I also tried to post a new answer, but my account seems to be unable to post new answers. Womp #3 :(((
Anyways, hope you see this and un-delete it. Right now there is no answer at all for the question, and I think an attempt is better than nothing at all. It may not fully solve the guy/gal's issue but at least starts a conversation.
I work at Microsoft, and I'm trying to help Kong use our stuff :)