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cat

11:00

Wait what?!

Aug 13 isn't 7 days

Bob

@cat heh, I'm using island keys on Swype

cat

@Bob Screenshot?

jokerdino

@ThatBrazilianGuy ...

cat

I wish there was an option for Swiftkey but all the custom swiftkey skins are... shit

@ThatBrazilianGuy Woof

!!guitardave shoe

ChatBot John Cavil

@cat That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

ArtOfCode

11:01

@cat what are you trying to change it to?

cat

!!shoedave guitar?

ChatBot John Cavil

guitars @guitar? around a bit with @Dave's shoe!

cat

@ArtOfCode I want to be a dog

2

Bob

Journeyman Geek

@cat not sure you'd be a good dog.

cat

11:01

@JourneymanGeek Woof!

ArtOfCode

...so what do you want your username to be, exactly?

cat

@ArtOfCode "Dog"

jokerdino

@ArtOfCode dog

cat

But in all seriously, no need to change it, I can wait

Journeyman Geek

doge

jokerdino

11:02

ArtOfDogging?

3

cat

Yeah what jokerdino said

Burgi

lol

tombull89

huh, I thought they fixed the "copy profile to all sites" loophole

cat

Wait dogging?

tombull89

@jokerdino giggity

Dog

11:02

They even over-fixed it

Journeyman Geek

dogeofdoge

Dog

o_0

Dogging

Dogging means following someone closely. Dogging can also refer to: == Slang == Dogging (sexual slang), a British expression for engaging in a public display of sex Dogging, in Scotland refers to truancy Intentional restriction of workforce productivity Navy regulations call for fastening or 'dogging the hatches' to preserve the integrity of the ship. Noodling == Technology == Dogging includes the application of slinging techniques including the selection and inspection of lifting gear, and also covers directing crane or hoist operators in the movement of loads, including when loads are out of...

That Brazilian Guy

@Dog Oh, so that's YOU on this video!

Dog

> Dogging, in Scotland refers to truancy Intentional restriction of workforce productivity Navy regulations call for fastening or 'dogging the hatches' to preserve the integrity of the ship.

That Brazilian Guy

Gato latindo

►

Dog

11:03

Go scotland!

Bob

Journeyman Geek

@tombull89 I don't think most folks here are sufficiently british enough to know what that is.

ArtOfCode

@JourneymanGeek I am :P

Bob

I think I had "Holo" on the N8 before "Classic" was even a thing.

Dog

@ArtOfCode Oh, thanks! :-D

ArtOfCode

11:04

@Dog woof

Dog

@Bob Swiftkey has a "Holo" one too, which is nice, but not nearly as small keys as the Samsung one

@ArtOfCode Woof woof!

Bob

@Dog How does the Samsung one compare to the Swype one? :P

Dog

I guess I need to change my "About me" too

ArtOfCode

Your profile does now read as "Dog — I'm a cat" though, you might want to change that.

That Brazilian Guy

...or not

Dog

11:04

@ArtOfCode Actually put it that way, that's kinda funny

Bob

Oh, I just checked for myself. Pretty similar.

jokerdino

Don't think cats want to be dogs though.

Dog

@Bob IIRC Samsung one is a licensed skinned copy of Swype

Bob

@Dog ...not surprised

That Brazilian Guy

Gato latindo

►

Bob

11:05

I think my S2 might've come with Swype

N8 had it available free, I think

jokerdino

@ThatBrazilianGuy latin cat?

Dog

@Bob Somehow the one on my S4 feels like the buttons are a lot smaller than on your screenshot

That Brazilian Guy

@jokerdino -_-

Bob

@Dog maybe the smaller screen?

oh, the buttons are smaller on the Samsung one

jokerdino

@ThatBrazilianGuy oh, barking cat.

Dog

11:07

blob:http%3A//imgur.com/60b72cd2-f7ee-43ea-908c-9128d1497921

WTF Imgur, still?!

It was black on the pre-Lollipop firmware though:

But yeah, somehow the smaller keys being more precise targets seriously improve my accuracy.

And the autocucumber/prediction is a lot better than I remember it being, and doesn't require you to manually tap the correction anymore, so all in all, it's sufficiently un-shit for me to have not bothered installing Swiftkey

Burgi

i saw this earlier: superuser.com/questions/1106239/pc-with-32-screen-matrix-freaks

what on earth would you use such a matrix for?

Dog

That Brazilian Guy

@Burgi Yeah we all saw it. And drooled a bit.

Dog

And aside from Holo all the skins on Swiftkey are *shit

That Brazilian Guy

@Burgi ~~Porn~~ ~~gaming~~ work.

