Root Access

Journeyman Geek

00:02

Nope. Just left home on my way there.

Bob

@JourneymanGeek Ah. Good luck!

Journeyman Geek

I'm slightly lost.

Ah. Unlist.

Unlost even. Darned autocucumbers

5

Hm. Half an hour ahead of plan. Yay buffer.

Bob

00:20

@JourneymanGeek buffering...

Socks!

Journeyman Geek

I like socks socks socks socks.....

Ugh. Toooooooo early.

15 minutes is professionally early right? I don't want to call my manager at 8.30

That Brazilian Headless Horse

00:49

room topic changed to Root Access: For all you Super Users out there. Current topics: Technology, Taylor Swift, and Cucumbers. You have backups, right? [computers]

Journeyman Geek

Autocucumbers...

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@kerbalspacecat You too want to build a browser, or you too witnessed someone "slightlhy" trying to over-achieve?

> while I get used to being employed again

Oh wow I wasn't aware of the good news. Congratulations!

Journeyman Geek

01:16

Thanks. Whatever it is I'm doing....

bwDraco

01:33

@JourneymanGeek: you may be able to answer this:

-1

Q: Accessing Veeam Backup Data

How do I access files which I've backed up? I have Veeam Endpoint Backup Software installed on a Western Digital Hard Drive, the data should be there.

Bob

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse You broke my alliteration :(

Well, it wasn't mine. But the point stands!

In fact, I think it was yours...

That Brazilian Headless Horse

02:30

@Bob I have no idea.

Burgi

03:31

@JourneymanGeek congrats on the job man!

Journeyman Geek

Thanks.

Looks like no shift work. Yay.

bwDraco

Well, I will kick off a new job search by the end of the year and expect to have something reminiscent of a full-time job by 1Q 2017.

0

Q: Which database is capable of finding a substring from a million rows?

I have a JSON database of all files in a directory (including all sub-directories) for a node, and there are about 100+ such nodes. Each node has about 1000+ files. I need a service where one could search for a string, which on search would return all records with filename column containing that ...

mysql website database

o_O

Journeyman Geek

04:23

@bwDraco starred. If no one answers it when I get home, I'll deal with it.

bwDraco

@JourneymanGeek Downvoted to -4, might be closed by that time.

Night.

Burgi

i should start looking for new work in case they fire me next week

Journeyman Geek

05:15

Lol

allquicatic

@JourneymanGeek Automatos are actually a thing

starbounder.org/Automato

Bob

05:40

@allquicatic Is an Automato a fruit or vegetable?

Journeyman Geek

Do automatos throw themselves?

Psycogeek

06:41

what you guys doing? Taylor swift and cucumbers? only the comma saves you from that being slightly suggestive :-)

now taylor swift and zucchinis , the untold story.

if you go to play wasteland 2 , and all the web keeps telling you you gotta do this extended quest that makes little sence, and that extended psycotic quest with 50 steps that have to be done correctly. remember if you just Kill Everyone :-) the game is way more fun.

one of the quests even has you side up with a child molesting torturer , to achive the "peace" for the second to the last faction area. Whats With That. Sorry quest outcome or not, the dude dies

the game was really fun, only thing that messed it up was some of the Ideas of what your supposed to DO, came out of a developer being stoned one day , err every day :-) But for a kickstarter , it almost gives me new hope that a kickstarter can makes something usable.

I would give the game 7 outta 10 hemmeroids, yea 60 hours on your butt, not that good for it.

it is similarities to older fallout type games, and original strategy xcom. with some of the largest diversity of branching at many stages. branching in most confusing ways , without the web your gameplay could be 60% different than anyone elses. good to see an actual player optional choices , if the choices were (more or less) not well defined to the first run user.

you instead crash into the choices and make most of them without knowing your making a branching choice at the time. eww like real life :-)

Bob

07:28

KeePass supports WebDAV. ownCloud supports WebDAV. Neither needs special config.

I love standards.

Burgi

07:40

hey

allquicatic

07:53

@JourneymanGeek No, but you better pick out the screws when you eat 'em

@Bob It's a vegetron

Burgi

08:14

welp

our building was hit by lightning last night

allquicatic

wow!

DavidPostill

@Burgi Any equipment damage?

Oliver Salzburg

@TomWijsman Happy birthday :D

Burgi

08:31

@DavidPostill yeah, the router was fried

the "IT director" has rebooted everything

not sure if i should have put rebooted in quote marks too

HackToHell

08:53

Thanks again for your interest in our preview.

