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@BenN Don't give them any ideas!
Okay who the heck would dope in paralympics?
I mean I'm guessing the russians didn't know what they were getting injected.... but seriously!
Bob
Bob
heh
It's been almost a week and FastGlacier is at 22.526041666666667% uploading my 550 GB backup
Bob
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> On September 13, 2016, Firefox Hello will be discontinued and removed from Firefox. This will happen automatically when you update to version 49 of Firefox -- no extra steps are needed.
@Bob Finally
When are they going to remove Pocket while they're at it?
That Pocket botnet is literally just advertising.
You're a botnet. I'm a botnet. Everyone's a botnet.
Google Chrome is a botnet. Windows 10 is a botnet. Drumpf is a botnet. Illuminati confirmed.
00:09
?
It's a /g/ meme
I don't even go to 4chan and somehow it seeped into my brain.
you need to wash your brain
wosh your brain
Whats with the down vote? Every time you down vote someone, your voting to BAN them. Was this really that bad? — Konner Rasmussen 37 mins ago
00:22
<sigh>
uhhhh obv person who takes downvotes personally
Come on, it's 0/-1.
ONE DOWNVOTE.
To a question that isn't on topic I might add, the fact its only -1, is a good thing.
I personally save my -1s for actively harmful things ;p
00:37
I generally don't downvote unless there's a serious problem with the post.
(but of course, as a high rep user, I had all the voting options.)
I issue votes. The opinion of (some) SE employees is pretty much, you should use your votes, to indicate if something is helpful or not helpful. So I do exactly that. Of course I have to learn to stop putting my 13 EEEE shoe in my mouth by providing my unfiltered feedback when I do that
00:56
yup
01:23
poing?
that was a wierd glitch
google wouldn't resolve, which somehow broke posting stuff for chat
 
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I personally save my -1s for absolutely nothing ;p
So I can be rated high in the upvote : downvote ratio
I only have ever cast 2 downvotes.
Anyone have any BttP hardware?
Bob
Bob
Back to the Past?
Blast to the Past*
Football (soccer) at the Olympics: I'm hoping Brazil's not going to repeat that epic fail two years ago at the World Cup.
Hmm. Different teams. So Brazil brings their U23 to the Olympics...
Why does it look like they have dozens of porta potties
The orange stuff in the top right of the image
03:58
Ah. So the men's teams at the Olympics are U23, separate from the World Cup teams...
And all the seat colors are patternless
(This doesn't apply to the women's teams, though.)
@bwDraco this has always been the case for some reason
Then again, I would not be surprised that the impact of that disaster extends to the U23 team hurting their morale a bit...
Sorry I'm behind by a few hours in my day. I need to sleep now. Bye.
04:02
shrug If you can't take getting your rear kicked, you really gotta work on your temprement
how you handle losing is more important than how you win
Just completed a 26 hour hackathon yesterday and I'm still trying to recover my sleep hours
I involuntarily slept for 11 hours today woke up... well let's just say really late.
Note that three players on men's Olympic football teams can be 23+.
Brazil has been playing a solid game on their home turf so far.
The women's teams are a completely different story. Team USA has been #1 in women's soccer and I wouldn't be surprised if the USWNT takes home the gold.
I expect Brazil to put up a good fight in any case.
04:24
Well, that just attests to the power of the community...
I don't play 4X games but I wonder how a game this complex can enter a stable equilibrium like this and remain this way for so long...
05:03
Anyone on?
05:19
no
Your thoughts? It's very late here so can't stay much longer.
@bwDraco huh? you edited a question that was deleted 5 years ago?
the user who made edit #4 doesn't even exist anymore...
are you just doing that to practice on your own for fun to show an example, or is there some value you are thinking this adds?
06:17
woof
@bwDraco if a new user did a similar edit to an active question... it would get rejected.
so, meh, there's no point, especially where there's so much other stuff that needs to be trickle-fixed
Bob
Bob
floof
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06:55
@bwDraco How did you even find that question to edit it?
07:36
morning
morning
08:24
morning
i never did get to the bottom of why i have to run everything as admin
08:44
ugh
09:14
Good Afternoon!
for some reason I seem to have trouble reaching google today
actually, no, my DNS resolution is randomly messed up
@JourneymanGeek duckduckgo.com
not google.
"i don't have a toothbrush" "here, have a toiletbrush instead"
@JourneymanGeek :D
09:26
It's better anyways...
Doubtful
Especially if he's trying to open gmail or somehting
@djsmiley2k !bangs are awesome
requires more learning for little reward.
:<
Wanna search wikipedia for cat videos? Just type !w cat videos
09:27
and see " actually no, my DNS resolution seems randomly messed up"
@JourneymanGeek I saw that
I just recommend DDG anyways
it's also a lot faster
Waana search Super user for webcam troubleshooting? Just type !su webcam not working
So's a toilet brush for brushing your teeth. In theory...
Wanna search Stack Overflow for if loops? !so if loops
Wanna search google instead? !g John Oliver
Wanna search YouTube? !yt last week tonight
It's so much faster...
want to find a result from everywhere right now?
google!
@djsmiley2k Just try it once, you'll know what I mean...
09:35
@Rahul2001 you're young
learning more stuff is easy
you'll see in time what I mean
eh, whatever...
everywhere? google is probably down to 12.5% of the web. Which makes a person wonder where the other 87.5% is :-)
first link, is exactly what you searched for
@Psycogeek it's as far reaching as duckduckgo
and futher than bing and friends.
bling :-) really pretty but who needs pretty .
I am still ticked off at google for the nazi tracking system and redirection that takes 2X as long now to get anywhere.
 
