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Bob
12:00 AM
oh no
it's spreading
 
12:34 AM
@Bob Is it a rash?
 
1:08 AM
hmm
I wonder if this will make hackintoshing harder
 
FML
@JourneymanGeek Presumably secure booting can/has to be turned off for Bootcamping Windows anyway, so perhaps it's optional?
 
Bob
1:28 AM
lol.
@allquixotic Firefox has a privacy.resistFingerpriting config
Looking at the bug list it basically spoofs a bunch of things when enabled.
And disables some things
(and breaks some sites)
There's also an interesting firstPartyIsolate that should prevent third-party cookie tracking, though that might also break single sign on. But it should be better than turning off third-party cookies entirely.
 
@FML well, right now OS X checks for a 'simple' fan chip
and its possible to stick the boot code somewhere strange - the raspi does boot using its video card to initialise things
 
@FML the bigger issue might be 'breaking' Mac on ESX on apple, and needing some flavour of passthrough for other approved Mac VMs on Mac
I suppose falling back to a non secure mode might work
 
FML
1:55 AM
@Bob Lol, hasn't Intel's embedded management engine known to be quite broken for quite some time?
Oh wait, this is worse.
 
2:49 AM
Ha...
One of the marketing team has a contractor working on site, but they're having trouble integrating with any of our systems... cause ya know, external PC and what not.
They want me to 'convert' their laptop to a company build.
I don't think they know what they want...
 
3:21 AM
Does anyone?
 
3:33 AM
@allquixotic, found this random tidbit:
Feb 6 '16 at 23:08, by allquixotic
I might buy myself an XPoint something or other for Christmas 2018 -- that's about the earliest I can realistically fathom
Time to upgrade?
 
Christmas in Killarney - The Irish Rovers 🎶
 
tripod.com...
that's oldschool
 
:p
 
kinda like lycos (is that still a thing?) or geocities (RIP)
 
Still remember rehearsing it day in, day out.
I'm honestly surprised that the website is still live after all these years.
Not only that, the content of that lyrics page has stood unchanged for over a decade.
I expected it to return 404 FWIW...
(sung in concert at a school event when I was a little child)
Good old days...
 
4:07 AM
@bwDraco I still have a year!
 
Well... which model do you plan to get?
I suppose you can afford the 480 GB one...
Well, anything in mind that would benefit from the super-low latency or (to put it bluntly) absurdly high endurance?
(good luck writing 4.8 TB a day, every day, for five years :P)
Nov 12 at 23:53, by bwDraco
How in Oblivion would a non-datacenter user be able to write almost 5 TB a day, every day for five years?
 
Bob
that's pretty easy
 
Well, since you have more... enterprise-type workloads, maybe you'd have a use for this?
 
Bob
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sdX
 
Well, not abusing the drive, but some useful consumer/enthusiast application.
I was thinking 4K video editing, but that's pushing it and is on the fringes of what would constitute a "consumer" application for storage.
 
4:28 AM
10 DWPD... rofl
This is a consumer storage device, for crying out loud!
 
Bob
5:14 AM
> "The transpolarizer, an electrostatic analog of the more widely known transfiuxor..."
10
A: How to achieve analog zero-drift sample and hold for hours?

peufeuWell, there seem to be solutions, although it's a bit of a blast from the past... A Survey of Analog Memory Devices (from 1962) "The transpolarizer, an electrostatic analog of the more widely known transfiuxor..." For a more modern solution, a micro with ADC and DAC seems the way to go. Also...

 
lol
> The quality of the connection to the remote computer is excellent and UDP is enabled.
lol
 
Bob
5:26 AM
O_O
But USB ethernet sounds like a bad idea
for latency if nothing else
 
ya
might play with that if I get around to picking up my router boxen.
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek the O_O was more cause... nokia?!
 
actually!
Nokia's more into back end hardware these days
a lot of the same stuff might be shovable into say a cellphone tower
 
my lifeline to the Internet
 
Bob
5:41 AM
@JourneymanGeek I almost forgot about MikroTik
 
@allquixotic your ONT is fancy
 
Bob
2x UniFi AP + 1x hEX?
 