We are currently deallocating the first wave and second wave of users, so hopefully more capacity will be available soon.

We will notify you when your wave is coming up, so you do not need to do anything at this stage.

Thanks for your patience.

The Azure Compute Team

I guess we aren't going to get the N series out for general use until next year >.<

DavidPostill

@Burgi I guess you are lucky it was just the router ...

Burgi

agreed

Rahul2001

09:27

hi

Bob

ho

Rahul2001

4 Clever Ethernet Cable Hacks

►

Oliver Salzburg

@Rahul2001 Are they actually clever and/or hacks?

Rahul2001

@OliverSalzburg I'm still watching it... I'll let you know

He speaks kinda slow... 1.5x is better

Oliver Salzburg

Heheh, no audio at work anyway, so what I saw was underwhelming ;D

Rahul2001

09:35

Hack 1: Make it a crossover cable by switching the transmitting wires on one end to transfer data

Hack 2: Use the extra wires to run two ethernet connections on the same wire

Also make straight/crossover combo cable

Oliver Salzburg

You know how you can run more than 2 connections on the same wire?

Rahul2001

Hack 3: Use remaining wires for USB (Power Over Ethernet - POE)

@OliverSalzburg ?

Oliver Salzburg

Switches :P

Rahul2001

lol

Yeah, that was it

I'm not sure if you need to configure windows differently to use a crossover cable

Or if Windows even detects connections on the extra wires

Oliver Salzburg

Unless I'm mistaken, modern NICs can use either type of cable

Rahul2001

09:42

Ah, ok

Sandro

hi

my dell laptop fans working without stopping

Burgi

congrats

Sandro

it doesn't stop anytime

it start since starting ubuntu until i shut it down

so strange

it wasn't like this

it's become like this when i took it back from repair man

Burgi

ask him what he did

allquicatic

So engrossed in SWTOR RP that I dream about it all night, think about it all day at work, come home and RP from 7 in the evening til 5 in the morning, and it's not even of the romantic sort... Just very engrossing, heavy stuff... Developing emotionally and such. I forget my body is there half the time.

Sandro

09:46

he doesn't says anything

allquicatic

That's about all I'll share about it. Just thought someone might find that interesting and/or explain where I've been the past few days.

Heading to sleep. Night.

Rahul2001

@Sandro check your BIOS for fan settings

Sandro

and then

DavidPostill

@Sandro Check the fan connections

Sandro

and does it have a setting to says work all the time

can it be harmful

or helpful

it is good or bad

Psycogeek

09:50

if it is running more than needed to cool, then it is good, if the heatsync got knocked around a bit, and therin is no longer settled in the place the thermal goop had burned in at , and because of that there is less connection to the things that need cooling, it is not good.

Rahul2001

Um... Pros: thy pc shall beest merit; Cons: 'twill beest noisy

Psycogeek

any tech worth his/her salt would usually be happy to finish the job, could be you just need to apply more pressure (on yourself) to ask that it be done. Make sure first that it isnt "software" that the computer is doing the same ammount of work as before, then Take It Back.

Sandro

@Rahul2001 where can i check BIOS setting for fan

there was not any setting for fan in blue screen which i pressed F2 button when the system turned on

yes i didn't see any setting for fan in my dell 5010 bios settings

Psycogeek

what was the tech fixing (at first)?

Burgi

@Sandro you might get a better response to your issue if you post a question on the main site

Sandro

10:05

it was 8 beep error

Rahul2001

> 8 Beeps on startup means the LCD on system has failed, a 6 Beep code would mean your GPU has.

@Sandro is it a dell?

Sandro

yes, it is dell n5010

Bob

@Rahul2001 Protip: don't bother with crossover because it's entirely useless if your hardware isn't two decades old.

Psycogeek

8 beep web says it is a video problem. how many months/years of age is it (which usually determines how long thier crappy thermal goop lasts :-)

Sandro

but the repair man says that it wasn't the graphic video

Bob

10:09

@Rahul2001 Protip: don't run multiple connections over the same cable cause perf is gonna suck. Goes for power too.

Sandro

it has some fail on mainboard

Rahul2001

@Bob 0_0

Bob

Medium-dependent interface

A medium dependent interface (MDI) describes the interface (both physical and electrical) in a computer network from a physical layer implementation to the physical medium used to carry the transmission. Ethernet over twisted pair also defines a medium dependent interface crossover (MDI-X) interface. Auto MDI-X ports on newer network interfaces detect if the connection would require a crossover, and automatically chooses the MDI or MDI-X configuration to properly match the other end of the link. == Ethernet == The popular Ethernet family defines common medium dependent interfaces. For 10BASE5...

