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13:01
I get really confused when people change their names.
And even more when they do it frequently.
@arda The following list may help you :)
qwertyuiop / qasdfdsaq / potato cat /noitsbecky / kerbalspacebecky / Caterina'Catty'McCatface / cat / ThatBrazilianImposter / ThatBrazilianCat / kerbalspacecat / JourneymanCat / PowershellforLinux / dog / annaduh
@DavidPostill thanks
I've probably missed a few :/
(I actually checked if annaduh was really dog before you sent that on chat.stackexchange.com/… )
Hey I've never said hey
13:09
hey hey hey
@arda they know full well it annoys people but does it anyway to seek attention so better to just ignore it.
doesn't bother me
:D
@Annaduh Yes you have :)
1 min ago, by Anna duh
Hey I've never said hey
i'm immune! \o/
It's worse when people change their names and then lie and say they're not the same person
@DavidPostill You could build a script that follows chat.stackexchange.com/users/149840?tab=recent and tracks name changes
@ThatBrazilianGuy I could, but it's easier just to keep a list :)
@Annaduh whos doing that?
@djsmiley2k I would have asked that but I'm blocked ;)
I'm so confused. My payday is next week and I still don't know if I'll get paid.
Until yesterday it was a big incognito; today a coworker posted a blank screenshot of the paycheck system, but I checked it and looks like I will get paid... I don't even know anymore.
And we can't even go on strike because that's the very reason we'll (possibly) not get paid.
"We're going on strike!"
"Why?"
"Because we're not getting paid!"
"And why is that?"
"Because we went on strike..."
Why would you not be paid otherwise?
@ThatBrazilianGuy is the government bankrupt?
fincial collapse of the country or something?
13:25
@Burgi Partially and ongoing. It's worse for public workers of our state, they have delayed paychecks since september and are being paid in installments. I work for the contry and it's less worse, so far.
But the reason of the strike is a protest on some new laws that want to freeze the education and health budget for 20 years.
Ah so every payday is a toss up?
For those who work for our state, yeas
@djsmiley2k It's not a financial collapse like "OH MY GOD RUN TO THE BANKS AND FLEE THE COUNTRY", but it's more like "Sorry our budgets are shrinking so we're cutting costs everywhere"
Sounds more like starvation to me
Slowly but surely
@ThatBrazilianGuy what happened to all the oil we were told is in brazilian territorial waters?
@djsmiley2k The guy who taught me how to change my nick so often -_-
13:33
@Annaduh care to name them?
iirc you found a 'bug' or something
and was advised not to abuse it
Maybe someone told you I dunno.
Annaduh probably has her real name tattooed on herself. If she doesn't, that would be amazing.
@djsmiley2k it was jokerdino iirc
@WHATEVERDave I'm imagining dyed black hair growing out, half shaved head
@Burgi Sold by pennies to an international oil group by our """"new government"""". The same who says there's no money and ooops, looks like we'll have to freeze budgets for 20 years. By the way, this huuuuuge undersea petrol let's sell it for 0.0000000001% of its value, mmkay?
13:36
it's weird what images people conjour in my mind
@djsmiley2k i imagine a tattoo across the forehand saying "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL"
@Burgi The tatoo itself was done on impulse.
There's a hint!
ok don't google the dutch pirate party in work.... their leader is a fetish model...
13:39
!!translate vato
@ThatBrazilianGuy That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
its probably katlin
@Burgi This one?
possibly
Looks quite SFW by my standards.
13:40
that image isn't what came up though...
@ThatBrazilianGuy Her name is Ancilla van de Leest. Google image that :)
She's a fetish model and the leader of the dutch pirate party? I'm in love
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@Annaduh For really NSFW add playboy to the search ;p
Urgh why is it I always order anything that has fried egg on it, even if it's a brisket of beef and I'm vegetarian\
Ancilla van de Leest (Rotterdam, 21 July 1985), born as Linde van de Leest is a Dutch politician, former fetish model, producer, presenter and activist. == Modeling and Media Career == Van de Leest attended gymnasium in Rotterdam and worked as a waitress when she was discovered by a photographer. She quit school and at eighteen appeared under her birth name as a Playmate in the men's magazine Playboy in May 2004. Afterwards she moved to Los Angeles for work and adopted the name Ancilla Tilia. In June 2009 Tilia appeared on the cover of Dutch Playboy, in a photo session by the photographer and music...
