> Photoshop is a high-performance sports car. It's sleek, it's intuitive, it's cool, it's full of features and it works incredibly well, and everyone wants one. GIMP is like a car made by Willy Wonka, where it has rear-wheel steering, the accelerator is controlled by a series of three valves you have to constantly keep opening and closing, you have to start it by turning three keys simultaneously and one of them is on the rear bumper, and all the seats are bolted to the ceiling. Also every five minutes it stabs you in the balls.