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More seriously, no, I just had a USB cable that was routed around my bed frame to be always in easy reach to charge my phone at night
Also, @qasdfdsaq, see this:
Sep 29 at 3:56, by bwDraco
> WARNING: To reduce the risk of fire or damage to your device, use only USB chargers and cables that comply with the USB specifications.

- Optimal charging performance is attained with the supplied USB Type-C charger and cable. Before using a third-party USB Type-C charger or cable, be sure that it complies with the USB Type-C Cable and Connector Specification and USB Power Delivery Specification.
- Before using a USB Type-A charger and a Type-A to Type-C (legacy) cable, be sure that the cable complies with the legacy cable requirements defined in the USB Type-C Cable and Connector Specif
(click through for full text)
We really need these sorts of warnings because of all the issues folks have had with USB Type-C equipment.
What kinda sucks is I really just want one with six quick-charge ports, but my only options were five quick charge ports, or six ports with only two quick charge enabled. So I bought both, and was disappoointed with both.
Well, that would be expensive. Each port needs to have its own charge controller.
Again, QC is not cheap to implement.
Seems like with everything else in the tech world it's impossible to get just what I want
FFS how hard can it be? If you can make a charger with 5 QC ports, and it costs the same as a 6-port one with 2 QC ports, how much of a stretch would one extra QC port be?!
00:14
pretty much
@BenN Two smartphones I use daily (out of like, six total), smartwatch, portable charger, bluetooth speakers, camping light, wireless keyboard, wireless mouse... only thing I'm still short of is a USB-powered toothbrush
My laptop, external hard drive, and toothbrush are the three things I still have to carry separate power adapters for. everything else charges off micro USB
Smartphone, tablet, power bank, MP3 player, and a bunch of other stuff.
Laptop hopefully moving to USB-PD when I replace it, external hard drive... could move to USB-C if I get a caddy with one of those built in batteries, which just leave the toothbrush -_-
Couple bicycle lights still use mini-USB instead of Micro-USB but meh, charger has USB-A ports and they need charging like twice a year.
00:20
It's a bit unusual for me to have to charge everything at once but if I'm preparing for a storm or other severe weather I want to be able to get everything charged up ASAP.
One day my universal serial bus is also going to become a universal power bus
I do, however, routinely need to charge two or three devices at a time.
And also universal display bus, since it supports displayport and HDMI now
@qasdfdsaq It already is:
> USB has evolved from a data interface capable of supplying limited power to a primary provider of power with a data interface.
And 10GbE over thunderbolt
The only thing it's lacking is being my universal short bus
yesterday, by bwDraco
Affordable 10GbE ONCE AND FOR ALL! http://www.anandtech.com/show/10742/asus-xg-u2008-10gbase-t-network-switch-relea‌​sed-249-usd (cc @qasdf)
Am I still ignored?
@bwDraco if you are you are
Remember, if @qasdfdsaq is blocking you, clearly they arn't interested in what you have to say
If they're just ignoring what you're saying, they are
erf. Apparently there's issues with the machine I migrated solo yesterday
well one of em
I'll need to work out where I went wrong and improve my workflow
but this is pretty much why I want to automate the shit out of everything
Bob
Bob
@qasdfdsaq Except you have no way to tell what a port supports without actually trying it :\
00:38
@Bob its a standard with many standards that are not standard?
!!/xkcd 927
...but USB truly does everything.
USB C might. Eventually. If the planets are in the right alignment... ;p
yeah, read that too
01:27
Notice how one of the cells is bubbling.
Either the cell's under high pressure and the leak hole is tiny, or the cell is actively reacting with the air.
Bob
Bob
01:40
@JourneymanGeek Ok, I'm actually rather liking Lenovo support :P
Had to get them to update the warranty start date cause it defaulted to March. Process was surprisingly painless.
02:14
IBM support back in the day was legendary
erf. Printer I moved was making grindy noises. Turns out an apparently non essential bit of plastic broke off
and was atop a gear
wtf?
lol
 
