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I'm good. Everything's fine. That was perfectly normal.

Jan 26 at 21:10, 1 hour 10 minutes total – 189 messages, 4 users, 10 stars

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12 hours later…
22:30
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s/\\o\\/\/o\//g
//error: cannot parse//
AHHH
s/\\o\//[|]o[|]/g
22:33
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I was sipping some gatorade
sip
flavor?
I dunno but it's blue
that narrows it down to approximately 15 gatorades
sip
22:37
dice thing time?
clicky clacky time
Jan 25 at 0:21, by Sciborg
A tiny goldfish starts flittering around near Seline whispering, Pretty light lady. Pretty light lady.
"That fish think's you're pretty." I point
Hopford goes back to exercising his eyebrows
"They do? Maybe they can help us. Ask them about water magic."
22:41
"It's time to put my FBI training to the test."
I reach into my bag and pull out a tube of bubble soap, dipping the wand in, I begin to blow bubbles to the fish
2
Are you attempting this stealthily so the employees don't notice?
When did bubbles become illegal???
It was that Spongebob guy and his giraffe wasn't it...
Um but yes, I will stealthily blow the bubbles
10+6 = 16
Roll bubble-blowing Stealth, the most important kind
You successfully blow some bubbles at an angle where it goes unnoticed. The goldfish delightedly swishes around and chases them around at high speed. BUBBBBLEEEEESSSSS!
Some nearby fish blurble jealously.
I assume they just see normal bubbles and don't have bubble reading powers lol
They do appear to be normal bubbles, yes :p
22:45
"Plan B."
I quickly put the soap bottle and wand away
bubbbbleeeessss, the goldfish says sadly.
Could they hear me through the glass if I spoke aloud?
Without screaming that is
It's pretty thick glass so it would probably be muffled, but if you spoke up a bit they could probably hear.
Hopford idly but gently taps the glass
I look around for employees, then raise my voice a little bit, hands funneling the sounds towards the fish
"Do you know anyone with water magic?"
22:48
I keep a lookout for people getting too close to us
Magiiccc? the goldfish bubbles earnestly, and drifts closer.
"Person with water magic?"
Roll a Persuasion check.
16-1= 15
The fish blinks its eyes a few times and stares at you, then bubbles keenly, Food?
22:53
"...Plan C, find a Dolphin."
I say to my companions
"What did it say — oooo dolphins!"
"Hweellll, there's an ide-uh and a half."
"Wait, aquariums don't have dolphins, sea turtle maybe? Something smart."
If your memory serves, this aquarium does have some beluga whales.
"Too bad Plan B couldn't be Plan Beluga, but let's find one of those!"
22:56
"Whale, let's go then."
2
cartoon transition
"Plan C can be Plan Cetacean" Hopford says with a wink
"Good thing we didn't have to use Plan Crustacean!"
You head down the hallway towards the beluga showroom tank, passing some tiny octopi, blue tangs, starfish, and butterfly fishes, until arriving at the semicircular stadium tank filled with murky blue darkness. There's a sign on the wall with fun facts about beluga whales.
Hopford reads the facts aloud to the others
23:00
Beluga Fact: Did you know up to 40% of a beluga whale's body weight is blubber?
Yes I'd like to hear these beluga whale facts
"This is valuable Intel, keep going."
Beluga Fact: Did you know beluga whales are close relatives of narwhals, being the only two living members of the Monodontidae family?
"The beluga hwhale is easily recognizable thanks to its stark hwhite coloring and globular head. Belugas are very social animals, and it’s possible to see pods numbering in the hundreds during a trip to Churchill, Canada."
"Do you think there is a Belugumental Duke?"
You get a +5 to beluga whale related checks thanks to the Beluga Facts.
23:04
I scan the tank to find its ruler
"The word beluga comes from the Russian word "bielo" meaning hwhite. However, these hwhite hwhales are born dark gray. It can take up to eight years before they turn completely hwhite."
@Hikari Roll Perception.
(Hopford can help)
Thanks to the help, my 11 was turned into an 18!
18+9=27
Helpford!
23:06
Helpfulrd
Wait does that get the +5, you did say all beluga related checks
Why yes, add your beluga bonus
I've got a 32 does anyone want to use guidance to get a bigger number
Would if I could
(did Hopford retrain guidance 🤔)
(I thought he had)
23:09
Hopford casts guidance on Adrian then
(I'll be the one helping then)
Beeg number
Should I roll the d4 or you?
@Hikari you can
3, so 35
The highest number rolled in relation to a beluga whale in dnd
23:11
inhales
gets popcorn