13:46
fetish model?
@Annaduh because ur weird.
@Annaduh Because you impulse-buy even your food.
@ThatBrazilianGuy Ah that's it
Microsoft's weird
Their remote desktop client uses UDP even when UDP is blocked. And consequently, fails to work
You could impulse-buy me a new phone, mine's borked.
And the only official repair shop in town has got only 400 bad reviews...
Rather than being able to auto-detect when UDP is blocked, you have to turn it off in the registry by hand... otherwise it just connects normally and then hang
@Annaduh when did you become veggie?
13:48
@ThatBrazilianGuy I have a few spare
@Annaduh Yeah, me too, I have a... 2010 Moto Defy with a half-broken touchscreen, and a 2010 Moto spice running Android 2.1 on a 512 MB RAM, 528 Mhz Snapdragon S1
The former I managed to install CM11 but it... lags. Severely. The latter... I'm not even touching it.
@ThatBrazilianGuy Lol I have a spare Galaxy S5, Xperia Z3C, and HTC Desire
And older shit
is there a smartphone for old people?
Oh, smart card service crashed again
brb restart
And back.
13:54
Man I love how fast restarting is with a decent SSD
Bob
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@Annaduh Depends how you blocked it.
Oh, the dodgy network?
@Burgi Either a dumbphone, or "Easy mode" on Samsungs?
@Annaduh My wife just bought an Xperia Z3 last month.
@Bob By the Windows service required to handle it constantly crashing itself, and becoming a zombie process/thread
13:55
I can't wait till they decouple all Windows svchost services...
I've had so many cases of Windows services sharing a process hanging, killing each other, or becoming unkillable zombies
Only on Window 10 oddly enough
@Burgi depends on who the old people are
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@Annaduh ok, now I'm more confused :P
13:57
Oddly enough when cryptographic services becomes unresponsive, Remote Desktop will still connect, login, and show the desktop, but any interaction becomes impossible
@Bob It wasn't the network blocking UDP, it was a svchost process hanging again
@JourneymanGeek my dad
his old feature phone has finally failed
@Annaduh Oh, now that you mention network blocks... I changed my OpenVPN port to TCP 443 but this uni's network still blocked it!
Meanwhile, regular SSL websites would open just fine.
@Annaduh I don't know what restarting is lul
well I do, because I have to leave home every day and come to work, but you get the idea!
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@Annaduh ohhhhh. fail.
14:01
@Burgi If he's just like regular dads, buy him a flip-phone
heh
@ThatBrazilianGuy TCP or UDP?
he likes picture messaging
@Burgi What's the 'standad' burner phones now? ;p
They still sell Nokia 3310's at CEX
14:02
@Burgi my mom uses a xiomi, and she's roughly as non tech savvy as they get
@Annaduh TCP. It works at home, but not at that ultra-locked network.
They use fortinet fortiguard if that matters.
@ThatBrazilianGuy :-o
quick question if there is an "easy mode", why isn't it the default mode?
Eww, DPI
@Burgi Because it hides away a lot of functionality
@Annaduh fortinet fortiguard = DPI?
14:03
We had that IIRC
> To protect your network from these threats, SSL inspection is the key your FortiGate uses to unlock encrypted sessions, see into encrypted...
OH F#@$% THEM
@Burgi also worth checking when they kill 2g access
@ThatBrazilianGuy yup
@Burgi it litterally does calls, texts, and a few other things
> When full SSL inspection is used, the FortiGate impersonates the recipient of the originating SSL session, then decrypts and inspects the content. The FortiGate then re-encrypts the content, creates a new SSL session between the FortiGate and the recipient by impersonating the sender, and sends the content to the sender.
14:05
@ThatBrazilianGuy I find it hard to agree.
@Annaduh But that wasn't implemented. I had no external certificates on my local machine and was able to visit twitter and facebook using SSL and their SSL certificates weren't tampered acording to GRC
If this is at work or whatever
then they've got full permission to do wtf they like
> To make sure that all SSL encrypted content is inspected, you must use full SSL inspection (also known as deep inspection). When full SSL inspection is used, the FortiGate impersonates the recipient of the originating SSL session, then decrypts and inspects the content. The FortiGate then re-encrypts the content, creates a new SSL session between the FortiGate and the recipient by impersonating the sender, and sends the content to the sender.
