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12:02 AM
Nope. Just left home on my way there.
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek Ah. Good luck!
 
I'm slightly lost.
Ah. Unlist.
Unlost even. Darned autocucumbers
5
Hm. Half an hour ahead of plan. Yay buffer.
 
Bob
12:20 AM
@JourneymanGeek buffering...
Socks!
 
I like socks socks socks socks.....
Ugh. Toooooooo early.
15 minutes is professionally early right? I don't want to call my manager at 8.30
 
12:49 AM
room topic changed to Root Access: For all you Super Users out there. Current topics: Technology, Taylor Swift, and Cucumbers. You have backups, right? [computers]
 
Autocucumbers...
 
@kerbalspacecat You too want to build a browser, or you too witnessed someone "slightlhy" trying to over-achieve?
> while I get used to being employed again
Oh wow I wasn't aware of the good news. Congratulations!
 
1:16 AM
Thanks. Whatever it is I'm doing....
 
1:33 AM
@JourneymanGeek: you may be able to answer this:
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Q: Accessing Veeam Backup Data

Kevin AndersonHow do I access files which I've backed up? I have Veeam Endpoint Backup Software installed on a Western Digital Hard Drive, the data should be there.

 
Bob
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse You broke my alliteration :(
Well, it wasn't mine. But the point stands!
In fact, I think it was yours...
 
2:30 AM
@Bob I have no idea.
 
 
1 hour later…
3:31 AM
@JourneymanGeek congrats on the job man!
 
Thanks.
Looks like no shift work. Yay.
 
Well, I will kick off a new job search by the end of the year and expect to have something reminiscent of a full-time job by 1Q 2017.
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Q: Which database is capable of finding a substring from a million rows?

Himanshu ShekharI have a JSON database of all files in a directory (including all sub-directories) for a node, and there are about 100+ such nodes. Each node has about 1000+ files. I need a service where one could search for a string, which on search would return all records with filename column containing that ...

o_O
 
4:23 AM
@bwDraco starred. If no one answers it when I get home, I'll deal with it.
 
@JourneymanGeek Downvoted to -4, might be closed by that time.
Night.
 
i should start looking for new work in case they fire me next week
 
5:15 AM
Lol
 
@JourneymanGeek Automatos are actually a thing
 
Bob
5:40 AM
@allquicatic Is an Automato a fruit or vegetable?
 
Do automatos throw themselves?
 
6:41 AM
what you guys doing? Taylor swift and cucumbers? only the comma saves you from that being slightly suggestive :-)
now taylor swift and zucchinis , the untold story.
if you go to play wasteland 2 , and all the web keeps telling you you gotta do this extended quest that makes little sence, and that extended psycotic quest with 50 steps that have to be done correctly. remember if you just Kill Everyone :-) the game is way more fun.
one of the quests even has you side up with a child molesting torturer , to achive the "peace" for the second to the last faction area. Whats With That. Sorry quest outcome or not, the dude dies
the game was really fun, only thing that messed it up was some of the Ideas of what your supposed to DO, came out of a developer being stoned one day , err every day :-) But for a kickstarter , it almost gives me new hope that a kickstarter can makes something usable.
I would give the game 7 outta 10 hemmeroids, yea 60 hours on your butt, not that good for it.
it is similarities to older fallout type games, and original strategy xcom. with some of the largest diversity of branching at many stages. branching in most confusing ways , without the web your gameplay could be 60% different than anyone elses. good to see an actual player optional choices , if the choices were (more or less) not well defined to the first run user.
you instead crash into the choices and make most of them without knowing your making a branching choice at the time. eww like real life :-)
 
Bob
7:28 AM
KeePass supports WebDAV. ownCloud supports WebDAV. Neither needs special config.
I love standards.
 
7:40 AM
hey
 
7:53 AM
@JourneymanGeek No, but you better pick out the screws when you eat 'em
@Bob It's a vegetron
 
8:14 AM
welp
our building was hit by lightning last night
 
wow!
 
