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15:08
@Sciborg are you able to tiebreak, or should I?
 
6 hours later…
21:08
We still need a bookmark title 😳
I like Mith’s idea :p
Making noodles for my mans but then I’m ready

"Just a kid who wanted to be a star"

Mar 16 at 19:38, 1 hour 36 minutes total – 138 messages, 4 users, 6 stars

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I'm just eating now, but ready!
\\oo/
21:26
/o/ ~ <— noodle bowl
|o|
Where be the Matt
I here
Alas!
Oh sorry where you waiting on me lol
I have been here
21:34
I was waiting for a wave :p
@Sciborg 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
I believe we left off with a book pile and a freshly vacuumed bookstore.
Mar 1 at 0:27, by Hikari
"Regardless, if we need a Genie, we might have to trap one in a magic circle."
vrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2
Is there anything else helpful in the book?
Hopford's eyebrows lower slowly
(#continuity)
21:41
@Laurel That seems to be the gist of the information that you discern from a quick read; if you were looking for specific things you could probably learn more, though.
Foley keeps poking at the blue book with the eye sigil on the cover, experimentally.
I take a look at the eye sigil book
You crack it open, and discover the title, which was too worn to read on the spine but is written on the crumbling front page, is: A Study of the Shian-Zhou Methods of Illusory Magic. The eye sigil is reproduced in elegant silver and blue ink under the title.
The name rings a bell.
@Sciborg does Hopford recognise the language Shian-Zhouis from?
Can I roll to recognize?
History or Arcana works.
@AncientSwordRage It strikes you as having a slightly Auran ring to it.
21:48
11+7=18
@Laurel can Hopford guidance in response?
history btw & if we're allowed guidance, +3
@Laurel You recall that the Shian-Zhou Academy of Thaumaturgy is a very secretive, prestigious magical school that was founded by Archmage Iolatos Huang about two centuries ago. It has strong connections to illusion magic and the Elemental Plane of Air, and most wizards who trained there conceal the fact that they did so; it’s sort of a “if you know, you know” kind of school.
According to rumor, Iolatos found some secret to eternal life that has permitted him to run the school for centuries, and you’ve read many of his writings.
"'Shian-Zhou Methods of Illusory Magic'... Like the Academy of Thaumaturgy? They're all about illusions, in more ways than one."
@Laurel "Hmmm saounds Auren to me"
21:56
This book appears to be a semi-truthful account of the history of the school and some of its methods, as well as discussing the personal history of Huang himself. It has enough scraps and sigils to learn the spell illusory pattern if desired.
The spell is a variant of hypnotic pattern, but instead of a 30-foot cube it manifests as a 60-foot line of glowing sigils.
I hastily scrawl the spell into my book.
Foley glomps onto the top of your head. Yum, magic thoughts.
@Sciborg "Nice hi-at" Hopford drawls
“Flumphs feed off the residual magic of wizardly folks, you know,” the old dwarf woman calls creakily from her chair. “No wonder it follows you around.”
22:06
"Is there a benevolent aberrant creature from deep beneath the earth that feeds on dust and grime?"
Hopford points at the vacuum, and says in his most scholarly voice "The Vacuumus Detritophage, is a common, but benevolent abberation, often found in homes..."
"Excellent."
I don’t think vacuums come from the Underdark, Foley says, sounding puzzled.
"Some Tabaxis would beg to differ."
2
What is your passive Perception, Seline?
22:15
17
no
10
sorry
17 is investigation
You don't quite catch it, but Hopford and Adrian, you suddenly notice that in the pile of three or four scrolls that were pointed out by the spellbook earlier, there is some slight movement - a tiny shifting of paper. It's as if one of the scrolls themselves actually moved.
A second later, it moves again, the paper crinkling.
I'm deeply engrossed in the book
"Is that normal?"
@Hikari "no it sure as heck ain't"
"Oh my God. The dust bunnies have returned."
22:20
crinkle
"Leave bunnies out of this, I'm done joking around cursed paper"
@Sciborg is there any dust near the scrolls that might show it's been disturbed?
Roll Investigation on that.
@Sciborg 19+9+3=31
Jeeperss
(if guidance is applicable, Hopford says a small prayer)
@Sciborg (this Hare doesn't mess around when things need investigating)
22:27
@AncientSwordRage The scroll that appeared to move seems to have almost no dust on it, as if it moves around frequently or has been read several times lately. Furthermore, it has very slight creases and bend marks on the paper, as if it was folded up and then unfolded at one point. You also discern very faint fingerprints on the corners that would otherwise have required a microscope to notice.
He's got his (large) ear to the ground
The scroll stops moving abruptly, as if spooked.
@Sciborg Hopford is going to find some nearby dust and blow is in the air nearby (in the hopes it catches on any nearby invisible creatures)
I resist the urge to vacuum the dust
"Sorry Adrian, looks like you'll be dusting off your cleaning skill again"
22:31
The dust drifts gently in the air around the scroll, not catching anything in particular.
Foley detaches from your head and floats over to it. Is it alive?
"Hm?" I snap out of my book-induced trance
"I always like to keep my senses crystal clear."
"Something's moving the paper, or it's moving by itself... And I know which I'd rather it was"
"I got this." I grab it gingerly with my invisible magic hand
"Try not to smudge the fingerprints on the corners..."
22:36
Immediately the paper twitches, then starts rapidly fighting against the hand and straining to pull itself free.