Sandro

he said that he replace some part on board

but he doesn't says anything

Psycogeek

@Sandro so he charged for a mainboard and only hooked up a lcd wire ? :-) sounds like an american refridgerator repair

Rahul2001

10:10

@Sandro You, my friend, might have just made the biggest mistake of your life... (okay, not really, but seriously?)

Sandro

@Psycogeek i bought it 7 yeas ago

Rahul2001

Then you shouldn't expect it to work very well

First few things to do when your PC doesn't work:
1. Google
2. Google
3. Run diagnostics
4. Google
5. Try to fix it
6. Did I mention Google?

Psycogeek

heck i would have re-done the thermals in it about a week after buying, soo many people say they cant keep up with cooking a few games already.

Rahul2001

@Sandro is it an inspiron?

Sandro

yes

Journeyman Geek

10:14

@Psycogeek fallout essentially was an unofficial wasteland sequel...

Rahul2001

@Sandro First link on search for "8 beep error": duckduckgo.com/?q=8+beep+error&atb=v9

@Bob eh

Sandro

i told you 8 beep error solved by repair man

Psycogeek

@JourneymanGeek ahh. when they said it was much like the earlier fallouts, i was thinking @Boris_yo might want to take a look at it.

Sandro

and now the problem is that the fan work without stopping

Rahul2001

urgh

@Sandro Are you sure that the BIOS can't help you?

Sandro

10:17

i don't see any setting about fans in BIOS

google.com/…

i checked BIOS there was no setting about fans

Rahul2001

@Sandro You'd better ask a question on the site

Oliver Salzburg

How do you install Chromium on Ubuntu?

Everything I found online is a dead-end

Sandro

@Rahul2001 i do it right now

0

Q: my dell laptop 5010 fans work without stopping

my dell inspiron n5010 fans work without stopping. the whole story was i had 8beep error which i searched the google and says it is the video card. then i decided to take it to repair man and he said that the problem wasn't video card and it was some chip on the board and we replaced some part. ...

laptop graphics-card fan dell-inspiron

@Rahul2001 i did it

kerbalspacecat

11:05

Blblblblblblblblblbl

Boris_yo

@Psycogeek Haven't played Wasteland 2 but heard a good things about original version.

kerbalspacecat

@Rahul2001 What Bob said

Bob

source

DavidPostill

@Sandro I edited your question to clarify it. Please check to see if the edits are acceptable to you.

Sandro

11:23

@DavidPostill you are wonderful thanks

that's good

kerbalspacecat

Bob's right

Bob's always right

Bob knows things.

Everybody loves Bob.

@Bob The comments on that are mildly infuriating.

DavidPostill

11:38

@Sandro You're very welcome ;p

Journeyman Geek

11:53

@kerbalspacecat you are mildly infuriating :p

Bob

> Estimated Delivery: Tuesday, September 20, 2016 By End of Day

Why do I always order crap during Chinese holidays? -_-

@JourneymanGeek How's the job?

Journeyman Geek

@Bob mostly getting settled in

there's a black on black on black uniform

Bob

@JourneymanGeek Know what you'll be doing? :P

Journeyman Geek

@Bob yes! System refresh! Copy out personal files, replace systems..

8-6 job mostly so SR sessions can go on ;p

kerbalspacecat

@JourneymanGeek You're a dog.

Urgh. Zenbook has Kaby Lake, big battery, but no thunderbolt. TransformerBook has Skylake, small battery, but thunderbolt. And a floppy case

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Journeyman Geek

12:02

ooh. I managed to find tracking for my dad's dx package

kerbalspacecat

That's like the tenth time someone's made something with every feature I want, then released a better one in every way, and missed out one key specification.

Bob

@JourneymanGeek Ahhh desktop support? or is it just reimaging?

Journeyman Geek

@Bob reimaging and deployment

kerbalspacecat

Also, Coffee Lake? WHAT

Bob

@JourneymanGeek ah

at least that'd look better on the CV :P

...I think *shrug*

@kerbalspacecat Someone was bored? Or tired? :P

> Estimated delivery Fri, 16 Sep

LIES

Journeyman Geek

12:13

@Bob "Senior Desktop Engineer" ;p

Bob

I wonder if Sony/Snapdragon has better reception than Samsung/Exynos

kerbalspacecat

@Bob Yeah, my guess is whoever named that processor was missing his coffee that day

Bob

Apparently our hot water tap at work exploded today.

