> GM: Out of the corner of your eye, you spot a thief stealing the favourite weapon of that governor you hate. What do you do?
Player: Oh no I don't. [rolls with abysmal active perception modifier]
GM: What?
Player: I don't notice him at all. Look at that.
GM: [checks notes] ... You're completely oblivious. How convenient! Now even a truthsayer won't be able to fault you. The weapon's gone!