I now seek the void.

Man, you guys are adults

How do you even reach adulthood

I will be 18 in six months!?!?!!?!?!?

My dinner tonight was two bananas, three tetra-paks of mango juice, two packets of chips and three pills of caffeine -- over a course of seven hours

I am NOT ready for this

That's not really dinner, that's just snacking.

@MichaelFrank my point exactly

When I was 18, any meal I made myself was probably pasta and cheese.

@MichaelFrank I am now too lazy for that. used to be me.

It sounds like you might just be working too hard.

nooooooo

i'm procrastinating too hard

Anyone know how to click the vertebrae between your shoulder blades?

and then regretting too hard

@MichaelFrank sit on chair. turn around. grab back of chair. pull yourself in rotation

idk how to explain this better

It's not working, I can't twist far enough. Am not owl.

@MichaelFrank sit on bed. legs in front with knees bent. put right side of right elbow on left side of left knee, apply pressure on knee with elbow, and rotate towards left

and vice versa

ಠ~ಠ this isn't some kind of Kamasutra thing is it?

lie down on bed. arms out like scarecrow. lift right leg, stretch to left and put over left leg and try to make your right foot touch the bed over your left leg

not working either?

sit up on bed. legs flat out. twist. grab bed for support. twist back more.

@MichaelFrank no

I just have terrible back, joint and bone pain. a dozen doctors havent been able to figure out what is wrong

this provides momentary relief. methods figured out over several months

i just suck at explaining these

anyone notice how i stop caring about punctuation when i get depressed and sad

ok bye more chem to do kill me now

Well, thanks for trying. I'll probably just get my wife to jump on my back when I get home or something.

@MichaelFrank this works well

as in

literally lying down