« first day (1107 days earlier)      last day (4155 days later) » 

13:00
I probably like Two and Seven for the same reasons.
I'd probably like Five better if I didn't love Davison so much in Campion, and he's good as Five for the same reasons he's good as Campion.
Oh I love it when I get a work email that asks "how do we do X?" where X = something that requires major software changes due to policy changes that we didn't bother to tell IT about
@Tridus I've done software training for people in the fallout of that kind of thing.
I think it goes double in this case since we just finished a project for this group a month ago, and there was nothing about changing it like this
so I don't even know what their excuse for not bothering to tell us is
@tridus the client wants these changes?
@Tridus Are you a consultant?
13:07
@Tridus Sounds like a candidate for the DailyWTF
or youre saying the company you work at wants these changes
@SvenB. I wish. This sounds pretty normal to me.
I mean... bad, and not common, but not out of the ordinary.
No, I work for a government. Another branch of my department (which would be the client in this case) is apparently changing their operating procedures
which changes how they're managing the data, which requires software changes
and they didn't bother to tell us
I mean they're down the hall, and we see them all the time. This is just absurd.
Jill was supposed to tell Frank to get Bob to send you an email, but we can't remember who was letting Jill know.
Nobody there understands either the specific software or software in general if they didn't forsee those changes
13:12
[hums I Got It from Agnes]
@BESW [high five for Tom Lehrer reference]
@JoshuaAslanSmith You'd be amazed how often I (or someone else on my team) wind up being a business expert because the business area doesn't totally understand their own business.
So they come in and tell us that something's wrong with the software, when the real problem is that they weren't following their own policies
lol sounds about right
As it turns out, nobody likes being beaten over the head with their own manual that you've read and they haven't :P
2
because software is magic that does everything you need it to do and if it doesn't thats the programmer/designer's fault, not the people who set the reqs or use it
13:15
yeah
@Tridus Just because it's theirs doesn't mean they have read it.
you should have a sign on your desk/door that says RTFM!
This is why I'm popular as a graphic designer: I'm also passingly proficient at text editing, image creation/manipulation, and I've got a rudimentary understanding of local social pitfalls that one might run into with print media (like the politics of orthography).
@JoshuaAslanSmith Nah. I don't mind if people ask me questions about it. iencourage that. I don't like it when someone tells me I'm wrong because they don't know what they're talking about.
If I say something and you're going to argue with me about the thing I'm an expert on, make sure you actually look at it first.
Well. That, and it's not like I've yet run into anybody else on the island who would know the Golden Mean Ratio Theory of Margins if it bit them on the --nose.
We've got good designers, but nobody in my specialty.
13:21
@BESW What's your specialty?
Print media--books, magazines, posters, that kind of thing.
Most of our print media guys are advertisers first and designers second.
They know the programs and the marketing side of it, not the art and design theory stuff.
I see...
@BESW An australian graphic designer... That reminds me of 27/6, but I guess there more than one graphic designer in australia. You're not from Adelaide, are you ?
I'm not in Australia, though I share a time zone with its east coast.
I'm on Guam.
@BESW So it wasn't ironic when you referred to where you lived by "the island", then.
13:26
Not at all.
If I were in a larger area, my skills would not be so unique or desirable in comparison to my peerage.
questions are good but there's a difference between using your mind and then asking a question and asking someone to teach you everything
Yes, but it's hard to tell the difference from an outside perspective.
I learned that the hard way with a D&D player early on.
@BESW and is it easy to find rpg players in a [looks on wikipedia] 150k inhabitants, 300/km² island ?
@Trajan Hard to find players who play what I want to play, and at times we're all available.
A lot of the RPG players are off-islanders --military or contract workers-- and the local player base is mostly playing D&D at 3.5 or before and think 4e was The Doom of Gaming.
So most of my players have been friends I recruited and taught personally.
I've had up to 10 or 12 at the game table once or twice, but more often it's between 2 and 5, and right now it's one.
[points to @trogdor]
@BESW 3 to 5 is my sweet spot as a DM
13:38
@Zachiel ... that comment is making me giggle.
I've been from 2 to 6 as a DM, and 1 to 8 as a player
I like one, or three to five (and five only if there's a good group dynamic going).
@JonathanHobbs ?
The urge to substitute every instance of "untyped damage" and "physical damage" with "Batman damage" is great, but I must resist... — Zachiel 5 mins ago
Rob
Rob
And I like three or four, if there's more it's harder to keep attention rotating around the players
But I've run with 12
@JonathanHobbs Hee. @Zachiel you remembered that joke? I'm flattered.