Also known at MITM attack.
But at work so you probably have a certificate on your work PC which trusts the fortigate.
Wow I can reply to a later message! :-0
@Hennes It wasn't at work, it was a guest network at a conference, using my own laptop.
14:08
@ThatBrazilianGuy Hmm
@Hennes yup exactly.
@ThatBrazilianGuy oh that's icky!! real icky
get a vpn on
In that case I expect a popup in the browser. Unsecure cert fo something
tho, they could block that...
@Hennes Apparently certain OSs and browsers have it built in
VPN over DNS?
14:08
@Hennes VPN over ICMP!
@djsmiley2k The very point is I already have an OpenVPN server, set at TCP 443, and it wasn't working.
> Address and web category whitelists can be configured to bypass SSL inspection.
Maybe?
@Annaduh Any practical implemantations of that (over DNS has at least one, and its performance seems ok)
@Hennes Yeah, I considered that, will have to wait until next month to try again.
VPN over IP over QR code? seiferteric.com/?p=356 ;p
14:09
@Hennes Yes
!!trout @JourneymanGeek
slaps @JourneymanGeek around a bit with a large trout!
@ThatBrazilianGuy ewwwww :(
> FortiGates also supports a second type of SSL inspection, called SSL certificate inspection. When certificate inspection is used, the FortiGate only inspects the header information of the packets.

Certificate inspection is used to verify the identity of web servers and can be used to make sure that HTTPS protocol isn’t used as a workaround to access sites you have blocked using web filtering.

The only security feature that can be applied using SSL certificate inspection mode is web filtering. However, since only the packet is inspected, this method does not introduce certificate errors
@djsmiley2k "ewwww" what?
Can you actually do a raw TCP socket to your server on port 443?
14:15
@ThatBrazilianGuy somewhere providing wifi for visitors then doing that
I don't mind them blacklisting sites and such, but trying to see my traffic when you have no right, isn't cool
> $ nc -v <domain> 443
Ncat: Version 7.12 ( https://nmap.org/ncat )
Ncat: Connected to <ip>:443.
@Annaduh Is that what you meant?
@ThatBrazilianGuy Pretty much, though I tend to use telnet
Because Windows.
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14:32
/me ponders.
Install windows XP home on this Lenovo 3000 C100 and give it away. Play with some Linux/BSD or just ditch it.
@JourneymanGeek D:
(Old pentium M740 laptop. Used to be perfect (4-5 hours runtime, matt screen, high 1024x768 resolution)...
A tad outdated now though.
do you have need for a Linux/BSD box?
Still enough to play movies (locally, NOT network connected to a beamer, play audio, ...
Nope.
"high 1024x768 " Say Wot Mate...
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14:34
@JourneymanGeek lol
Got two spare core2quads with SATA/SAS. Would use those for BSD's
Bob
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hey it's higher than 800x600
Look up the PC and how old it is. 10 years? 12 ?
That is less a resolution than a lack of resolution ;p
Yeah, true
Still worked fine. (was my pre-previous laptop and has been used by my mother in the last 6 years).
'Used' As in 'powered up once per two months.)
14:35
farmville machine
And for her large icons (big screen/low res) is fine as she is getting older
Plaything for nieces. If they trash it - no loss
throw BSD on it
let them figure it out :D
heh, amusingly...
It even has a 160GB PATA disc (old disc failed and was replaced by a much bigger one)
I just dug up one of these thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:R60
I THINK its 1024x768
14:37
DOSBOX/game thing for ancient games might do.
oooh, yeah
Oh, Dad uses an R60
not sure, threw on a cli linux install so resolution matters less
My dad runs a r61, 1366x768.
Meh, I am not going to use it. I got better laptops (Dell E6500, Core2due, 1920x1200)
Thank god that resolution is likely to die out soon
14:39
And mon just got a replacement (15" 1366x768?, quad atom, SSD, windows 10)
I have an "ibuypower" W110ER
It's really a rebranded Clevo
Clevo's tend to be 'not-cheap'
My current laptop is a razer
ditto razor.
