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Bob
Bob
18:00
I have NO IDEA how it deletes commands
@allquixotic HALP
@Bob allquixotic is afk: finally caught some sleep
And I am off to take the second bath of the day. Someone please tell nature it isn't summer yet.
But again, on Februarey I will be taking 5 baths a day. +_+"
Bob
Bob
know why I hate JS?
@Bob give it time, it will soon become self aware. Completly oblivious to anyone else but self aware :-)
CLIMATE Y U SO HOT
Bob
Bob
18:01
because it's bloody impossible to find where some property is declared/defined
@ThatBrazilianGuy You can test? When?
Bob
Bob
I'm reduced to searching for keywords
So I removed the kapton adhesive tape and found the led backlight PWM controller was badly soldered. I re-soldered it and now the brightness setting is working very well!
Bob
Bob
we all know how well that works on code -_-
cmd.del = function () {
        bot.info.forgotten += 1;
        delete bot.commands[ cmd.name ];
};
How is it possible to resolder such a small PCB chip?
Bob
Bob
18:02
    commands : {}, //will be filled as needed
    commandDictionary : null, //it's null at this point, won't be for long
there's the problem
@Boris_yo When I get back from bath. (AKA never unless I turn AC on and my AC bill weeps)
Bob
Bob
commandDictionary is not cleaned when something is forgotten
@allquixotic ^ (I'm pinging you a lot today, aren't I?)
@Bob Post a new issue in github!
@Boris_yo use the shrink ray on yourself and your soldering gun. If you dont have one, they got them in china. They shrink about 50,000 workers and put them in one warehouse to work on these things.
Bob
Bob
@ThatBrazilianGuy I'll fix it myself if I remember and it's not done when I wake up
18:04
@Bob yes, yes it was. :)
@allquixotic Oh, it's you again...
Bob
Bob
it's 5am now... I'll wake up sometime in the next 24 hrs, hopefully
@Bob interesting
@Bob :(
@ThatBrazilianGuy Why are you leaving me!?
!!afk waiting for the temperature to return to bearable.
18:05
@Bob you mean the fact that it wants to unroll absolutely everything? :P
Bob
Bob
commandDictionary is a SuggestionDictionary: github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/blob/…
@allquixotic more like trying to process it as I would in bash
cat blah | sed s/something/something/g > out
in powershell?
gc blah | %{ $_ -replace wtfsyntax, yalikeVB } > out
except the > didn't work with the foreach-object
@ThatBrazilianGuy Welcome back!
@ChatBotJohnCavil Because you're not as sexy as the JS Room bot, so I won't take you with me to the bath. =P
!!afk for real this time.
@ThatBrazilianGuy Hurry back, ok?
Bob
Bob
so write-host it is!
:S
18:07
lol
Bob
Bob
...
what the heck is a suggestiondictionary
and how do you remove stuff from it
Anonymous
i suggest changing the license to the BPL
Anonymous
due to its freedoms
Anonymous
18:10
@Bob eh -- if it's not removing properly, just restart the bot :P
Anonymous
"2. You may do whatever the fuck you please with the Content provided you commit in the use of the Content at least three violations of any the following parts of the United States Criminal Code:"
Anonymous
"18 U.S.C. § 1751 Presidential and Presidential staff assassination, kidnapping, and assault"
Bob
Bob
@allquixotic the point is that forget is somewhat broken at the moment
because it'll suggest forgotten commands
@Bob ah, ok. good point.
Bob
Bob
WHAT
@allquixotic The trie doesn't have a remove
and I've honestly forgotten how to implement one
eh
I'll do it in the morning afternoon
should probably set up a bot instance somewhere, lest I break Cavil by adding an untested function doing something I only vaguely know :P
18:19
Any idea how I can get a link to a motherboard manual from superuser.com/questions/649674/… ?
you can always set it up in your web browser
no need to run it on a server
If I go to the pages, click on support and manuals it gives me a list to downloas from.
Every one of them works, yet the link point to javascript:void()
So I tried Firebug and webscarab but the best I can do is some submitted XML to the webserver at asus.com, but I fail to find a direct download link
@Hennes there may not be a direct download link
you have to submit a POST request
Could be. Or I just missed how to get at it (which was half the fun)
you could of course write some JS that does the same thing and host it on raw github
18:22
Might be a tad overkill for a question which already got an answer while I searched for my link to include in an answer.
Also, the manual does not have the information on how to use the motherboard with multiple monitors.
if it's not useful then don't make me get interested in it, darn it D:
i have code to write :D
@Hennes dlcdnet.asus.com/pub/ASUS/mb/socketAM3/M4A78LT-M/… i just used downloader thing with visable source location.
clever
Ah, I saw the DLCnet reference, And part of the URL. But I failed to combine them.
Damn you chat room. Stop shortening URLS. It is user unfriendly.
(Chat room as in the software)
@Hennes Hover mouse cursor on link and your browser will extend it.
18:27
or even http://dlcdnet.asus.com/pub/ASUS/mb/socketAM3/M4A78LT-M/E5232_M4A78LT-M_manual.‌​zip
Aye, and then you move the mouse to the bottom of the screen and it disappears again. So manual copying it now
Bob
Bob
@all well, I need to set up enough to run the node build
right-click copy link location...?
Bob
Bob
I suppose I could just concat all the files? dunno
@Bob the minify step will fail, but just having node.exe is enough to run the build to master.js
18:28
Ah, that works.
I always took the 'solution' of writing [URL](URL) when in chat
also if you run the nodejs installer you can run npm install uglify-js2 on cmd.exe to get that part installed also
Bob
Bob
why will the min fail?
oh
@Bob it depends on uglify-js2 which isn't installed out of the box
if you download the standalone node.exe, npm won't work, but if you do the full installer, it'll put it on your PATH
so the build prep instructions on windows are literally 2 things: run the nodejs installer package, then cmd.exe, then npm install uglify-js2
then node build.js
then open master.min.js in FF and it'll run you a bot
Bob
Bob
hmm...I have distinct memories of running a bot from my Linux netbook
forgot how I built that one
i wonder if you could ask the bot to eval the contents of... a nested bot :D
that would be funny
Bob
Bob
18:32
Ah well. sleep first. thanks @all
night bobby tables
Ash
Ash
@JourneymanGeek what is an uplink ? I here about 'em often.Sounds like something that connects to a master machine or something.but often I tend to imagine it to be a connection to a satellite.
the fox says snore ;p
Bob
Bob
Also, I think the eval is too restricted
!!foxno
18:33
lol
Bob
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!!afk maybe asleep
@Bob Why are you leaving me!?
@ChatBotJohnCavil even he looks like he needs sleep
@Psycogeek too much dopamine?
If DOOM was done today
18:38
seen it. hilarious
18:54
@allquixotic Might & Magic 10 is partly out.
 
