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cat
12:00 AM
@Bob -_-
 
and hellfire rains down on you
 
I may have to raise a flag against you if I have reason to believe that you're doing this in support of a troll.
 
how you know cat did it
 
Even a little rep unlocks some rate-limiting stuff IIRC
So yeah, deffo don't upvote junk
You can retract your vote within 5 minutes of casting it
 
cat
Upvote this plz
MEAOW. I'M A CAT. — cat 3 mins ago
 
12:01 AM
-4
A: How to set default grub configuration file

Stupid_SU_Userput grapes in the microwave then your question solved

 
I'm a lot calmer these days but that doesn't mean I'm unwilling to summon the mods when something bad is happening.
 
the upvoter could be anyone.... it could be you... it could be me... it could even be--
 
cat
lol
 
this looks like trollbait for 4chan
 
cat
12:03 AM
How is he unregistered?
 
He has a cookie-based account
 
easy, enter email done
 
Rather than an OpenID
 
cat
I'm not sure how that works, but okay...
 
61
Q: What does it mean when someone's an Unregistered User?

Erik BI looked at someone's profile and it said Unregistered User. What does that mean?

 
Bob
12:04 AM
Hm. There doesn't seem to be a good flag option for this kind of post.
 
Bob
It's not a spam. It's also not really offensive, perhaps borderline.
 
don't actually put that in the answer box... lol
 
This is one of the few instances where VLQ actually makes sense
 
Bob
It is NAA, but then that relies on mods manually intervening.
 
cat
12:05 AM
> The answer contains no useful information, such as an answer that says "I don't care about your problem". Flag an answer as 'not an answer' instead; if you find a weird non-question, then flag it 'for moderator attention' with a custom explanation.
It contains only gibberish, such as "fsdguejgkfdlk". Use the 'offensive' flag for these cases, or flag 'for moderator attention' with a custom explanation if it requires more detail.
 
Bob
@BenN Yea, but VLQ is also a mod intervention flag.
 
cat
Well I'd call it gibberish too
 
Bob
Spam/offensive are the only 'special'/'auto' flags.
 
You can cast delete votes, though, right?
 
Bob
@cat Yea that's why borderline :P
 
12:05 AM
Well I can't even view delete votes
 
We have 3 >20K's here right now, so we could destroy all those answers
 
yeah let's do it
 
cat
But then he'll lose his 9 rep!
9 precious reps...
 
It's already closed
 
cat
12:06 AM
Hah down to 7 now. How is he losing rep so quickly
 
oh those weren't even hard earned
 
me
 
Bob
@BenN I can, yea. Wasn't too sure I wanted to, at risk of becoming a target for trolls (has happened before...)
 
well the question not just closed, but deleted completely
 
Bob
bleh, VtD casted.
 
12:07 AM
I've already voted to delete all of these posts.
 
cat
Baww
 
@cat Again, you need to not upvote known trolls. If you continue to do this, I will raise a flag against you.
 
@DavidPostill, can you clean this up?
All his rep is gone, it's just caching
 
Bob
@bwDraco And you need to stop assuming it's cat upvoting them...
 
cat
I found an interesting bug
 
12:08 AM
And it's cleaned up!
 
cat
Negative reps aren't stored.
 
Bob
Ok, time to call in backup.
 
Flagged and voted to delete.
 
Save us, @JourneymanGeek!
 
12:09 AM
flagged
 
cat
I can repeatedly un-upvote and upvote one of his answers, and it'll keep resetting his rep to 11, even after he gets -50 downvotes on the same answer or other answers. Because it only goes down to 1 minimum from the downvotes, and a single upvote kicks it back up to 11.
 
@Bob BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
 
cat
-4
A: Downgrade Microsoft Surface RT to Windows 8.0

lololto do a downgrade, simply drop the laptop out of the window.

 
Bob
@cat psst, time to stop playing with that
 
Wait so if I try to view an answer that has been deleted without being a 10ker, can SO sue me for unauthorized access
 
cat
12:09 AM
To be fair, some of these are pretty funny
 
@cat I agree.
 
@oldmud0 No, they're just ceasing to store it; but the license is nonrevokable
They might be a little funny, but any upvotes allow the spamming to continue
 
uhhh no? can't 10kers view it?
 
