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2x-1
2x-1
00:35
If you smell a lot, you must be smelly!
If you taste a lot, you must be tasty!
Yes, I know that I'm not supposed to appear in your banquets...
I'm looking for something to eat. I'm going to eat all of you!
2x-1
2x-1
I had a class and my brain was very tired...
Then, mom told me to close all the windows in my house.
I thought this was going to be easy... so I think I closed them all.
Later on, mom scolded me for some kind of very weird reason...
I'm not sure how it happened, but I managed to open an already-closed window!
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal No, no! I meant to say "why did you post the image as it is"!
@Arjun c̶̨͡Ą̴͠N҉̨͡ I̴͜͠ h̴͜͞e҉̢͠l҉̧͠p̸̧҇ Y̷̡͝o̸͜͡U҉͢͝ i̶̡͠n̴̡͡ *̸͢͡a̸̧̛n̴̡҇y̴͢͠*҉̧͞ w̷̡͝a̷̢҇y̷͢͝?̵̨̛
@Arjun In Equestria, everything is FREE!
@Arjun But we do value friendliness pellets. Why? friendly ≈ friendship
Lyxal
Lyxal
00:54
@2x-1 oh lol because I needed a place to temporarily host the image
2x-1
2x-1
@Arjun /ks/
Oh no, I've ran out of ideas to post!
Oh wow. We have 2.3k messages already!
@Arjun Rely on a bot to add money to your account.
And then, you don't even need the bot! Just delete it!
Lyxal
Lyxal
@2x-1 so if I see a lot I must be seey
And if I breath a lot, I must be breathy
Therefore, the earth has a circumference of 6
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal 6 light years
Lyxal
Lyxal
@2x-1 no, just 6
2x-1
2x-1
Anyway, that's how big my planet is.
Lyxal
Lyxal
01:08
@2x-1 = 5
2x = 6
x = 3
2x-1
2x-1
01:29
@Lyxal Sorry, your first guess is wrong. My favorite number is π. Try again.
Now we clearly could continue S1E1 because nopony is in the chatroom right now.
The décor is coming along nicely.
I'll be at the library in no time. Beautiful indeed.
Judging from the décor, the pony in front of me is going to say something like "What" when she sees my mane.
Oh right, we're getting off-topic. Let's focus on her. Good afternoon -
 
2 hours later…
2x-1
2x-1
04:00
Rarity. Now, um, how can I help yo- wha-AAA-AAAH!
I knew it! She almost said the word "what".
Oh, you mean my mane?
Well, it's a long story.
I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair!
Wait! Where are we going?! Help!
My mane isn't that bad! I need to finish my checklist!
I'm surprised that Rarity has so many different kinds of clothing. She tried it on me, one-by-one.
Logically, her clothing is not quite satisfactory for my coat...
Ugh... I've... been sent... from Canterlot... to — !!!
crashing sound
Quick! Before she decides to dye my coat a new color!
2x-1
2x-1
No she's not. Focus on the checklist.
What's next on the list?
Oh my, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful.
I'm Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?
I'm sorry, what was that?
Didn't quite catch that.
Nevermind...
So, there must be a problem with her throat today, right?
She must've forgot her microphone.

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