Dog

11:13

@Burgi Proving to all the "NVidia drivers are way better than AMD's" fanboys that really, NVidia drivers are shit

Burgi

heh

Dog

I think the NVidia drivers are only optimized to be able to render a 8kx4k surface and falls to bits on anything higher.

Bob

@Dog how are you uploading?

I'm using opengur :P

there was a better imgur app but they stopped when the crappy official one was released

@Dog oh wow that's tinier than mine

That Brazilian Guy

@Bob Hmm let me test it

Dog

@Bob Web browser

Bob

11:17

@Dog I always turn off the tap autocorrect :P

Dog

The new active/dynamic/woo lets use jquery because zomfg wow/crap desktop site is shit

Bob

@Dog ah, weird

Dog

@Bob I've never used the stock keyboard long enough to know there was a setting >_>

Evidently the new version defaults to it off though.

Bob

@Dog sorry, I mean I turn off the autocorrect for tapping -_-

Dog

@Bob Autocucumber

Bob

11:19

cause swype does it anyway, but I want my text verbatim if I ever need to tap

Dog

Does Swype let you select from alternate swiping predictions yet?

Bob

@Dog yea

it... always has

tombull89

Am I the only one who doesn't like predictive text?

Dog

Hmm.

Bob

2 mins ago, by Bob

@Dog I always turn off the tap autocorrect :P

Burgi

11:20

@tombull89 yes

Bob

The whole swiping thing does predictive text by nature, but I don't like it when I'm tapping cause it's wrong more often than right

DavidPostill

@tombull89 No

Bob

'course, most of the time if I need to tap then swiping has already failed

Burgi

!!xkcd swype

ChatBot John Cavil

@Burgi Something went on fire; status 403

Dog

11:21

South Korean girl says - The importance of angle

►

Holy crap, that's what I've being doing wrong this whole time

tombull89

being korean?

oh, angle.

That Brazilian Guy

OK, opengur works.

Bob

@ThatBrazilianGuy ...candid gym shots? :P

Burgi

!!xkcd 1068

ChatBot John Cavil

Although the Markov chain-style text model is still rudimentary; it recently gave me "Massachusetts Institute of America". Although I have to admit it sounds prestigious.

Journeyman Geek

11:23

@tombull89 I was complaining about it.

Burgi

@bob @Dog do you have this issue with your keyboards?

Bob

@Burgi issue?

oh, I turned off that one too

Burgi

@Bob its the Brazilian olympic team training

That Brazilian Guy

However...

Bob

@Burgi not enough sewage

@ThatBrazilianGuy huh, I don't think I've managed to cancel before

That Brazilian Guy

11:25

WTF opengur

Dog

That Brazilian Guy

@Bob I was taking a pic of the bikes display. No idea what the guy is doing there...

Dog

I'm too lazy to opengur

Also I think Swiftkey might be too stupid to distinguish the typed and include-reply part of emails...

That Brazilian Guy

Bye persons (humans and otherwise), time for me to go to work

Dog

(Swiftkey initial "learning" uses your sent emails from gmail for example)

tombull89

11:29

@ChatBotJohnCavil I've done that with friends on a night out, mostly hilarious result

That Brazilian Guy

@Burgi It's not an Olympic area. The electricity and plumbing works, and no fire hazards so far...

tombull89

although one got stuck on "and i and i and i and i "

Dog

@tombull89 That tends to happen if you have limited vocabulary ;-P

"Hitchcock zoom"

Burgi

wtf...

that was giving me a headache

Dog

Funny photographic effect they use on TV a lot. Oddly enough I figured out how this worked years before reading about it on photo sites

That Brazilian Guy

11:31

What sorcery is this!

tombull89

isnt that where the camera moves in when zooming out?

Burgi

yes

Dog

I'd have changed that sooner but the stupid website tries to obfuscate images by putting a transparant <p> and <div> over them to stop you right clicking to copy url -_-

I mean seriously, gtfo. You realise that shit doesn't work right? Now that all browsers have right click => Inspect.

> Photographer’s Business ‘Died’ After He Started Photographing Trump

Hahaha

Burgi

i think i have crashed the sql server

DavidPostill

o_O @tombull89 You realise you were replying to a bot?

Journeyman Geek

11:45

o0

@DavidPostill this is plausible.

Dave

Will you stop the shoe thing people

DavidPostill

@JourneymanGeek lol. I was referring to this:

18 mins ago, by tombull89

@ChatBotJohnCavil I've done that with friends on a night out, mostly hilarious result

Journeyman Geek

@Dave are you a sexy shoeless god of ~~war~~ shredding?

