« first day (3037 days earlier)      last day (1932 days later) » 

user15026
12:01 AM
(And now I've fallen down a soda brand wikipedia hole)
 
Ben
@Glazius Ahh yes. In that case I have not yet seen the Awakening
 
@Ash I would dig you out but then I would fall in :P
 
Ben
You're saying the latter are an update of the former?
 
The power of soda and Wikipedia combined is a horrible nemesis
 
user15026
@trogdor I suppose that is fair
 
Ben
12:03 AM
@Ash Speaking of soda, apparently there is a Ranch Dressing Soda flavour
 
Lol
 
user15026
@Ben no thank you.
 
Ben
 
WTF
Kill iiiiiiit
 
12:08 AM
Jul 14 '13 at 15:57, by BESW
The Rule of Fantasy Apostrophes: All apostrophes in the middle of fantasy names are now to be pronounced "boing."
For @VLeeArt Magnus! 🔮 #digitalart
 
Ben
There is a game system based on anthropomorphic animals. As a bit of fun I built a Raccoon Necromancer.
I wish to play this.
 
@Ben I'd go as Necrohamster
 
Ben
@MikeQ Rac-romancer
 
@Ben Possibly? Can't find much one way or the other, except where they couldn't license much new art. Probably best to treat the 3e version as its own animal.
 
Ben
Fair. I'm writing up a 5e adventure based on the first game, so this is definitely a whole new animal of itself.
 
12:16 AM
Monsters will probably have some stuff worth mining?
 
@Ben Which one?
 
Ben
@Glazius For sure.
 
@Ben Or the monkey archetype, Way of the Four Elephants
 
Ben
@BESW I can't remember the name of it unfortunately, and it was while we were playing the Darks Souls board game (lots of fun cc @miniman) so I never really payed much attention to it - other than the fact that a Necromancer Raccoon is entirely possible in said system. Lol
All I do remember is that the cover of the manual had cartoon representations of the PCs on it.
 
Ironclaw?
 
Ben
12:19 AM
@BESW … maybe?
[googles]
Yes. That's the one
 
I know about it because Ursula Vernon's group was using its setting and flavor for their 4e game.
based on tawny frogmouth & my fave birb
 
Ben
Apparently according to the DM of our group, that particular build in unsavoury for some reason or other.
 
12:35 AM
A trash panda that animates corpses? Can't imagine anyone would object.
 
Ben
I know right
 
I'd expect a trash panda necromancer would mostly use roadkill.
 
Ben
I think it'd be dependant on the era haha
^ this guy looks like Meeko (from Pocahontas)
 
A lot of anthro artists get started by copying Disney designs.
 
Ben
True. It's a good foundation
When I was picturing my Necro-trash-panda-mancer I was picturing something along these lines
Just with a Raccoon cackling madly in the middle
I also enjoy giving my characters very generic names... Like I'm thinking of calling this guy "Geoffrey" (if I do ever get around to playing him) haha
 
12:57 AM
@Ben You might like Secrets of Cats.
Animating inanimate objects (including corpses) is a specialty you can take, and it often requires snackrificing a small animal.
 
Ben
"snackrificing" [chuckles]
 
> Our most potent magics must be fueled by blood sacrifice. To lengthen and empower our spells, we will kill a small animal like a bird, mouse, frog, or rat and pour its life force into our spells. Of course, no decent feline would sacrifice a sapient animal.
[...]
The corpse must be fresh—one sleep old or less—but it doesn’t have to be complete; you might like to bite the head and front parts off for a tasty snack before you get to work.
For example, you can use a snackrifice to ward an area against a particular threat, and the ward will last for as long as the corpse remains there.
(This is why cats are so upset when we throw out the things they leave under our pillow.)
 
Ben
It all makes sense now
Lol
 
Some cats can use wards to create invisible ramps and bridges which give them access to impossible-to-reach places.
But since they can't use magic in front of humans, they sometimes get stuck if their burden (that's what they call their human) comes along unexpectedly.
 