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'Samsung warns that some people will have a bad reaction to this lining, so the recovery kit also includes some gloves to protect your hands. They don't appear to be flame retardant, so if your Note 7 is currently ablaze, we'd suggest minimizing contact with it.'
Oh lord.
07:15
@Burgi No.
How to block specific YouTube ad in Adblock or uBlock Origin. How to find URL first?
07:32
i haven't had any youtube adverts since turning adblock on
also, morning!
@Boris_yo return works for me in both firefox and chrome
@djsmiley2k damnn
Also, wtf is ceramic paper?!
is it a ceramic that is paper thin?
my minion was DJing last night so i expect him to be late and covered in herpes from all the groupies
i'm also expecting him not to be any use at all
07:49
lol
08:00
i'm suspicious now... he is his normal perky self
@Burgi Hmm. He's taken something to keep himself awake? ;p
coffee apparently
Bob
Bob
"coffee"
Bob
Bob
08:17
@JourneymanGeek bl tonight?
08:49
yup
Sameish timings?
09:12
Soooooooooo
new user (1 rep) provides old answer a links to non free product.
09:25
Not sure if spam :/
@djsmiley2k Borderline.
ty @Burgi
Is a semi-colon valid in an email address even?!
'space and "(),:;<>@[] characters are allowed with restrictions (they are only allowed inside a quoted string, as described in the paragraph below, and in addition, a backslash or double-quote must be preceded by a backslash);' -- wikipedia
yey I did a beautiful answer for that question.
09:56
@Aibobot naw, we need USB-D. USB-C sucks
fracking hell
@Burgi D:
It begins!
we've been paying $25/mth to github since late 2014
never been used
Doh
Private repos?
Though in business terms that's not a lot
11:01
bitbucket does unlimited private repos for up to 5 devs
Bob
Bob
really now?
GitLab does unlimited free all around
11:31
looks good, i hadn't heard of gitlab
not going to migrate our repos though
if it was a(n) aluminum can, is the an for the material or a can? ;p
Bob
Bob
@allquicatic Shouldn't it be "an"? :(
@JourneymanGeek It'd be an for the following word, afaik, because the whole point of an is to make pronunciation easier when the following is a vowel sound.
i'd just call it a can
it might be a steel can...
or a can can
Bob
Bob
11:35
@Burgi It's not even a can.
It's a plaque. And it specifically has to be aluminum.
But that's kinda beside the point here...
Bob
Bob
@DavidPostill bah, americans
@Bob And Canadians :)
bah, Australians can't spell either :)

"Australian Labor Party"

Individual words where the preferred spelling is listed by the Macquarie Dictionary as being different from the British spellings include "program" (in all contexts) as opposed to "programme", "inquire" and derivatives "inquired", "inquiry", etc. as opposed to "enquire" and derivatives, "analog" (as opposed to digital) as opposed to "analogue", "livable" as opposed to "liveable", "guerilla" as opposed to "guerrilla", "yoghurt" as opposed to "yogurt", "verandah" as opposed to "veranda", "burqa" as opposed to "burka", and "past
11:59
@DavidPostill they also put an "O" at the end of everyones name
@DavidPostill-O
"G'Day" etc
@Burgi ^^^ Some of those spellings are a bit weird :)
some of those are british slang
For example, how can you possibly spell "Eucalyptus" as "Gum"? ;p
very carefully
@DavidPostill i think the sap is sort of gummy and super sticky
Bob
Bob
12:06
@DavidPostill eh, almost all slang, colloquial.
I've not even heard more than half of those
least not with that spelling...
@DavidPostill blame the americans for most of those :P
we have a bit of a weird cross
I've started putting out the feelers at work making it clear I know lots of stuff \o/
@allquicatic ok that's trippy
12:26
i don't remember the bit with portals on moving walls
I only played portal one
portal 2 is great, the humour is brilliant
13:15
Much as I hate Apple and Lightning, I have to say the connector is far superior to USB-C
13:25
@qasdfdsaq why?
> I will happily grow a moustache for charity, will save me money at the waxer’s too.