It's definitely the scroll itself.
"Good job placing the suspect under arrest."
"Anyone got a lighter?" Hopford says hotly
Some writing is visible on the struggling scroll as it tries to get free: -nimation of simple objects, especially those made from paper, cotton or wool, is-
"Hold still Scrolly, or ah'll do more than just get a lighter on you"
The scroll flaps angrily in your direction, and you get the sense that if you spoke Origamese, it would be cursing you out.
22:41
doodle bob sound effects
(does Hopford speak Origamese? No he doesn't sadly)
(I could cast comprehend languages but I think that was a joke)
(Alas, the scroll has an INT of 0.)
"Tú hablas inglés?"
flapflapflap
22:48
Hopford turns to the nice dwarf woman, "Ah say, is this pest of a scroll yours?"
"Oh, that old thing." The woman's eyes crinkle up as she chortles. "One of those wizard folks says it's got a spell on it to make things alive. Must have tried to practice."
"Adrian, can't you confiscate or somethin'" Hopford says, still perturbed from his last encounter with a magic bit of paper.
"A spell?"
"Some old animating spell." She waves a wizened old hand dismissively. "You can read it if you like, I don't mind. Just don't go spilling anything."
I take out my handcuffs, look at the scroll then put them away
22:53
The scroll doesn't have eyes, but you imagine it would be glaring at you.
I bring it over to a table and let it down carefully, keeping the thumb of my hand on the corner to prevent it from escaping. "Now, you'll cooperate, right?"
The scroll gives one last angry flap, then subsides.
"Now, let's get to work." I move my spell book to the table and begin to read
The writing contained within is a fragment of the spell animate objects - it gets you halfway to learning it, but there are pieces missing that require intellectual lifting on your part to piece together. Notes are scribbled in the margins in several different hands, as if multiple wizards have studied this scroll before you; in particular, one of the notes, written in a careful and elegant but unfamiliar hand, questions whether it's possible to modify the enchantment for a stuffed animal.
There's also some discussion in a different set of handwriting about whether the spell could be used to animate paper and origami, and you surmise that some experimentation may have gone awry, judging from the fact that this scroll is repeatedly attempting to escape from you.
"You don't think it's dangerous, do you? Looks kinda cute to me."
23:04
"Ah ain't in no mood to take chances, cocoa or no cocoa"
"Are you sure? Cocoa changes everything."
I didn't know cocoa was magical. Foley plops back onto Seline's head.
"They'll give me a magic cocoa maker before a magic gun."
"Try casting Magic Weapon on the spoon."
@Hikari "Hwell sure, but you don't need to have an encounter with an eldritch being to get cocoa."
23:10
I give Seline the most serious look I have ever allowed onto my face.
"Don't you think I've tried?"
"I'm sorry. You'll get the magic cocoa soon, I'm sure."
I go back to the books
"There's no harm in letting the little one go free is there? It looks like it's just the product of a half-baked spell." I lift up my thumb. "Now, don't cause trouble."
The scroll wiggles out of your grip, folds itself rapidly up into a paper crane, and starts trying to flap itself across the desk in search of escape.
Being freed, it soars merrily away and starts flying in circles around the store.
Hopford tenses visibly
"Be freeeeeee!"
Now I look around to see if there's anything else of interest in the books.
Which books do you look at? There are also two scrolls unexamined.
23:16
I'll look at the scrolls
The first scroll, upon unrolling it, appears to be covered in random scribbles. However, Hopford, you look at it and immediately pinpoint it as a form of Abyssal.
Hopford points out what he's just pinpointed
I give the scroll to Hopford so he can look at it and I look at the remaining scroll myself
It seems to be a long diatribe of odd, ritual-style but seemingly gibberish words - the equivalent of writing a bunch of lorem ipsum Latin text that doesn’t actually mean anything.
The second scroll, upon unfurling it, reveals itself to be written in a combination of Sylvan, the language of the fey, and Common.
(By the way, I think it would be most appropriate if Seline's native tongue, Celestial, is represented by Latin.)
23:21
I can read Sylvan, what does it say?
From what you can tell, it’s a slightly strange discussion of a place that has no name - or rather, everything in the text is deliberately left nameless, described instead with long verses like “the place of pale flowers” or “the place where King Olynssios fell onto his sword.” It seems to be describing a place in the Feywild, but it’s hard to pinpoint where or why the author is so evasive.
The style of it comes across like what you would write if you were trying not to get into legal trouble.
"I know a guy for this too."
Hopford points to the Abyssal and says "This is an Obyrithan dialect"
"As in, the first Demons, Obyrith?"
"Ah would say yes"
"The sylvan is some sort of Unseelie dialect, but" and he pauses, "ah might need longer to pin down anything more specific"
23:26
I snap pictures of both with my spell-book-phone
Luckily your spellbook comes with a built-in Spellosnap feature.
Now with 10x resolution.
Hopford is distracted from the Animated Origami and mutters "Hyrsamese? Prismeerian?"
(I must go soon ❤️)
Is there anything else we can learn from the books here?
"Are we any closer to getting to the elemental plane of water?"
23:32
@Sciborg (👍)
@Sciborg (o key)
AMAZING GAME PEEPS
The lore!
the dialects 😍

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