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Sciborg
Sciborg
00:11
@Mithical these are so good!!! i love them
bobble
bobble
00:21
this is not relevant, but what actor would play Rio?
Sciborg
Sciborg
oh, it would 100% be Javier Bardem
the man is a Hispanic treasure
bobble
bobble
and would he have a theme song?
Sciborg
Sciborg
distant He's a Pirate music
bobble
bobble
but are you a pirate if you don't have a SHIP
Sciborg
Sciborg
he's now a Good Dad Pirate who is Responsible, so he doesn't need a ship
the real ship was the friends he made along the way
bobble
bobble
00:33
wait what don't make ships out of people
Sciborg
Sciborg
but it's important to be environmentally responsible, arrrr
bobble
bobble
bodies are denser than wood
Sciborg
Sciborg
arrr, but they float if they have enough limbs cut off
methinks i went too literal with that question
bobble
bobble
however, it is socially acceptable to ship people
but not to ship people (in a box etc.)
it's better if the people are fictional
Sciborg
Sciborg
can i ship people in a ship?
or ship people who i ship to a ship?
bobble
bobble
00:48
no
Sciborg
Sciborg
but there is no law prohibiting the shipping of people you ship to a ship
bobble
bobble
how about ethics
Sciborg
Sciborg
what are those
bobble
bobble
things that say it is morally wrong to force people into a box to ship them
Sciborg
Sciborg
can i find them on a ship
bobble
bobble
00:50
if they happen to be on a ship, don't harass them or anything
Sciborg
Sciborg
what if i shipped the people i ship on a ship to a ship and then ship the ship itself to the people i ship?
bobble
bobble
then you have achieved Peak Gay Pirate, that's what
Sciborg
Sciborg
excellent
Sciborg
Sciborg
01:03
i would also like to report that i made a very sudden and possibly stupid spur-of-the-moment decision this week, and i will report the results of that decision next month because that's when i'll find out :p
but until then it's a seeeecret
 
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Mithical
Mithical
06:07
@Sciborg ominous

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