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00:11
Awww, did Jack Lesnie leave?
I liked that guy.
Adobe Flash has (another) massive security hole. It'd be a good idea to disable it on your computer.
Apr 25 at 17:11, by okeefe
@DuckTapeAl Google suggests that his account is now http://rpg.stackexchange.com/users/10075/user2754
00:15
I was about to type, "I can't believe that this is the second time I've had this conversation".
But I can absolutely believe that.
But was "seen" yesterday.
With no trouble.
@DuckTapeAl I still haven't managed to run or play a game of Death or Glory :(
@Shalvenay going to do kids' bed now, then will be back. Will you be around? If so, I'm committing now to figuring out tonight what our summer plan is.
00:38
@Miniman Aww. I'm not currently in a game, since my last game broke up due to GM Baby, and that kind of bums me out.
I've been playing lots of Guild Wars, but it just isn't the same.
@nitsua60 should be
@DuckTapeAl hey there!
Would "GM Baby" be a good name for a band?
Hey, @Shalvenay!
@DuckTapeAl That does kinda suck. Any particular reason you haven't looked for a new group?
@DuckTapeAl how're things going?
00:41
Or switched who GMs, or to a GMless system?
I've looked a bit at work, but haven't found any groups with open slots.
The GM Baby was sort of an excuse for a couple people to bow out, and they're not interested in putting together a new one.
Ah.
And I'm really tired of being the one to bring everyone together, and chase down the flakes, and do all the pregame org.
@DuckTapeAl I've been there - there was a group I stuck with for a long time, but when the decision was made to change systems I took it as an opportunity to quietly disappear.
I like GMing, I just hate having to be everyone's mom at the same time.
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00:45
@DuckTapeAl Yeah, that bit can get pretty old.
Yeah, I'm quite happy with my current dynamic of "Show up or not, we'll do fun stuff with whatever size group we get each week" and a lot of low/no prep systems.
If just one other person shows, we usually watch binge Netflix or something. If there's at least three folks (including me) there's stuff to play.
how many people are in your group, total?
I've been lucky enough to organically form a small group of reliable people. On the fairly rare occasion that someone can't make a night, we just skip it.
@Miniman oh, man, reliable people. I'd post a picture of a unicorn if I wasn't on my phone. :P
@DuckTapeAl Include myself, seven that attend semi-regularly.
There's four (including myself) that are there most weeks, but only @trogdor is there every single week.
00:48
@BESW Yeah, I can rarely get more than 5 who are at all interested, with a regular attendance of 3-4.
It gets a bit disheartening.
@DuckTapeAl 5 including me.
hehehehe
But just three people still works quite well for games like Danger Patrol, Roll For Shoes, Cthulhu Dark, Lovecraftesque, A Penny For My Thoughts, Do: Pilgrims of the Flying Temple...
And most Fate games are quite content with two PCs and a GM.
And I don't think I'd have as much fun with that kind of low-prep, less regular game. I like to tell a story most of the time, and it's hard to do that without s regular group.
Also, most of my experience with non-dnd systems is me running them poorly for people who generally don't game.
So that makes it hard to get excited for that kind of thing.
One tip that's worked well for me: People who live together, especially couples, will usually be more reliable as a group than as individuals.
00:51
:(
I can't come up with a good way to phrase that, but I hope the idea is clear.
I know what you mean.
@Miniman Yeah, most of the time I get Doppelgreener and his roommate together.
I had a couple that would almost always either both attend, or neither attend
Usually both.
Unless you're worried about this sort of thing, of course.
00:53
@Miniman [stabs with fire]
@DuckTapeAl Yeah, exactly. It makes it easier, since if they can't make it, it's half the group, so you just cancel.
Obviously this only works if you can find a time when people will be able to make it way more often than not.
Hey, a new post to down vote.
Well, my game finished patching, so I'm off. Good luck with that DoG game, @Miniman.
@DuckTapeAl Thanks! Good luck finding a group!
@Miniman well that was an awful read
@Asteria I really admire the self-control it must take to leave it up.
It serves a valuable purpose, so I'm glad he hasn't deleted it, but I have to admit, I would if it was me.
01:03
@Miniman I wish I had not opened that link now, how depressing
@BESW Have you seen any of Cleverman yet? Since it's made here, I don't know when the rest of the world gets it. It's been pretty good so far. Definitely using the non-humans as an analogy to RL minorities, similar to what Alien Nation & District 9 did.
