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2x-1
2x-1
01:20
I can't invent any jokes without any silly topics...
Any silly topics?
2x-1
2x-1
The funniest thing I ever heard was a woman drinking herself to her death.
As we all know, water is the source of life.
How can a person drink to death?!
Well, in a water-drinking contest, she drunk 26 glasses of water in a row.
She must be the thirstiest lad in the contest.
And then, she died of some very serious brain-related disease because she had drunk too much water.
It's very obvious that she is "drunk" from water.
As we can imagine, the contest is definitely held in order to make people die.
So after 2005, the contest wasn't held anymore.
The contest holder was executed in front of the contestants.
 
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Lyxal
Lyxal
03:16
She's a good hydro homie
2x-1
2x-1
03:40
@Lyxal She's so good at drinking water...
When you fall into a flood, the water in the flood is good for you.
Because, firstly, you need water to survive -
And secondly, they help you to choke yourself to your death.
Flood water usually tastes better than purified water, because it also tastes like the ground.
So, when you take a gulp, you will feel that this is indeed the case.
You feel like you've drunk 26 glasses of water in a row.
And the feeling... it's so good! Isn't it? :)

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