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20:00
sometimes I just should ignore not construtive comments
Hello all. Almost done with my migration of the root file system and boot process from HDD to SSD, but hit a little bit of a snag. Does anyone in here feel up to helping me troubleshoot a little (Linux and possibly GRUB 2)?
@MichaelKjörling under other circumstances, yes, but I'm working from home atm on a Saturday
C#, Excel, EPPlus, regex, heuristics, business logic...
@allquixotic Still enough time to check Root Access though ;)
@allquixotic Aw drat :( U&L chat seems pretty dead... last post 13 hours ago.
@OliverSalzburg are you kidding? I check root access more often when I'm actually sitting at my desk at work
the only reason I'm not procrastinating for hours on end is that I have a very short time limit for this
How about you @OliverSalzburg?
totally got my hands dirty atm
Well, I'll recite the problem and if anyone feels up to helping me figure out what to do about it, I'd really appreciate it.
might be able to throw you a few bones for things to try or some links but can't spare much time
@MichaelKjörling lol, they are always there, you might catch terdon or slm ;).
20:17
I'll give it a try there too and see where I get help the fastest ;)
aside from that, chat is asynchronous, so even if you ask a question now, someone could provide a good response many minutes or hours later if they see it
and often faster than what you'd get on the main site by asking a Q (although your question may be OT due to specificity and "troubleshooting" nature -- that might be OK on U&L, but not on SU)
Yes, the troubleshooting part is why I thought chat would be more appropriate. I don't mind posting a Q&A with the findings though.
mm... to access a ipv6 using the browser I just type the address (I want to hit a specific ip)?
@Braiam [s0m3:add:re:s::s]?
http://[2001:67c:1562::13]/ubuntu/dists/raring-security/multiverse/binary-i386/
ohhh
yeah, firefox can't find the ip...
20:20
With IPv6 you have to put literal IP addresses within square brackets; the colons mess it up otherwise.
Don't have IPv6 connectivity unfortunately so can't really offer any assistance. And I'm not even sure if my local Apache is configured to listen on v6.
Anyway. Situation: boot process migrated from HDD to SSD, HDD now physically removed from system. Root file system migrated from plain ext3 to ext4 on RAID 1 MD (currently with only a single device out of two, but that's unrelated). GRUB command list points the Linux kernel at "root=/dev/md0 ro" with a search --set=root preceding naming the UUID of the root ext4 file system.
Updated fstab to name /dev/md0 for the root fs. On boot, the root file system check fails with "/dev/md0 mounted" and asks for root password for maintenance; if I hit Ctrl+D to abort that, then the boot completes successfully. Why is e2fsck complaining that md0 is mounted? (Well, it is mounted, but no more than any other root fs on boot...)
hack, the aiccu client was dead...
It seems similar to old slackware (2.4) complaining about / being mounted. (No RAID stuff, old ext2, sw 2, kernel 1.2.13.) But that was complaining about it being mounted RW and you have the RO option. Are you sure that that RO option is recognised?
@MichaelKjörling nah, found the problem, stupid tunnel was down
@Hennes I haven't confirmed, but can't see any reason why it suddenly shouldn't be recognized? I used rsync -avxHAXS to transfer the root file system, then cp -av in Busybox (Debian Wheezy install CD in rescue mode) to transfer the contents of the old /boot partition into /boot on the new root file system.
No errors were reported during the copying.
@MichaelKjörling did you reinstalled grub? sometimes grub is sloopy
20:25
Yes, I did. It wouldn't work otherwise, with the disk it used to be on gone :)
If I knew a hard/good reason I would have stated it.
However it just reminds me of the same problem.
Let me check dmesg.
wait, the thing boots?
Yes, absolutely.
if you're sure it's e2fsck and you want it to STFU, you could put an interposer in there in place of it, either /bin/true or re-write its command line args, or something like that
20:26
I'm using it now (though am not getting the full performance benefit from the SSD yet as /usr is on spinning rust)
could be instructive to at least log to a file whatever its args are
I'd rather it checks my root file system when needed :)
Anyway, here's what dmesg has to say about the kernel command line: Command line: BOOT_IMAGE=/boot/vmlinuz-3.2.0-4-amd64 root=/dev/md0 ro quiet pci=nomsi
yeah but you aren't going to be able to fix it until e2fsck is happy, and to know why it's sad, you need to get its args
then you can manually execute e2fsck with the same args and interpret the args and figure out if it's wrong
maybe e2fsck thinks it's still an ext3 volume but it has extents which throws it for a loop
e2fsck -n /dev/md0 while running says the file system is clean.
It does print out a couple of warnings relating to the -n and running part, but nothing bad aside from that.
I forgot that e2fsck is ridiculously strict about online checking
.
Note that in general it is not safe to run e2fsck on mounted filesystems. The only exception is if the -n option is specified, and -c, -l, or -L options are not specified. However, even if it is safe to do so, the results printed by e2fsck are not valid if the filesystem is mounted. If e2fsck asks whether or not you should check a filesystem which is mounted, the only correct answer is ''no''. Only experts who really know what they are doing should consider answering this question in any other way.
20:30
I prefer zpool scrub, but root on ZFS is a little... tricky on Linux, not to mention potentially fragile.
Yes, I know it isn't safe to e2fsck a mounted file system, that's why I told e2fsck -n "Make no changes to the filesystem". :)
it seems like what might be happening is that your fs is mounted before e2fsck is run, which is probably the wrong order, because a proper e2fsck (proper == both reliable at detecting errors and fixing them) will happen before it's mounted
so, something in your init scripts maybe
I doubt it's grub
It seems to me that at the point e2fsck is run on the root file system, the fs should still be mounted according to the kernel command line which means it should be mounted read-only. Once the check completes it gets remounted read-write.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it isn't GRUB either; it could have had something to do with passing kernel command line parameters, but I doubt it.
I don't think that it's supposed to be mounted at all when you do a potentially modifying e2fsck
not even RO
I'm not sure when exactly Debian's boot scripts do the pivot-root, but I sort of doubt it's that late...
Looking at the actual boot script now that does the file system check.
It looks pretty much like the check is done while the root file system is explicitly mounted read-only. One comment even says as much: Ensure that root is quiescent and read-only before fsck'ing.
OK, this is rather funny. Here's an actual log from the most recent boot (uptime reports the system has been running since 21:07)...
Log of fsck -C -a -t ext4 /dev/md0
Sat Dec 7 21:06:34 2013