@trogdor You could look at the content and find it depressing, or you could look at the votes and find it reassuring.
true enough, only one person seems to have that opinion
@Adeptus Not yet, but I'm very curious!
01:20
@Shalvenay back room?
@nitsua60 once its thawed...
@Shalvenay who can thaw?
@nitsua60 need a chat-moderator
@nitsua60 Any blue mod.
Should I flag the "once it's thawed" message, or would that be abuse of the flag?
01:24
That would be an abuse, and also not useful.
Everyone over 10k rep sees chat flags.
You want an elected mod.
So we do this:
I know mxy's about
@SevenSidedDie or @mxyzplk, would you please thaw the Back Room when you have a moment?
thanks
@BESW @nitsua60 Done, and cheers!
@SevenSidedDie while you're here, time for one quick question?
(and, thanks!)
01:28
@nitsua60 Sure!
@SevenSidedDie TY :)
@SevenSidedDie I have only played Classic Traveller. If I were to pick up a newer-than-1977 version/edition/publisher, what do you suggest? I don't want anything as crunchy as GURPS, but have to assume that unambiguous improvements have been found in thirty-nine years....
For a little more context, I really like CT. Just don't want to leave improvements "on the table", so to speak, out of ignorance.
@nitsua60 I'm not a Traveller connoisseur, but I've heard enough that I can share what I would be looking at. :) Mongoose Traveller is a typical Mongoose production: heavierweight, but true to the original's feel; as is also typical for them the 2nd edition (just released) is superior to the 1st. The T5 that just came out (or just last year?) is from Marc Miller himself, and is the "director's cut", but not everyone is happy with it. Both MGT1/2 and T5 are heavier than Classic. […]
Classic is also still widely played, and is considered to not really be in want of improvements. (Personally, that's where I'd be heading if I were starting a Traveller campaign.) Overall, it seems like the differences between CT, MGT, and T5 are enough a matter of taste that they're all good choices, but will each suit different people better or worse than the others.
So maybe I'll peruse through MGT2 and T5. And give myself permission to feel not-stupid if I end up just sticking with CT. Thanks!
Again, this is mostly hearsay, so consider it directions to the dungeon from the peasant in town who waved his arm and said "Oh it's tha' way, trough the forest…"
@nitsua60 It also sounds like they're much less different from each other than, say, D&D editions, which are the weird outliers of the RPG universe for diverging so much. So if you like one, you'll probably like the others!
01:37
@SevenSidedDie That's usually enough to get oneself into some sort of trouble fun =)
@nitsua60 Indeed. ^_^
 
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02:50
For those on Windows 10 getting Microsoft Office update/purchase nag messages every month: hit Start, type in get office, right click on the Get Office app that shows up, and uninstall it. It is the thing sending those reminders and it has no other purpose if you don't want Office.
@doppelgreener Last I checked (which was many months ago) Windows checks for and re-installs Get Office at reboot.
@BESW So far it's been gone for good on my machines.
I might be remembering the Update to Win 10 instead.
03:10
RSS feed: "79 unread items."
Either I have too many things on my feed, or I'm busier than usual the last few days.
Why not both?
This seems reasonable.
...is there a feed reader with the ability to parse out posts that are just unmodified tumblr re-blogs of things that are already on your feed?
Not that I know of.
Struggling with naming something at work: We need a word for "where waste ends up", which covers categories including recycling and energy generation. Currently we're using "fate", which sort of works, but sounds weird.
Final Destination.
Seriously though "destination" might work?
It does work, but it sort of implies a place rather than a process.
03:19
Destiny.
Yeah.
Which is almost exactly the same as fate.
duty, objective...
We want to steer clear of anything that implies "where it's meant to end up".
It's proven tricky.
Desiderata?
"Disposal outcome."
@BESW I had to look that one up, although it explains a character's name that I wasn't aware had deeper meaning.
@BESW I quite like outcome.
03:24
Causatum.
("Causatum" is one of those lovely I sound smart but say nothing words.)
Denouement.
Eventuality.
It might be too late, outcome is gaining traction fast.
Outcome is probably best.
I'm just having fun.
Although denouement needs to be used more often.
