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12:06 PM
Xd
I lol'd
D:
 
i can't believe my minion is leaving :'(
 
:(
go with him
be freeeeeeeeeeee
(half not joking)
 
can't, i'm not romanian
also i have bills and shit to pay
 
:O
he's goin back to romainia?
 
yes
i think he is a little homesick
 
12:18 PM
in french mignon means cut(i)e.
 
we are providing him with a challenge
 
Ah ok
well would you welcome him back after?
he might re-concider (we had a guy from Romania do exactly that, here)
 
*are not
 
Ah, ok
 
@satibel serviteur
 
12:22 PM
u didn't work him hard enough?
 
yes but not with anything cool
 
damn kids
get orf my lawn
 
some of it is my fault
i've been too busy to do proper training
 
actually, minion comes from the french mignon.
because "come here my cuties."
 
not in this context....
 
12:26 PM
wtf...
2
Q: Should a company simplify technical interviews just to increase diversity in workplace?

Ema.jarOne of my best friend is a senior software developer and she was asked by her boss to ask easier technical interview questions (e.g. avoid recursion based problems) when interviewing women, black or LGBT people and other minorities in order to increase the chances of getting the job and promote d...

surely troll,. D:
@Burgi he should have said tho :/
I mean, moving back to romainia isn't something he's come up with overnight
 
@djsmiley2k he did
 
the company hasn't given him the opportunities or challenges that were promised
 
@Burgi en.wiktionary.org/wiki/minion actually darling might be better than cutie, but still, that's where it comes from.
 
@Burgi ah
so the whole job wasn't right
give him a good send off at least!
 
12:33 PM
> A loyal servant of another, usually a more powerful being.
i like the sound of that
@djsmiley2k the job is right, its the company taht isn't
we are too print focused, web is a poor after-thought
 
@Burgi o_O
ur a print company? :O
 
"full marketing agency"
 
/me gigglez
 
with a focus on PR and print
 
o_O
 
12:45 PM
@djsmiley2k Someone missed the whole point behind the movie/book "Hidden Figures"
 
I've not seen/read it
 
@Burgi lol
why don't I get to play with things like this
if i brought a random device like that
it'd have a epoxy'd storage and I'd never know wtf it was running, etc
 
@djsmiley2k It's about the black women working for NASA who did all the real math and made the computers work for space flight to happen in the USA
 
You might want to consider providing dummy data for your example. Exposing all of that personal data on a public site may well be breaking a few privacy laws ... — DavidPostill ♦ 1 min ago
 
12:57 PM
@DavidPostill ....holy crap xD
let the spearphishing begin
Swimming goggles have been handed in to HR. If you think they’re yours, please come and collect them.
just got that on email, wut
people here seem to loose all sorts of random crap
wallets, keys, .... swimming googles?!
 
Bob
@DavidPostill apparently mods can purge history..?
 
@Bob Yep. I'm about to do that. It is difficult to get right :/
 
@djsmiley2k ask if anyone has found the will to live
 
wtf... crazy text from my mum...
 
1:05 PM
hope she's ok
 
SBM
I hope it's nothing serious
 
> Do you have a gadget that lights up when electricity is going through it? If so bring it tonight. Mumx
 
o-o
 
@Burgi A light bulb?
 
a.... bulb?
:D
Humans, at high enough voltage
Also, gerkins
 
1:07 PM
lol
 
@DavidPostill thats what i said
 
Fireflys?
 
user226528
Does any one know what's the popular acronym that means "I abandoned reading the whole thing midway"?
 
user226528
Let's see. DNF? Of course not.
 
@FleetCommand TL;DR
too long; didn't read
 
user226528
1:11 PM
@djsmiley2k LOL. Nice try.
 
SBM
Chat jargon is so complicated
 
user226528
Guess I must go off hunting in the Goodread's comment section.
 
@FleetCommand wut?
that's a thing.
 
@DavidPostill oops, deleted the whole db, sorry.
 
user226528
@djsmiley2k Being a thing isn't enough. It doesn't mean I'm looking for. TL;DR means the sheer size scared me off and I didn't even start reading.
 
1:17 PM
@Burgi ah, secure devices.
 
You accidentally the db?
 
Bob
1:37 PM
@Burgi One of those socket testers? Though they're pretty dangerous.
 
