Well first of all, if there's another way to explain original sin and that stuff without Adam and Eve, and without contradicting other teaching, that would be fine. But in the meantime...

@MattGutting So are you saying essentially what this guy is saying?

@BruceAlderman exactly.

I love the understatedness in Bye's answer to this question: "They appear to be inaccurate."

@Mr.Bultitude The site spouting that nonsense now reads:

But you can't hide from the Wayback Machine.

@Nathaniel You actually can hide from the Wayback Machine. But many people don't even know it exists, let alone how to exclude a site from it.

@LeeWoofenden That's good to know, for the next time I make a prediction about the date of the end of the world (and perhaps some other scenarios :)). Thanks!

@Nathaniel Just . . . don't . . . lol. Meanwhile, I've updated the link in the question to point to its captured page on the Internet Archive.

@Nathaniel You can hide if you know how Wayback works (via a robots.txt exclusion). :)