Female Member of Staff
@allquicatic Smaller, easier to use, more robust.
Crushproof
14:31
how do you crush a usb connector? - in 'normal' usage?
trap it in the laptop lid as you close it
stand on it in a bag on the floor
Bob
Bob
@qasdfdsaq crushproof but more likely to bend/snap, no?
Type-C is weak to pinching along the middle, Lightning is weak to bending moments I think.
@Bob Not really, the entire male connector is basically a solid chunk of metal
Micro-USB and USB-C are both a slither of plastic surrounded by a thin ring of metal. The Lightning connector is basically a solid chunk of metal the entire thickness of the MicroUSB connector
(Granted it's not 100% solid, since the electrical contacts still have to go through it, but it's close enough)
On the whole the only difference is the male and female sides get swapped, and the extraneous wasted space from the outer sheath on the female side is taken away and put into the male pin as extra metal reinforcement
And because of the unobstructed port shape it's easier to align and plug in
I really don't get why USB-C was designed the way it did. It's basically Lightning with three layers instead of two, meaning the space has to be divided between 50% more layers, resulting in thinner and weaker materials for every part.
15:05
Behold my epic mspaint skillz
@qasdfdsaq maybe they wanted the shielding to be seperate
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Q: Why am I unable to connect to certain WiFi networks?

Oliver SalzburgWe have a UniFi WiFi access point at our office, which has both a 2.4 GHz and a 5 GHz network. I am unable to connect to either network, even though I have no problem connecting to any other WiFi network and other devices can also connect just fine to the UniFi networks. Why is this and how can...

Do any of you know why this is?
Behold my epicer mspaint skillz
@JourneymanGeek The shielding is already separate, it's on the other connector
er sometimes you want shielding/ground on the cable
The connector isn't the cable...
You can still shield the cable itself exactly the same, and there's no benefit to shielding a connector that's already shielded inside the female port
15:15
@OliverSalzburg No, but wifi is weird and I have seem simular things
For example, why can I never see my chromecast when on the 5ghz network at home, but normally it works when I connect to 2.4ghz?
How about when I changed the passphase at an old job, and that caused all the mobiles in the office to be unable to connect, but laptops/tablets were ok?!
@Bob Well yes, but that's the standards fault for not having enough icons to indicate what it supports!
Actually that was one of my biggest arguments against USB-C to begin with... sure it could support anything but I'm yet to see any two devices that actually support the same capabilities on their USB-C ports
@djsmiley2k WiFi is a form of black magic. If you're not an expert in the dark arts, stay well away
Nod
It's crazy that somethings are still like this with tech tho.
@OliverSalzburg is there any MAC filtering? are there enough DHCP addresses available?
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A: Why am I unable to connect to certain WiFi networks?

Oliver SalzburgTo be able to connect to the UniFi networks you need to change your Wi-Fi frequency band from Automatic to either 5 GHz or 2.4 GHz. As long as the mode is set to automatic, you will not be able to connect to either network. Why that is, is unclear to me. However other users reported similar prob...

15:23
hi
@Burgi No filtering and, yes. Why would changing the frequency on my Nexus have any impact on both of those anyway?
My device doesnt support 5ghz frequency
Well it does
but just not in ap mode
15:48
So Mexico or Australia
 
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\o/
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Hey guys.
20:28
Hey unguy
20:38
hey @qasdfdsaq
Strolling around the back of a shopping centre meowing random at people. Because I'm weird.
@allquicatic hey @allquicatic
At least we are getting a massive Internet upgrade when TWC installs service next Monday...
20:53
Now I'm in a room surrounded by seven German girls and they're all blonde. This can't be natural
Make that nine.
@qasdfdsaq what kind of room? O_o
do you routinely stay at brothels? O.o
@allquicatic common room
Make that eleven.
I wish my German was still good enough to understand what they were saying
@allquicatic no
@qasdfdsaq So you are in a 7-11?
And most of our brothels are full of Romanians
Well another eight girls just came in, and two are non blonde.
Eh, it's almost as if an entire German girls school booked into this hostel or something
Yup
Couple old guys came in and started counting them out
@allquicatic why would you even think that
What kind of person cat do you think I am?!
21:33
Seeing 11 people of same nationality with same hair style in same place is very rare. I though that you were at a brothel too, tbh.
21:51
@arda I think there is a logic error there. If you put 100 turkish people in a room I bet at least 11 of them would have the same hair colour :)
100 would
22:11
@qasdfdsaq Sometimes I randomly meow at cats. Sometimes they meow back. I have no idea what they say.
Meow
2
Nyan
Miyav
Miau
Sorry, I only learned how to meow in Portuguese
Bob
Bob
22:44
@ThatBrazilianGuy You need to buy the bidirectional translation DLC first
@ThatBrazilianGuy Did the cat eat your bable fish?
Bob
Bob
2nd: Intel states for my CPU internal graphics a Bandwidth of 1,2 GHz and a Monitor at 4k@60Hz consumes 0,5 Ghz plus 0,13 Ghz for a normal FullHD resolution@60 Hz — Falco Alexander May 4 at 14:32
wat.
did he pull those numbers out of his arse? o.O
O_O my brain hurts...
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A: Appease Your Google Overlords: Draw the "G" Logo