@Bob your guess is as good as mine
 
2:01 PM
 
SBM
I don't understand that comic
 
2:21 PM
Help! I keep getting java.nio.BufferUnderflowException 's and I don't know how to stop them!
 
stop using java
 
You might 'get' a joke but you dont get the android update ha funny I dont know what you're talking about cause I aint android
 
NEXT!
 
or stop causing underflows everywhere?
 
chuck a test before your faulting code to test nio is the expected length
 
2:26 PM
@Burgi Spot on
 
btw why did you morph into a snail?
 
Just keeping things slow for a while?
 
@Burgi The logo is awesome
It combines my love and hate for Chrome equally
 
2:46 PM
@OliverSalzburg i hadn't noticed it was a chrome logo
 
@Avery stackoverflow.tech’s server DNS address could not be found.
 
I know
 
@Burgi me neither
tho tbh i hadn't even clicked on it until you mentioned it was a snail.
the image is.... :/
and wtf is going on here
 
3:03 PM
@djsmiley2k I'd be inclined to reject the latter
 
@djsmiley2k i rejected the edit
 
Looked like someone trying to gain rep by doing edits. They could have at least removed the fluff at the end :(
 
I REJECT UR EDIT AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!
 
3:19 PM
@djsmiley2k humph
 
@Burgi It's the Chrome App Shell IIRC
 
BOOM BOOM!.
 
oh btw it turns out my mum was talking about a voltmeter
can anyone recommend one?
 
3:35 PM
No specific recommendations, but I've always gotten Fluke meters. If it's just a quick task, and not going to be used again anyway, just get something cheap at a local shop.
 
@OliverSalzburg hope she's not pulling too hard or it could curt the cat's teeth
 
is this one any good?
blargh! Y NO ONEBOX?
welp i ordered it
 
@Burgi I had a cheap multimeter for something like a decade
 
3:56 PM
This person's name is storm o_O
 
@Burgi Looks like a good one. It ought to last you longer than you care to use it :)
 
4:24 PM
looks simular to mine
cept mine is red :O
@Burgi Amazon is good, but didn't your mum say 'tonight' ?
wow my answer is still hitting HNQ it seems
+60 today
 
4:37 PM
Hey Journeyman, thanks for the suggestions on how to improve this answer
https://superuser.com/questions/1212271/windows-10-location-of-docker-image/1213274#1213274
I edited the answer, but can't un-delete it. Womp #1 :/
I can't comment on the answer to notify you since comments are disabled on deleted stuff. Womp #2 :(
I also tried to post a new answer, but my account seems to be unable to post new answers. Womp #3 :(((
Anyways, hope you see this and un-delete it. Right now there is no answer at all for the question, and I think an attempt is better than nothing at all. It may not fully solve the guy/gal's issue but at least starts a conversation.

I work at Microsoft, and I'm trying to help Kong use our stuff :)
 
AH!
@MylesKeating while we have you, can you fix the thing where my PC turns on at 3am and never turns off?
 
Lol what build are you on
 
also the annoying unkillable language bar in Win10
 
^also can't tell if you're seriously talking about a current specific thing or just complaining about updates generally -_-
 
that needs fixing please
oh and my excel issue with the weird ghost window
 
4:43 PM
Burgi, this is all great, but I'm one person and Microsoft is 40k in Redmond alone. If you post in the relevant forum or tech community, folks are generally pretty good about responding (mileage may vary by team ¯_(ツ)_/¯)
 
of course i am joking
LOL
 
yeah it got more and more ridiculous :)
 
the communities are terrible
 
you'd be surprised tho...
what about em?
 
MS should work with SE to setup a Windows net.
get the experts here, find out they aren't experts, offer something nice to real experts who tirelessly help out everyday
 
4:44 PM
They are to be fair brand new. Frankly, I'm still maintaining our current forums and setup while cautiously optimistic about communities
 
the moderators will randomly accept an answer for you and close the topic
 
OK which communities have weird modding? Is it all of them?
 
also i just thought of another bug i need fixing
 
^^^nooooo haha
 
@Burgi my mousepad randomly stops working on my laptop
 
4:45 PM
^if it's about containers I'll do it haha
 
Then tehre's the 'local account has no password, but now you've attached a ms account to it, you can't use the local account to login anymore' thing too
 
@djsmi
ah eff
 
lol that still highlighted me, nice
 
@MylesKeating yeah, at least in my experience, hence SU
 
@djsmiley2k what about SE? What is that?
Stack Exchange?
 