Ben
There are a lot of systems that I want to play and play again - for one-offs or more involved games. Fate, Dark Heresy, Ironclaw, Iron Kingdoms, my friend's homebrew zombie survival system, AFMBE, maybe a few others
 
1:12 AM
If you like zombies, check out Morts.
A generation after the zombie apocalypse, zombie-hunter is a poorly-paid government job that nobody wants unless they're desperate or a little crazy.
 
1:25 AM
@Ben I forgot to mention to you, we finally tried it! We cleared out the "easy" encounters, beat the "medium" encounter, then ran out of time.
 
Ben
That sounds about the same level as a pigeon hunter at the airport.
@Miniman Nice :D We've only managed to beat the "easy" encounter so far haha
 
When we flipped the medium card, we all went "oh crap, we should've rested and refought the easy encounters". But we managed to scrape through without a death.
 
Ben
Nice
So far we've fought The Titanite Demon, and the Outrider Knight
I think one other as well...
It is a very well balanced game
If a little more role-focussed. I.e. Tank, DPS, healer, etc.
 
The only part I didn't like was that there's no point leveling except to meet equipment requirements, so we ended up sitting there rolling for equipment for ages, trying to find something worth using.
 
Ben
Ah fair enough. We've usually had pretty good luck on that front, and trade things off to other players that they would find more useful.
Some of the rules are a little ambiguous though. It took us a while to realise your health and stamina reset after each room.
 
1:49 AM
Yeah, we had some teething problems of that kind. After the first room, we were all "I know it's Dark Souls, but really? " Once you work out the actual rules, it's not that hard.
 
Ben
The difficulty comes when you actually die.
 
I mean, we didn't make it to an actual miniboss or boss, so I don't particularly know what I'm talking about.
 
Ben
Before we understood the rules, we didn't make it through the first main encounter. After that it was a bit more reasonable - we were also a bit more in-sync so it was like the first time you played DS1 vs the first time you played DS2
 
hey there @Glazius
 
@Shalvenay Evening.
 
1:57 AM
how're things going?
 
2:07 AM
@Ben Bad analogy - the first time I played DS2 was SotFS (ugh) :P
 
Ben
@Miniman Haha. Well, in comparison, I died within the first 20 minutes of playing DS1, but in DS2 there was an achievement for your first death, and that was the second achievement I got in that game
 
@Shalvenay I'm going to have to spend the evening writing an answer, looks like.
 
@Glazius ah. what time slots do you have open on weekends these days?
hey there as well @MikeQ
 
Howdy!
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer, messaging number in answer, pattern-matching email in answer (434): Could a spellcaster use a spell with the cold descriptor to form a bridge on top of lava? by navain on rpg.SE (@doppelgreener)
 
Ben
2:17 AM
@SmokeDetector @Glazius what did you do...? :P
 
@MikeQ would now be a good time for us to talk some on Discord?
 
2:28 AM
@Shalvenay I have no absolute commitments on weekends at the moment, but there may be demands from week to week, which is why I ask for two days' notice.
 
@Glazius okiedokie
 
 
2 hours later…
4:27 AM
hey there @Joshua
 
Ben
Hows things going @Shalv
 
alright here, as for you?
 
Ben
Fiddling with IIS and updating Database programs that apparently need extra patches to translate properly from US to AU.
All without helpdesk support because it's after hours for them lol
 
4:45 AM
funny that you'd need patches to translate a program from English to English :P
 
Ben
Not the language, the code. Lol
 
:P
 
Well Ben it's most likely decimal separator or date/time format
 
I know, I know :) date/time formatting is a pain in the butt -- I should start using ISO 8601 more in everyday life, even
 
Pain in the butt: the guy who figures out that quark condensates are a potentially real thing and wants to use true polymorph to make them from monsters
 
4:54 AM
@Joshua LOL!
exploding gnome recipe ;)
 
If you thought magantars were bad, you don't want any strange stars nearby.
 
Ben
@Joshua Preeeetty much.
 
Incidentally, at what CR should the strange elemental be?
 
Ben
It's just a matter of finding which ones are causing the conficts
 
@Joshua I don't think you can define a CR for such a creature?
 
5:00 AM
Well it has 126 HP and an AC of 10^17.
 