13:41
@BESW I find it much harder to make friends gaming than I do to game with friends, anyway.
@AlexP Yeah.
@besw moar like 3.5 was the doom of gaming
When I had a sudden exodus of gamers leaving island all at once (dropped from 5.5 players to 1.5 players in about four months), I considered going through the FLGS for new guys.
@JoshuaAslanSmith Well, it seems like half of them believe that instead.
@JonathanHobbs hahaha
@besw but they play like 2 AD&D or the like right? as in even 3.5 is too new?
@JoshuaAslanSmith Yes.
13:43
I'm building a UI interface prototype for my Fate tabletop tool right this moment. Someone name the game/campaign being played.
Rob
Rob
I now have the urge to prefix every noun with "bat"
Shadow over Europe
@JoshuaAslanSmith Done
@Rob To the Bat-Chat, @Rob(in)!
probably the worst era in batman history in my opinion
13:47
I've had it for less than 24 hours and the 5 yr old has already commandeered my ipad as if it's his.
You talk like he doesn't do this with everything.
@BESW I always perfectly remember all the useless things.
@Zachiel that probably makes you a great D&D player, then.
@Zachiel Then you probably also remember the best phrase to put at the end of a fortune cookie fortune.
@Trajan Umh, I can remember most D&D rules. Heck if I can remember which NPC said what and which character I'm not supposed to tell what.
13:50
@BESW with a ready battle station, or something like that
Hey, @Zachiel and anyone else who knows European geography... my wife and I want to play a game with a bit of a grim-fairy-tale feel. Are there any super-awesome legendary spooky forests in (medieval) northern Italy?
@BESW it had something to do with a space station isn't it?
> "...with this fully armed and operational battle station!"
@AlexP that's far from italy, but THE most legendary forest is Broceliande, in Bretagne, France
(It's how the Emperor reveals that the half-built Death Star can already laserbeam planets.)
13:51
@Trajan Most spooky forests are in Germany but medieval Italy surely had more forests than now.
there is Merlin's tomb, a gold tree, the fountain of youth...
@BESW I'm not a SW fan. I usually fall asleep midways Episode V
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the rebels' hidden fortress... "
Northeast, as you get closer to Transylvania territory, that entire area is basically...
("Transylvania" means "beyond the forest.")
Does anyone here want to bat-volunteer their bat-avatar for inclusion in the bat-prototype for the "who's playing" list?
13:56
Sure.
@JonathanHobbs You can totes use my weird auto-generated squiggle.
Actually, I have a bat-avatar. One moment.
in southern france we also have the province of Gévaudan known for its men-eating beast
Lots of options. Thanks, folks!
@BESW Mind if I pick your brain?
13:57
@BESW and @AlexP Thanks :)
@JonathanHobbs You can use mine as well if you want to
@BESW shame he doesn't wear his zur en arrh outfit
@BESW will be used (and I love it)
You can totally use mine. It's my D&D 3.5 PC.
@Trajan You're French too, aren't you?
13:59
@JonathanHobbs I have... other icons... too... [tempts]
@SvenB. Yes, and @Shkeil too
@Trajan That makes 3 of us.
@Trajan and also Leokhorn
@Zachiel oh I didn't know about him
@SvenB. Yes I noted you were :) where are you from ?
14:01
@Zachiel that should have been convenient, for you DD3.5 campaign. What's the Italy timezone ?
I'm in Rennes
@Trajan Same as France. But I was doing that campaign just because Aaron asked
@SvenB. me too !
And Aaron is not from France
14:02
@BESW Hahahaha!
@BESW and what's you current avatar ?
The Bookworm () is an 1850 oil-on-canvas painting by the German painter and poet Carl Spitzweg. The picture is typical of Spitzweg's humorous, anecdotal style and it is characteristic of Biedermeier art in general. The painting is representative of the introspective and conservative mood in Europe during the period between the end of the Napoleonic Wars and the revolutions of 1848, but at the same time pokes fun at those attitudes by embodying them in the fusty old scholar unconcerned with the affairs of the mundane world. History Carl Spitzweg painted three variations of this piece. Th...
@BESW I guess it describes you quite well, from what you told me about you
I am creating the following question does it sound good to you guys?
Specifically I am building a homunculus and am adding 3 HD to it so it has 5 HD. I know this adds skill points and 2 feats. I have read this page but am having difficulty understanding it can anyone clarify what exactly happens depending on the HD added?
title is "What does adding HD to a construct affect?"