4:47 PM
Yus
It works...
Why the NIH syndrome :/
@MylesKeating eithers way, stick around
We can have some interesting convos around AI
 
Look I can't speak for every team, but the way we approach it is to try to meet people where they are. You commented on our docs? Well that's not exactly where I'd like to do support but sure why not. You posted in our forum or Docker's? Nicely done! I'll definitely get that. You tag one of the tags I monitor on stackExchange/SuperUser/StackOverflow, I'm there
 
@MylesKeating i hope you've been taking notes, i want an update on those fixes by lunchtime friday!
 
It's a mess, but it's a fun mess, and it's better than just leaving people out to dry because they "didn't post in the right place so I'll just not bother to look at where people naturally try to get support"
@Burgi that'll be a negatory
 
otherwise i'll be on to @BillGates and @SatyaNadella
 
OK I gtg do work, but if you have a real question ping me and I'm happy to answer as best I can
 
4:52 PM
@MylesKeating yup that's cool
:D
you gotta hang around man
it's no fun if you leave, @Burgi needs a new pet.
 
@djsmiley2k This got a bit overwhelming, but ping me if you have containers thoughts myles.keating at microsoft.com or on the forum
https://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/home?forum=windowscontainers
 
=D
just bein friendly
 
@djsmiley2k i think he likes you
 
So much friendliness haha
 
you have a date there
 
4:54 PM
Like a dog when it first meets you "OMG OMG A PERSON MUST LICK FACE"
It's just a lot for a newbie like yours truly haha
Also, if y'all actually have the power to facilitate a Microsoft / Stack Exchange collab I can work on that on my end
 
@MylesKeating dude... you are in for treat...
 
(no promises of course, again 1 of 40k+...)
 
1 coder and 39,999 people in marketing
 
hey kids
 
brb, deploying
 
4:57 PM
who's good with hardware interrupts on POS machines,
I believe they are win7 but I maybe wrong and it's embedded...
 
@djsmiley2k The manufacturer
 
anybody has knowledge on disk partition on win10? need some info
 
OMG! A HEDGEHOG!!
 
hahahaha
 
today is getting better and better
 
5:00 PM
any help here?
 
if its quite a complex issue you might get some mileage by asking it on the main site
 
nahhhh its simple, i just cant get the correct way to do it
 
but don't ask if you can ask, just ask!
 
@GypsySpellweaver :D
hahaha
Toshiba? D:
hahaha :(
 
i got on hard drive, somehow it became partioned into two sections, i deleted the second partiotion which was empty and now it is tagged as unallocated partition, win doesnt allow me to extend the main volume so i can relocate it all there. how can i add the unallocated partition in the main one?
 
5:03 PM
make a backup first
(You asked the correct way to do it)
 
keep on
 
what is the drive formated as?
iirc you can only grow NTFS partitions
 
it is NTFS
 
and you are doing this via the disk manager in windows?
 
yeap
this is how it is now
 
5:07 PM
rightclick on the partition you want to grow and its one of the options in there
 
yeap its the Extend partition, but its greyd out
Extend Volume* sorry
 
running as admin?
 
hmmm
leme check
 
i'm mid deployment and i've run out of ideas
you'd get a better response on the main site
 
which main site?
 
5:10 PM
 
damn i though i was on super use chat
 
you are
 
lol then u mean make a question ?
 
yes
 
ok tnx mate
 
5:19 PM
...or how the x86 tax is coming back to haunt Intel.
6
Q: Is it possible for an x86 processor to match an ARM processor in terms of performance per watt?

bwDracoFrom my personal experience with my tablet, and from the benchmarks and articles I've read, it always seems ARM processors, as seen in virtually all mobile devices, deliver incredible performance for the amount of power they consume. It really seems like ARM is inherently more power-efficient th...

At least for native applications, there will probably be a major performance per watt advantage in favor of the SD835 over Atom or even Kaby Lake.
 
...
 
@Bob Office Home & Student (US$149) is noncommercial use only. An extra $80 ($229) gets you Home and Business, which does allow commercial use.
 
6:03 PM
i DIDN'T think u ud extend the partition ur booted off
 
@MichaelFrank I suspect scoping problems
Add a $user = $null before the if to create the variable in the scope you read it from
(cc @Bob in case you're curious)
 
7:09 PM
You can resize NTFS partitions online. I've done this more times than you think.
 
@bwDraco Amazingly I've pulled the battery out of a laptop about 10 minutes after starting to do that and nothing bad happened.
 
This article should be updated, though.
 
7:29 PM
@bwDraco isn't like, arm, like, very very slow compared to x86?
 