Actually no, what is that?
@Bob if nothing else, the hEX looks interesting for the price ;p
 
Bob
I wonder if @FML has used them
Apparently EdgeRouter-X has the better hardware
Also need to find a controller for the APs ... hey, there's that RPi lying around :D
 
@allquixotic and pricy
@Bob does the controller software run on RPis?
 
Bob
5:47 AM
@JourneymanGeek AFAICT there's a server variant that should run on any linux
(there's also a Windows client version?)
 
@Bob they'd need to be a fork tho
(different arches?)
 
Bob
5:59 AM
@JourneymanGeek Apparently there's an ARM build but as of 5.6 the "cloud access" part doesn't work on ARMv6 anymore
unfortunately I think my rpi is a v6
 
@Bob rpi! NUC
 
Bob
also it seems to need java
@JourneymanGeek I don't have one and it's way overkill/priced just for the controller
the controller that doesn't actually control, btw... it just configures them afaict
 
lol
ya
or throw it on one of your many tablets?
@Bob I think we used a webui thing with java which also helped monitor stuff
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek those aren't always-on, and don't have an ethernet port
 
but if you only needed them for intitial config...
(also, I do actually have a use for a always on linux box sooo)
 
Bob
6:45 AM
@JourneymanGeek Looking a bit more, I'll probably stick with the ER-X. Apparently the hEX is better at hardware offloading but has a weaker CPU - but I'm planning on enabling QoS so hardware offload will have to be disabled :\
The only problem is the ER-X is apparently a proper 5-port router. As in, bridging ports to act as a switch is ... inefficient. Soooooo. Probably add another switch.
A cheap TP-Link switch will probably do. They're like $20 for an 8-port unmanaged, or $60 for an 8-port managed. Depends what I'll need to do VLANs properly.
Let's see. One port for WAN, one port for main LAN, one-two ports for guest VLANs (tagged/shaped)
O_O
 
user226528
7:06 AM
Hey, guys. Something strange has happened: WSUS seems to be fetching updates for Windows 10 version 1709 on ARM64 platform.
 
7:28 AM
@Bob ah
That Nokia thing is pretty interesting
 
7:47 AM
yawning all,
hmmm
so windows doesn't update teh cached credentials of all stored users, upon having access to the DC?
:/
it only seems to do it, once you try and authorise as that user?
lol
i feel like i've seen this before, except it was a different one, and the exact same thing happened...
 
user226528
(Yawn.) The Japanese keep mistaking an interceptor with a gunship. Well, that's none of my business. But they also mistake "scrap" (verb) with "scrape" (verb).
 
8:17 AM
my face is so tired.
 
@Bob I hardly if ever link clickbait but...
 
Bob
o.O
> when soft
s/soft/floofy/
 
@Bob !!s/s/\!\!s/
:/
 
9:03 AM
Also yey for working through a list of access rules, most of which are for things that don't exist anymore ;D
 
9:16 AM
morning
 
9:27 AM
sup @Burgi
 
think today is going to be a slog
also why is it 15C?
 
Weather crashed.
@Burgi indeed
4:17am
 
Bob
9:55 AM
@Burgi is that high or low for you? :P
 
@Bob high, especially for november
 
Yay for professionally grumpy emails!
 
10:19 AM
in november you'd expect like 1-3C
According to 'averages', it should be 6C
I mean me going home last night, pure darkness, 12C
it's like wut.
Coldest I've experienced in the UK was -14C
at which point the temp gauge on the building went wrong and stopped displaying anything.
iirc that was around mid Jan, 3am.
Also, why does android clock have an update o_O
 
11:10 AM
oooo wind warning for tomorrow :O
 
beans on toast for tea tonight then?
 
lol
 
11:39 AM
So we got one of em head massager things...
 
That moment when you're taking over moving the firewall backups from someone who's leaving
so as a test you pull it to your machine to take a look what it contains.... and it won't open
/me ponders
maybe it's 7zip failing, but I'm doubtful :/
 
11:54 AM
 
12:18 PM
> .tgz: invalid compressed data--format violated
not what I want to see D:
Any of you poor sods have to work with Checkpoint firewall appliances?
 
user226528
@djsmiley2k I used to.
 
user226528
God bless Chrome Developer Tools. I can remove annoying stuff with it.
 
user226528
12:33 PM
Starting with Firefox 57, my bookmark toolbar icons have become funny.
 
