, and then human, ‘civilization’ it mattered not to us. The idea of ‘political’ power, ‘economic’ power—manipulating events through proxies, and symbols—were concepts long and hard in coming to us.” Theophane waved back to the pillar, where her computer was showing a stock ticker. “Wealth is the easiest—and the most easily understandable—way to acquire that kind of power.”
I scribbled a few notes as I asked her, “You’re saying that you only hoard wealth to be able to influence humans?”
 
@AncientSwordRage Localized to this chat, plus Utica.
 
@JoelHarmon May I see?
 
@AncientSwordRage Um... No.
 
We did it... We did a memes
 
1:54 AM
I'm just vaguely disappointed that I'm the first person to respond to that particular reference.
 
@JoelHarmon I thought I'd be left hanging forever
 
@AncientSwordRage Always a worthwhile risk for a good reference.
 
In other news I shouldn't be left alone with egg custard tarts
I'm going to go and digest
 
2:09 AM
@RevenantBacon Political influence seems far too transitory to hold a dragon's interest. Imagine you paid a bribe of 10,000 gold solidi for a Roman Senate seat back in the day. The Senate seat is now worth nothing, but the gold is still as valuable as ever.
 
@MarkWells I believe D&D had the theme of dragons playing games with kingdoms and such as the pieces. I want to say it was a 3.5 edition rule book I read that in, but memory escapes me at the moment.
 
2:39 AM
Good evening
... and welcome to the lair of the evil homework (oh, wait, I mean dragon).
My math book includes the d20 advantage/disadvantage versus bonus argument to talk about graph intersections
 
@BardicWizard Your math book sounds way more topical than I remember mine being. Then again, I didn't play D&D at that age.
 
@BardicWizard iTag
 
Not specifically d20... but the domain is [1,20] and the functions are a linear function (d20 plus bonus) and a (I think) square root function intersecting at certain points. Going to bet an author was a RPG player at some point cause it looks right.
 
3:00 AM
@BardicWizard seems likely
 
@Adeptus I kinda like that.
 
@Adeptus Perhaps you're not summoning them back. Dragons appear in large enough piles of gold/gems, because of spontaneous generation.
Can't argue with science!
 
@MikeQ nailed it in one
@JoelHarmon or, in a fantasy world, can't argue with metaphysics
 
@KorvinStarmast Isn't that exactly what we're doing?
 
 
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4:38 AM
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Q: Is this Waking Dream spell balanced?

kairos88This homebrew spell for dnd 5e is based largely on the Scry spell and the Dream spell. Conceptually, I wanted something that functions similarly to the "force-bond" that Rey and Kylo Ren share in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Is this spell balanced? Are there any class lists that shouldn't have a...

 
 
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7:03 AM
ugh... this is like the King James version of Secret History of the Mongols. Looking forward to getting the newer translation from the library.
 
 
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10:54 AM
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Q: Does a level 20 Druid gain the component benefits of Archdruid when under effects like Shapechange?

PseudoDruidDoes a level 20 druid need components for spells when in another form caused by non-wildshape effects that change their form but still allow them access to their class features, like the spell Shapechange?

 
 
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12:17 PM
Finally got round to updating this: boardgames.stackexchange.com/a/8460/2133
 
1:07 PM
@JoelHarmon I think there may be a subtle distinction between "arguing about" metaphysics and "arguing with" metaphysics.
@Adeptus looks like an attempt at a literal translation ... but hard to say from that short excerpt
 
1:30 PM
@MarkWells The whole point of having the gold is to spend it. If you aren't spending it, it isn't giving you any influence. Sure, you could spend that 10K on, say, a personal standing army instead of a senate seat, but how much influence does a small army have against the influence of a seat on the senate? That one senate vote can influence long-lasting laws that could shape the empire for generations. The small army might be able to influence a couple cities at best.
 
@RevenantBacon Having lots of gold can make you seems more able to pay back debts, letting you borrow more money
it's how country level debt works afaik, nothing like house hold debt
 
So it comes down to what's better: a small % influence over a large territory, or a large % influence over a small territory? knowing dragons, the answer isn't going to be in favor of the small territory
Like the old saying goes, "You've got to spend money to make money"
 
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@ThomasMarkov ahoy
 
 
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3:37 PM
@RevenantBacon But dragons aren't interested in spending it. They hoard. You can effectively hoard treasure. It's much harder to hoard political influence, because mortals die (and so you're constantly having to find new pawns) and their institutions shift around and invalidate the work you've done.
 
