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23:03
Stupid error module has encountered an error trying to recognise an error.
that sounds like the start of mostly harmless
> At last the robots were satisfied that all procedures were correct. They unpacked the backup central mission module from its storage housing, carried it out of the storage chamber, fell out of the ship and went spinning off into the void. This provided the first major clue as to what it was that was wrong.
@qwertyuiop What's this bandwidth monitor you have?
(Google Play linky?)
23:21
@bwDraco Ha. I was wondering that too,
I personally use Internet Speed Meter
I saw this in HNQ and wondered "What's wrong with towels made of cloth?" judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/71755/…
@JourneymanGeek lol
Bob
Bob
@MichaelFrank I kinda want to do one with Server just to see how long it takes them to catch on :P
@Bob hmm. full screen vm of some obscure OS + teamviewer
afk, shower
23:33
@qwertyuiop 91 tabs. You're just as crazy as @Bob!
@Bob Windows 98 Server?!
Server with a UI has the same method of getting to the Event Viewer as normal Windows, so they might not even notice
Server Core would absolutely baffle them I'm sure
Bob
Bob
@bwDraco Bah, only 91. Mine's been showing the infinity symbol for years. Might've pushed past 500 by now.
@JourneymanGeek They usually provide a remote access tool as PE?
Won't run on other OSes.
hence full screen vm
Bob
Bob
@BenN True... though if they attempt to download anything further I'd like to see them deal with IE's whole enhanced security mode :P
@qwertyuiop NT 4.0?
23:42
@Bob assuming teamviewer or abbyyyy or whatever they use runs on that
Bob
Bob
@JourneymanGeek ReactOS? :P
It'll probably crash on them.
@Bob I just installed the new version ;p
Bob
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For an added bonus, act panicky and say you lost your files :P
yeah, teamviewer crashed
@Bob 91?! How did you know how many tabs I have open
23:50
There's a box next to the address bar
@qwertyuiop HAX
HAAAAAX
From your screenshot
Also hacks
Oh lmao it's on my screen shot
@qwertyuiop totally hax
"Any attention to detail sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from hacking."
23:53
Penis
Magic penis hacks
0_0
adorable error message
I have just been restarted! This happens daily automatically, or when my owner restarts me. Ready for commands.
@BenN ooh I like those
The second one especially
I've heard of the third one before but never seen the proper attribution

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