Kinda, but they're optimized for very low power. It's best compared to Intel Atom (or certain Celeron/Pentium) processors.
 
 
1 hour later…
8:38 PM
just had a weird thing happen in my car
 
i was charging my phone but i plugged it into the usb rather than the 12v because the charger had rolled away under the seat and it was making constant ping noises
it was like it was ctrying to charge then forgetting and then trying to charge again
anyone ever come across that behaviour?
 
posted on May 31, 2017

-1, too superfluous, not enough terpidity.

 
root access to what?
 
your mind!
 
8:51 PM
@Burgi The USB in your car is probably designed for drives rather than charging...
 
@MichaelFrank so the phone is drawing too much or too little power?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
hmm...
it was fracking annoying
anyway... now that i've visited corsairs lagoon my mum's i'm off home ttyl
 
I know my S5 won't charge properly on the charger that came with my Nexus 5.
 
9:29 PM
Some thoughts about Ryzen Threadripper: The quad-channel memory controller consists of two channels in each of two Zeppelin dies on the MCM. As such, some of the memory will be closer to one of the dies than the other, and moving data from one die to the other would involve added latency. This means that Threadripper will need to be treated as a NUMA system. How will this be done?
@AnandTech, @tomshardware [1/2]: Ryzen Threadripper has a quad-channel IMC that is probably two channels per Zeppelin die - is this NUMA?
@AnandTech, @tomshardware [2/2]: If NUMA, will there be updates, and would Windows treat this as two sockets for licensing purposes?
 
9:45 PM
dude seriously...
go for that AMD marketing job
2
 
10:02 PM
Maybe consider changing name to bwDrAMD
3
 
rofl
 
:)
I like AMD for bang for buck, but having tied up the console market for so long has made them lazy.
 
Bob
10:28 PM
morning
@BenN oh that's right, block scope... I've been doing too much js with its function scopes :P
 
@Bob Yea. So that variable doesn't make it out of the foreach loop.
 
10:41 PM
and if you don't want to go to canada, intel have over 800 jobs in the USA
 
@MylesKeating IIRC SE's founders are ex MS (which explains the tech stack) ;p
also fixed up and reopened your question for you
in future, if you get one of those kinds of deletions, a custom flag is probably the best way to do it
 
11:28 PM
also c# is hard
"lets invent a whole new datatype and not have any documentation on it"
@JourneymanGeek that myles guy wanted a dog to lick his face in welcome... he has totally come to the right place... ;)
 
Bob
@Burgi ...no it's not? :P
it's nowhere near as quirky as certain other languages *looks suspiciously at C++ and JS*
 
it might be the whole .NET thing more than c# tbh
@Bob OMG! JS is so quirky it has a quirks mode
 
Bob
@Burgi hmm? example?
 
remind me tomorrrow
i have purged my C# repo
JS is like that cute nerdy girl from college that you really wanted to get with but ended up in the friendzone and you discovered shes actually completely and utterly nuts and bathes in the tears of developers and eats bats or something and you become terrified that she might take you out of the friendzone and do weird shit to you that will take a lot of explaining in the ER.
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11:44 PM
@JourneymanGeek @JourneymanGeek beautiful, thanks! Lol yes, that would explain a lot
 
@MylesKeating i've discovered that the language bar thing appears to have been fixed in the creators update so you can cross that one off your list ;)
@Bob do you REALLY want to see the hellish monstrosities that i have to maintain? :)
i should go to bed
my eyes feel like they are pointing in opposite directions
and i might get a slap for the weird stream of consciousness that i've been rambling about for the last 20 minutes
 
Bob
@MylesKeating dunno about communities but I've complained many a time (see chat transcript) about Microsoft forums... copy-paste troubleshooting steps that aren't proper answers, marked as the answer by mods (probably to look good on metrics)
 
@Burgi Lol. Too busy at the moment. Will smack with rolled up newspaper later
 
Bob
see also, reasons outsourcing to the lowest bidder gets horrible support staff
the team-specific forums do tend to be better
 
i did think my description of JS would get a star though :(
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11:52 PM
Huh... so the formatting on MSDN sites is atrocious because it pulls from Github pages.
 
Bob
the best place to reach breathing humans at MS seems to be through twitter/reddit/hackernews/stackexchange these days :P
(no, don't even bother with a phone call, paid support or not.)
 
So basically any platform MS doesn't own?
 
Bob
@MichaelFrank where they don't specifically hire support staff, anyway :P
commenting on MS blogs sometimes gets there (if relevant to the blog post, of course)
 
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