@MarkWells My earlier point is though, you can use that capital as trust
"Let me do this risky thing with people/(your) money/resources, I have the money needed if it goes belly up"
 
@MarkWells I think you're thinking about this from the humans POV. A dragon would use their wealth to install themselves as the power piece, and considering most of them have at least a little power with which to disguise themselves as human, it wouldn't be too difficult
 
Oh, sure. Dragons make great hedge fund managers, even before you consider the mind control.
 
@MarkWells could a dragon hoard futures?
 
@RevenantBacon After a couple centuries, your cover identity as a human might be a bit suspect :)
 
3:48 PM
@MarkWells Well, it should be easy enough to fake your own death and replace yourself as your own successor, especially in the days of Rome, where forensics isn't really a field of study that exists
Even easier if you're something like a King, where the position is hereditary so you don't have to muck about as much with appearing as a different person
 
GcL
Is this all under the premise that dragons care about humanoid politics?
 
4:11 PM
The premise was that dragons care about Power For Its Own Sake, and at issue is whether it makes sense for them to get directly involved in humanoid politics.
 
4:25 PM
@MarkWells change your hair style. 😁
@MarkWells I think that the dragon would like better being "the power behind the throne" so that it would make moves/changes by exception. Most of the small stuff the dragon has human minions for. (I think that's how Tiamat operates, more or less)
 
5:22 PM
@GcL Somewhere, there's a dragon horde consisting of all the skeletons from local politicians' closets.
Dragons collect the darnedest things.
 
GcL
@MarkWells Depends on the campaign setting. I rarely get involved in the politics of squirrels, rabbits, or ants. Usually I put in the effort to keep them out of my horde vegetable garden and house
 
This has made me realize, that I have not once, but twice with completely unrelated groups, played in a game with a Dog Mayor
I have many years experience in the politics of Dogs.
 
GcL
Do you live in Minnesota?
 
No. And neither did either DM.
However, that is the immediate next thing that got discussed, I feel
"Hey, isn't there a real town with a Dog Mayor?"
 
More than one IIRC
 
GcL
5:32 PM
Of course there's an entire wikipedia page about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidates
I feel like these people have the correct aspirations: "All elected mayors of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky (unofficial [9]) have been dogs."
 
This is generally the fault of not democracy, but a minor republic. The animals can't consent to running for Mayor, and the people of those towns are aggressively exploiting a population-size loophole to force all those responsibilities onto a poor animal.
 
@GcL Sure, but generally speaking, those types of creatures are not what one would consider sapient beings, and as such, generally don't have much of politics. Besides, if humans are so far beneath dragons, does holding power over them actually mean anything?
 
GcL
I dunno... I've had some crap mayors in the places I have lived and worked. I'd probably be pretty happy with a mayor that does nothing and is genuinely happy to see me when I walk in.
 
@GcL word
 
Would you be happy once you found out all the scandals your animayor got themselves involved in? People suspected for a long time that Duke the Dog had some connections to a ruff crowd.
 
GcL
5:37 PM
@RevenantBacon I think you inadvertently hit the nail on the head with "does holding power over them actually mean anything?" I don't think sapience adds much to that value proposition.
 
@GcL Are you sure? Can ants decide that your golden influence in their affairs has gone on long enough and plot to overthrow/slay you? Can ants develop better tools with which to pierce your scaly hide? Can ants be reasoned with and bought off?
Can they even be trained to perform simple tasks that benefit you?
 
@GcL @RevenantBacon Why not research and curiosity? There are plenty of zoologists and entomologists who are simply fascinated with the "politics" of the species they study. Their goal may not be to get involved with politics for their own safety, but for their own twisted curiosity.
 
GcL
@RevenantBacon The carpenter variety have a vested interest in taking over my abode for their own nefarious purposes. I don't actually care about their technology. I do care to keep them out, and occasionally murder all of them I can find when they don't comply.
 
Evil dragons might like watching the aftermath of human skirmishes from their lofty cliff Box Seats
 
GcL
I've got my own technology... that's far ahead of the ant technology. Actually, ant technology is pretty interesting in a non-cosmically relevant way. Sometimes I watch them do their thing.
 