DavidPostill

@Dave We have to shoehorn jokes into RA somehow :P

@JourneymanGeek o_O Wrong @Dave

tombull89

@DavidPostill well the fact he's got "bot" in the name is a fairly large giveaway

and when you do !!caat it's him/it that replies

!!caat

or whatever it is

ChatBot John Cavil

11:50

Journeyman Geek

!!caaat

ChatBot John Cavil

tombull89

OH GOD DAMMIT

!!caaaat

ChatBot John Cavil

tombull89

!!dog

ChatBot John Cavil

11:51

@tombull89 That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: doge, doh

tombull89

!!doge

ChatBot John Cavil

        wow
             so fail
                          many user
very pro

Journeyman Geek

yeah. You MIGHT want to experiment with various numbers of a in bot overflow

Dave

I can shred... in the guitar way

tombull89

I can't tell if the bot avatar is either very late or very early for christmas

Burgi

11:54

addicts are back

Dog

!!trout CSRF protection

ChatBot John Cavil

slaps CSRF protection around a bit with a large trout!

Dog

@tombull89 It's the same all year round

I wonder if we're missing any !!c[0-9]+ts

Wait !!c[0-9]+ts is wrong anyway. Damn you @DavidPostill and your subtle yet deceptively wrong regexes!

Journeyman Geek

@tombull89 at this point, early

Dog

It's !!c[a]+t I think

!!s/c[a]+t/testing/g

ChatBot John Cavil

12:01

@Dog !!testing (source)

Dog

Woo!

Journeyman Geek

no no woof

You need to be dogging correctly

Dog

Hmm, missing c[a]{7,9}t

Oh hey the bot is smart

It allows me to !!forget a command I previously added under a different name

DavidPostill

@Dog lol

tombull89

hmm. I seem to have lost an iPad in the office somehwere.

Journeyman Geek

12:09

0_0

Burgi

@Dog probably works on a userid

Dog

@Burgi Yup. Smart(er) than just username

Burgi

well i just reported the druggies to the fuzz

tombull89

ah I'm good I found it

on a windowledge

inside

Burgi

> we will send someone along soon

soon is too late!

arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2016/06/…

djsmiley2k

12:22

@Burgi just shoot em

Journeyman Geek

"the real one, or the one for "achmed el kaboom" ? "

Burgi

with what?

@JourneymanGeek lol

djsmiley2k

hmmm lasers?

Journeyman Geek

(My original joke was even more politically incorrect but apparently the arabic translation for "the son of a female dog" is super offensive)

Waaait

that would have been actually potentially funny if I'd said "son of a dog's mother". If anyone had gotten it

Burgi

!!ct

ChatBot John Cavil

12:25

@Burgi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: cat

XKCD

12:35

It's hard living somewhere with antlions, because every time you find one of their traps, you feel compelled to spend all day constructing a tiny model of Jabba's sail barge next to it.

DavidPostill

landlord changes his pub’s name to Pubby McPubface

Burgi

oh ffs

clearly the daily mail has run out of cancer stories to run

Journeyman Geek

Why do people read that again? ;p

DavidPostill

@Burgi They still have Manchester stories :)

"Holidaymakers jetting back into Manchester Airport face chaotic queues of 600 people at passport control as staff blame 'world events' for the delays"

Journeyman Geek

is manchester the florida of the UK? ;p

djsmiley2k

12:41

dat world and it's events!

Nothing compares to Florida man.

DavidPostill

That's not a big queue. Only 1.5 jumbos.

Burgi

"PIPPA MIDDLETON EXPLAINS HOW HER BUM LETS HER SELL MORE CAKES!"

djsmiley2k

So like 3 florida man? :D

DavidPostill

@JourneymanGeek Because it's sometime amusing ...

Burgi

"We aren't sexist but check out these fat celebrities in bikinis"

> "Charlotte Crosby slips into stunning cut-out swimsuit as she makes a splash while larking around in the ocean during sun-soaked Ibiza getaway"

> Busty Jess Impazzi sizzles in barely-there bikini as she leads swimwear-clad co-stars Lillie Lexie Gregg and Charlotte Dawson at Ex On The Beach photocall

djsmiley2k

12:47

don't forget the feminism stuff :P

some campaign about page 3 models

Burgi

weirdly can't see any of those headlines on @DavidPostill's link

closest one

> Now that's a rugby strip! Female athletes from England's squad get naked for a risque photoshoot to promote body confidence ahead of the Rio Olympics

DavidPostill

@Burgi Hmm. I only read the news page. You see the sexist stuff if you go to the home page.

