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How cute

tbh the only real reason i haven't jumped ship yet is i'm suffering from imposter syndrome and i don't think i'll do as well anywhere else

I have the opposite of imposter syndrome

you think you are too good?

I'm a low-achieving individual who successfully pulls the wool over the eyes of peers and superiors using confidence and yes-man tactics

@Burgi This is me. Even though I've shown I can work in multiple environments, I feel like I'm constantly working in a job that's above my skill level.

making me appear more successful than I actually am

:/

well. in the beginning, at least

What happens if a group of people with imposter syndrome works in the same place? They all hold each other to really high standards?

once I get myself settled into a project I usually turn out to be approximately average and do an okay job

but I procrastinate and talk on RA too much

@allquixotic That would be easy to fix. How long would you like to be suspended for? ;p

@DavidPostill until September 30th, ideally... lol

@allquixotic lol. that will be the eternal september then?

also can you take my Macbook, desktop and phone away until then?

@DavidPostill the U.S. Federal Government's Fiscal Year ends after the last day of September of every year

to give you a clue of why then

"It needs to be done by FY end!"

@allquixotic I can if you're willing to pay for shipping!

@ThatREDACTEDGuy You'd just sell it :/

Or it'd get stolen :( (I do worry about you sometimes, ever since that one time you told us about)

Wow, Office 2010 is like, seven years old

@allquixotic Sell it? Just because some models are sold here for USD 3700 while min. wage nationwide is just USD 300 / month?

@allquixotic Nah, I'm fine. News are like "OMG EVERYONE IS DYING FIRE BOMBS BRIMSTONE" and I keep wondering where, because I rarely see it.

But thanks for the concern

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I am annoyed

10,001 reputation and the last 6 votes willl be reversed because of serial upvoting

Which reminds me. Anyone got a good question that needs a bounty?

My goal in life, stay at 9,999 for the rest of the year :-)

Hmm... How does an Airwatch Device Wipe work? I set it off, but the device is just sitting in "Pending Wipe" status.

@MichaelFrank Ignore me, I'm just feeling extra suicidal today

@DavidPostill If it happens I want it to happen from a question with like a 100 votes, if you knew the answer I submitted that got me 25 votes, you would understand

What's the orange "156" indicate btw?

Review Queue items.

Right, but there isn't 156 items, unless mobile browser os screwing me up

It's probably because you hit 10k

@Ramhound 1/ caching 2/ that number includes items you have already reviewed - but still need reviewing by others so they are still in the queues.

I have 154 items in my personal review queues, but as a mod I don't do so many reviews any more as my votes are binding.

@ThatREDACTEDGuy It's genuine, but if you're actually fine, that's good :D

Ahh, gotcha, color changed that's why I asked :-)

Lol, good thing o had 10,001 ;-)

hi

Hi!

People at work are starting to joke about my magic hands. Had two computers fixed mysteriously with nothing more than me touching them

@JourneymanGeek good and bad :P

@JourneymanGeek Don't let them know, or else they will expect you to miraculously fix everything.