Whoops forgot to add my link.
Wouldn't it gain 1 feat?
14:07
Specifically I am building a homunculus and am adding 3 HD to it so it has 5 HD. I know this adds skill points and 2 feats. I have read this page d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/monster-advancement but am having difficulty understanding it can anyone clarify what exactly happens depending on the HD added?
@Trajan A copy of it hung in Ralph Waldo Emerson's study, which is how I found out about it (when I visited Concord).
@Tridus From what I understood it was 1 feat every other HD so 1,3,5 etc
I guess a list of things to check while leveling up a monster, in general, would be a better answer. So it's feats, skill points, hit points, bonus ability points... what else?
@Aaron Oh is tihs a pathfinder question? Thought it was 3.5
my turn for silly comic images
14:08
@Tridus Yea.
@JoshuaAslanSmith DEADPOOL XD
Well it's DP, what else would you expect?
@BESW a tome of "where is waldo" in the picture's library would make a nice mise en abyme
(Anyone except Trogdor who gets that image wins two Internets.)
deadpool is probably my second fave comic character simply because of the meta of it
didnt know baby seal was a timelord
14:10
@Aaron Is there a specific thing you're not understanding? If you follow the page you linked it pretty much tells you what to do. Generally speaking it's not a lot different from levelling up a player
@JoshuaAslanSmith You're partway there.
@Tridus The wording confuses me for some reason X/
I might just not be getting some small thing they are saying
and I guess there I shall remain because I cant under the the juxtaposition of a baby seal over a timelord's face
@Trajan It's "find Waldo"
14:12
Where's Wally? (known in the United States and Canada as Where's Waldo?) is a series of children's books created by British illustrator Martin Handford. The books consist of a series of detailed double-page spread illustrations depicting dozens or more people doing a variety of amusing things at a given location. Readers are challenged to find a character named Wally hidden in the group. Wally's distinctive red-and-white-striped shirt, bobble hat, and glasses make him slightly easier to recognise, but many illustrations contain "red herrings" involving deceptive use of red-and-white str...
I posted the question.
@Aaron Ah okay. Well it seems like a question that someone can answer. i fyou were doing it in 3.5 I could answer it, I've had to do that :)
(Animal companions advance in HD, so Druids have to deal with it at some point)
@Tridus Ahh. I am playing an Aasimar Cleric.
possibly my all time fave
Perhaps I misunderstood. On the link I put is advancment based on HD or how much HP they gain?
14:15
@Aaron How much HP they gain is based on HD
HD is functionally the "character level" of the creature. More HD = more HP
If your cleric gains a level, you gain 1 HD
@Tridus Ok so I have not had my Ah Ha moment yet then.
so you gain more HP based on that HD, along with some Cleric stuff
in this case the construct gains more HP based on his HD, and then the monster improvements
@BESW I stand corrected
@Tridus Ok I think my question boils down to what happens with each added HD.
14:18
Have you levelled up your Cleric before?
@Tridus The page I linked to helps somewhat with that but at the same time it talks about health gained and a bunch of other stuff.
@Tridus Not in Pathfinder but I have leveled characters up before yes.
@Aaron Yep. If you've levelled up your own character, then you know how a charcter gains HP when it levels
Now we're just getting silly.
for the creature, it's exactly the same
14:19
@besw DBZ is the epitome of silliness
except it's using the "construct" info for what it gets instead of the "Cleric" info
@JoshuaAslanSmith IT'S OVER 9000!!
@JonathanHobbs totally just laughed at that one
14:20
@Tridus Ok. I understand that now (Thank you.) Now I just need clarification on WHAT is added per "level"
the fact that its an O'Rielly book is the best part of the joke
@Aaron Yeah. That's where I'll let a Pathfinder expert handle it :)
I don't want to say something that it turns out they changed, and I haven't done this in PF
@JoshuaAslanSmith I love it too
14:23
I am curious as to why that cat is actually like that.
It's a simi popular meme.
Either it just got back from a pupil-dilating eye exam, or someone just turned on the lights.
So apparently they want to solve the work software issue I mentioned earlier by just relaxing the rules and making the data generally less useful
@BESW I would say the exam as it is sunny in the picture.