@FleetCommand I'm wondering if I should be able to untar the backups
and take a look what's in them
atm it's just telling me they are a corrupt mess.
 
user226528
@djsmiley2k I hate that when it happens. I used to go out to the dumping ground and scream.
 
lol
 
user226528
I also bought a rifle and was in the process of installing a punching bag there. Fortunately, I didn't go that far.
 
user226528
Also, the rifle can only hurt pigeons.
 
12:35 PM
o.O
 
user226528
@Burgi Its shots are as small as the small o in your o.O message.
 
an air rifle?
 
that's rather small, no matter how large your font is
 
user226528
Well, it certainly doesn't require gunpowder or any sort of fuel for its projectile, so I believe the answer is yes. I'll sell it.
 
12:43 PM
why has no-one fixed my tab groups yet? :(
 
:(
Ah joys
if you use tftp on the checkpoints, without changing the mode to binary, it corrupts for you! \o/
 
there's actually lethal air rifles
 
aka blowguns
 
i reckon at point blank range it could do damage
through the ear or eye cavity i reckon a pellet could enter the brain and kill you
 
sure
 
12:51 PM
any volunteers?
 
or hit you in the throat
or temple
 
47
Q: What is this street cat trying to ask me for

azerafatiThere's this cat in the neighborhood which doesn't have an owner and I suspect it has never had one since she's very cautious and doesn't get very close. I left her food sometimes, lately for about a week she is coming around mewing continuously. My first guess was that she is hungry but she do...

is it @FML?
 
lol
one of my cats used to walk with me to the shop
 
to check you bought the right cat food
 
12:58 PM
:D
Hahhaa
141
A: Why does man print "gimme gimme gimme" at 00:30?

Marnanel Thurmaner, that was my fault, I suggested it. Sorry. Pretty much the whole story is in the commit. The maintainer of man is a good friend of mine, and one day six years ago I jokingly said to him that if you invoke man after midnight it should print "gimme gimme gimme", because of the Abba song called ...

 
@djsmiley2k and it got fixed 0_0
 
hehe yup
 
1:28 PM
bored and tired, not a good combo :(
 
ugh... why have they renewed star trek disco?
 
Now that sounds like an awesome show
 
swapping to FF ESR....
brb
 
1:47 PM
somehow, i don't know, how but i've lost today's ~200 tabs but restored the 800+ tabs that the IT support nuked a month ago
 
2:09 PM
\o/
stupid flags check is so slow to load
 
Bob
2:30 PM
@JourneymanGeek gah. reading more, erlite is the 'true' router while er-x is a switch with a cpu slapped into it :P
 
chroot: comand not found o_O
 
Bob
but I probably won't need the extra routing performance from the erlite, soooo...
 
@Bob hah, rabbitholed ;p
 
Bob
lol
@JourneymanGeek it just keeps getting deeper
 
2:31 PM
that liveCD is a bit broken some how :/
 
been there ._.
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek and I keep coming back to the usg too
same hardware as erx, but less (easily) configurable. but shares a controller with the uaps
too many options!
 
FML
@Bob Like most consumer routers!
 
Bob
@FML more or less, yes :P
but er-x is still cheaper so I'm still leaning towards it :P
 
fracking ex-minion!
 
FML
@Burgi Meaow
 
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
 
lol what did he do
 
he's put mark up in the content management system
 
FML
2:51 PM
> The countdown to launch creeps closer and there’s still plenty for self-taught rocket scientist “Mad” Mike Hughes to do: Last-second modifications to his vessel. Pick up his flight suit.** Leave enough food for his four cats — just in case anything happens.**
OK that's just animal abuse
 
@FML ??
 