fsck from util-linux 2.20.1
/dev/md0: clean, 402340/2621440 files, 2780854/10485488 blocks

Sat Dec 7 21:06:34 2013
And then there is...
Log of fsck -C -R -A -a
Sat Dec 7 21:06:34 2013

fsck from util-linux 2.20.1
/dev/md0 is mounted.
e2fsck: Cannot continue, aborting.


fsck died with exit status 8

Sat Dec 7 21:06:34 2013
It definitely looks like the latter one applies.
Going to give putting the root fs by UUID in fstab a try, and see what happens. Back soon.
20:51
@allquixotic No ADHD? Multitasking is okay?
Putting the root fs UUID instead of /dev/md0 as the device in fstab didn't change anything, but I did get to have a look at the actual mount state at the time of the reported failure. /dev/md0 on / type ext4 (rw,relatime,errors=remount-ro,user_xattr,barrier=1,data=ordered). rw Where the h- does that come from? It would definitely seem to explain my problem.
Yup.
21:07
This is actually proper question material by now IMO. There's a clear problem here: the file system is mounted rw at a point when it is expected to be mounted ro. What's causing that? That's answerable.
Sanity check for /etc/fstab. IS there one entry for / ?
Or two (one by device ID, one by UUID thingy ?
Let me double-check, but there should only be one that isn't commented out.
Ohhhhhhhhh, I think you're on to something @Hennes. There's my old /mnt/new-root mount. Argh! Just let me try pulling that one out and see what happens on reboot.
One for Journeyman Geek:
DogZilla!
@Hennes That was it. Thank you! Definitely PEBKAC.
Yay.
Something good came from my old Linux experience (moved to BSDs a decade ago).
21:22
@Hennes Definitely. Sometimes it's an extra pair of eyes to see a problem from a fresh angle that's needed. That's why rubber duck troubleshooting helps, though it didn't in my case because my rubber duck hasn't been properly trained yet. :)
Clearly Debian's boot script got confused seeing two file systems for the same device where one was the root file system. I can't really blame it.
21:36
@Hennes What have you done with @JourneymanGeek?
He went shopping in Japan.
@Hennes Big in Japan?
Oh, old song
21:43
Yeah, that is the one from my .mpeg 'songs'
Sung by contestant on Hungarian talent show: youtube.com/watch?v=9Y7j0FQCFDo
@NathanOsman :)
@NathanOsman there are just too many gems for him to keep up!
Gem Overflow
thanks for the Flack Overstow web service, btw
I think it made my coworkers think I'm entertained by code because I was laughing madly for like an hour
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I ran it on a high-rep user's profile from pets.SE.... oh my god
> A nice beginning guide to Angora Goat care is this 4-H project guide, it is mineral deficient, or engaging in general, if it is a cause problems, the same way it can play crying sounds and the like in their diet.
@allquixotic no, they will think you are mad... just that D:
> According to various pet behaviourists, dogs' Circadian rhythms are generally set on the floor - I had a couple of Angora goats in your home. Your pet might notice the change and will likely take the cat to the vet RIGHT away if you notice they are.
O_O
22:00
> The cat will pick up by the back legs and turn it so its head is facing the floor, and shake vigorously.
> Making sure they get a lot of laser pointers that are higher than poop.
> However, we could feed the goats almost any animal.
what have you against the goats @allquixotic? ¬_¬
> I've never had an additional goldfish, I think you're pushing the edge of good size for a variety of reasons including eating fresh, unspoiled meats.
@Braiam lol, it's from Flack Overstow :D
> I don't think there's a specific ideal to feeding a cat; this species has more pointed dorsal and so you probably want to keep and feed being omnivores.
> Rabbits, in my experiences, have already been injured, so you're probably safe to feed your dog the dog must be quite young.
Anonymous
@allquixotic the chatbot should have a flack overstow feature
> I never could give mine free run, my house was "dirty" as a result of his diaphragm muscles.