Was about to say the eyes are way too dilated for a cat in daylight
Great plan. Obviously makes it worth the cost of collecting it
/eyeroll
14:25
@tridus path of least resistance, people are lazy and will phone it in
@JoshuaAslanSmith Indeed. But in that case how about we just don't bother storing it at all, and save the taxpayers some money?
I mean if we're going to spend the money to collect store, and analyze it, lets do it correctly, you know?
dont get me started on gov't lol
Yes, let's not.
instead here is a clip from SLC Punk, discuss
14:41
Anybody got a comment/post that would benefit from a flag? Mxy wants a flag to screenshot on the mod end of things for his meta answer.
Ah, got a chatty comment.
@JoshuaAslanSmith ... I can't. That blew my mind, it's wonderful.
@JonathanHobbs if you've never seen SLC Punk! I would highly recommend it
@JoshuaAslanSmith I haven't!
14:52
espeically if you were a punk liked punk music, knew someone who was into punk etc.
Punk's a little after our time, Hobbs and I.
Yeah, just a little.
@JonathanHobbs Although Joshua seems to fall between us, so maybe punk's not so dead in Pennsylvania yet.
lol I just listened to old music in highschool in general
and was angry about a lot of things
Im only 26 so punk was dead before I was even born.
theres still punk music, but punk as an actual cultural, influence and reaction/movement was done by 81/82
Hobbs is slightly younger, I'm slightly older, neither of us is old enough to remember much of the 80s, much less the 70s.
15:02
gotcha
I'm not old enough to remember any of the 80's.
@JonathanHobbs me neither
I have some sketchy memories I know from extrapolation must be from '88 or '89.
my first memory of current events was the gulf war on the news
my first memory of something happening outside of myself/family was the first persian gulf war.
wow I had that typed already when you said t
heh and you're a couple years younger than me...
15:08
which did have to do with family as my uncle was an artillery captain at the time and deployed.
I'm the same age as Wax and mine is probably the dissolution of the USSR. Roughly the same time.
The news was watched every night in my house was was jeopardy and a lot of nova.
@JoshuaAslanSmith Ah, Nova.
@BESW I have a memory from that time. They didn't show cartoons in the evening!
15:09
Also, many of my favourite bands started in the late 60's, so there.
We didn't have cable, and the reception was pretty bad because we lived out in the sticks, so we didn't watch much TV. But Nova, Square One TV, Reading Rainbow, Long Ago and Far Away... the good PBS stuff.
I saw a lot of levar burton between reading rainbow and TNG
in my early years
I didn't know TNG existed until Levar took Reading Rainbow on the set.
My parents were both nerds
my sister's name is nyssa
Heh.
15:11
my middle name is Aslan
That's awesome.
My parents were very aware of Star Trek and such things--my mother named our mucky, animal-infested back porch Dagobah--but I was pretty sensitive to violence and the only Star Trek I was able to watch was The One With Whales.
Gotcha, my wife cannot watch any sort of body dis-figuration in entertainment
That scene in Wrath of Khan with the brain parasites was not tenable until I was in high school.
@BESW That one scared the hell out of me as a kid.
hah its a pretty gnarly scene
15:14
These days I have a much higher tolerance for most of that stuff, but only in contexts where it's meaningful. I cannot do gore for gore's sake.
wrath of kahn is a very dark movie
but thats probably why its my fave trek movie
@BESW Let's go to a theater to see Saw together.
And then leave before the previews finish.
Also: heights and comedy where the whole joke is that someone is embarrassed or suffering are generally non-starters.
@JonathanHobbs better yet hostel
@JoshuaAslanSmith It's definitely The Best.
@JonathanHobbs Deal.
15:15
@BESW augh yes that is among the comedy I cannot stand
I walked out of the opening scene of that X-Files film with the black goo, before it killed anyone.
Actually I should rescind that its tied with undiscovered country for me, because the cold war analogies and Shakespeare up that one a lot for me.
@JoshuaAslanSmith Agreed, but it's not as tightly executed.
I will give you that as well
I can enjoy a film for what it tried to do, but never so much as a film that really succeeds.
15:17
all of the above is why DS9 is my fave of the series'
@BESW Yet they didn't name you "Yoda"
@Zachiel Oh, my name was an uphill battle.
If I were a girl, my dad wanted to name me after a reef.
As it is, I'm named for a dentist.
I tought you were named after a viking.
I should mention that my wife is interested in Mara for a girl which I have had the heart to tell her I half-jokingly suggested because of mara jade
And out of my four names, my mom only really got to say one. After talking my dad out of some really bad ideas, it was a solid compromise.