@BESW Thanks! (I just realised I didn't actually say it.)
My pleasure.
[argh] Okay, computer-expert-type folks, it's time for another episode of BESW Knows Nothing Laugh At Him.
I'm told that uninstalling Java from my Mac is a good idea because it's a bundle of security flaws. But I can't run the Adobe programs I need for my profession without it. From the comments here it appears I can install just the JRE (whatever that is) and have the programs work okay.
Is this a reasonable compromise between security and functionality (given my alternative is to subscribe to the Adobe Creative Cloud, which has notoriously dubious security of its own and tends to make it impossible to run your own programs for its own reasons), and is it something an idiot can do with minimal risk of setting his computer on fire?
03:48
@BESW whoever told you that isn't wrong. Java has *so* many security flaws. Everytime they release a patch to fix some, it adds more....*sigh*
Adobe cloud is great for students, buuut only if it's the only thing you're running on your laptop. JRE is an improvement, and the instructions provided seem fairly easy to follow
Are you familiar with using cmd?
I'm a computer-expert-type-folk who isn't a mac-computer-type-expert. So my answer is a definite maybe.
@Asteria You mean Terminal? I can copy-paste lines into it and sometimes I can even figure out how to replace the file structure bits to fit my hard drive's setup.
terminal is pretty similar. If you're proficient with PC, mac takes a bit of getting used to but can be easy to workout if you break it down
@BESW thats pretty much all you need then :P
@Asteria BESW is on a Mac.
I think?
I used PC as a youth, and then moved to mostly but not exclusively Mac for the last 13 years.
And yeah, my professional computer is a MacBook Pro. I'm looking to get an iMac soon.
03:51
Ahh okay. I find a lot of people have more experience with PC, so I tend to use that as a reference
'if you're used to cmd, terminal is easy' kinda deal
As a kid I did some command-line tinkering in DOS and some very rudimentary BASIC coding, but I'm a software user first and foremost.
(Graphic designer with a specialisation in print media; I'm not even really proficient in HTML.)
I've been avoiding the Creative Cloud and sticking with my lovely CS6, but at this rate I doubt it'll survive the next major OS.
...which means I might finally be free to re-evaluate my OS choices. Not that I'm unhappy with Mac, but I've been tethered to it since 2007 because of OS-specific Adobe licensing. Might be good to see what else is out there soon.
Whether I go to a different set of programs entirely or just jump to the Cloud, that'll give me professional access to, at the very least, Windows.
([verysmallyey])
@BESW as a child I was sent to work in the HTML mines, digging up loose elements and unmatched close tags. Every now and then I'd find a scrolling marquee and I'd be given a nickel. I know HTML well.
@doppelgreener I know. You coded up a specialised dice roller for DYRH in about half an hour.
[was impressed]
@BESW As far as security is concerned, there's not a lot of difference between having Java and having the JRE.
04:00
...I'll probably stick with Mac, realistically. It's the lesser of two weevils for my porpoises.
@Miniman [sad]
@BESW Not having the web plugin is mildly better than having it, but there's still plenty of websites around that won't work without it.
ugh, weevils
Having or not having the JDK doesn't make any difference.
@trogdor But yay, porpoises!
@Miniman I'm told there are... workarounds?
@BESW And therefore, logically, mixed feelings about porpoises with weevils.
@BESW Not that I know of, but I'd love to be proven wrong.
04:03
@Miniman Those poor porpoises.
@BESW those are indeed fine
@BESW The only workaround I can think of is to not use any Java-based websites, which works, but I wouldn't call a workaround as such.
I'd be a lot happier about the Cloud if it didn't have that "must be online to start a program" thing.
@Miniman Yeah, that's more of a "backaway" than a "workaround."
@BESW Unfortunately, the cloud philosophy assumes everyone has a continuous, stable connection to the Internet with lots of bandwidth and no data limits.
I live on an island with a fragile infrastructure that's semi-regularly bombarded by typhoons and earthquakes. My "stable" Internet has micro-disconnects on an almost hourly basis.
04:10
@BESW I know. Sadly, most large software companies either don't know or don't care.
And even setting that aside--a year or two ago, the entire design community worldwide lost access to their Creative Cloud programs when the Adobe servers went down for a whole day.
And because CC files aren't back-compatible, you couldn't fall back to CS6 even if you still had it.