Martin RosenauC (Windows), 311 bytes #include <windows.h> main(int c,char**v){float x,y,a,b,N=atoi(*++v);HDC d=GetDC(GetDesktopWindow());for(x=0;x<N;x+=1)for(y=0;y<N;y+=1){a=2*x/N-1;b=2*y/N-1;SetPixel(d,x,y,(a>0&&a<.8&&b*b<.04)?0xF48542:(a*a+b*b>1||a*a+b*b<.36)?0xFFFFFF:(a*a<b*b)?((b<0)?3490794:5482548):(a<0)...

Possible sock puppetry:
No it's not. You are linking to an answer that just says "thanks", which appears to be posted by one of your socks. — DavidPostill 3 mins ago
@JourneymanGeek
superuser.com/users/651671/help and stackoverflow.com/users/7010557/thank-you both created today. Have the same avatar. The Super User user is linking to non-answers by the Stack Overflow user ...
Bob
Bob
23:01
@DavidPostill Unregistered, so I wouldn't call them socks... does the system even let you link unregistered users cross-site?
@DavidPostill about to leave for work. Custom flag plz
@JourneymanGeek Ah. Can't -- already flagged as naa
@DavidPostill tell me where to flag and what to put and i'll do it for you
Bob
Bob
NAA sounds like a pretty accurate description anyway. Yea, it's the same person, but in this case it doesn't really make a difference - it's not a sockpuppet, just someone spamming links to try to bring attention to their problem. They didn't go out of their way to create an extra account.
Yeah. I suppose they can't vote if they are not registered anyways ...
Bob
Bob
23:08
Heck, does sockpuppeting cross-site even count? I thought it was fully allowed to leave registered accounts unlinked even if you refer to answers from the other.
IIRC sockpuppeting was more specifically about gaming votes... which can't happen cross-site.
It just looked vaguely suspicious ...
Bob
Bob
Yea, that's what the FAQ suggests:
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A: How should sockpuppets be handled on Stack Exchange?

Shog9How can I be sure I'm looking at a sockpuppet? You can't ever be 100% sure. What you think is a sockpuppet could in fact be my good friend Nog Shine, who loves everything I write, copies my writing style, and uses my computer to vote and post stuff when I step away for coffee. But in practice, ...

@DavidPostill It does look suspicious, but I can't see where the same-user thing makes this much worse :P
the easy answer is if they smell of old socks and have crazy googly eyes then they are a sockpuppet
@Burgi You should see the sock puppets we get on news.admin.net-abuse.email :)
doesn't count if they still have a foot in them
is that a newsgroup?
23:13
There is one kook who has something like over 25 email addresses (which are all known to be hers) ...
@Burgi Yes
hmm...
did that not come through?
!!sock
@Burgi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
!!/help
@Burgi Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
Bob
Bob
@DavidPostill Only 25? Amateur.
23:26
Anyway su nonanswer is gone.
@DavidPostill does the user have conversations with themselves?
Bob
Bob
@Burgi Do you not?
not via email
i get enough spam as it is... ;)
Bob
Bob
You should try it sometime, it's quite fun :P
> Dear @Burgi,
I have 54 million dollars in Nigeria. Please send cash!
Lots of love
@Burgi
@Bob you've got me thinking some deep metaphysical things now... i can never communicate with the me that sent the email
only with a future me that thinks the previous two me's were arseholes
Bob
Bob
23:34
lol
Dear sir. My name is Mike burgi and I am an official at the southern community allied mercantile bank. It was recently brought to my attention Mr Jack burgi was killed in a tragic blender accident leaving no kin and a considerable amount of monies which will go to the state if no relatives claim it. I would like your assistance....
Bob
Bob
@JourneymanGeek not enough typos
Replace all names with your own.
@Bob ironically I am on my phone
nn

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