> Shopkeep: That's the one, officers! A dragonborn stole those weapons! It was him!
> Dragonborn: Oh, right, because all us dragonborn look the same, right? Just because I'm a dragonborn, I did it?
> Shopkeep: [to guards] He was a big, red, tall, spiky dragonborn! This man did it!
> Dragonborn: [while guards briefly frisk him] Oh yeah, a big red spiky dragonborn, never seen one of those before, well with a description like that it must have been me.
> Guard Captain: [moustache ruffle, grumpy voice] Sorry to have troubled you, sir. [leaves with shopkeeper while giving him some firm words]