A man decided to go on a safari. He took his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, “Oh boy, I’m in deep stuff now.” Then he notices some bones lying nearby on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, “That was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there ar…

@Nick In all honestly, this:
You don't come across as the type of person who wants to learn. Most noobs, they try to improve their skills, you do not. You appear to be happy with what limited amount of knowledge you have.
You do not make the basic effort of looking stuff up, and instead come to us everytime that you need help with any basic task.
I don't know if you realise this, but you also tend to break the flow of conversation between others.
Like I said, your knowledge is very limited, and yet when we try to nicely tell you that whatever it is that you're hoping for isn't possible, yo…