14:39
it's a gaming netbook
My currentl laptop was my ex-work laptop.
people were laughing about that yesterday or the day before
So it came with a trio of docking stations. Which is nice
@JourneymanGeek !! wot
cause gaming and netbook are two words that typically don't go together, but in this case, they do, and it works pretty well
14:40
@Hennes the stealth isn't horrendiously expensive
@Tiffany depends on your gaming ;p
@JourneymanGeek yeah, it probably won't handle games this past year, but it's great for LAN parties
Though, playing CSGO on a 1366x768 resolution is balls
lol
The main reason I upgraded from my x220 is it was 1366x768, and after dual 4k, it just didn't do it for me.
I'd generally just bring the laptop, hook it up to one of my friend's many different monitors he keeps stored, hook up a keyboard and mouse, and play LAN games that way
I have 1440p with my desktop, I love that resolution
2560x1440
I run dual UHD on my desktop
I MIGHT get an extra monitor at some point, as just an overflow monitor
but I'm pretty happy with what I have. I had to build a new computer little less than a month ago
my 2011 iMac's GPU bit the dust
14:45
Can you issue me some moneys to join in the fun times?
lol, I'm broke as a joke. I just have a really nice benefit at my job that makes buying computers easy.
lul
i'm more broke than that
computer loan, up to 2500 dollars, pay back over two years, no interest, auto-deducted from paycheck
er
I save up. Also, single, and living with parents ;p
do you have to pay any rent to your parents?
14:47
Save up here. But not with the benefits of parents.
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@Tiffany eh, not really
csgo plays fine at 800x600 :P
I'm not even kidding... some people do that
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I'll stick with 1080p/4k, thanks :P
Is there any place where you pay rent to parents? (Other than mowing he lawn etc)
@Bob or borderlands. I mean, it defaults to it...
14:48
@Hennes ??
@Bob it's not the question of how the game plays, it a question of... EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING TINY. Granted the laptop's display is about 10 to 11 inches
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@JourneymanGeek ugh
Who's that directed at....
@Hennes I help clean, and do housework when I am not working
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borderlands is significantly more, ah... flowery? than csgo
@Tiffany that part has nothing to do with the low res, though
14:48
@Bob it is an amusing 'bug'
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that's just a small screen
yeah, true
lol
@Tiffany I consider that size ideal for carrying around ....
I have to squint to see people. It's tough when I have an AK
(infact my last three laptops are thatish size)
Bob
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14:49
I can play at 1280x720 on my 4k/27" screen and everything should be more or less the same size
if rather blurry
it is perfect for carrying around. Like I said, it's a great LAN party laptop.
great for traveling, etc
granted, this is a gaming netbook so it's like an inch thick, almost
!!thatword
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@Tiffany I went with a W230SS for the portable-kinda-gaming thing :P
it works alright
and yea the thickness is annoying
but, hey, 13"... still in the pretty portable range
yeah
Bob
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14:52
@Annaduh did you end up picking up that other clevo?
gaming netbook .... that makes me think about playing muds.
I stick it in a backpack with keyboard and mouse
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I abandoned the whole portable gaming part of it :P
daily carry is now a tablet/convertible. currently, Miix 700
I just use my phone...
and play random mobile games.
@Bob not yet, I watched an alienware review video last night and I suddenly want that again
14:53
@Tiffany must be a huge backpack, or a tiny keyboard
Bob
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it still works well for gaming in bed though
@JourneymanGeek Diablo 3 backpack (got it on sale for 20 dollars) and a Steelseries 6gv2
Also need to trade in my >10x hard drives for the laptop and they want ID and proof of address and stuff which I don't have atm
Bob
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@Tiffany I've yet to find a good mobile game :\
got any suggestions?
it's a tight fit, but I can make it
Bob
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14:54
TWSS right there
@Bob Hearthstone, if you like card games. I've been playing Clash Royale off and on
ahh, regular keyboard, regularish backpack
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@Tiffany ah, did play some hearthstone (on pc) but I don't really like deck building :\
@Bob I netdeck :P
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is clash royale one of those with the random yelling guy as the icon? :P
I tend to avoid those icons
14:55
@Bob I find a deck online and build my deck based on that
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ah
@Bob remember the bent headband?