FML
@djsmiley2k a) that a guy this stupid owns four pets, and b) they're probably going to starve to death when he kills himself in his "rocket"
 
nod, and nod
they'll feast upon his broken body \o/
 
3:07 PM
@FML offer to look after them in the event of his demise
 
FML
@Burgi He doesn't believe in science apparently, so I dunno if he'd give his cats over to a scientist
 
to him you'd be a god
that's what he thinks of people who don't exist.
 
ok dilema:
FF 55 - tab groups, improved workflow, massive memory leak
FF 57 - no groups, awful productivity, runs like god's rolls-royce
 
3:22 PM
k
so my collegue said this morning how he was feeling ill and possibly going to g ohome
he didn't in the end
and now i feel like.... well like i'm very hungover/drunk
my face has started going numb ;D
wow i just hit a bug from 2013?!
 
the numb face thing is a bug from 2013?
 
3:38 PM
lol
 
4:27 PM
how can I install lego digital designer without admin privleges
at uni and have a massive break and nothing to do :/
UAC is dumb AF
if somebody can install it to a new folder then send me that folder that would work
cause UAC doesn't pop up then
unless I can somehow hack into my own PC at home which I doubt
or maybe use software from coud
 
well it prob wants to write reg keys or something
which is why it needs priv's
as a @codercat, what are you learning at uni?
Should you not be studying that?
 
its break time
music and all I do on Tuesdays is have ensambles so no
maybe cameyo will work, looks mint
 
all uni time is break time
 
4:42 PM
cameyo works a charm :)))))
 
That is... amazing
So Mugabe is gone, who's next to rule the throne of games...
 
 
1 hour later…
5:54 PM
That's cool, @djsmiley2k
 
6:24 PM
So... I am evaluating MCSA certification, beginning with Windows 10. Any tips on how to study? (@BenN)
 
Hm, let me look up what that cert covers
 
Probably will be getting books and running VMs or other software as appropriate.
 
This MS post seems relevant
I haven't found a specific list of skills tested, but I imagine one should be familiar with all the local management tools (i.e. those in Control Panel, and the MMC snap-ins)
Group Policy knowledge couldn't hurt
Ah, the "Skills measured" section on the exam details page looks like the good stuff
@bwDraco My strategy would be to set up a lab environment where I could go through each of those points
 
6:44 PM
@bwDraco Also, look into the MVA labs (Microsoft Virtual Academy). I haven't used them, but I'm told they offer VMs for completing lab activities
 
@bwDraco is there any kind of apprenticeships or anything near you?
I've been lucky that I knew linux (from self teaching) and so managed to pick up everything with windows I need, as I've gone along
 
7:21 PM
why has win 10 turned on mouse tapping?!
ok wtf
it doesn't actually have an option to disable it?
where's the option :/
touchpad tapping, not mouse tapping XD
 
8:26 PM
That sucks... How about the dedicated touchpad program from the manufacturer?
 
549
Q: Why does man print "gimme gimme gimme" at 00:30?

Jaroslav KuceraWe've noticed that some of our automatic tests fail when they run at 00:30 but work fine the rest of the day. They fail with the message "gimme gimme gimme" in stderr, which wasn't expected. Why are we getting this output?

Nov 4 '16 at 16:49, by bwDraco
Writing Easter eggs and whimsical comments are a way for programmers to divert themselves away from the stress of doing real code. Programming is far more stressful than you think.
My research... has turned up very little about the rationale for Easter eggs in modern software. Any ideas?
That message above was a wild guess of sorts.
 
I think programmers put them in just because it's funny
 
Out of curiousity... are there Advanced Format 4Kn storage devices (other than external storage media) intended for consumer (not enterprise/datacenter) use?
 