Journeyman Geek

"at work"

kerbalspacecat

@Bob Exynos isn't as bad as it used to be. In the old days just about everything was better than Exynos...

Journeyman Geek

12:14

If it was at home, I would be recommending you move out ;p

Bob

@kerbalspacecat Well, I'm comparing flagships here (820 in an Xperia X Performance, whatever the S7E Exynos is...)

but I probably won't be able to get detailed network stats out of the Sony one :\

kerbalspacecat

On the plus side, you don't have to root it to put it in LTE only mode

Bob

@kerbalspacecat Yea, I'm hoping to avoid root for this one.

...apparently the camera noise reduction depends on some DRM thing?!

kerbalspacecat

Oh yeah I heard that one before

Never paid much attention to it, since without OIS the camera is pretty crap anyway

Bob

Hm. Maybe should've gone with a second S7E

But I only found out about the potential support for dual-3G after the purchase...

@kerbalspacecat Wait, it doesn't have OIS?

Sony... wat.

kerbalspacecat

12:23

Apparently no 4K on the Xperia X Performance either :-o

But the latest flagship has "Advanced digital image stabilization!"

Bob

@kerbalspacecat Remind me to ask you these before -_-

Ah well.

It's mostly for the modem anyway.

kerbalspacecat

Didn't you just want something to use as a modem anyway?

Lol yeah

Bob

@kerbalspacecat The other fun part, only 3 GB RAM.

On a flagship.

kerbalspacecat

Meh

I had modems with 32k RAM

Bob

@kerbalspacecat Considering it cost almost as much as a S7E...

More than a plain S7 actually

kerbalspacecat

12:25

@Bob AFAIK the Sony flagships are the Z series, not the X

Bob

@kerbalspacecat Z5 was the last, X Performance replaces it I thought

kerbalspacecat

@Bob Nah, XZ

Bob

> Sony's next flagship could actually be called the Xperia XR

@kerbalspacecat Oh yea, this was Asian market only too. Yay!

Forgot about that.

kerbalspacecat

> One way or another, the Xperia Z-series lives on after all. The Xperia Z5 was the last of the old lineage, but tradition (and likely marketing) dictates that the ultimate Sony smartphone must have a Z in its name. There goes the Sony Xperia XZ - handing the proverbial relay race baton from the Z series to the X series.

Bob

@kerbalspacecat Ah, already announced.

kerbalspacecat

12:27

? A string of letters doesn't make or break a phone, so we won't dwell on it too much, unless you want to go cabalistic looking for proof that the XZ is a Z6 in disguise. Z6-ZsiX-ZX-XZ. No? We thought so.

Journeyman Geek

the sony xkcd phone? ;p

kerbalspacecat

lool

Bob

Still 3 GB RAM :P

gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=8313&idPhone2=7949

kerbalspacecat

Also 1080p screen, wtf

The last flagship had 4K!

Bob

If you squint you might see a difference!

kerbalspacecat

12:28

The old one did actually render most apps in 1080p for battery savings

Bob

Hm. The XZ uses USB-C. Which is bad for me.

@kerbalspacecat Yea, I'd actually prefer that.

kerbalspacecat

Still, at least it records 4K again... my Z3 compact did that, so the fact the X Performacne dropped it was wtf

Burgi

penguin joke time!

Bob

Wish there was a way to force that on the S7E.

kerbalspacecat

@Bob I tried, and got a bootloop

Burgi

12:29

> Why are Penguins hard to get along with?

Bob

-_-

I'm sticking with MicroUSB for now... gotta use my powerbanks and cables :P

kerbalspacecat

> USB v2.0, Type-C

Sony... wat

> They are always fishing for compliments!

Bob

@kerbalspacecat ...fail

Burgi

CURSES!!!!!

Bob

Worst of both worlds? :P

"But it's reversible!!!"

(and incompatible)

Burgi

12:31

@kerbalspacecat did you google it? ;)

kerbalspacecat

@Burgi Yes

Burgi

cheat

kerbalspacecat

12:44

@Burgi Yes

Burgi

!!peeeeeenguin

ChatBot John Cavil

Guitar Shoe Dave

0

Q: How to find an extension which works on keydown instead of button click

By using the below link https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sndcontrol-music-video-ra/dckjilenognecmpjjpeckgekikdpchli/reviews i had added this extension to chrome which play and pauses the audio on button click but instead of button i need to do it in keydown event is there any extensio...

google-chrome google-chrome-extensions

Apparently the person who replied thought it would be a huge troll to paste the output of a find command.