@Burgi Any equipment damage?
 
@TomWijsman Happy birthday :D
 
8:31 AM
@DavidPostill yeah, the router was fried
the "IT director" has rebooted everything
not sure if i should have put rebooted in quote marks too
 
8:53 AM
Thanks again for your interest in our preview.

We are currently deallocating the first wave and second wave of users, so hopefully more capacity will be available soon.

We will notify you when your wave is coming up, so you do not need to do anything at this stage.

Thanks for your patience.

The Azure Compute Team
I guess we aren't going to get the N series out for general use until next year >.<
 
@Burgi I guess you are lucky it was just the router ...
 
agreed
 
9:27 AM
hi
 
Bob
ho
 
@Rahul2001 Are they actually clever and/or hacks?
 
@OliverSalzburg I'm still watching it... I'll let you know
He speaks kinda slow... 1.5x is better
 
Heheh, no audio at work anyway, so what I saw was underwhelming ;D
 
9:35 AM
Hack 1: Make it a crossover cable by switching the transmitting wires on one end to transfer data
Hack 2: Use the extra wires to run two ethernet connections on the same wire
Also make straight/crossover combo cable
 
You know how you can run more than 2 connections on the same wire?
 
Hack 3: Use remaining wires for USB (Power Over Ethernet - POE)
@OliverSalzburg ?
 
Switches :P
 
lol
Yeah, that was it
I'm not sure if you need to configure windows differently to use a crossover cable
Or if Windows even detects connections on the extra wires
 
Unless I'm mistaken, modern NICs can use either type of cable
 
9:42 AM
Ah, ok
 
hi
my dell laptop fans working without stopping
 
congrats
 
it doesn't stop anytime
it start since starting ubuntu until i shut it down
so strange
it wasn't like this
it's become like this when i took it back from repair man
 
ask him what he did
 
So engrossed in SWTOR RP that I dream about it all night, think about it all day at work, come home and RP from 7 in the evening til 5 in the morning, and it's not even of the romantic sort... Just very engrossing, heavy stuff... Developing emotionally and such. I forget my body is there half the time.
 
9:46 AM
he doesn't says anything
 
That's about all I'll share about it. Just thought someone might find that interesting and/or explain where I've been the past few days.
Heading to sleep. Night.
 
@Sandro check your BIOS for fan settings
 
and then
 
@Sandro Check the fan connections
 
and does it have a setting to says work all the time
can it be harmful
or helpful
it is good or bad
 
9:50 AM
if it is running more than needed to cool, then it is good, if the heatsync got knocked around a bit, and therin is no longer settled in the place the thermal goop had burned in at , and because of that there is less connection to the things that need cooling, it is not good.
 
Um... Pros: thy pc shall beest merit; Cons: 'twill beest noisy
 
any tech worth his/her salt would usually be happy to finish the job, could be you just need to apply more pressure (on yourself) to ask that it be done. Make sure first that it isnt "software" that the computer is doing the same ammount of work as before, then Take It Back.
 
@Rahul2001 where can i check BIOS setting for fan
there was not any setting for fan in blue screen which i pressed F2 button when the system turned on
yes i didn't see any setting for fan in my dell 5010 bios settings
 
what was the tech fixing (at first)?
 
@Sandro you might get a better response to your issue if you post a question on the main site
 
10:05 AM
it was 8 beep error
 
> 8 Beeps on startup means the LCD on system has failed, a 6 Beep code would mean your GPU has.
@Sandro is it a dell?
 
yes, it is dell n5010
 
Bob
@Rahul2001 Protip: don't bother with crossover because it's entirely useless if your hardware isn't two decades old.
 