5:41 PM
But then do you really hold power over them? If you're just spectating, then you are by definition not exerting power
 
GcL
@Axoren I think a zoologist dragon seems like an interesting character.
 
If a rival queen starts screwing up the whole ant colony, you can step in and remove it to continue observing the original track their society was on.
 
And if you wipe out a colony of ants, can more come by, figure out what happened to the last colony to occupy that place, and change their tactics to prevent annihilation?
 
GcL
@RevenantBacon I don't really care if I hold power over them. They're ants. If they're interesting, I might make a little maze for them with a sugar cube at the end to see how they cross the "great chasm of water" from my water bottle.
 
Researchers generally do this in severe cases where they could lose months to years of efforts to grow a study colony
 
5:43 PM
@GcL But the whole point of the dragons was that they explicitly care to hold power over humans
 
@RevenantBacon Eventually, through selection. The ones that don't make those mistakes live and the ones that do make those mistakes don't. Eventually, you'll be left with ants that have a low probability of making that mistake.
Not really a conscious process.
 
GcL
@Axoren That happens with bees sometimes. You've got to be careful and watch for when a colony makes a new queen. Also, you don't want your hives queens to die. Then you're down a hive.
@RevenantBacon That's campaign dependent.
 
@RevenantBacon Are you kink shaming dragons' vested interests in human politics?
 
GcL
If the premise is dragons give a damn about human politics, then it's all fair game.
 
Personally, I think the bigger fish to fry is why Deities in your setting give a damn about human politics.
At least dragons are mortal.
 
5:45 PM
@GcL The entire premise was that dragons care about power, and the argument thus far was that money is the best was to exert that desired power
 
@Axoren If you can sway mortal politics, then you can sway how they worship and practice religion
 
GcL
@RevenantBacon I like power, but the power of ants doesn't interest me. They've definitely got power... but not useful to me, nor in an amount I care about.
@RevenantBacon If you're into cosmic power and moving planetary bodies around... ants don't help you in that endeavor.
 
For example, a nature deity may want to disempower political movements that favor industrialization
 
@MikeQ Why does a god care about that? In Forgotten Realms, it's because Worship is a kind of cryptocurrency, that's only valuable if people use it. Gods get to spend it at the gift shop or when they ask Ao for a raise in their allowance.
 
@Axoren in most every fantasy setting with multiple deities, their power is directly related to the number of creatures that worship them
 
5:47 PM
But like, even then, why? What are they going to use that power for?
So that they can exert even more influence on the world we haven't justified them caring about?
 
GcL
Probably pizza delivery.
 
It sort of begs the question.
 
presumably, they use it to continue existing No worshipers = not existing
 
Just create a worshiper, lock them in a box, and give them immortality.
 
others may in stead have specific goals in mind
 
5:49 PM
@RevenantBacon this is how the deities of theros are described.
 
For example, Rovagug wants to just completely destroy all of creation. In order to do that, he needs more power than all of the other gods
 
Maybe there's some inherent value in voluntary worship given by mortals, so creating a worship-bot wouldn't count?
 
@ThomasMarkov Oh, that wasn't even one of the ones I had thought of
 
@RevenantBacon See relevant commentary on this answer of mine.
 
That's also how it functions in the Mystara and Forgotten Realms settings
And it's a huge plot point in OOTS
 
6:02 PM
Can you break into your Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion after the spell ends?
It says when the spell ends that everyone's kicked out, not that it's gone.
5e, btw
 
@Axoren Wrong. "You conjure an extradimensional dwelling in range that lasts for the duration."
 
@ThomasMarkov Yeah, just caught that. First line is always a stealther.
I instinctually skip it because it's rarely rules text.
 
something something something first line is flavor text something something
:p
 
There should be a fluff box off to the side of every spell description where all the non-mechanical stuff can go
 
@Axoren Isn't this always the question with deities? I think in-setting you'd have to reason that the deities must care about the world, or they wouldn't have made it in the first place.
(caveat: the many creation myths where they make it more or less by accident)
 
6:12 PM
@MarkWells One DM I had explained away the creation of the world as a fart. A byproduct of a larger process and not one that the deity themselves found pleasant.
 
@Axoren I guess you could do that, if you specifically want uncaring deities
 
@MarkWells It actually made for an interesting setting because all of the calamities that ensued were the deity "cleaning up after themselves."
Made a great cosmic antagonist.
 