Burgi

flagged!

DavidPostill

flag NAA

Burgi

12:48

i think the original question is also off-topic...

DavidPostill

And report to smokey! ;)

Burgi

i've missed the smokey meme... can i get a quick catch up on what it means?

Journeyman Geek

@Burgi smokey is smoke detector - its a bot/framework for detecting spam outside the official channels

Burgi

ah ok

DavidPostill

@Burgi Pay a visit to chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/11540/charcoal-hq

Guitar Shoe Dave

12:52

ooo new room to hang out in

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:07

11 more reputation on stack overflow before I can start causing underflows everywhere. ER, I mean commenting on older questions when I'm too lazy to post a full answer or have to comment how relevant a downvoted answer is.

DavidPostill

Hmm. DM screws up again :)

"The 34.4C recorded in Gravesend today smashes the current record for the hottest September day, which was recorded as 34.6C at Raunds, Northamptonshire in September 1911. "

Manchester:

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

@OliverSalzburg Haha that should say severe error not server error! :)

those are pretty colours aren't they David?

is that image copyright or may I use it

DavidPostill

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Copyright. Look at bottom left corner ...

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

Okay, I will have to report you for copying it then and planting it on my computer without my consent in the first place.

I am not going to court again for another case of "it was on your computer"

Guitar Shoe Dave

Those are the best cases

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:18

@burgi , smokey the bear is a smelley one

Guitar Shoe Dave

Who would ever have imagined there would be cases related to ' it was on your computer' , If one thinks about it, Its quite funny actually.

DavidPostill

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere You better stop reading news online then.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

Yeah I thought about it, maybe the victim is being accused of using the copyrighted material (framed by the real infringer), and when they search the victim's PC, it's in their temporary files lmao

Guitar Shoe Dave

Theres nothing dangerous, or lethal about having something on ones computer. Going to jail over colored pixels is damned funny.

kerbalspacecat

@GuitarShoeDave They're not coloured pixels until someone renders them on a monitor

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:22

or a projector in front of 100,000 guests

kerbalspacecat

I accidentally projected stuff in front of about 10-20 guests once

Guitar Shoe Dave

It's all microsoft GDI's fault.

EU needs better control

DavidPostill

@kerbalspacecat lol stuff?

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

great job @DavidPostill you started a conversation about projecting copyright material!! :)

DavidPostill

Quick. Everybody clean their browser cache ...

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:24

I don't have a browser cache, I'm on an SSD

well technically

the browser cache is in RAM during the life of the browser it seems

kerbalspacecat

I once met the four headless pixels of the apocalypse

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

wow what happened after that, is that when you became a space cat?

Guitar Shoe Dave

Favorite ones are those sites that say 'no copy pasta' yet they dont have directives in place to enforce no caching.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

oh lol

Guitar Shoe Dave

developers.google.com/web/fundamentals/performance/…

tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7234#section-5.2

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:28

...........Sucker!

This little JavaScript snippet will prevent someone from highlighting your text and using the copy function to copy it and rip it off. It also prevents them from using Ctrl + A to select all the text, or using the right-click menu to Select All. Go ahead, try to copy the text on this page . . . I'll wait.

kerbalspacecat

@GuitarShoeDave Not like that would make the slightest difference

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

boogiejack.com/no_copy_paste.html

rekttttttttttttttttttt

kerbalspacecat

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Urgh, I hate web pages like that

I have reading difficulties that require me to highlight, shit like that does nothing useful and just pisses me off

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

haha it's okay just use your browser developer tools

unless they go all the way and start hiding their text in obfuscated javascript..

kerbalspacecat

> if you view the source code you can copy and paste it from there.

Lol

That Brazilian Headless Horse

13:31

Technology is so coll but dealing with humans ruins it. Goddamned humans!

kerbalspacecat

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere That wouldn't help...

Just disable their javascript listener - done.

That Brazilian Headless Horse

kerbalspacecat

If it's visible to the reader, it can be copied. At worst, OCR

Interestingly, there's a function on Android that can prevent your app from being screenshotted, and it even works against root screenshotters. Which annoys me

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

My bad I did not read until he said that haha

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere There's a somewhat major site that does that (obfuscate in source code). Scribd, IIRC.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:32

I used inspector which shows you soruce code, then I copy and pasted from there

Guitar Shoe Dave

just use view-source:website.com

That's what I do.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

that's easier GSD

that's cool Brazilian, is that how you'd like me to call you?