8 beep web says it is a video problem. how many months/years of age is it (which usually determines how long thier crappy thermal goop lasts :-)
 
but the repair man says that it wasn't the graphic video
 
Bob
10:09 AM
@Rahul2001 Protip: don't run multiple connections over the same cable cause perf is gonna suck. Goes for power too.
 
it has some fail on mainboard
 
@Bob 0_0
@Bob 0_0
 
Bob
A medium dependent interface (MDI) describes the interface (both physical and electrical) in a computer network from a physical layer implementation to the physical medium used to carry the transmission. Ethernet over twisted pair also defines a medium dependent interface crossover (MDI-X) interface. Auto MDI-X ports on newer network interfaces detect if the connection would require a crossover, and automatically chooses the MDI or MDI-X configuration to properly match the other end of the link. == Ethernet == The popular Ethernet family defines common medium dependent interfaces. For 10BASE5...
 
he said that he replace some part on board
but he doesn't says anything
 
@Sandro so he charged for a mainboard and only hooked up a lcd wire ? :-) sounds like an american refridgerator repair
 
10:10 AM
@Sandro You, my friend, might have just made the biggest mistake of your life... (okay, not really, but seriously?)
 
@Psycogeek i bought it 7 yeas ago
 
Then you shouldn't expect it to work very well
First few things to do when your PC doesn't work:
1. Google
2. Google
3. Run diagnostics
4. Google
5. Try to fix it
6. Did I mention Google?
 
heck i would have re-done the thermals in it about a week after buying, soo many people say they cant keep up with cooking a few games already.
 
@Sandro is it an inspiron?
 
yes
 
10:14 AM
@Psycogeek fallout essentially was an unofficial wasteland sequel...
 
@Sandro First link on search for "8 beep error": duckduckgo.com/?q=8+beep+error&atb=v9
@Bob eh
 
i told you 8 beep error solved by repair man
 
@JourneymanGeek ahh. when they said it was much like the earlier fallouts, i was thinking @Boris_yo might want to take a look at it.
 
and now the problem is that the fan work without stopping
 
urgh
@Sandro Are you sure that the BIOS can't help you?
 
10:17 AM
i don't see any setting about fans in BIOS
i checked BIOS there was no setting about fans
 
@Sandro You'd better ask a question on the site
 
How do you install Chromium on Ubuntu?
Everything I found online is a dead-end
 
@Rahul2001 i do it right now
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Q: my dell laptop 5010 fans work without stopping

Sandromy dell inspiron n5010 fans work without stopping. the whole story was i had 8beep error which i searched the google and says it is the video card. then i decided to take it to repair man and he said that the problem wasn't video card and it was some chip on the board and we replaced some part. ...

@Rahul2001 i did it
 
11:05 AM
Blblblblblblblblblbl
 
@Psycogeek Haven't played Wasteland 2 but heard a good things about original version.
 
@Rahul2001 What Bob said
 
@Sandro I edited your question to clarify it. Please check to see if the edits are acceptable to you.
 
11:23 AM
@DavidPostill you are wonderful thanks
that's good
 
Bob's right
Bob's always right
Bob knows things.
Everybody loves Bob.
@Bob The comments on that are mildly infuriating.
 
11:38 AM
@Sandro You're very welcome ;p
 
11:53 AM
@kerbalspacecat you are mildly infuriating :p
 
Bob
> Estimated Delivery: Tuesday, September 20, 2016 By End of Day
Why do I always order crap during Chinese holidays? -_-
@JourneymanGeek How's the job?
 
@Bob mostly getting settled in
there's a black on black on black uniform
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek Know what you'll be doing? :P
 
@Bob yes! System refresh! Copy out personal files, replace systems..
8-6 job mostly so SR sessions can go on ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek You're a dog.
Urgh. Zenbook has Kaby Lake, big battery, but no thunderbolt. TransformerBook has Skylake, small battery, but thunderbolt. And a floppy case
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
 
12:02 PM
ooh. I managed to find tracking for my dad's dx package
 
That's like the tenth time someone's made something with every feature I want, then released a better one in every way, and missed out one key specification.
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek Ahhh desktop support? or is it just reimaging?
 