It's these and other reasons that make me not a fan of the cloud philosophy.
The Cloud is dumb.
I got cheap Creative Cloud through work. Sadly, they don't offer an offline Adobe package.
Sure, there are conditions and uses where it makes a lot of sense, but overall cloud mania is a perfect embodiment of Weizenbaum's fears 40 years ago.
04:15
Who is Weizenbaum and why was he afraid of clouds?
(B-dubs, anyone who tells you that digital bookkeeping is "greener" than paper is probably clueless. If anything it's worse.)
@Adeptus He was critical of AI, this is the first I've heard of him being against cloud.
Weizenbaum wrote ELIZA, the first natural-language human/computer interface.
@BESW There's having the JRE on your PC for Java software, and there's having the browser plugin. The browser plugin itself is a popular vector for attack. Having it uninstalled is a good idea, especially since just about no modern websites use it nowadays. The JRE being another thing - not having the JRE is better than having it, but being able to do your work is better still than having no Java.
Seeing that both computer science professionals and laypeople were so eager to use ELIZA in ways which a basic understanding of programming should show to be ridiculous if not dangerous, Weizenbaum took two years off to talk to psychologists, historians, engineers, and experts in many other fields.
He came out of it with an understanding of the progressive role of technology in society and humanity's relationship to it, and he saw that computers do not fit the traditional progression but we treat them as if we do.
He wrote the book Computer Power and Human Reason as an exploration of that gap, the problems which rise from ignoring it, and an exhortation to change our relationship with computers to be more informed about them.
His fundamental conclusion was that we've got a horrifying tendency to use computers for tasks because they can do the tasks, without reflecting on what that choice signifies, what impact it has, or whether it's a good thing to have a computer do.
The cloud is an embodiment of that thoughtless "This sounds cool, so full speed ahead without examining the context!" attitude.
04:20
@BESW I think it's more of a "white guys" problem.
@Miniman That's definitely one of the context blinders at play.
I see certain uses of the cloud (e.g. Adobe Creative Cloud) to be quite poor decisions that come to the detriment of the people trying to engage in them, but the cloud overall is quite a beneficial concept when used well.
"Affluent white guys assuming their experience is universally generalisable" is a problem festering beneath many challenges the world faces today.
@BESW In this context, it's closer to "affluent white or Asian males who live in cities in the U.S.A."
@doppelgreener Aye. The problem with the cloud is that very few people are considering whether it's a good tool for a given job--simply whether the job can be changed to fit the tool.
@Miniman Cross-reference with "people who think Soylent is a great idea."
Anyway, I'm taking my dad to the dentist. ttfn
04:24
@BESW Hmm. In general in the industry areas I'm exposed to it's being used quite well mostly, Adobe being a quite egregrious exception. "Let's provide all of our software via the cloud, but also force people to use our cloud-based file handling, which can experience downtime sometimes! And if it's down you can't run the software or do anything at all!" Visual Studio requires network-based authentication to let you run it, but you can go for several months without that authentication.
Adobe made some very bad decisions for its consumers there.
@BESW TTFN!
At the moment one of the primary uses of the Cloud is to provision web servers, through services like Amazon Web Services and Microsoft Azure. Generally it's a pretty good thing, and resembles the move the electricity utility industry experienced.
In the beginning of electricity being a household thing, houses that could afford one had their own generators, and maintained and fueled them privately. Then power plants began to appear which could provide multiple houses with power at the same time, and the houses could share in the cost of maintaining and running the generator and ensuring it had adequate fuel. Nowadays in most of the world, power plants tend to be how someone gets electricity at all.
In the beginning of web hosting, everyone had their own private server rooms and had personnel to run those. Then people started offering their own machines (but they were generally garbage and the pricing didn't reflect usage very well). Now, Cloud hosting provides a far more flexible model for people just getting whatever computing power they need, and the companies who formerly had server rooms are flocking to 'em.
@doppelgreener Except, now that's changing again, with household solar. Some people are feeding into the grid, some are going fully off-grid
@Adeptus And that's pretty awesome. Solar power technology is becoming pretty good nowadays. :D
04:43
@doppelgreener We have 1.5kw on our roof. Bought it a few years ago, when it was much more expensive, but the feed-in price was higher too. We've thought about adding more, but I believe then we'll lose the higher feed-in on all of it. (Also, money's tighter than it was for us then.) Looked at the Tesla batteries too, but they're still expensive.