First, you scan the dark tank waters in search of whales, and after a few minutes of intense squinting you make out a brief five-millisecond flash of whitish-gray smooth skin in the water down by the bottom with the sensitivity of a solar telescope. You hear a faint tiny shifting of water and perceive a single bubble from that direction, and you see a flash of bright neon green foot-fins. A diver is down there too - you must have caught them in feeding or care time rather than performance time.
"Look there." I point
Hopford looks there
"Is that a flipping flipper?"
23:15
Secondly, you briefly focus your senses so intensely that you get a tiny flash of a computer screen with a bunch of humans sitting behind them typing and rolling small clacky objects, and you perceive every movement of the universe around you to the point where you're pretty sure you're tripping a little, but then it passes.
"....I didn't know there were dice with 20 sides."
(How much time left on speak with animals?)
(How long has it been, it lasts 10 minutes from the point of casting)
(It's been a while and getting here probably took a few minutes so I'll say it's gone at this point)
(Curses, I'll have to actually use a spell slot!)
23:24
The dark water is hard to see through, but you can definitely see a shape moving down near the bottom of the tank.
Is it clear where we'd need to go to get to where they feed the beluga?
From where you're standing at the viewing station, you can go up a staircase into the performance arena and likely get a better view, but there's not a show going on right now so you imagine you'd probably have to sneak up there.
I ask the others how we should proceed
"I wouldn't say sneaking around has my en-dorsal. But what other options do we have?"
Hopford nods
23:31
"I could use that spell I cast before to make it easier, but I don't think it will be necessary."
"Let's do it quick, in and out, 20 second adventure."
You do get the sense that a bunch of underpaid employees probably aren't going to put a lot of effort into stopping you even if they did see you.
Noted, using primal magic against minimum wage workers and interns is overkill
We go!
Onwards!
You ascend the white metal steps up towards the performance stadium, and emerge into a large white dome-shaped room with a mural of happy fish and sea turtles across the ceiling. The circular center of the room is dominated by the giant whale tank, surrounded by a metal fence, and peering in from this angle you get a better view of two beluga whales down at the bottom - one big, one small - and the diver who seems to be playing with the small one. There's a strong fishy smell all around.
The gate into the actual tank area has a large chain on it, but the security otherwise doesn't seem overly high. There is a pile of clothes, books and a backpack sitting on a bench nearby that are presumably the diver's.
23:38
Hopford looks to the other two
"Do you have any way to detect magic?"
@Hikari "Ahh do"
"We might find something helpful around here if we look."
"Have a got time for me to cast it as a ritual"
I look at the books
23:43
I survey the diver's progress with Beluga playtime
The diver starts swimming in gentle circles holding out a brightly colored toy, and the small whale drifts alongside them happily trying to nom at the ball; as far as you can tell they're the picture of total contentment.
@Laurel The pile of books appears to be some assorted undergraduate marine biology textbooks.
"Maybe, but it could get dicey."
Hopford starts to cast Detect Magic as a ritual
I watch the stairs
Roll Perception if you're keeping an eye out.
23:45
9+9=18
After three minutes pass in the ritual, during which time the diver continues to entertain the small whale, you hear some faint clanging sounds of footsteps ascending the stairs - judging from the slow pace they'll come up to the top in about thirty seconds.
I look Seline in the eye.
"You know what to do."
I nod, making eye contact.
"Ryan!" a faint voice calls from the stairwell. "Are you up here? You didn't answer on the radio."
I dab into my elbow and cast Disguise Self to look like an employee
23:50
I hold up my hand and cast Disguise Self to become an Aquarium employee!
You replicate the white shirt, blue sailfish logo and pins near-perfectly.
I call down the steps calmly
"Ryan? Ryan's not up here."
Hopford continues to ritual
The footsteps clang closer, then pause. "Ah, shit. Is she down in the tank again? Can you see her? She's not supposed to do free dives."
"I don't see her." I don't look at the tank too hard. "What do you need?"
23:56
uh
can I retract my statement
I didn't know laurel was typing
this is the downside of this chat
no worries, we'll say Seline talked first
Roll Deception, Seline
Laurel, moderate me!
I will Help if I can
23:58
What do you say for Helping?
hrrrrm
"Yeah, I don't see anyone."
sure, that works :p
I got a 9 both times :p

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