Yes
Sorry, I explained that badly
 
thus it still exists in the DB, it's just flagged as "nonpublic"
 
12:11 AM
They're ceasing to publish it to most people
 
cat
@BenN And I can re-use my single upvote over and over again to override over 9000 downvotes
 
which is why 404 doesn't really make sense because the content IS found, they're just refusing to show it to you
 
cat
People's accounts should just be auto-blocked when they hit minus 10 rep or something
 
emergency mod mode. THROW THESE PROFILES IN THE ASK A SUPER USER MOD ROOM!
 
cat
Woof
 
12:11 AM
yes boss!
 
Bob
@cat They are... unless they keep receiving upvotes.
 
はい、組長!
 
cat
I'm laughing out loud at pretty much all of these
 
Bob
But the exact algo for auto-ban is secret-ish.
 
@JourneymanGeek Done.
 
cat
12:12 AM
@Bob o_0
 
@cat shit stop, I'll get in trouble for not working D:
 
cat
I know they get answer banned for X poor quality/deleted answers
@MichaelFrank Haha xD
it's 1am here, so not exactly working hours
 
Bob
@cat Where poor quality is rep-based and countered by positive rep.
and yea I should get back to work too
 
cat
@Bob Huh I thought it was based on low quality flags or something
 
If anybody's looking for the Marshal badge, this is a good time for them!
 
12:14 AM
i already have that one
 
The user's recreated the account. I'm responding as quickly as I can.
 
hey who's the guy going to pilot school
 
15 delete votes left.
 
cat
@MichaelFrank OK that made me laugh loud enough to wake up the neighbours :-/
 
@cat Ha!
 
cat
12:16 AM
Argh, damn distractions. I have productive things cat things I need to do
 
in Ask a Super User Moderator, 20 secs ago, by bwDraco
Still watching. The user may be on Tor or some other network that allows him/her to keep changing IP addresses.
 
cat
That last one would definitely and unambiguously fit under "Offensive"
Even I would be offended if someone told me to shove Windows 10 up my fucking bum.
 
Okay, fixed the "equal zero" question
 
Who's RB?
 
-3
A: Equal zero if the difference is less than zero

cat=MAX(0,(your-formula-for-calculating-difference))

 
12:18 AM
@BenN Was afk for a few minutes. Back now.
 
Looks like JMG handled it
 
Now you just have a crappy answer for a crappy question.
 
@BenN very persistant troll. His MO's changed a little but he's left a few clues, like his username having a fairly british racist term
 
cat
@oldmud0 I always answer crappy questions with crappy answers
They get what they deserve tbh.
If someone puts in zero effort, I'll put in zero effort in return.
 
eh, do what you want with your big number.
 
12:19 AM
@cat Please don't answer bad questions at all; it can stop their being auto-deleted
 
-5
A: How to set default grub configuration file

lololtype into terminal sudo judo fucking budo lol

Flagged.
 
> Certified Systems, Network, and Software Engineer at NOWHERE. Studies computer science and hyperneurodigital metadynamics at NOWHERE. Lives in NOWHERE. Prefers doing NOTHING in spare time. Primarily an UNIMPORTANT PERSON.
 
guuuys. stop oneboxing those things
 
cat
But they're hilarious and I want to share the hilarity
 
Links are fine
 
12:21 AM
yeah, but no onebox.
 
But oneboxing keeps objectionable content around for a while
 
That's my profile description, and I still think that's great
 
what is oneboxing?
 
What about screenshots
 
and considering this is a troll who knows about chat, the attention's probably what he craves.
 
cat
12:21 AM
Well links won't work once they're deleted, hence the whole point of oneboxing
 
@Burgi see what @bwDraco did
 
cat
@BenN So does submitting it to GemsFromStackExchange
 
Right, but that's expected to have junk
 
cat
So is this chat room! >_>
 
The chatrooms should be kept fairly clean of such things
 
cat
12:22 AM
:-(
 
Yeah, this ain't 1700s France. Get your trash of the streets, you proletariat.
 
cat
Then why do people keep starring shit like this?
2 hours ago, by cat
Sorry for the slow replies, I've been trying to remove an ingrown hair from an inaccessible part of my anatomy using only my tongue because I'm a cat
 
So, this troll is highly ware of chat.
 