They are. Tesla seems to be deliberately saturating the battery market though to drive prices down for the benefit of the electric car business.
Which is very bold and I love it.
Yes. The Tesla 4-door sedan is very tempting, worth a look when it's available here (I'm assuming they'll have dealers here?)
@BESW Mac just recently had its big developer conference full of announcements, and I don't think they announced any new hardware, but they did say that the next Mac operating system would drop support for a lot of hardware from 2007 thru to 2009. Make sure you get something recent enough if you're getting an iMac.
@Adeptus Eventually, hopefully! They already have a plant in Europe and might accept an invitation to build one in France, so Europe at least may be covered.
05:40
@doppelgreener uh, France is in Europe,.....
@trogdor Are you sure? When was the last time you checked?
@trogdor You are not cleared for this information, citizen. Proceed to the correctional booth.
@Miniman look, I am a very busy person, I can't fly out to France all the time to see if it moved
@Magician BURNINATE
I think that settles my clearance
Your burnination has been noted. You have been docked 2 clones.
@trogdor Oh, I thought you were narrating the effect of the correctional booth.
05:45
no silly, you do not BURNINATE me, I BURNINATE you
that is how it works, no exceptions
@trogdor Why are you drag(on)ing me into this?
@Magician who needs clones? I am already the best one
@Miniman you did it to yourself by participating :P
@trogdor Your current balance is -5 clones. Please proceed to the cloning vats to correct it.
@Magician @trogdor I'd listen to him. Negative clones are hella scary.
you are never making back that deficit
05:48
@trogdor You (trogdor) are in an illicit possession of trogdor's body. Please submit it to the rightful owner (trogdor).
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@Magician and now I have BURNINATED the entire complex of cloning vats, good day
I flipped a few tables too, just to be sure
@trogdor Before or after you BURNINATED them?
06:23
@trogdor I say "may be" because I don't know if the plant currently in Europe actually sells to Europe. Those cars might just all ship straight to the USA. A second factory in Europe, though, will likely eventually start producing excess that will be sold in Europe - once they meet all their pre-orders, of which there is a phenomenally large quantity.
@Miniman hehe they happen at the same time, efficiency
@doppelgreener ah, neat
So, I understand the geography of what I said up there quite well.
it just seemed like you were being strangely redundant
it is more clear what you meant now though
06:39
I did word that oddly, I think.
we all do that at times
06:58
So I was reading the question about repeating saving throws (rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/82726/repeating-saving-throws) and it made me consider a related question, but I'm not sure what exactly I want to ask about it
basically, I was wondering about the concept of timing short-duration spells that improve saving throws in order to help protect against these.
sounds like a potential thing that could happen.
@Nzall The thing is, if you can cast spells, why not just cast one to remove the effect completely?
@Miniman Maybe you don't have a "remove this effect" spell, but you do have a "boost a saving throw" spell
@Adeptus yes, something like that
@Adeptus Weirdly, removing effects is both easier and far more common than boosting saving throws.
07:09
I think 13th Age does that sort of thing in interesting/dynamic ways.
like at the end of a encounter, and your person who could remove the effect already used all their removal spells during the encounter
4e also has a lot of "get/grant an extra saving throw" abilities.
I think the concept itself is viable, the thing is, would it be considered metagaming? If your poison lasts 12 hours, and your saving throw increase only lasts 5 minutes, then it does seem weird that a spell would be timed like that
I mean, are the characters themselves familiar with the concept of saving throws?
...that's a totally different question, and one that is almost impossible to answer because "metagaming" is a nebulous concept which very few people can agree on--neither what it is nor assigning value judgements to it.
not the players, the characters
07:12
Characters are certainly aware that they have abilities which help them shrug off malign influences.
@Miniman A "remove this effect" spell is a tricky proposition with finger of death.
@Nzall Are there saving throw boosting spells or abilities in 5e? In 4e this wasn't an issue because you generally rolled saves every round anyway.
@BESW But are they aware that poisons have repeated saving throws, for example?
@doppelgreener Eh, death is just an extra-sticky debuff. Resurrection tends to remove it.