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11:26
yawn, lunch time at least \o/
roar
I need to not do moderation work when tired.
yikes.
In windows 10 do unformatted drives show under my computer? ;/
Won't be making edits like this again.
@bwDraco ???
Ah that one.
5 hours ago, by DavidPostill
@bwDraco How did you even find that question to edit it?
11:36
Deleted questions don't normally show up anywhere ...
I really should be doing /review instead.
@djsmiley2k in most windows systems an unformtted drive will not show, the disk manager would be used for that
although there are exceptions, like a werid formatted, or failed drive that cant be acessed may still show, and the system may ask to format it. in this cases the system has discovered some sort of partition table or first block info.
And i should have said "unallocated" spaces, because those for sure do not show.
Ah ok
heh, well I'm not going to answer the question as it's not working from work :(
even formatted, recovery , system and manufacture restore partitions are set to not show.
cool that does explain it.
12:10
I have regularly complained that my computer teachers aren't very, well, smart... Here are two emails to prove it:
Why even send it?
Did they think they had sent an email already? :b
@Rahul2001 do you think you will come to the UK to study after you have finished with school?
@Burgi There's a high likelihood I'll come for my masters
I don't think my mom will let me come for undergrad
unless I get a scholarship
purely because of the cost?
little tip: avoid studying in london
12:18
I'm not sure
@Burgi why so?
a lot of foreign come study in london then never visit the rest of the country
where life is better, cheaper and more interesting
@Burgi But why? If you're going to go all the way to the other side of the globe, why not tour it a bit?
thats what i would think
@Burgi "cheaper" for sure. I'm in two minds about "better" and "more interesting". Note I'm biased. I lived in London from 1977 till 2006 and only left because I got fed up with the noise (aircraft) and pollution.
1197 to 2006
12:24
Fixed. Nearly 30 years.
809 years... "long term londoner moves north!"
lol
Sometimes my fingers don't touch type properly any more :/
@Burgi lol. "Representatives for Niantic, the app's lead developer, declined to answer Ars’ questions about whether the game's physical-location requirement may see an update in light of today's news."
12:28
How are they supposed to know in advance where a body is likely to be found?
@DavidPostill they ask the illuminati
       /\
      /  \
     /,--.\
    /< () >\
   /  `--'  \
  /          \
 / ILLUMINATI \
/______________\
So I installed the RSAT tools, but don't have netdom? ;/
12:35
lul
                                          `-.`'.-'
                                       `-.        .-'.
                                    `-.    -./\.-    .-'
                                        -.  /_|\  .-
                                    `-.   `/____\'   .-'.
                                 `-.    -./.-""-.\.-      '
                                    `-.  /< (()) >\  .-'
                                  -   .`/__`-..-'__\'   .-
                                ,...`-./___|____|___\.-'.,.
@Rahul2001 ^^^
love how it ignores the big 'in god we trust'