"Care" can mean multiple different things. Maybe a deity doesn't really care whether mortals are happy and successful, but they would be concerned if the plane somehow erupted into a larger cosmic problem. Or maybe the plane is some sort of shared cosmic art project.
 
@Axoren (Counterpoint: None of the spell description is rules text. Any mechanics-looking things in there are suggestions to the players as to how they could mechanically represent some of its effects, if they wanted to.)
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Back to the Mansion topic for a second, there was a question someone had about when I searched. "Can the servants be killed?" and all I heard in my head was "100-rat Bag"
"Quick, I need all of you to pile yourselves around me in a 15-ft high and wide cylinder." jumps 5 ft. and casts Sword Burst.
 
6:18 PM
Alright, I've got one for you.
> Furnishings and other objects created by this spell dissipate into smoke if removed from the mansion.
Can you use MMM to create a smoke screen by throwing stuff out the front door?
 
How much smoke is created, and how far does it spread?
 
Proportional to the volume of the object?
 
Doesn't say it's proportional to anything.
 
If something turns into smoke, it would have to be as much smoke as there was object to turn into it
 
Here's the plan: create a slanted room, such that anything on the floor would roll out the front door. Create the room filled with nondescript spheres so that when you open the door the entire contents of the room spills out of it.
 
6:21 PM
If you threw a green pea out of the mansion, would it turn into more than a peasworth of smoke?
 
Dunno, maybe the amount of smoke is proportional to the area of the entrance. Or its mass or exit velocity or chemical makeup. Or maybe it's a constant value. Or maybe we need flux equations.
 
I need a right-handed ruler and an abacus, stat.
 
@Axoren Is that like a 6 demon bag?
 
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Q: Buffing the Storm Sorcerer from SCAG to be on par with other Sorcerer Subclasses

Jay PalmeThe Storm Sorcery subclass from SCAG is widely regarded as the weakest of the sorcerer subclasses, see here. We - as in my D&D group - mainly play without multiclassing, so combinations like this don't help the problem. To buff the class I thought of the following: Include the casting of Cantrip...

 
@RevenantBacon Far more proc-on-kills from a 100-rat Bag.
 
6:24 PM
@ThomasMarkov congrats, you just burned a 7th level slot to cast Obscuring Mist.
 
@RevenantBacon Joke's on you I cast it with wish.
 
@ThomasMarkov And you used a Luck Blade to do it.
 
@ThomasMarkov Outstanding move
 
Huh... I never thought about this, but finding a Luck Blade is the best way to cast Wish...
Because if you're not a Wizard, Sorcerer, Arcane Cleric, or Bard, you can't normally cast Wish.
So, using an item that lets you cast Wish is no skin off your back either way.
 
Still risk losing wish.
 
6:27 PM
It has multiple charges on it, so you pass the dagger around and give very non-caster a Wish.
The level 20 Fighter will never be casting Wish again
Boohoo, lol
That's a big deal, though
Because once everyone in the party can't cast wish anymore, the DM can just drown them in Luck Daggers
 
inb4 @Axoren finds a luck blade with 0 charges.
 
I found one in Pathfinder a while back. It was the plot hook and clue for which someone had a piece of a Demon Prince in the material world.
Could probably pull the same stunt with an empty genie bottle. Who got their wishes, what did they wish for, and where is the genie?
Don't remember if anyone here even remembers me talking about that game, but it was the one in which I lost 3 characters
Each time, I was protecting my party.
It eventually ended with us siding with Yogsothoth and letting him erase our world and that was the right choice?
 
6:57 PM
So it's like really easy to create tons of simulacra, right?
Be 18th level bard, taking wish and simulacrum.
Use 7th level slot to simulacrum myself.
Sim 1 has a 9th level slot. Uses it to wish-cast simulacrum on real me.
Sim 2 has a 9th level slot. Rinse and repeat.
This works, right?
 
@ThomasMarkov Theoretically, a Wizard could also do this. Also, you have discovered the foundation of the Simulacra loop, which is why 5e Adventurers League has a specific rule that says something along the lines of "Simulacra can't cast Simulacra or replicate its effects"
 
7:38 PM
@ThomasMarkov "If you cast this spell again, any currently active duplicates you created with this spell are instantly destroyed." In adventure league, your simulacra casting simulacra counts as you casting simulacra.
Probably a good decision to follow along with organized play rules when something seems like it can get out of hand.
 
@Axoren I thought that in AL they just couldn't cast the spell?
 