8:42 PM
Hm, both the drives in this laptop are physically 4K but logically 512
 
Apple has shipped devices with 4Kn storage media, but I've never seen a standalone consumer internal storage device that uses 4K sectors natively (e.g. no 512-byte sector emulation).
Jan 10 at 4:16, by allquixotic
@Bob @bwDraco ^^ TIL the new Macbook and MBP have 4kn SSDs o_O
Hmm...
Jan 10 at 4:24, by bwDraco
This 512e business and attendant sector alignment issues is supposed to be temporary. Windows 8 and later have no trouble with 4Kn drives, but a 4Kn drive will not work on the vast range of systems still running Windows 7, except perhaps as external media.
I wonder if any (consumer) drives have a jumper block that allows this to be set by the end user...
(some early 512e drives had a jumper setting that shifted the sectors to work around Windows XP's CHS alignment requirement, which resulted in the first partition starting on sector 63, but I'm looking for an actual 4Kn mode, not some sort of compatibility hax)
 
@BenN They're "funny" when you aren't relying on that feature. :P
 
Indeed
 
9:04 PM
@bwDraco because lol, why not
@MichaelFrank then it's funny to everyone else ;)
 
Why no Easter Eggs? is worth a read ... ;)
> Nowadays, adding an easter egg to a Microsoft OS is immediate grounds for termination, so it's highly unlikely you'll ever see another.
That last quote is from [Early Easter Eggs](https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/larryosterman/2005/10/20/early-easter-eggs/)
 
how about pinging octal addresses?
because that's a easter egg if i evcer heard of one :P
 
9:22 PM
I don't think it's really an easter egg... More like an obscure feature?
 
Obscure feature, absolutely. Who's to say that an IP address has to be written in dotted decimal notation?
 
@CanadianLuke Nobody. You are allowed to use hexdecimal according to the IETF ;)
 
10:03 PM
headdesk
Turns out RDP firewall rules are not working. The audit logs reveal a shocking number of logon attempts.
 
Bob
morn
 
Hi!
 
Hmm... The firewall's behavior is... erratic.
Hmm. Looks like it was isolated to a couple of IPs. They're explicitly blocked in the firewall now.
Attack mitigated.
Category: Firewall - Activities
Date & Time,Risk,Activity,Status,Recommended Action,Category
11/21/2017 5:18:29 PM,Info," Rule \"Blocked IPs\" rejected  TCP(6)  traffic with  (203.116.190.98  Port (53161) )",Detected,No Action Required,Firewall - Activities
    Firewall rule was matched:
    Rule Name: "Blocked IPs"
    Rule Action: rejected
    Rule Severity: normal

    Traffic Details:
    Protocol:  TCP(6)
    Direction: inbound
    Local Host: ASTAROTH
    Local IP: 192.168.1.30
    Local Service:  Port (3389)
 
FML
10:23 PM
@CanadianLuke Me!
 
10:37 PM
@FML NO! Not allowed!
@bwDraco Why is your RDP exposed to the Internet?
 
@CanadianLuke The firewall is set up to allow only certain IP ranges but for some reason this isn't working.
 
Don't rely on just an IP range being allowed
 
Everything else is supposed to be blocked by default.
For whatever reason, it's letting IPs outside the whitelisted range through.
 
If you can, get an SSH server or a VPN server, and leave THAT exposed to the Internet instead. With SSH, you can set it to ONLY allow authentication with public keys, and remove password-based authentication... Then you can have a tunnel to your other devices
Check the default policy (either ACCEPT or DROP)
 
FML
10:51 PM
My RDP server is exposed to the internet, because I like to RDP into my RDP server, from on the internet
 
Then I hope you have a tremendously well-configured firewall
Anyways, I'm running away for lunch, back in a bit
 
Are the Max Resolution specs for Intel CPUs based around per monitor, or total pixel output?
Assuming you are using Intel HD, and motherboard based video ports.
 
Bob
11:15 PM
@CanadianLuke or, gasp, a decently long password
pubkey auth is better, but NTLM auth is still better than plain password auth
> Then, a few weeks ago, they reached out and per the title of this post, said "Hey, how about testifying in front of congress in Washington DC?" Uh, you know I'm Australian, right? And yes, they knew of my funny accent and the fact that I was on the other side of the world but now, here we are.
 
@Bob That sounds like something Patrick Gray would end up involved with...
 
FML
11:44 PM
@Bob NTLM NLA TLS?
 
@MichaelFrank Are you trying to output video at a higher resolution but lower refresh rate?
 
@bwDraco See this question: superuser.com/q/1269642/128359
 
Bob
@FML hm?
 
IIRC this is a per-display limit.
The i7-6700K can handle up to three displays.
 

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