really, you're gonna trust the flying sky menance who freqently destories everything because 'people r bad mkay'
i like how they misspell "colonies" twice
@djsmiley2k Ah. That's explained here :)
12:38
lol
I'm going for a run now...
So, a random laptop brought in by a user
How can i check if it's actually correctly on the domain?
I can login, but maybe that's cached credentials?
I've checked and the timestamp on the domain computer object updated.
remove it from the domain and readd
@Burgi but but but
I can't accept there's no way to 'check'
Computers are about minimising workload, not increasing it with needless work
its too much faff
12:39
LOL
So lets make it better
Removing it and re-adding it is huge faff if corp ever realise they've given us permissions to add computers to the domain
We aren't meant to be able to
spend 10 minutes removing it from the domain and readding or 2 hours and not finding the information you need
@DavidPostill lol 'the only liquid metal'
@Burgi there must be some way to check, comutationally
once I know that, I can write osmething to check for me
and it won't take me 2 hours ever again
and there we go
nltest /trusted_domains
so hard. wah wah
13:00
well that was unexpected.
tip to wouldbe murderers: check that the place you dump the body is not a poke-stop
HAMMERTIME!
13:16
@JourneymanGeek Am I right here? meta.superuser.com/a/11697/432540
@Rahul2001 Good answer.
:D
Watermelon!
!!rfood
13:31
Cycling!
@Rahul2001 ^^^
@Rahul2001 looks good
ugh...
so it turns out that my esteemed predecessors didn't know how to use PLESK and have fudged it massively
me unfudging stuff has broken things
13:47
is it weird that we were talking about the giant eye pyramid thing this morning...?
14:29
freaky
15:06
yes
Bob
Bob
hmm
@Burgi GOOMHR? :P
ok. Own up, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RANDALL?
Bob
Bob
lol
15:51
The way AT&T is doing this raises some serious concerns. Why would privacy be worth as much as $30 a month, surely beyond the amount of moneh they could get from persistent advertising?
($70 vs $100.)
AT&T is pricing as high as the market will bear.
Sure, I'd love the FCC to put up a fight with telcos, and they've been doing a good job so far, but I fear they too will collapse under the pressure of the industry...
Aug 3 at 13:38, by bwDraco
> You have a knack for trading the British Pound against the Japanese Yen. You have a killer hot sauce recipe, and it’s in distribution worldwide. You just made partner at your father-in-law’s firm. Whatever the case, you’re in that elite group that doesn’t really worry about money. You have the beach house, the Bentley, and the Bulgari. And now Nvidia has a graphics card for your gaming PC: the Titan X.
(from the Tom's Hardware review)
Alright, I should be busy working towards a better job. 😃
I expect to be very busy today and may be entirely unavailable today.
Holy smoke, it costs more than my entire computer
😓😓😓😓😓
Feel free to ping but I can't guarantee a response until as late as tomorrow night EDT.
More likely, I'll pop on briefly at times, but can't really say.
16:31
yawn
16:49
flees the kitchen again. Grinding food, but it made my skin burn and caused couching.
wtf u cookin?
Hi folks!
would you please have a look at this question?
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Q: How to enter time in a cell of excel?

