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08:05
@Lyxal If you continue, I'm going to tie your tail into a dead knot...
So, you said you don't have a tail?
Today's silliness award is awarded to Lyxal! He managed to cut off his entire tail!
I believe the trend of the month is no tail!
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@Arjun Actually, did you see my joke here? :)
The dangerous pony in the legend is actually called Nightmare Moon.
Mare in the Moon is just a random harmless pony whose name can be used to make fun of non-bronies! ROFL
@hi. never had one, never will
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[facehoof]
Okay it's so boring. When can we start our party.
@Arjun she.
Because I'm already in my late psychosis.
@Arjun You're watching television in your living room while you're sitting in your sofa.
It's reasonable because 80% of the My Little Pony fans are around 17 yo.
@Lyxal Okay, great! You're very fashionable. I admire you!
You can cut off your mane to celebrate that!
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08:58
"Applejunk, what do I do?" -- S1E2 (emphasis mine)
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09:10
ARM = Architecture Reference Manual
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09:41
@hi. LMAO, what's wrong with Twilight's tongue?
Applejunk didn't like it that way. So she just let Twilight fall off the cliff!
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A: Print an alphabet wave

Lyxal05AB1E, 11 9 bytes AuDÀø13×» Try it online! Posting because it beats the other 05AB1E answer and kinda uses a different method -2 with vectorisation Explained Au # Push the uppercase alphabet. STACK = [A-Z] D # Duplicate that. STACK = [A-Z, A-Z] À # Rotate the alphab...

I actually outgolfed Enigma
A prominent 05ab1e golfer
lol
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10:20
@Lyxal hahahahahahahaha
 
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11:42
Does anyone realize that a cat has 9 lives, exactly 3^2 lives?
A business cat has 6 less lives than the usual cat.
An ant just has 1 life.
A Lyxal has 531,441 lives.
A silliness has 1,162,261,467 lives.
A zephyr has 2,541,865,828,329 lives.
Not much, right? :)
12:10
@hi. dadda aur ka chal raho zindagi mein? Roti paani milat ghare ki mahesh gupta jaiso haal hai.
Tum katai bhosdesu ho, lund ek dum. Pure gaand. Chutand singh.
Lawdasur ki tareeka se tum ab ja baat ko matlab pucheyo, par ja bhasah tum jaise jhatuan ke palle padye nahin, kaas ki tum lodu ho aur raheyo
pure chykelen briue slem, kotreyi jam brrr
decipher my runes if you can
;-)

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