I'm guessing when you're reading their books so you can't copy the text of them?

looks like I wasn't funny enough to land on the star wall. back to hibernation

kerbalspacecat

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Meh. All that does is stop students taking legitimate notes, while doing nothing to stop professional copy-paster-ers who just screenshot and OCR

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

oooooooooo

microsoft word 2002 has OCR

it's horrible though, couldnt convert a screenshot of a terminal to text

Guitar Shoe Dave

I miss that product

But yeah, it wasnt perfect.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:39

let me illegally ....

kerbalspacecat

Thank god it isn't 2002 anymore

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

nevermind :)

space cat! I still use 2002! I couldn't stand the bugs in the newer versions

kerbalspacecat

Google's on-phone OCR can OCR foreign languages and translate them in real time

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

2002 loads up the fastest

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@kerbalspacecat That's advanced dark necromancy to me.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:40

and the newer versions dump their config files ALL OVER THE PLACE app data this app data that program files that, temp directory that, roaming, local, WHO knows where else

the installs kept getting bugged and such so I just kept with 2002

Burgi

@DavidPostill that has an edinburgh credit on it....

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse To you, maybe. To me, it's fairly light as far as necromancy goes.

DavidPostill

@Burgi <shrug> edinburgh photographer?

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@kerbalspacecat Well, I should know necromancy. I'm a headless horse, after all.

kerbalspacecat

I'm a cat, doesn't mean I know anything about cat surgery

That Brazilian Headless Horse

13:44

@kerbalspacecat Then what kind of cat are you if you don't know anything about cat surgery?

I mean, everyone knows all IT guys know anything 'bout dem compewters

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse The same as them cars who don't know how to be a mechanic and need a professional to fix them when deyz break

DavidPostill

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere FWIW I didn't copy the image. I posted a link to the image. SE and Imgur were responsible for the copying and display in your browser.

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse My boss used to call me to fix his computer, even though he wasn't only an IT guy he was the head IT guy

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@kerbalspacecat I'm so not hiring you as a level 1 IT support and then demanding you to develop a CRM system with web and mobile clients, and then having you design our office network...

@kerbalspacecat Above all that, he was a boss. What's a boss if they can't have minions at their disposal?

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Good, I don't want to work in Brazil anyway

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:47

is FWIW forgot where I was?

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere English plz

kerbalspacecat

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere For what it's worth, no

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@kerbalspacecat Who does?

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Whoever you hired, apparently

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@kerbalspacecat I never hired a single person in my life. Well, except as a customer, that is.

I have interviewed people once or twice.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

13:51

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse , desculpas

Bob

@JourneymanGeek *poke* dunno if it's too late? :P

That Brazilian Headless Horse

@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Pelo quê?

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

okay.. good one

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse So when you said you're so not hiring me you meant that you can't actually hire anyone but FWIW wouldn't if you could?

Journeyman Geek

@Bob I need to wake up 6.30 - I'm good for ... I donno, half an hour to an hour?

Bob

13:52

@JourneymanGeek ah, probably not push it if you need to be up early

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

ohh thanks for the grammar lesson kerbalspacecat :)

That Brazilian Headless Horse

> Paradise is the place where humor is British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Brazilians and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is the place where humor is German, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by Brazilians.

Journeyman Geek

yeah. I should ping you a litter earlier to start

Bob

I need to clear up time earlier here :P

evenings the last two weeks have been rather more busy than before :\

kerbalspacecat

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Looks like Brazil isn't either of those extremes

I need to be a dog again

Woof.

Necrotic flesh smells funny

That Brazilian Headless Horse

13:56

@Dog Maybe I would hire you, if only for the sake of seeing chaos in my workplace.

Dog

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Yay, I'll bring the nerf guns

That Brazilian Headless Horse

No, wait, who am I kidding? It is $myworkplace after all. It is already chaos.

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

I LOVE DOGGIES

Dog

And the BB guns. Because they're becoming illegal in the UK

CausingUnderflowsEverywhere

@JourneymanGeek congratulations on employment my friend :)

Swiss pikemen always knew how to get the job done right.

That Brazilian Headless Horse

13:59

@Dog Hah. We're decades ahead of you, banned here since the early '00s.

Journeyman Geek

Barking cat gets caught! (ORIGINAL)

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Dog

@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Yeah but it's cheaper to bribe your police than ours

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