@Bob reimaging and deployment
 
Also, Coffee Lake? WHAT
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek ah
at least that'd look better on the CV :P
...I think *shrug*
@kerbalspacecat Someone was bored? Or tired? :P
> Estimated delivery Fri, 16 Sep
LIES
 
12:13 PM
@Bob "Senior Desktop Engineer" ;p
 
Bob
I wonder if Sony/Snapdragon has better reception than Samsung/Exynos
 
@Bob Yeah, my guess is whoever named that processor was missing his coffee that day
 
Bob
Apparently our hot water tap at work exploded today.
 
"at work"
 
@Bob Exynos isn't as bad as it used to be. In the old days just about everything was better than Exynos...
 
12:14 PM
If it was at home, I would be recommending you move out ;p
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat Well, I'm comparing flagships here (820 in an Xperia X Performance, whatever the S7E Exynos is...)
but I probably won't be able to get detailed network stats out of the Sony one :\
 
On the plus side, you don't have to root it to put it in LTE only mode
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat Yea, I'm hoping to avoid root for this one.
...apparently the camera noise reduction depends on some DRM thing?!
 
Oh yeah I heard that one before
Never paid much attention to it, since without OIS the camera is pretty crap anyway
 
Bob
Hm. Maybe should've gone with a second S7E
But I only found out about the potential support for dual-3G after the purchase...
@kerbalspacecat Wait, it doesn't have OIS?
Sony... wat.
 
12:23 PM
Apparently no 4K on the Xperia X Performance either :-o
But the latest flagship has "Advanced digital image stabilization!"
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat Remind me to ask you these before -_-
Ah well.
It's mostly for the modem anyway.
 
Didn't you just want something to use as a modem anyway?
Lol yeah
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat The other fun part, only 3 GB RAM.
On a flagship.
 
Meh
I had modems with 32k RAM
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat Considering it cost almost as much as a S7E...
More than a plain S7 actually
 
12:25 PM
@Bob AFAIK the Sony flagships are the Z series, not the X
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat Z5 was the last, X Performance replaces it I thought
 
@Bob Nah, XZ
 
Bob
> Sony's next flagship could actually be called the Xperia XR
@kerbalspacecat Oh yea, this was Asian market only too. Yay!
Forgot about that.
 
> One way or another, the Xperia Z-series lives on after all. The Xperia Z5 was the last of the old lineage, but tradition (and likely marketing) dictates that the ultimate Sony smartphone must have a Z in its name. There goes the Sony Xperia XZ - handing the proverbial relay race baton from the Z series to the X series.
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat Ah, already announced.
 
12:27 PM
? A string of letters doesn't make or break a phone, so we won't dwell on it too much, unless you want to go cabalistic looking for proof that the XZ is a Z6 in disguise. Z6-ZsiX-ZX-XZ. No? We thought so.
 
the sony xkcd phone? ;p
 
Also 1080p screen, wtf
The last flagship had 4K!
 
Bob
If you squint you might see a difference!
 
12:28 PM
The old one did actually render most apps in 1080p for battery savings
 
Bob
Hm. The XZ uses USB-C. Which is bad for me.
@kerbalspacecat Yea, I'd actually prefer that.
 
Still, at least it records 4K again... my Z3 compact did that, so the fact the X Performacne dropped it was wtf
 
penguin joke time!
 
Bob
Wish there was a way to force that on the S7E.
 
@Bob I tried, and got a bootloop
 
12:29 PM
> Why are Penguins hard to get along with?
 
Bob
-_-
I'm sticking with MicroUSB for now... gotta use my powerbanks and cables :P
 
> USB v2.0, Type-C
Sony... wat
> They are always fishing for compliments!
 
Bob
@kerbalspacecat ...fail
 
CURSES!!!!!
 
Bob
Worst of both worlds? :P
"But it's reversible!!!"
(and incompatible)
 
12:31 PM
@kerbalspacecat did you google it? ;)
 
@Burgi Yes
 
cheat
 
12:44 PM
@Burgi Yes
 
!!peeeeeenguin
 
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Q: How to find an extension which works on keydown instead of button click

abcBy using the below link https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sndcontrol-music-video-ra/dckjilenognecmpjjpeckgekikdpchli/reviews i had added this extension to chrome which play and pauses the audio on button click but instead of button i need to do it in keydown event is there any extensio...