@PatoSáinz that is a fantastic idea :D
Anonymous
^_^
Anonymous
22:12
> True, and replace the function call with any externally hosted VPS or dedicated server. There are several problems with your hardware and your graphics stack. Go to about:memory in Firefox, check whether SMART thinks your disks are off -- he can install a coincidence that the JVM and Dalvik VM also contains a JIT, and before the next CONNECT), then someone else on the system) has a Pentium 4 architecture from 2004 is even more different.
Anonymous
> KDE 4 was replaced with a "point to point" architecture, meaning that each component gets its own dedicated "lane" to the design of the program itself, and reduce the number of things it weren't for this behavior,
Anonymous
> interpreted languages like C and C++. That's because it attempts to detect whether it's perfectly okay to have different User-Agent: Mozzarella/0.-0 ((Let's )()confuse your reg((ex))((()) ApplePie/-NaN (FUZZ, like Police) 3.14159\EvilAttacker ) User-Agent: Lol your regex won't match this.
Anonymous
@allquixotic running flack overstow on your profile yields hillarious results
@allquixotic: You're welcome - but I didn't create the app. I just integrated it into my website since the original was difficult to get up and running and had strange dependencies.
22:15
@NathanOsman would you mind us integrating the flackoverstow JSON API from your site into the chat bot? i doubt it would be used incredibly often, but if it were upstreamed to Zirak's bot, that bot is used in about 3 channels right now, I think (this one, JavaScript on chat.SO, and Android)
Go right ahead!
every place that the bot is used is pretty strongly against bot spam / abuse to the point of it being excessive, so we would probably rate limit it
You'll need to get an API key, that's all.
yeah, I saw the requirement to get the API key; I'm thinking we would have to get the sysadmin of each bot to get a separate API key
that would make a lot more sense than including one static API key in the source
Anonymous
@NathanOsman and i think if i get free time i'll implement it in my IRCop abuse bot
22:16
:P
OTOH, if the code for your web service is open, I would prefer to host a copy of the web service on my own box, to reduce network load on your server; I'm already hosting the chat bot and I have no qualms about increasing the load by letting the other bots use my service
Anonymous
it would be great to have it along my zalgo copycat
Anonymous
> Fill it up. You have a modern smartphone that draws a larger amount of "noise" you get when Process Monitor requires administrative privileges to be sure to work on this in RAID. RAID10, RAID5 and RAID6 are several reasons why programs come as the "generation" (think generations like children, parents, grandparents, etc.)
lol
i still think pets.SE makes the best flack, but that's because so much of it involves childish body functions etc
17 mins ago, by allquixotic
> Making sure they get a lot of laser pointers that are higher than poop.
Anonymous
hahaha
22:19
@PatoSáinz I cross-posted your idea of having the flack feature implemented in the bot, to the JS chat room, which is where most of the maintainers of the bot code hang out
Anonymous
@allquixotic i'm glad!
if the bot were written in C, C++, C#, Java, Vala, Ruby, or probably even Python, I could definitely figure out how to integrate the service; but it's written in JavaScript, and I just do not understand how that works very well, especially the bot, because a lot of it is functional programming and async and all the variable types are hidden from me :S
Anonymous
perl all the things!
i could probably muddle through with a lot of trial and error but it makes my mind hurt to think about it making a cross domain async HTTP request then bring back that result, parse JSON and display the contents (well, trimmed, because flackoverstow returns more content than can be displayed in one message)
@allquixotic Which of those would you take?