That's (at least a little) funny, but complete trash doesn't need to be kept in the chat logs IMO
 
i think its @ChatBotJohnCavil
let me explain my reasons
 
cat
12:24 AM
I'm with Burgi on this one
 
he is like a butler
and its always the butler that does it
 
cat
Hey weren't you trying to find a way to turn your brain off for the rest of this evening?
 
yeah it didn't work
 
Who was?
 
me was
 
12:26 AM
@Burgi YTP, done.
 
cat
4 hours ago, by Burgi
i'm trying to find a way to turn my brain off for the rest of the evening
Yeah I'm stuck here with my brain still on as well :-(
 
Don't worry, folks. We have a Community Manager working on it.
 
Things seem to be under control for the time being.
 
12:28 AM
Doesn't this community manage itself?
 
XD. If you'd have done that half an hour ago, I'd have not had to handle this at all XDXDXD
 
i have a stonking huge bruise on my side from go-karting
 
"I don't frankly have time... to use... my brain... right now" -tromp
 
cat
Oh Retarded_SU_User is RB?
 
who is RB?
 
12:29 AM
@cat one of the other ones I nuked clearly was.
 
@cat I was actually just thinking that before
 
@Burgi he's a persistant troll who either posts junk like that, or actually posts slightly constructively, gets on chat, then escalates things.
He's got a very distinctive tone when he's gone all nutter.
and certain racist terms get used a lot
 
Never seen this guy before.
 
cat
I haven't seen any racist terms in his answers this evening, just grapes, microwaves, and my fucking bum.
 
well from what i saw he looked like he was UK based
 
12:32 AM
@Burgi that is correct.
 
cat
I've said this before but when I knew RB he didn't seem that bad
 
@cat it was on an earlier username
 
cat
Oh
 
Bob
@cat You missed some of the more batshit stuff, I think.
 
@cat It was okay until he got grumpy about something then went "full retard".
 
12:33 AM
if he is NW based gimme a shout, i'll dispatch the "boys"
 
cat
@Bob Maybe.
 
cat
I usually don't take batshit crazies seriously on the internet, I generally just assume it's humorous.
 
I can't tell you where exactly he is. But really, at this point I'm not even mad
 
@cat, thats because you are usually the batshit crazy one
 
12:34 AM
I just make sure its a troll, giving just enough dilligence to make sure its the right user. and hit the nice shiny baleet button.
 
cat
@Burgi Ouch. And coming from a Mancunian no less.
 
baleet?
 
baleeeeeeeet
 
baleet?
 
enflaminate. Burninate, put out of my misery....
 
12:35 AM
@oldmud0 Pretty sure he didn't stutter...
 
@oldmud0 @JourneymanGeek invents sounds for the UI
 
actually burninate is an officially approved term.
 
Wow I had to look that one up.
 
Troll is still at it :/
 
cat
> baleet
To delete/ignore annoying people in an online chat...especially in the Kingdom of Loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com)
 
12:36 AM
flag queue is under control
so feel free to flag
I need to do a little information gathering so the other mods can have the same information I'm working on
 
Dang, 1.1k first posts
 
cat
There are other mods?
 
Reviewing run anyone?
 
Oh my, I know what I'll be doing in the morning
 
@oldmud0 On it :)
 
12:38 AM
Oh, @DavidPostill, you might be interested to see this: i.imgur.com/tII7d9y.png
 
@cat yeah
 
Bob
@oldmud0 Work comes first :\
 
GPEdit replacement desgined for all Windows editions
 
@BenN Oh. Linky?
 
Well, it's still under construction
Allow me to spam my GitHub project for a bit
 
12:39 AM
Well it doesn't look any better yet
 
Bob
Huh. I thought there was an existing one.
 
@JourneymanGeek what will we do when rivercorp snaffles up all your time?
 
@Burgi that's a good question ;p
 
It's still very barebones, but I plan to support more stuff like ADMX inspection and editing arbitrary POL files
 
12:40 AM
@BenN Thanks
 
we should post a MSU asking for you to be a paid mod
 
Bob
@BenN I swear I've seen something like this before.
Unless it was you posting it last time?
 