Apparently the person who replied thought it would be a huge troll to paste the output of a find command.
 
flagged!
 
flag NAA
 
12:48 PM
i think the original question is also off-topic...
 
And report to smokey! ;)
 
i've missed the smokey meme... can i get a quick catch up on what it means?
 
@Burgi smokey is smoke detector - its a bot/framework for detecting spam outside the official channels
 
ah ok
 
12:52 PM
ooo new room to hang out in
 
1:07 PM
11 more reputation on stack overflow before I can start causing underflows everywhere. ER, I mean commenting on older questions when I'm too lazy to post a full answer or have to comment how relevant a downvoted answer is.
 
Hmm. DM screws up again :)

"The 34.4C recorded in Gravesend today smashes the current record for the hottest September day, which was recorded as 34.6C at Raunds, Northamptonshire in September 1911. "
Manchester:
 
@OliverSalzburg Haha that should say severe error not server error! :)
those are pretty colours aren't they David?
is that image copyright or may I use it
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Copyright. Look at bottom left corner ...
 
Okay, I will have to report you for copying it then and planting it on my computer without my consent in the first place.
I am not going to court again for another case of "it was on your computer"
 
Those are the best cases
 
1:18 PM
@burgi , smokey the bear is a smelley one
 
Who would ever have imagined there would be cases related to ' it was on your computer' , If one thinks about it, Its quite funny actually.
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere You better stop reading news online then.
 
Yeah I thought about it, maybe the victim is being accused of using the copyrighted material (framed by the real infringer), and when they search the victim's PC, it's in their temporary files lmao
 
Theres nothing dangerous, or lethal about having something on ones computer. Going to jail over colored pixels is damned funny.
 
@GuitarShoeDave They're not coloured pixels until someone renders them on a monitor
 
1:22 PM
or a projector in front of 100,000 guests
 
I accidentally projected stuff in front of about 10-20 guests once
 
It's all microsoft GDI's fault.
EU needs better control
 
@kerbalspacecat lol stuff?
 
great job @DavidPostill you started a conversation about projecting copyright material!! :)
 
Quick. Everybody clean their browser cache ...
 
1:24 PM
I don't have a browser cache, I'm on an SSD
well technically
the browser cache is in RAM during the life of the browser it seems
 
I once met the four headless pixels of the apocalypse
 
wow what happened after that, is that when you became a space cat?
 
Favorite ones are those sites that say 'no copy pasta' yet they dont have directives in place to enforce no caching.
 
1:28 PM
...........Sucker!

This little JavaScript snippet will prevent someone from highlighting your text and using the copy function to copy it and rip it off. It also prevents them from using Ctrl + A to select all the text, or using the right-click menu to Select All. Go ahead, try to copy the text on this page . . . I'll wait.
 
@GuitarShoeDave Not like that would make the slightest difference
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Urgh, I hate web pages like that
I have reading difficulties that require me to highlight, shit like that does nothing useful and just pisses me off
 
haha it's okay just use your browser developer tools
unless they go all the way and start hiding their text in obfuscated javascript..
 
> if you view the source code you can copy and paste it from there.
Lol
 
1:31 PM
Technology is so coll but dealing with humans ruins it. Goddamned humans!
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere That wouldn't help...
Just disable their javascript listener - done.
 
If it's visible to the reader, it can be copied. At worst, OCR
Interestingly, there's a function on Android that can prevent your app from being screenshotted, and it even works against root screenshotters. Which annoys me
 
My bad I did not read until he said that haha
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere There's a somewhat major site that does that (obfuscate in source code). Scribd, IIRC.
 
1:32 PM
I used inspector which shows you soruce code, then I copy and pasted from there
 
just use view-source:website.com
That's what I do.
 
that's easier GSD
that's cool Brazilian, is that how you'd like me to call you?

