If you haven't yet, you really should reply her "Please don't get it wrong, I already have a girlfriend and I'm really happy in a relationship. But you can always count on me as a friend". Or something along these lines.
@ThatREDACTEDGuy then she text me again at lunchtime today saying that she was at another wedding next week and that she might need a substitute boyfriend for it....
@ThatREDACTEDGuy ah no! you see i thought i'd head that one off before it got twisted, i told my gf EVERYTHING that happened (included the messed up stuff)
@Burgi No matter how stunning, don't do anything you might regret later. It will become either a source of guilt or a white elephant in the relationship.
@ToxicFrog eh. While my mum is cooler than many, if not most moms in India, if I tell her I'm gonna have to listen to a sizable amount of stuff while she's angry at me which I don't really want to
> User: Hey, Jim, I'd like to hear an HTTPS joke. Jim: Okay, User, I'll tell you an HTTPS joke. User: But how do I know it will be funny? Jim: Frank thought it was funny. User: Frank, is this true? Frank: Yes, I found the joke to be funny. User: Frank, how can I trust your judgment on this joke? Frank: I have a comedy judgment license from ComedyCom LLC. User: ComedyCom LLC, is this true? ComedyCom LLC: Yes, it is true. We have issued Frank a license to judge comedy. User: I have never heard of ComedyCom LLC, but their name is on this list that came with my free wallet, so I will believe yo…
> A UDP packet walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hello, what can I get you". The UDP packet doesnโt acknowledge. A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer." The bartender replies, "You want a beer?" The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer." An ICMP packet walks into a bar, says โHello!โ to the bartender, who then in turn runs out to tell the ICMP packetโs wife.
> A RARP packet walks into the bar and knows your name, but needs to know your address. A Multicast Packet walks into a bar and says "A Beer for everyone!" and everyone gets the beer at the same time. An AppleTalk packet walks into a bar and orders a beer, but nobody understands. IPv4 walks into a bar Thebartender asks, "what'll it be?" IPv4 responds, "a strong CIDR please... I'm exhausted.
> A Broadcast packet walks into a bar, screams to the bartender, "HEY MAC! I WANT A BEER!" Everyone else in the bar hears him but chooses to ignore him.
A friend of mine once had a house wired for intercom that would pick up radio broadcasts from nearby stations and was completely unusable as an actual intercom, but ARCNet ran fine on it
RARP is Reverse ARP and does exactly what it says on the tin, lets you look up IPv4 addresses given a MAC address
And I assume AppleTalk is some proprietary and hopefully long dead Apple-specific networking protocol
I've no idea if there's a suitable Stack Exchange for poltergeists. It appears to be software, hardware or virus related, so I thought I'd try here, seeing as Ghostbusters is just a film, so I can't call them.
I'm not going mad, and this isn't a joke.
There's what appears to be a radio stream c...
@djsmiley2k Not until now, but on some days I get the distinct impression of being a tiny cog in a huge machine whose only function is to function as a temple for Kafka.
