There once was a user
Who was absolutely not a loser
He took CGCC by storm,
breaking almost every norm
To celebrate their prowess in Scala
Did other users throw a big gala
Some older users did our hero shock
Yet all they could do was sit back there and him mock
Though user did find this behavior worrisome
He did nothing, being kind, forgiving, and just plain awesome
He continued shining, distributing wisdom
Creating his own golfy kingdom
user quickly rose up CGCC's ranks
Definitely not aided by his collection of shanks