Not me
 
@Burgi those are called CMs
 
uh-oh... non-SU mods. Who flagged what? :P
 
12:42 AM
@Burgi If I saw a job ad for a CM, I'd apply ;p
 
They're in from MSE
 
@MichaelFrank I think someone dropped our current woes into the tavern ;p
 
I'm in from Charcoal, mainly
 
well a MSU post with like a million upvotes, they would have to hire you
 
@JourneymanGeek yeah... he screamed MAYDAY MAYDAY in all caps
 
12:43 AM
@Burgi more seriously? @Mokubai handles more flags on the short term than I do.
 
cat
What's tavern?
 
@Quill This was in jest.
 
is that SO careers in the future? "It seems you haven't gotten any job offers in 30 days. Would you like to be automatically hired by Stack Overflow?"
 
and if we had a shortage of mods + time we'd actually have to have a mod election
 
@bwDraco I know, I thought it was funny
 
12:43 AM
(and I'd suggest a few people stand ;p)
 
The current mods are doing awesome; we haven't needed elections for years
 
we've got multiple mods now
 
yeah but election time's a'comin
 
@MichaelFrank We had an active troll that was repeatedly posting offensive or meaningless content.
 
i think this is probably my cue to leave and make toast
 
12:44 AM
it's time to democracy!
 
@bwDraco I'm quite aware.
 
cat
Is the guy still going?
 
@oldmud0 not the tank method?
 
cat
I wanted to see more funny stuff :-(
 
12:45 AM
seems to have quietened off
 
whoever's been nuking the troll that keeps coming back to SU this morning (morning here) has been doing a good job ;)
 
probably got made to go to bed this morning
 
probably making an AHK script to automate the process
 
Bob
12:45 AM
But it seems to be down now.
 
@Yvette I handled a few this morning, right after I went walkies.
looks like a CM's whacking them before I can
 
@JourneymanGeek yeh this person was persistent
ah k good job
 
@Yvette its someone we know
 
oh really?
 
@Bob TBH I'm not exactly sure what that is
 
12:46 AM
I wonder if its school holidays in the UK or something
 
@JourneymanGeek they start this week
 
Bob
@bwDraco I'm not talking about that. I'm trying to not give attention to trolls by talking about something else.
 
our kids went back to school today
 
Australia NSW lol, I'm sure we don't make much impact on SU
 
12:47 AM
@bwDraco yes
I've said it a few times
 
i told you its @ChatBotJohnCavil
 
KIDS! My kid decided she was old enough to learn how to climb up onto the couch this week. :/
 
Bob
@BenN Software Restriction Policy editor, which does part of what gpedit did IIRC.
 
@bwDraco I always assume yes so add poignant remarks
 
Bob
@Yvette Oh yea, they did today didn't they?
 
12:48 AM
lol
 
Bob
Staff dev day would've been yesterday...
 
@BenN I'm going to suggest a SR Q&A on that once its done ;p
 
@Bob ah you're an Aussie?
in Charcoal HQ, 23 mins ago, by Yvette
People do it, because they are essentially inadequate. The cause of a lot of violence also
 
(ok, I have a bias, as a ex SR mod)
 
Ah. I'm only looking at the Administrative Templates section so far, since it's much more doable to bolt on secpol.msc than gpedit.msc
 
12:48 AM
that comment was about trolls
 
Bob
@Yvette Yup, Sydney.
 
@Bob me too!
 
Heh, I'll be sure to sp^H^Hpublicize it on SR there when it's ready
 
me three
 
p.s. I'm not usually a squirrel, I lost a bet
 
cat
12:49 AM
Shkt
k
 
^H^H
 
lol
 
@Quill you're from Qld :)
 
cat
Im a cat
 
12:49 AM
Jinx!
 
@Yvette animal avas are pretty normal here ;p
 
@cat you're not going to eat me are you?
 
roar
 
@JourneymanGeek yeh I know, but I'm usually a person LOL
 
cat
@Yvette No, but I'm not looking forward to another 3 weeks of being a cat
 
12:49 AM
@bwDraco ah you're a dragon!
@cat why 3 weeks? You can change it any time?
 
I'm a circular representation of where my mouse traveled during a two hour WoW session.
 
