> An employee walked up to me one morning to tell me there was a raccoon in the dumpster.
Employee: "Hey, there's a raccoon in the dumpster."
Me: "Ok"
Employee: "Well?"
Me: "Well, what?"
Employee: "Aren't you going to do something?"
Me: "Does the raccoon require internet access?"
Employee: "No!"
Me: "Does the raccoon plug into the wall?"
Employee: "NO!"
Me: "Failed to meet the IT responsibility test, not my problem."