@Nzall It's been argued that, with sufficient observation & intelligence, characters can work out the "laws of the universe" ie the rules of the game they're in
07:13
@Nzall While the characters are usually not familiar with "saving throws", they can sometimes be translated either into in-game concepts ("second wind", "trying to shake it off") or to narrative concepts ("a last-ditch effort to transcend the condition").
It depends on how you, the players, want to view it. Some will be fine with simply saying "there's a saving throw, no other justification necessary".
@Nzall Of course they are! Even disregarding "observing the laws of the setting reveals the rules of the game," the poison has iterative effects that are easily observable.
@doppelgreener True! But a short-term "boost your saving throw" spell is equally tricky.
@Magician I don't know, I haven't played much of any edition yet
Some will say "Ah, the cleric spell is seen, in-universe, as a divine touch that allows the character to stand tall and will himself better".
It sounds like you're looking for a hard line between setting knowledge and game knowledge. This is impossible, not least because "metagame" is not a precisely defined term, but also because for systems like D&D setting and game define each other in inextricable ways.
07:17
A common trope in movies, for instance, is for a protagonist to be known down, for instance, and can't get up - until some external event, like a friend getting injured, allows them to pull themselves up and get back in the fight. This is a saving throw, for me.
If there are spells to boost saving throws, there must be some in-universe observable benefit to it, otherwise what would be the point of casting it? Whether you view it as improving your luck or something else, comes down to narrative
@Magician stepping in or out of a magic circle against evil?
@Nzall That's 3.5e, not 5e. 5e does have throws that boost saving throws, though.
This principle is in play, I think:
Jan 12 '13 at 4:07, by BESW
I find it difficult to imagine that in a world where spells effect creatures in recognizable, quantifiable ways that are directly based on HD, and the same world is filled with towers of wizards dedicated to fully understanding the universe in general and magic in particular, that nobody sat down for some empirical testing to figure out what HD are.
But for something like saving throws it's much more straightforward.
The question, really, could be more usefully framed as: What practical qualities of a saving throw aren't empirically observable to a D&D 5e character?
@BESW That would depend entirely on the group. For some, asking a mage how many fireballs they can cast per day to determine their level is perfectly valid. Personally, I prefer to think the rules with levels and HD and other numbers are a simplification of a complex reality that simply doesn't have those.
07:24
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A: Can I wish to never auto-miss on a natural 1?

lisardggYIn the original, pre-edited question, the OP tried to couch the out-of-character mechanics (rolling a 1 5% of the time) with in-character observations ("I summon a bunch of skeletons and cast at them, noticing that despite my superior skill, I still miss ~5% of the time). The problem with that i...

This question had many thoughts on this issue.
I like that idea too.
A mage typically learns to cast X spells of certain level (can't avoid spell levels!) by certain time in their career. We call that level Y. There are other mages out there that don't, but we don't bother with them too much.
My personal preference is that spell effects aren't really discrete and quantifiable.
@Magician Ah, it's the #notallmages approach.
07:26
@lisardggY I prefer this as well, and that's why I play in systems where it's baked in as a truism.
@lisardggY I had a GM who thought he was banning me from doing something by saying I couldn't make wishes that invoked game mechanics.
@BESW That's... well, not surprising. Most introductory texts in RPG books never get into this concept at length.
Mind you, fun can be had with empirically derivable rules of the system. Give a toddler (Strength 1, modifier -5) a dagger (1d4 damage). Let the toddler stab you (for 1d4-5, minimum 1 damage). How many stabs can you survive?
Fifteen minutes later I had the ability to wild shape into any creature of the fey type up to 35HD, and replicate that fey's supernatural, extraordinary, and spell-like abilities while doing so.
D&D et al actually have a slight advantage here over systems that try to give mechanics more flowery, in-universe names. The more flowery the name of the skill or spell, the more it seems like it should exist in-universe.
(This was after the other PCs had started hiring mine to write wishes for them, so I'm not sure why the GM thought it'd work in the first place.)
07:32
...of course the real fun is in having your party stumble into one such lab, where a mad wizard tried to figure out the rules. "You enter a room. There's an aggressive toddler with a knife, and lots of blood on the floor."
What size category is a toddler?
Small, I believe.
I have first-hand experience with a toddler. They can do some serious damage, even without a knife.
Got seriously headbutted a couple of days ago, ramming my glasses into my eyes. Joy!