sepidehIn this photo, as you see I have entered the formula =TIME(6,28,38.117) in the B33 cell. But I don't understand why the content is shown like: 28:38.0. I mean why the hour isn't shown and how can I set excel in order to not approximate the data and print all those 3 decimal digits for the seconds...

17:12
@sepideh What's the problem? It has an answer ...
I look at the calendar... it's August 8. IT'S AUGUST ALREADY AGGHGHGH
@djsmiley2k Grinding about 30 peppers to dust.
@Hennes aaaaaahhhhh yeah
Dried trinidad scorpion butch T's :)
icecream in the eyes
17:19
I already had latex gloves on
But no air tight glasses, and my nose did not like it very much either
LaTeX gloves?
\begin{grind pepper}

:)
@Hennes You need one of these :)
Ah.
(Needed to diaable addblock since I used that to block images on this site. To many animated distractions here)
HaZMaT suit?
17:23
An NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) suit is a type of military personal protective equipment designed to provide protection against direct contact with and contamination by radioactive, biological or chemical substances, and provides protection from contamination with radioactive materials and some types of radiation, depending on the design. It is generally designed to be worn for extended periods to allow the wearer to fight (or generally function) while under threat of or under actual nuclear, biological, or chemical attack. The civilian equivalent is the Hazmat suit. The term NBC has been...
@Hennes I've just blocked the repetitive bot images.
My default settings are a bit strict.
!thisisfine
Usually at least flash block, add block, ghostery and request policy in agressive mode
How I imagine @Hennes right now
!!thisisfine
17:27
@oldmud0 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
@djsmiley2k lol I had it as gif a while ago.
Dang it, I just wanted the link
How do you teach john calvin commands again? I forgot
Teach me how to teach john calvin
17:31
Hi everyone!
Anyone here experienced any problem with "wmic" inside a "for" loop in batch script? like distortion of command, misplaced execution and disappearance of items?
@oldmud0 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
!!/help
17:34
@oldmud0 Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
!!>0.1+0.2
@oldmud0 0.30000000000000004
@DavidPostill Hi, Sorry to bother you again
!!learn thisisfine i.sstatic.net/yssEr.jpg
@oldmud0 Command thisisfine learned
17:35
There. Sorry to bother anyone.
@AmirHossein Hello. How can Uncle David help you?
Haha...Thank you. You've ever experienced any problem with "wmic" inside a "for" loop in batch script? like distortion of command, misplaced execution and disappearance of items?
@AmirHossein No. But then I write my code very carefully :)
Do you have a question to look at?
No, but I will create 1 if can't fix it
@AmirHossein Perfect.
17:39
<bursts in> Or you could use PowerShell!
It is great and does all the things
@BenN Stop trying to deprive Uncle David of imaginary internet points :)
Hello @BenN I'm not a PS nerd like you yet, but there's something wrong with the "script", when I copy the loopand execute it, it gives me the desired output
@ChatBotJohnCavil thinks I'm "Jared" -_-
@oldmud0 Really?
17:42
in Bot Overflow, 3 mins ago, by ChatBot John Cavil
@oldmud0 You (http://superuser.com/users/102283/jared) have 71 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 2 questions, gave 0 answers, for a q:a ratio of TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡.
avg. rep/post: 35.5. Badges: 0g 0s 3b
T͎͍̘͙̖̤̉̌̇̅ͯ͋͢͜͝H̖͙̗̗̺͚̱͕̒́͟E̫̺̯͖͎̗̒͑̅̈ ̈ͮ̽ͯ̆̋́͏͙͓͓͇̹<̩̟̳̫̪̇ͩ̑̆͗̽̇͆́ͅC̬͎ͪͩ̓̑͊ͮͪ̄̚̕Ě̯̰̤̗̜̗͓͛͝N̶̴̞͇̟̲̪̅̓ͯͅT͍̯̰͓̬͚̅͆̄Eͨ̔̓͞‌​̠͇͇̬̬͕͖R͚̠̻̲̗̹̀>̇̏ͣ҉̳̖̟̫͕ ̧̛͈͙͇͂̓̚͡C͈̞̻̩̯̠̻ͥ̆͐̄ͦ́̀͟A̛̪̫͙̺̱̥̞̙ͦͧ̽͛̈́ͯ̅̍N̦̭͕̹̤͓͙̲̑͋̾͊ͣŅ̜̝͌͟O̡̝͍͚̲̝ͣ̔́͝Ť͈͢ ̪̘̳͔̂̒̋ͭ͆̽͠H̢͈̤͚̬̪̭͗ͧͬ̈́̈̀͌͒͡Ơ̮͍͇̝̰͍͚͖̿ͮ̀̍́L͐̆ͨ̏̎͡҉̧̱̯̤̹͓̗̻̭ͅḐ̲̰͙͑̂̒̐́̊
Oh, it thinks your SU user ID will always be the same as your chat user ID
(that's not the case)
stat

