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09:07
Today I learned a suffix called -brained.
> You can combine -brained with nouns to form adjectives which describe the quality of someone's mind when you consider that person to be rather stupid. [disapproval]
Example sentence: Albert Einstein is a genius**-brained** person who uses pure mathematics to do physics stuff. Only idiots like Aristotle would ever do that.
So, if I call you genius-brained next time, watch out! I'm saying that you are rather stupid!
 
3 hours later…
12:07
What did 0 say to 8?
"Nice belt"
or rather "N0ice belt"
notice it's Zero not the letter O in N0ice above
haha i'M sO fUnNy
the message above was an attempt to be funny by making it seem that i'm self-aware that i'm not funny
so was the one above it
so was the one above ...2
so was the one above ...3
so was the one above ...4
ad infinitum
"My name is Biggus Dickus, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. And, I'll defeat you, Big Chungus, in this life or the next." - Russel Crowe, Gladiator
Now I get it... Big Chungus was a Roman general. His full name was Gaius Biggus Chungus.

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