Burgi

no its on the right @DavidPostill

DavidPostill

@Burgi Hmm. But not on the news home page

Burgi

> Naked pictures from lesbian-themed photoshoot emerge of Donald Trump's wife Melania posing for a French men's magazine at the age of 25

DavidPostill

12:54

@Burgi It's a good job your screenshot did not include the NSFW images further down that page :)

Journeyman Geek

Oo. Ahh yes. Mechanically separated food product which may contain matter which might have allegedly been of vegetable mineral animal or other origin for the mind.

Burgi

@DavidPostill what NSFW image?

the rugby one?

> British porn star sparks outrage in Iran, where 40,000 people complain that she was allowed into the Islamic Republic to have a nose job

DavidPostill

@Burgi That's not the only nude (or semi naked) picture in the right hand column.

Burgi

oh yes... i missed that one

perv ;P

Guitar Shoe Dave

STOP WAKING ME UP ON TELEGRAM!@! jk

:P

allquixotic

13:07

a guy named Pete invented pizza.

Pete's, uh, .....

That's it! PETE'S UH! PIZZA!

Burgi

@DavidPostill i just noticed in my screenshot the second image down is a see-through jumpsuit....

Guitar Shoe Dave

lol

[AMAZING FOOTAGE] Skydiver Luke Aikins Jumps 25,000 Feet Without a Parachute

►

with sound

Burgi

> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

landing in the net the first time would be fine but its going to fling you upwards and off in a new direction

world's highest trampoline bounce

Guitar Shoe Dave

that jump would be soo fun

Not sure why he would be required to land on his back

I would have cannonballed that f'er

Burgi

until you realise you've bounced off the trampoline...

@GuitarShoeDave larger surface area to reduce the pressure

Guitar Shoe Dave

13:19

ah

Burgi

feet first would be fatal for the family jewels

Guitar Shoe Dave

lol

Burgi

headfirst... just no...

face first would probably bend you in the wrong direction

back first would naturally force you into a ball shape

allquixotic

@GuitarShoeDave https://youtu.be/93-y-ytln5E?t=107

whoa... who is that O_O

Guitar Shoe Dave

Someone crazy but someone having a great time.

:D

allquixotic

13:27

NO

not the dude O_O

try t=150

Bob

o.o

Guitar Shoe Dave

OH I see.. yea shes pretty hot

Bob

I just read the last page of scrollback

and I have no idea what's going on

allquixotic

that's because you're a fox

BEHOLD MICREATIONS!

DavidPostill

@Burgi perv ;P

Guitar Shoe Dave

13:30

trying to think of some good cli applications for linux to port to android, know of any cool apps that arent included in most roms which should be?

allquixotic

@DavidPostill obviously you haven't looked at my recent messages - it seems the room topic is hot-girls computers hormones headphones today

bbl, accessing a U.S. Government (USG) Information System (IS) that is provided for USG-authorized use only

DavidPostill

@allquixotic You can blame @burgi. I was calling him out for making the same remark about me earlier :)

Journeyman Geek

blames all of you

Bob

@allquixotic and you're a hoshiko :P

allquixotic

@Bob lol

you realize a hoshiko has a crew of like 50 people, right?

Journeyman Geek

13:38

allquixotic

the scale of Sins often surprises people -- for TEC frigates, the crew is like 10 people minimum, even for an arcova...

Journeyman Geek

this is my judgemental face

allquixotic

LOL

Journeyman Geek

allquixotic

@JourneymanGeek lazysitting?

Journeyman Geek

13:40

yup

10 is not that many compared to a RL frigate

tho frigate sizes vary hugely

Bob

@allquixotic now you made me feel bad about my 100-arcova sacrificial squad :(

allquixotic

@Bob heh, what about that time I threw like 120 kodiaks at them... each with a crew of nearly a thousand?

Bob

@JourneymanGeek depends how much automation you have :P

the hoshiko is literally a robotics cruiser

Journeyman Geek

@Bob its still a pretty small crew ;p

Bob

@allquixotic but at least they had a chance of surviving!

allquixotic

13:42

oh. Wikia says the complement of a Kodiak is 475

arcovas have a complement of 75!

O_O

hoshikos have a complement of 500

Journeyman Geek

the robotd arn't autonomous?

allquixotic

yes they are

Journeyman Geek

If anyone here is a flight sim fanatic arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/07/… I'm sorry

allquixotic

they just require an audience of 499 people to behold the crazy scientist's micreations

Bob

lol

Journeyman Geek

13:54

boingboing.net/2016/08/01/dogs-left-in-car-crash-it-into.html

tho @Bob can confirm I can drive reasonably well in GTA outside driving on the wrong side (for the game) and a tendancy to make bootlegger turns

Bob

lol

meanwhile I drove a limo off a bridge

turns out it's incredibly hard to turn

especially when under fire

Journeyman Geek

Limos are terrible cars

The morningstar sedans are actually pretty good

djsmiley2k

SR...3?