I think the only time I've had a non dog ava was when mine was a modified version of a windows 10 browny face
 
Bob
Heh, AU invasion here?
 
cat
@Yvette I've only been a cat a week and a bit and I can only change my name once every 30 days :-(
 
@MichaelFrank hey and mouse, well that's an animal too!
 
cat
12:50 AM
I like rodents
 
@cat oh the name! you should post a avatar of a dog or mouse while you have that name
 
Bob
I don't like rodents
bloody possums in the roof
 
Always wanted to keep a pet mouse :)
Cute little critters
 
@Bob yep ;) it's morning here and we are all drinking coffee
@Bob aw I love possums
 
@Yvette Yea, but you guys have the nice cute ones... We got feral ugly possums here over the ditch. :/
 
Bob
12:52 AM
@Yvette They were all nice and cute until I had to spend a few months getting up in the middle of the night to let them out :(
 
@bwDraco I had a pet mouse when I was 7. I had to drown him because he got cancer :/
 
Bob
One of them even bit me!
 
cat
!!pleasecontinuetoholdyourbobisimportanttousandwillbeansweredbythenextavailablef‌​oxerator
 
We have rodents of vaguely unsusual size wandering around downstairs.
 
12:52 AM
@DavidPostill Yikes.
 
@DavidPostill Whoa... You had to drown him?
 
cat
Get one of these to deal with the rodents ^^
 
I never had a pet mouse again :)
 
Bob
@MichaelFrank Heh, the brushtails are pretty damn aggressive.
 
12:53 AM
@MichaelFrank It seemed like the most humane way to put him to sleep.
 
tbh, I see the value in asking a vet to do that kinda thing.
 
@MichaelFrank I know!!!
gruesome @DavidPostill
 
Most of our pets were dogs, and mostly passed away quietly
 
@JourneymanGeek That cost money my parents didn't have.
 
ah
how did you know it was cancer then?
 
12:54 AM
we have cats, but we've usually had both cats and dogs and had horses, fish and birds
 
I'm guessing it was rather visible.
 
@JourneymanGeek Well he had a golf ball sized lump on the side of his face ...
 
Bob
@Yvette Horses o.O
 
My daughter bathed a kitten when she was three and drowned her
 
12:55 AM
@Yvette T___________T
 
so sad, i gave the kitten mouth to mouth
 
Bob
ouch
 
I know :'(
 
My parents resisted getting a dog till the kids were a lot older
 
We had 3 of our 4 guinea pigs die over the last 4 months. :/
 
12:55 AM
and it was an accidental adoption, so we paniced and did ALL the research ;p
 
we lived on a property and sheltered homeless cats and kittens and she went out to the shed and then I saw what she was doing ;/
@MichaelFrank :(
 
@JourneymanGeek accidental? I've heard of accidental pregnancies, but accidental dog adoption?
2
 
I'm pretty sure there's a better way to euthanize a mouse...
 
Bob
...I can't imagine even trying to explain what happened.
 
12:57 AM
@bwDraco yeh I would say so
 
Bob
@Yvette I get the feeling accidental cat adoption is more common :P
"You're my carer now."
 
chopping off it's head really quickly, although gruesome is kinder for the mouse
 
For larger animals, a shotgun is appropriate, but I don't know if that works well for a mouse
 
@Bob exactly, although we once had a dog follow us and it lived with us for years after that lol
 
Bob
@Yvette Bag with CO?
 
12:57 AM
@BenN lololol
 
Bob
Or bunch of sedatives in the water?
 
@Bob no carbon monoxide poisoning is painful, cause seizures and the animal can be awake for it
 
Bob
Somehow I feel like this is gonna get me put on a list.
 
@Yvette Ash was bought by an ex actress who didn't quite tell her husband she was getting a dog. They fought. Husband's my cousin's cousin and we're their only local relatives so she left this wee pup with us temporarily. And she didn't pick him up. He saw her a six months later, buried his head in my mom's lap and refused to look at her
 
Bob
@Yvette Ah, it does? Urk.
 
12:58 AM
so... totally an accidental adoption
She ended up adopting two other dogs from a shelter 0_0
 
It's a mouse, let it out in the garden and believe it is living in a little mushroom house, happily.
 
@JourneymanGeek prob was scared she was going to take him
@Bob true yes
 
@Yvette yup
 
@cat to eat?
 
or was just sad
he kept looking for her at first too
 
12:59 AM
@JourneymanGeek yep that too
oh
we had these two little street kittens, brother and sister and the sister died
 

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