07:39
@lisardggY How many headbutts would you say you could take before passing out? //takes notes//
[clipboard] Did you take any ability damage or condition, or was it pure HP loss?
@Magician I'm not sure whether I want to cough up 5000 GP worth of diamond just so I can get stabbed by a toddler
...sounds like a side quest to me.
A high-level barbarian can take significantly more hits with a greatsword than a commoner. This is true even if the barbarian is tied up. We should consider making our armor out of high-level barbarians.
The encumbrance penalty is probably kinda high.
07:44
Oh, we only need parts of them. I think? We may have to test extensively.
@BESW also, what happens when the barbarians die? Do they stay as armor?
You lose the teamwork bonus.
I mean, their HD has ran out, so they can't absorb any more hits. But they still have their meatshield on your body
Or maybe we're looking at HP all wrong.
Maybe a barbarian's HP is a measure of how much damage they can not stop.
@Magician Why don't they make the rest of the airplane out of the same material as high-level barbarians?
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07:49
Once you're dead, attacks don't deal damage to you anymore, right?
@BESW That is... one way to look at it. Don't you become an object?
Does 5e have object hp/hardness rules like 3.5?
@lisardggY A zeppelin stitched out of (preferably still living) high-level barbarians (henceforth HLB) would be unstoppable.
@BESW Sketchier and vaguer, but yes.
@Magician Get them enraged so they supply all the zeppelin's hot air too.
07:52
Aw. An angry, illiterate zepplin.
It would get so lost!
I think we have the seeds of a new party game.
("Illiterate Zepplin" would be a good name for a band.)
@BESW But what's the goal? To keep the barbarians angry enough?
(I assume "Angry Zepplin" already is.)
Ded Zeppelin. Has to exist.
07:54
@Magician I think it's an Octodad situation.
...no one suspects you're actually an angry illiterate zeppelin?
Right. And your goal is to accomplish simple, ordinary zepplin tasks while staying angry enough to stay afloat and without letting anyone know you're an angry illiterate zeppelin.
"You want to know my secret? I'm always a zeppelin"
Zepbarian: Float like a zeppelin, rage like a barbarian.
You fly with an adorable sound of a hundred angry barbarians yelling while high on helium.
07:58
I think we've got enough for the Kickstarter.
@lisardggY I knew about Dread Zeppelin but not Ded Zeppelin
08:14
[very unhappy] Oracle won't let me download the JRE because of my "country location."
@BESW Hola?
@Miniman Håfa tatamanu hao?
@BESW I think he was referring to Hola
@BESW Google Translate is not helping me with this one.
@Aether I was, yes.
Google Translate doesn't do Chamorro, no.
08:24
Google search turns up "how are you?", though
@AlexKlunniy Hi!
08:57
hi
09:38
I think it's time for my semi-yearly attempt to move from Chrome to Firefox before discovering it doesn't quite fit my workflow.
@BESW What's the impetus to move away from Chrome?
It's sort of a resource hog, and Google watches me enough already.
Mostly the resource hog thing though.
I'm an aggressive multi-tabber. Recently started using The Great Suspender to try and curb that.
@BESW Oh, me too... multiple tabs in multiple windows, all the time...
You may want to consider that if you keep wanting out from Chrome, you may be best just keeping at Firefox and altering your workflow until it sticks...
Though that depends on the costs and benefits to you
Yeah. A lot of it has to do with how I've integrated three different gmail accounts into my profession, and I can't get Firefox to play nice with all three at once.
I don't use different accounts a huge amount, but I've never personally had an issue with account switching with Google...
But i can see how that would be a big deal, especially in a professional sense
09:54
@BESW Have you tried using a dedicated email software to deal with account multiplicity?
@eimyr Not for a long time, but considering it.
However, I also use multiple accounts for sign-in with various services. eg, Google Docs.
I've had rocky past with some of these. I tried Thunderbird, The Bat, a selection of Linux options but sadly Outlook was a clear winner until its newest incarnation
oh
Gonna try downloading the Google Drive app and see if that works.
I'm not sure if it supports multiple accounts
but I think you can pretty much have a folder with all the goodies in which is then synced automatically?
Mmm. One of the things is, I don't want the app to download all my Drive stuff onto my computer.
I don't cloud very often, but when I do I want it to stay there.
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