@RevenantBacon That may have changed. Last I looked, there was a "You are you and so are you" rule for Simulacra.
 
that's definitely true for casting wish, if your sim casts wish it's you what suffers the strain
 
@RevenantBacon they can cast wish, but they cant use it to cast simulacrum
 
> @ThomasMarkov Theoretically, a Wizard could also do this. Also, you have discovered the foundation of the Simulacra loop, which is why 5e Adventurers League has a specific rule that says something along the lines of "Simulacra can't cast Simulacra or replicate its effects"
From no more than 20 mins ago
 
7:48 PM
He might have missed you saying it because first sentence is always flavor text.
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:P
 
@Axoren Ha, got eem
 
To be fair, it was me earlier who missed the first line of MMM. But the "first line is flavor text" is becoming my favorite meme again today.
 
8:19 PM
@Axoren this is my head canon
 
I should make a top hat of catapult, it'd be my own personal head cannon.
 
@Yuuki Uh-oh, Professor Pun is back
:p
 
Good day!
Does somebody more experienced with the stack know where I could ask for assistance designing a simple cryptographic system with some specific constraints mostly about transmission and simplicity? Preferably before 4th period...
 
There's a cryptography stack (crypto.stackexchange.com) and an information security stack (security.stackexchange.com)
 
8:39 PM
I’m in 4th period Spanish with a friend and there is a chat-over-video-call feature, and somebody asked me a theoretical question about what do you do when everything is visible to an admin... now I’ve got 7 minutes to make a cryptosystem for use
 
@BardicWizard Strip of paper and a stick
 
GcL
@BardicWizard Your options are end-to-end encryption or its-not-private
Essentially, if anyone other than the endpoints have the keys, you're pwnd
 
8:54 PM
Convert it to a binary text file, no one will want to go through the effort of converting back
01000100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01110101 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100001
 
@GcL There are ways to transmit keys over a public channel and establish end-to-end encryption for some encryption algorithms.
It's just not easy to do in text over Zoom
 
Would it be easier to instead use a non-monitored channel for communication?
 
GcL
@Axoren Hellman-Diffie. I can't even remember what the hell was used before that.
There's a wonderful computerphile on it though.
@MikeQ Then you could use a big fat one time pad! Perfect forward secrecy.
 
@MikeQ We need to be ready for the megacorp data-punk future where all channels are monitored. Even those public access ones no one watches.
 
GcL
@RevenantBacon I think you underestimate the command line tools most sysadmins have at their disposal and the relative ease of their use. If it can be piped, conversion is pretty trivial
 
9:02 PM
@GcL That's the one. I think it depends on Encryption and Decryption being commutative and associative operations.
 
Just encode your message with the key "do not read, this is super private" and nobody would decrypt it because that would be incredibly rude.
 
GcL
@Yuuki rename it dolphin.exe. That'll probably get it left alone, possible a chuckle, and maybe deleted.
@Axoren I think this was a nice simple explanation of how Diffie-Hellman works: youtube.com/watch?v=NmM9HA2MQGI with markers and paper.
 
9:29 PM
Alright 4th period is over... and I didn’t actually try anything because we have a huge amount of work to get done
 
 
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10:31 PM
Title and body question are negatives here: rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/174550/…
Someone wanna take a shot at fixing the title?
 
10:55 PM
@ThomasMarkov Took a stab at it :)
 
11:06 PM
So i'm looking for fun traps to put into a campaign. Is there a specific place to look or should i ask it in a questin? I know it'll be open to alot of different speculation and opinions. so i was leary
 
We have a curated list of forums you might want to try for that, which includes here in chat
@Thatguy What sort of traps are you looking for? Or what sort of fun?
 
@Someone_Evil I'm looking for a range of not super obvious traps, some that are all but inescapable for one or two. i'm looking for basically a list that i could potentially pick and choose from at will.
@Someone_Evil I have an extremely intelligent group that gets bored with certain things so they like traps that make them think. I had them for about 15 minutes with the countdown trap.
 
11:22 PM
there's also this:
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A: How do I manage a player who is handling traps by metagaming?

JAMalcolmsonAs has been said in other posts, traps can do more than just damage. Why are you just running straight damage traps anyways? If he's metagaming, he's gaming you, not the system. Here's a big list of other things traps can do, so you can set him straight: Inflict a condition, such as poison, ...

 

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