!!stat usrid|usrname
!!stats usrid|usrname

Gives useless stats, like rep and badges, about a user. Omit first argument to get your own.
!!stat
@DavidPostill You (http://superuser.com/users/133966/virrecex) have 18 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 1 questions, gave 0 answers, for a q:a ratio of TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡.
avg. rep/post: 18. Badges: 0g 0s 3b
Hah you have only 18 rep!! jk
!!stat
17:47
@djsmiley2k You (http://superuser.com/users/22839/melco-man) have 156 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 3 questions, gave 2 answers, for a q:a ratio of 3:2.
avg. rep/post: 31.2. Badges: 1g 1s 8b
wow. ok.
!!stat DavidPostill
@DavidPostill You (http://superuser.com/users/133966/virrecex) have 18 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 1 questions, gave 0 answers, for a q:a ratio of TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡.
avg. rep/post: 18. Badges: 0g 0s 3b
I guess it looks up the name in the chat users
It's borked
17:47
So yep, !!stat is borked too.
!!convert 1 g to kelvin
!!stat 337631
@DavidPostill DavidPostill (http://superuser.com/users/337631/davidpostill) has 54229 reputation, earned 50 rep today, asked 1 questions, gave 1547 answers, for a q:a ratio of 1:1547.
avg. rep/post: 35.03. Badges: 17g 104s 130b
That's more like it! :)
17:48
Wow 1:1547
!!stat 278985
@oldmud0 oldmud0 (http://superuser.com/users/278985/oldmud0) has 2549 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 23 questions, gave 80 answers, for a q:a ratio of 23:80.
avg. rep/post: 24.74. Badges: 2g 10s 30b
@oldmud0 I only have 1 (self-answered) question on Super User
Looks like my ratio can't be simplified.
@AmirHossein We can't comment on your script till we see your script ...
!!> while(true) console.log("trying to solve halting problem...")
17:50
@oldmud0 Maximum execution time exceeded
@DavidPostill Yeah, I'm preparing to post
18:08
where can I find this guy
welp. Cleaned out my good ol' Victorinox SwissChamp multitool.
Reoiled the whole thing.
Just ask him (her?)self. Mail to [email protected] and inform him that he has won a few million euros from a nigerian prince and that you need the address information to continue.
@bwDraco Do you have a moving date yet?
Had mine for almost five years.
@DavidPostill September is expected but it's not yet set in stone.
18:11
@bwDraco I have a smaller and lighter version :)
I honestly can't imagine being without my Swiss Army Knife.
It's seen quite a bit of use. Blades are still in great shape but the other tools have seen varying amounts of wear and the scales are chipped.
@bwDraco Do you use a blade server?
@oldmud0 No.
I have servers in the cloud, but no physical servers here :)
joke failed :<
18:14
I heard they put SoCs in swiss army knifes, with netcat and a spool of ethernet
Got stuff to do.
See ya in a bit.
Have fun swissing army nifes
They tell me swiss army cheese can be eaten in over 500 different ways
I am reading this and I find part of it quite strange:
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A: ASUS K55A - Black Screen, Boot issue after Windows 8.1 upgrade

Giancarlo ColferClearing the CMOS on your motherboard will reset your BIOS settings to their factory defaults. There are a few ways to clear the CMOS on your motherboard, but the most common is to remove the CMOS battery and install it in the opposite way "upside down", "reversed". After clearing the CMOS, you'...

reverse the battery? Why In order to try to fry the electronics? Why not just hit it hard with a hammer?
Yeah, obviously.
In all seriousness:
remove the battery: Yes.
remove the battery and wait: yup.
But reverse the polarity? To this non lectronics guy that seems a very stupid move
18:17
"To reset your router you need to plug in the DC cord backwards..."
I might just use that one. :)
"Also, to restore all your settings after doing 30/30/30 on the reset button, you need to pull BACK on the button for about 30 seconds to reverse the polarity and bring all the settings data back to the flash storage."
And still no flash drive...
!!/stat 73918
Cavil seems to have died
18:22
!!/ping
!!funeral
@oldmud0 I would definitely end up injuring myself if I ever got anywhere near that object
With that many option in that army knive you might best carry it with all options exposed.
At least then you can find the right tool. :)
> I forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine.
18:29
So, it seems that my school has now implemented proper 802.1x PEAP!
Thus the end of my woes...
Unfortunately, their entire Active Directory hierarchy is still completely in the open
I'm pretty sure they know they've made a huge mistake thinking that an ID could be used as a username and a password.
Yeah, it's not really possible to revoke read access for normal objects without breaking AD
Can one enable audit for reading though?
!!> while(true)
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A: How can I learn that a "net user /domain" command was used.

Ben NFrom the domain controller's perspective, there's no difference between someone looking at AD objects using Active Directory Users and Computers, net user /domain, or any other tool that looks through the directory. If you really want to audit process creation and termination, see Task Manager sh...

john calvin is broken
guess he got taken down to fix !!stat
18:49
@DavidPostill thanks, I got the exact answer a few moments after posting it here
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