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user136984

22:01

How come nobody ever comes here?

user136984

Is this room really haunted?

user136984

Whaaaaaat

@ParanoidPanda Because everyone who comes to this room dies.

user136984

@Whaaaaaat: Hmm... I thought it might be something like that! :D

user136984

Well, I am already death itself so I have nothing to fear!

Whaaaaaat

22:09

And Death is going to die now.

user136984

@Whaaaaaat: I'm already dead, I have been for a long time... >:D

user136984

Whaaaaaat

So, you will die again.

There's no way to escape this. Once you post in this chat, you're marked for death regardless of your death state

user136984

@Whaaaaaat: You don't understand, I am the one that makes this so. I will come after you, you can't escape me, nothing can.

Whaaaaaat

@ParanoidPanda Unfortunately, you're wrong.

Tony the Pony is the killer here.

user136984

22:14

Tony the Pony?

user136984

No, this is the real killer:

Whaaaaaat

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A: RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool th...