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I miss the days of temple run :P
FINALLY got a replacement shipped
Bob
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@JourneymanGeek oh, got a reply?
14:56
@Bob yeah. It's by Clash of Clans' creators. It's a strategy game where you place units on the screen, and try to destroy your opponent's base. Both of your bases are preconfigured, so no trying to make a fancy base defense (didn't enjoy that in Clash of Clans because I suck at designing bases)
Bob
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@JourneymanGeek arrived or just shipped out?
@Bob I yelled at em
Just shipped out
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@Tiffany ah. PvP or PvE?
I essentially told them this was the worst experience I have ever had with an RMA, ever.
@Bob PvP
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14:57
> The game combines elements from collectible card games, tower defense, and multiplayer online battle arena.
O_O
Which is true
@Bob You create a unit loadout, so there is some deck building, but there are only eight card slots, so it's not too rough. You can also upgrade the cards, which is where the microtransaction part comes in. You can buy chests for more cards, etc.
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@Tiffany Ah. I'll have to add it to the miles long todo list :P
Bob
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14:59
(most of my gaming is on the desktop these days, but I'll probably get bored and look for mobile ones again soon-ish)
I just picked a random video to show what the game looks like
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I'm weird
I play CS:GO and Insurgency. But then I also generally prefer PvE over PvP
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Those are... uh. The extreme PvP end of the spectrum?
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15:02
guess the whole playing/partying with friends makes up for it :P
can treat it more as coop
co-op with bots. MADE OF MEAT.
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@JourneymanGeek ha, ins actually has a proper co-op vs bots mode
o.O
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swarms of bots, you have to capture points
cs, on the other hand... bots are player substitutes
I am Trogdor the Burninator
Ima burninate ALL THE THINGS
15:09
er
No
Troggy used to be a mod ;p
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@JourneymanGeek s/mod/cartoon character/
or is that webtoon?
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Q: Troggy's beefy arm of moderation needs a break

TroggyThe smell of smoldering thatched roof cottages lingers in the distance. A ♦ seems to be newly absent from those old dragon scales. As part of the 2014 SuperUser moderator election coming to a close, I will be stepping down from my role as a moderator. Due to changing personal schedules, my fre...

In theory, I kinda semi replaced him ;p
Sorry I couldn't hear you, I was busy burninating your message
there was also a meme with a batsignal style thing
but I'm too sleepy to find it
> Everyone sing with me as I pass the ♦ on!
is there only one diamond in the SU castle?
and do you all have to share it?
15:14
Ooh yess I get to play STO with all the graphics maxed out now
With ALL THE THINGS TURNED ON! :-D
THE FIRST RULE OF THE DIAMOND IS WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DIAMOND!
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@Annaduh o.O got your new machine?
@Bob nO i FETCHED MY DESKTOP TO TRY CONVINCE MYSELF i DON'T NEED A NEW LAPTOP
Why can't I set bloom to high.... i want ALLL THE THINGS
15:18
@Burgi Sorry Burgi the diamond is in another castle
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@JourneymanGeek ⏹
Ohhhh cause it's in DX9 not DX111
@Bob the diamond has fallen over!
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@Annaduh :o.O33688775
@Burgi its sleeping. shhhh
15:19
lol
Hmm OK these graphics settings might be a bit too high
4K everything max, 8x antialiasing, 8x supersampling...
Yeah only 20fps :-|
I need a GTX 1080, that's what I need
16:14
who owns the copyright on the pipes screensaver?
16:24
/me shrugs
ms I'd presume
!!caaaaaaaaaaaat
@Annaduh That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: caaaaaaaaaat, caaaaaaaaat
!!caaaaaaaaat
Not cute enough
!!caaat
That's better
@Bob The downside seems to be everywhere I go 2.4Ghz becomes unusable
the downside to swapping to UBO is i have to reblock all the bloody cats
@XKCD 2 miles, 1 year... wow... in neighborhoods with lots of stray cats that would turn every catcalling jock into a "cat guy"
@allquicatic I wish it'd work like that, there's too few stray cats around here :-(
!!tell 33688406 caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
@DavidPostill I wish we could vote Ancillary for President instead of Hillary
@allquicatic is that like having an extra president? ;)
WAAAAA
I'm too sexy for my avatar

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