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2x-1
2x-1
02:34
@user So epoch
Man, be careful, you'll be blocked by the server
Add a bit of bugs to your code
user
user
@2x-1 which server
Also welcome back!
2x-1
2x-1
@user The server that you usually host your code
user
user
Oh, it’s local
2x-1
2x-1
Yes
user
user
My computer would never betray me like that
@exedraj hi jeff
You owe me 5 dollars from 8th grade
exedraj
exedraj
02:37
I do?
well maybe I don't now.
user
user
Yes
exedraj
exedraj
I say i don't
so I don't
user
user
I say you do
exedraj
exedraj
I don't
user
user
Pay up and you won’t anymore
exedraj
exedraj
02:37
I'm not going to
2x-1
2x-1
@user By the way, how much did you pay for your computer?
user
user
Come on it’s just 5$
@2x-1 Idk, the hp website
exedraj
exedraj
@user no
user
user
Frick chat
exedraj
exedraj
I will not pay you moneys
user
user
02:39
0% jnterest jeff I’m a very understanding person
2x-1
2x-1
@user Oh nice, I haven't heard of a $5 computer
user
user
Wait ehat
2x-1
2x-1
Really cheap stuff on HP
user
user
The computer easnt $5
exedraj
exedraj
@2x-1 I do like adding bugs to my code
user
user
02:39
The dryer that jeff used was
exedraj
exedraj
dryer?
user
user
@exedraj i eat bugs
exedraj
exedraj
@user you are bugs
2x-1
2x-1
@user How to cook bugs
user
user
@exedraj yes after the water coaster ride thing
@2x-1 eat it raw like a REAL MAN ARRR
@exedraj yes
Don’t you remember jeff it was the last week of school there was a field trip to an amusement park to make up for the bomb threat
exedraj
exedraj
02:42
I'm not responsible for my actions
I never have been
user
user
You said you would pay me back
exedraj
exedraj
what makes you think I'll pay you for something stupid I did?
@user liar
user
user
@exedraj then who is
exedraj
exedraj
@user you
2x-1
2x-1
@user Mix it into the salad
user
user
02:43
@exedraj yes you are
exedraj
exedraj
@user no u
@2x-1 which kind of salad?
user
user
@2x-1 oh yeah that works too, caesar salad dressing
2x-1
2x-1
@exedraj Good salad
user
user
@exedraj u got me there with that argument i forgive ur debt
@2x-1 makes sense bad salad doesn’t taste good I’ve tried it
exedraj
exedraj
Good
2x-1
2x-1
02:44
When you eat raw lettuce, you also eat the bugs within it
Nice and fresh
So, we usually mix raw lettuce within our salad
user
user
Y’all want to join my bug bbq party on Sunday?
2x-1
2x-1
I'd rather eat lettuce
exedraj
exedraj
^
user
user
Bah, vegans
exedraj
exedraj
🌝
user
user
02:47
I EAT MY FOOD RAW AND LIVE LIKE A REAL MAN I DONT CARE THAT IVE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL SEVEN TIMES ITS WORTH IT TO KEEP MY MANHOOD
हीदरकहमिे््््््ु्ो्््््ॅअुगे््े््()८/५९९००००ॐनसकदहॅ॥॰॥॥॰ऽ€£¥<~ः€>%{॰॰॥॰पोीिुपुनुनननममि
2x-1
2x-1
@user Why do you need to go to the hospital
@user OMG this doesn't sound like a normal person
user
user
Food poisoning
Mad cow disease
Salmonella
Choking
2x-1
2x-1
Sick
In a word
user
user
Ikr
2x-1
2x-1
If you don't eat raw food, you'll never get sick in any way
user
user
02:49
Savage i am
@2x-1 impossible
2x-1
2x-1
@user I think this impossible-to-read Sanskrit Sutra is directly caused by food poisoning.
Maybe this Sutra has some kind of effect that directly causes food poisoning. Let's read it together
user
user
Anyway enuf incoherent ramblings for today gnight
@2x-1 uh ok
exedraj
exedraj
Jul 15 at 23:13, by lyxal
@2x-1 wait how'd you manage to fall into a toilet bowl? Does that mean that you are smaller than the average human? Or were you visiting a giant's house?
@2x-1 ^
2x-1
2x-1
@exedraj Because I have hallucinations
exedraj
exedraj
Ah I see
2
That makes sense
2
2x-1
2x-1
02:52
@user I tried to translate this, but I could not understand the meaning
100% nonsense
exedraj
exedraj
How's Fact coming along?
2x-1
2x-1
@user It says "Helium, helium, yellow river, yellow river, Huleva, human behavior, heart, brain, cardiology, Haiti, Hendrik Lorentz, cause, reason"
user
user
@2x-1 because i just hit random keys lol
2x-1
2x-1
Now, let's repeat it with all of our faith
Helium, helium, yellow river, yellow river, Huleva, human behavior, heart, brain, cardiology, Haiti, Hendrik Lorentz, cause, reason
This directly causes food poisoning, if I haven't mistaken
user
user
जा मर वेडया आता मी झोपतो
2x-1
2x-1
02:55
जा मर वेडया आता मी झोपतो
user
user
^ poorly written marathi
Razetime
Razetime
no wonder
definitely wasn't hindi
2x-1
2x-1
Any symptoms coming? Do you feel sick or have stomachaches or anything?
user
user
या ईंट वज नौट हिंदी आँड नीदर इज दिस @Razetime
2x-1
2x-1
@user Oh, I now feel my heart is pounding hard, and I am having an intense stomachache
user
user
02:58
@2x-1 i feel sleepy and slightly nauseous bit that’s normal
2x-1
2x-1
It's extremely painful
user
user
That sucks
2x-1
2x-1
Aaaargh
exedraj
exedraj
‎
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user
user
@exedraj what’s fact
exedraj
exedraj
03:01
@user 2x-1's new esolang
2x-1
2x-1
@user The ultimate answer to all golfing language competition
exedraj
exedraj
^
user
user
Ooh
What doex it looks like
2x-1
2x-1
Looks like lightly corrupted zalgo text
user
user
Lol
Github repo?
2x-1
2x-1
03:03
github.com/RocketScienc/Fact
exedraj
exedraj
@2x-1 It's great to see you here again!
2x-1
2x-1
@exedraj thank you
Wait, why are all the messages starred?
Who starred them, and how?
user
user
Mmm mrthinks you did too
I dif soe of them
I did some of them
2x-1
2x-1
@2x-1 Exactly. I starred some of them
But who did the rest
user
user
Me
2x-1
2x-1
03:06
I didn't star everything
user
user
Me
2x-1
2x-1
@exedraj 70%, a bit of compression syntax before I add more builtins. The core is <300 sloc, you should really read the code!
gtg, I thought of how to reimplement my two-pass lexer

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