@doppelgreener He told me (direct quote from email): “I got the complaint. I don’t think there’ll be further problems, but I’ll make sure that the dean knows you two weren’t in the wrong”

So that’s a good thing

Thanks for the reassurance, by the way — I have no idea where that came from, but it freaked me out especially bc rpg club is actually probably the third least controversial club I’m in (after the crochet club and the student singing group) and so I’m surprised people object to it

It was weird.

@BardicWizard fantastic!

I was hoping for an outcome of either "nothing is wrong" or "I will get ahead of this and make certain nothing is or will be wrong"

So that's excellent

@BardicWizard it's only controversial at all because someone decided it was based off of,.. well basically wrong assumptions and unfortunately other people picked that up and ran with it

I was surprised and a little upset to hear that a young person today is still being taught that stuff

@BardicWizard I can see how crochet is a dark magic. Making things out of yarn?!? Just conjuring three dimensional objects from a roughly two dimensional substrate! AND it's relaxing while you do it!

@GcL yarn is 1 dimensional!

@AncientSwordRage Your favorite player character is one dimesional! You're not even my real DM! /S

I should make a character called Yarn

They could be a bard that spins tales!

A tabaxi or teifling bard spinning tales AND tails!

@GcL they have a drop spindle to pull hair off their tail

@AncientSwordRage It's like they always say, a good shedder can make some cheddar.

of course, when they get up to mischief with other crocheting bards, you have to shout at them "GET A LOOM!"

Their alliance with the knitting rouges usually manages to hang on by a thread.

Which is funny, because from an outsider's perspective, they're all knotty... and natives of the prime material plane.

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