4?

Journeyman Geek

3

djsmiley2k

I need to do 3 hours co-op on ps4 gat outta hell with someone :/

/me glares at @twobugs

Journeyman Geek

13:59

We're on PC ;p

djsmiley2k

yeah I presumed :P

Journeyman Geek

I didn't really like the setting of 4 and GOH

djsmiley2k

4 was fun, GoH was nice as I got it free on PSN

if I'd paid for it, I'd be not happy

far too short and just the same as 4 but reskinned

Journeyman Geek

4 felt like 3 reskinned

djsmiley2k

GoH is even worse

4 had more activties/new ones tho

Journeyman Geek

14:03

I'm looking forward to this

Agents of Mayhem

Agents of Mayhem is an upcoming open world action-adventure video game set in the Saints Row universe, developed by Volition and published by Deep Silver. The game is set for a 2017 release date for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Microsoft Windows. Agents of Mayhem is a spin-off of the Saints Row series, taking place after the "recreate Earth" ending of Saints Row: Gat out of Hell. The game's plot revolves around an organization known as Mayhem, founded by Persephone Brimstone (a character first seen in Gat out of Hell) and funded by the Ultor Corporation. Bearing the Saints' purple fleur-de-lis...

djsmiley2k

o_O

Bob

@JourneymanGeek well, it was that or walk :P

I tried to take the other SUV but they drove away :(

Journeyman Geek

@Bob the jump-steal tends to work well

shift-other-left mouse button

Bob

@JourneymanGeek oh yea, did you take down the post-its? :P

Journeyman Geek

yeah >_>

Bob

14:06

lol

Burgi

14:20

i have to run all my dev apps as admin now i have upgraded to win10

really frustrated

Bob

...UAC hasn't really changed since 7

And even that was just relaxing it over Vista

Burgi

14:43

druggies are back and the police still haven't arrived

@Bob well i'm getting crazy errors ever since upgrading

djsmiley2k

This is better than florida man

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/…

Dog

15:14

!!caat

ChatBot John Cavil

Dog

!!caaaaaaaat

ChatBot John Cavil

2

Dog

New cats!

DavidPostill

@Dog Thank you for giving me the opportunity to update my cat filter.

4

Burgi

15:22

blocked

Dog

15:33

@Burgi But now it goes to 11!

Burgi

wow...

our customer's new product is called "pro-straight"

Dog

At least it's not Straighty McStraightFace

Ben N

@Burgi I give it one month before there's a lawsuit, depending on which country you live in

:p

What does the product do?

Burgi

15:49

its a pipe

DavidPostill

hair straighteners?

Ben N

Like a plumbing pipe, or a smoking pipe?

Burgi

the former

Ben N

I didn't know construction materials had product names

Dog

Can't wait till I get to use Windows 10 on my desktop... though I'll only have a desktop for like, 1.5 weeks

Burgi

15:51

can't say any more its embargo'd. but yeah we're changing the name now....

Dog

@BenN Well, how else do you figure out you want to buy concrete from Pro-Concretes-R-Us instead of Generic-Concrete-Retailer-35

Ben N

I just go to Menards

Dog

Most products have at least brand names, if not product names. Unless they're store own-brand stuff.

Our street mobile phone transmitters are on Hutchison Elara poles for example. Having previously been upgraded from Jupiter poles. And are hooked up to Vulcan cabinets.

Because... well... it's useful to be able to refer to a type by name instead of... "450mmx15m grey pole with three side access hatches for MHAs"....

DavidPostill

@Burgi Why are you changing the name? It's not that outrageous. There are plenty of other products called "pro straight".

Dog

Also if your product is distinct/unique in some way. Like, SuperPipe with Extra Elite Functionality

Ben N

15:55

It's probably OK for a construction material, but probably super inadvisable for a widely-facing product

Burgi

@DavidPostill we've had issues with this customer

Dog

Pro-Bent

But then if it's just <product tier><pipe shape> it makes sorta sense

"Basic Straight" "Pro Straight" "Basic corner" "Pro corner" etc.

DavidPostill

@BenN Wella don't seem to mind. That is very customer facing wella.com/professional/en-EN/product/appliances/…

There seem to be hundreds of hair products called "Pro Straight"

Ben N

Fair enough :)

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