1. http://www.tmart.com/1.5m-VGA-Male-to-Male-Extension-Video-Cable_p167920.html

2. http://www.tmart.com/Blue-SVGA-VGA-Monitor-M-M-Male-to-Male-Extension-Cable_p88434.html
Anonymous
22:21
@allquixotic what's that room?
@Boris_yo probably neither
@allquixotic Uhm why?

 JavaScript

Topic: Anything JavaScript, ECMAScript including Node, React, ...
@Boris_yo because I don't need either one right now :P
@allquixotic Ah. I know. I just looked for advice because I need...
well, I don't have any specific opinion on looking at them -- they look comparable except for the price
when all else fails, buy the cheaper one
unless it's, you know, defective/broken
Anonymous
22:24
@allquixotic on irc we had a markovsky bot
Anonymous
we basically fed it years of chat logs
Anonymous
the bible, the kuran, the kamasutra
Anonymous
some of shakespeare's
Anonymous
mainstream news
Anonymous
etc
Anonymous
22:25
it was hillarious
Anonymous
> People, bitcoin is being ddosed by pakistani infidels. He who praises allah gets operator status
2
Anonymous
that was an actual line the bot spew out
> Coat, then if your dog falls into this because you caught my curiosity itch with the question... Given the joints and provides non-impacting exercise. Keep it as a treat. Look to be healthy.
@PatoSáinz Are you telling me that bot is self-aware?
22:28
Look to be healthy -- always good advice :)
Anonymous
@Boris_yo i thought on integrating it with my irc abuse package and turn it into the ultimate skynet
Anonymous
but no, it didn't get to get a full-fledged AI
> How to potty train birds Potty training your bird is about to poop and then I think you may want to reach different points in the nasal passages, thereby allowing fine-tuned assessment of Tank.
enough procrastinating! back to work.
Anonymous
if somebody ported github.com/bdrewery/PyBorg to use SE chat as an interface i'll live happily forever after
23:35
dunno why, but I simply love answering ot questions or what?

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