@Sciborg is it okay to use the Monster's Manual to get a rough idea of a monster's stats and weaknesses and resistances during combat, or is that cheating?

we call that meta knowledge, external game knowledge can't be used in character.

like in theory yes, you could know every monster, but Lae doesn't know every monster.

and usually i mess with stat blocks anyway :p

I thought it was okay, until I read through one of the Ranger archetypes and it's like "You know everything about the monster" for Monster Slayer and I'm like oop am I not supposed to know?

if it's a monster Lae explicitly knows it's fine, i mean more that you can't externally go like "i know this rare exotic monster out of character and i use this attack accordingly"

when i have you roll Nature checks for new monsters and you roll high, then generally it's okay to be like "okay yeah this monster is weak to [x]"

because then it implies Lae figures it out and it wasn't meta knowledge

Ah I see

Am I still allowed to have the Monster Manual with me?

i only say this because i've had very annoying players where i start to describe a cool new monster and they immediately go like "OKAY GUYS IT'S WEAK TO COLD AND FIRE AND HAS 78 HP"

and it completely ruins it

Pfft

Can you also like attack depending on what you think it would be weak to?

Like for example

One might presume zombies are weak to Radiance damage, as well as shadows and attack accordingly

Of course, only shadows are actually weak to radiance

that's fine, yeah. that's all in character reasoning and therefore i don't mind.

And zombies are not

@Sciborg Ah, okay

but if you're like looking up monsters in the Monster Manual and mentally going like okay they have 89 HP and are resistant to etc. then it bothers me

it's fun to keep the immersion and be the character and metagaming kinda ruins it

does that make sense?

Ah okay

I just won't use a monster manual then

like, when i'm a player in a game, obviously i've DMed so many times that i basically know every monsters. but my character doesn't know every monster, so i try my hardest to reason the way my character would.

Right

like, holy sh*t, what is this thing - even when i as the player know it's a behir or whatever

I have advantage on discerning any weaknesses, stats, etc

for sure, and in that case you can 100% use the Monster Manual :p

because you literally have that knowledge in character

Ah

So for basically any fiend monsters I can use monster manual :D

but keep in mind.... sometimes i mess with stats :P

Right

I don't expect stats to be same across the board every time, that makes no sense

Like is every elf you meet have the exact same stat? That doesn't make sense

sometimes i will give them different weapons and armor too, since i make each individual monster different. because i have worldbuilder's disease, lol

Hehe

one of my players once asked incredulously "did you give every single goblin in this campaign a unique name" and i said "yes" and he said "you're insane"

and i had no rebuttal

Well

He's not wrong

he was not

grumble grumble

Your fault for

Naming EVERY SINGLE GOBLIN

but it led to the party discovering that a goblin ambush party all had names and personalities and Grognu, Gogark, Mushu, Arby and Mixi eventually turned their lives around and became a traveling goblin bard troupe, and i will not apologize for that :p

Haha

Request for shipping Lae with an NPC? I think it'd be hilarious

i mean, if you're ASKING me to give you some love interests.... :p

Ha!

hey, bobble :D

Game is in ~1 hour, right?

Well the thing is, Lae doesn't understand emotions :P

yup, game in an hour <3

So just seeing Lae completely confused

I will go and do chore stuff

See ya!

bye!

But I think it'd be funny

i mean, i can totally start having NPCs hit on you

what is Lae's gender preference?

Female, probably

@Sciborg I was thinking more of

Lae tries to uh flirt but like

Doesn't know how to

"Would you like to see my carcass collection?"

oh god lmaooo. "wanna come see my kills?"

and then you stumble across the one NPC who's weirdly into it

She has to have the opposite stats of Lae though

unfortunately so far, the two ladies you met in the tavern are taken :p

Wasn't planning on hitting on them pfft

High Intelligence, High Charisma, decent strength, but an absolute klutz and has no Wisdom

i'm gonna have you bump into an elven ranger who is just SUPER low Int and Cha but high Wis

Haha

Two idiots just walking around

like a bumbling slightly dumb adventurer but she always seems to figure stuff out and is generally really pleasant

I thought it'd be funnier to have elven wizard

Lae's like

"What is this paper thing"

"it's called a book"

"You killed trees for this? Monster!"

oh god, i'm using that idea

"Trees aren't living, dimwit"

"They are too!"

knees trying to flirt looks to provide many roasting opportunities

oh, FOR SURE

Exactly

8 charisma elf: "You look as nice as the deer I hunted the other day"

"Is that a threat?"

"I would love to hunt baby animals with you"

"What the f*ck??"

"I mean-"

there was a hilarious moment in one of my old campaigns where the male half-orc barbarian went to a ball with the other characters and got unexpectedly flirted with by a cute male nobleman who was there, and the player incredulously went like "wait, is my character into this???" and i was like "it's up to you!" and that day we discovered Gnorc was bi

Haha

they started dating two sessions later and there were many jokes about Giant Half-Orc dating tiny Human

Ha!

I'm gonna go. See ya guys in an hour!

Seeya :D

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I swept the bunnies, organized the family laundry, and did the dishes.

I want fun things now

Hehe

Ready to go when Gray arrives :)

Thought experiment: Lae at a fancy court ball

It would go horribly, i imagine :p

Why would Lae be at a fancy court ball?

Lae doesn't even know what a ball is

Oh gosh

Imagine poor Lae being forced into a tux

Gray!

Gray! :D

"Why would anybody wear this? This is the most uncomfortable clothing- no protection - and why would you put this noose-thing around your neck? gah! Where do I even hang my rapier and bow and quiver? WHY ARE THE POCKETS SEWN TOGETHER?!"

Gray!

(is here and wakin up, flomps)

Gray Alert, I repeat Gray Alert

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Okay but seriously why do they sew the pockets in men's suit pants

@msh210 You’re a lert >.>’

Or whatever those pants are called

I've found that both men's and women's suit pants have sewn pockets sometimes, it is very annoying

this is why you need jackets with four pockets

@Sciborg I'm surprised women's pant-clothings have pockets :p

Yeah, legit, the best part of switching to wearing men's clothes was having POCKETS for the first time :P

it was a dream

My gal-friends constantly complain about that

Why are the pockets basically non-existsent? I just don't get it

At least guys don't have to wear dresses :P

No clue, but goddamn your clothes are awesome

My best friend had to wear a dress for HoCo and she's like "I am never wearing this bs every again"