I'm guessing when you're reading their books so you can't copy the text of them?
looks like I wasn't funny enough to land on the star wall. back to hibernation
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Meh. All that does is stop students taking legitimate notes, while doing nothing to stop professional copy-paster-ers who just screenshot and OCR
 
oooooooooo
microsoft word 2002 has OCR
it's horrible though, couldnt convert a screenshot of a terminal to text
 
I miss that product
But yeah, it wasnt perfect.
 
1:39 PM
let me illegally ....
 
Thank god it isn't 2002 anymore
 
nevermind :)
space cat! I still use 2002! I couldn't stand the bugs in the newer versions
 
Google's on-phone OCR can OCR foreign languages and translate them in real time
 
2002 loads up the fastest
 
@kerbalspacecat That's advanced dark necromancy to me.
 
1:40 PM
and the newer versions dump their config files ALL OVER THE PLACE app data this app data that program files that, temp directory that, roaming, local, WHO knows where else
the installs kept getting bugged and such so I just kept with 2002
 
@DavidPostill that has an edinburgh credit on it....
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse To you, maybe. To me, it's fairly light as far as necromancy goes.
 
@Burgi <shrug> edinburgh photographer?
 
@kerbalspacecat Well, I should know necromancy. I'm a headless horse, after all.
 
I'm a cat, doesn't mean I know anything about cat surgery
 
1:44 PM
@kerbalspacecat Then what kind of cat are you if you don't know anything about cat surgery?
I mean, everyone knows all IT guys know anything 'bout dem compewters
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse The same as them cars who don't know how to be a mechanic and need a professional to fix them when deyz break
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere FWIW I didn't copy the image. I posted a link to the image. SE and Imgur were responsible for the copying and display in your browser.
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse My boss used to call me to fix his computer, even though he wasn't only an IT guy he was the head IT guy
 
@kerbalspacecat I'm so not hiring you as a level 1 IT support and then demanding you to develop a CRM system with web and mobile clients, and then having you design our office network...
@kerbalspacecat Above all that, he was a boss. What's a boss if they can't have minions at their disposal?
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Good, I don't want to work in Brazil anyway
 
1:47 PM
is FWIW forgot where I was?
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere English plz
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere For what it's worth, no
 
@kerbalspacecat Who does?
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Whoever you hired, apparently
 
@kerbalspacecat I never hired a single person in my life. Well, except as a customer, that is.
I have interviewed people once or twice.
 
1:51 PM
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse , desculpas
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek *poke* dunno if it's too late? :P
 
@CausingUnderflowsEverywhere Pelo quê?
 
okay.. good one
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse So when you said you're so not hiring me you meant that you can't actually hire anyone but FWIW wouldn't if you could?
 
@Bob I need to wake up 6.30 - I'm good for ... I donno, half an hour to an hour?
 
Bob
1:52 PM
@JourneymanGeek ah, probably not push it if you need to be up early
 
ohh thanks for the grammar lesson kerbalspacecat :)
 
> Paradise is the place where humor is British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Brazilians and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is the place where humor is German, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by Brazilians.
 
yeah. I should ping you a litter earlier to start
 
Bob
I need to clear up time earlier here :P
evenings the last two weeks have been rather more busy than before :\
 
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Looks like Brazil isn't either of those extremes
I need to be a dog again
Woof.
Necrotic flesh smells funny
 
1:56 PM
@Dog Maybe I would hire you, if only for the sake of seeing chaos in my workplace.
 
Dog
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Yay, I'll bring the nerf guns
 
No, wait, who am I kidding? It is $myworkplace after all. It is already chaos.
 
I LOVE DOGGIES
 
Dog
And the BB guns. Because they're becoming illegal in the UK
 
@JourneymanGeek congratulations on employment my friend :)
Swiss pikemen always knew how to get the job done right.
 
1:59 PM
@Dog Hah. We're decades ahead of you, banned here since the early '00s.
 
Dog
@ThatBrazilianHeadlessHorse Yeah but it's cheaper to bribe your police than ours
 

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