15:19
who is a total badass but at the same time is an EU character
I'm glad I have her maiden name as a middle name, as there aren't many males in that side of the family to carry it on anymore.
@BESW that sounds like an epic tale of one last wish and using it for some heroic ideal
I'm tempted to hyphenate, but I've seen the awful ordeal that causes for the rest of your life whenever people try to cram a hyphen into a computer system that doesn't like them.
@besw that very nice. My wife and I talk about adoption vs. child birth a lot and I am up for adopting but I also want to have chidren by birth because Im the only male left on my father's side of the family likely to have kids.
which I may feel even more strongly about since my father died when I ws 6
I was almost named aslan as my first name, but going to school in a rough neighborhood my parents decided against it as I the innumerable bad things that people could do with aslan.
Good call.
@Zachiel A... viking...?
Oh, "Eric"?
You do have a good memory for trivia. I answer to "Eric" for reasons that even I don't understand, as it's got nothing to do with any of my actual names.
15:28
@BESW I saw it on a google doc you once posted here. Stupid trivia.
That would have bwwn a better reference for Erik but I didn't know how ok you would have been with me writing your name here, since you never did it yourself.
"Eric Merit Fairchild," yes. It's a sort of joke name I use for Unofficial Internet Stuff.
@BESW heh
I actually have two middle names (which is the low end of average for around here).
Actually, "BESW" are my real-life initials.
Put that in your trivia box.
Bollinger Ezmarelda-Smythe-Worthington?
@BESW I thought the E was for Eric, but there goes that theory.
15:32
@Phil No hyphens.
:)
Also, waaaay too many syllables.
His name is actually Bee Ee Es Sass Wubya
wait
there we go.
"BEEW" is the noise a laser gun makes.
@JonathanHobbs You would not believe how hard it is to get people to spell that correctly.
@BESW I am quite sure you would have trouble with that yes
15:35
@JoshuaAslanSmith I knew a guy whose actual, honest-to-goodness first name was "Blade."
@BESW I beg to differ. It's PEW PEW.
I know a guy whose name is the Italian transliteration of how "T.J." is pronounced. Damn Dallas.
@Trajan ok, well, BEEW is the ones that fire a single beam for a few seconds
Also, Fate tool interface prototype complete. You can click the drawer icons on the left hand side, but there's only one drawer.
Or, well, as complete as a prototype gets.
15:39
I clicked on People, can't get back
the party looks rife for intraparty conflict
Yeah, how do I get out of the drawer?
I just reclicked on the icons and it slid shut
Saruman's toast.
@BESW Click any of the buttons again.
15:40
@JoshuaAslanSmith When I do click on one icon, they all disappear. I'm on Chrome
What buttons? I'm having the same trouble as @Zachiel.
One moment, shall screenshoot.
this is what I see
@BESW uh oh. I await it.
Ah, right, I just saw what was going on
15:42
[waits while everyone eagerly studies his tabs]
@besw try zooming out with ctrl + mouse wheel
chrome is weird about sizing stuff sometimes
I think I've fixed it.
@JoshuaAslanSmith Thanks for pointing that out, too, it's being weird about sizing some other stuff.
Works now
@BESW .... really?
15:44
@JonathanHobbs That's if I zoom out.
It works now.
Oh. Right, phew.
The white background behind the People header zooming inconsistently is really weird.
Yes.
Also, did you put a gradient on the "A tale of romance..." subtitle?
Because if I zoom in, there is one.
@BESW I did not
Could you give me a screenshot?
yeah, zooming voodoo problem
The gradient is part of the background behind People
15:48
Ah, that was my next guess.
I think my short-term memory must be messed up
@JonathanHobbs It's gone now.
@Zachiel All that trivia, no doubt.
Two or three days ago I was coming home and I was humming Invaders Must Die. I told myself "now I go in, I turn my laptop ON and I go listen at it on YouTube.". I completely forgot it until your link.
I did take a web dev class as part of my grad curriculum and chrome is definitely the hardest browser to please.
Then again I had to think at which song it was, because it was the Firestarter link next to the video that made me remember.
@JoshuaAslanSmith What about IE6?
15:54
@JoshuaAslanSmith Try making a webapp that's compatible with both Safari and IE6
Tweets to Campaign By re-evaluates a job in the London civil service.
Robotic Yetis are long-serving and valued members of the TLF workforce. This latest documentary is just an exercise in demonisation.

« first day (1107 days earlier)      last day (4155 days later) »