LOL, I think the CR would be ~10^17 then by the DMG logic
 
One sliiight problem. If the arcane archer's projected anti-magic field is still a thing, then if you can survive the ensuing blast you can reach some stupid epic levels immediately.
 
...what even happens to XP after you get to L20 and get an Epic Boon?
 
all the XP cost item creation your heart desires
Thing is, it's a pretty dumb encounter unless you deliberately annoy it, because it can't tell you from a hard vacuum.
 
@Joshua as long as you don't find yourself on the Plane of Strange Matter unexpectedly....
(there is also the most charming place known as the Plane of Charm Matter)
 
5:08 AM
unfortunately, while strange matter might be stable at really high G forces, charm won't be
hmmm plane of strange matter, sounds like CS Lewis's The Great Divorce
 
 
1 hour later…
6:22 AM
Guess I'm starting another small games collection, because you can never have too many. These are meant to function as play-by-post prompts for Blades in the Dark. Here's a first one, which is also a love letter to the Festival of Doskvorn episode (S01E12) of @magpies_pod.
 
 
3 hours later…
9:34 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching product name in body, potentially bad ns for domain in body, potentially bad keyword in body (297): virtually can not stand it as you can still achieve first by wiopasas on rpg.SE (@doppelgreener)
 
 
1 hour later…
10:38 AM
Quick trivia of the day: Seems Cards Against Humanity isn't as original as one may think
(disclaimer: never been a fan of that game in the first place, just happened to stumble upon this older game page - don't know if there are other similarities.)
 
the abstract concept seems like it probably goes back a long way
 
@Carcer yep, but I wouldn't have expected someone to actually sell such a game back in 1890.
That said, I would never had expected a game where you have to hide some radioactive uranium sample in the room and then have your friends find it using a small Geiger counter
 
that does sound like something that Cards Against Humanity would ship if they could find a way to do it legally.
 
@Carcer .... wait, you though that was a joke?
 
No, I was aware of that too
I was also making a joke
jokeception
 
10:52 AM
from the same company that brought you "Gilbert glassblowing lab"
"now, little kid, put the glass stick on the included FREE FLAME KEROSENE LAMP"
when it turns RED, try to bend it with your bare hand.
You will notice that now you can bend the glass pipe!
(You will also notice intense pain and smell of burned flesh, but please try not to focus on those)
 
well that was the 50s, right?
All those kids grew up just fine.
wait, no, the opposite of that
oh no
 
same years....
yep, those are toys.
and yep, real iron.
 
 
1 hour later…
12:19 PM
1
Q: Community Promotion Ads — 2019

JNat2019 is here! And with the new year, as usual, comes a new iteration of Community Promotion Ads! Let’s refresh these for the coming year :) What are Community Promotion Ads? Community Promotion Ads are community-vetted advertisements that will show up on the main site, in the right sidebar. The...

 
 
1 hour later…
1:39 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title (195): Testimony for herpes by Patricia Robert on rpg.SE (@doppelgreener)
 
@SmokeDetector well that's not a thing I expected to see testimony for
 
what? I blocked smoke detector
 
@goodguy5 Testimony for herpes
 
in favor of? neat I guess
 
"The Herpes virus is innocent! It is I, the lymphatic system, that causes those sores to appear!"
 
1:52 PM
Good mor- [slowly backs away]
 
yea, I got tired of seeing the smoke detector things and blocked them. overall worth it
 
2:04 PM
...so you can play Golden Sky Stories to save Christmas, because of course you can.
The Visitor playbook is pretty much designed for somebody to drop in and play for a bit - they find it easier to form connections to other people, and their capstone power is to go away again and make everyone forget about them but they all get Dreams to forge connections with other people. It's introduced by a gleep-glop alien who ends by saying "even your Earth human Santa Claus is a visitor" and SANTA NEEDS CHRISTMAS CHEER TO GO BACK TO THE NORTH POLE YOU GUYS
 
@Glazius awwww
That's adorable
 
@doppelgreener Golden Sky Stories is in the unfortunate position of being a book that makes you want to hug it, which is not good for books.
 
2:20 PM
Haha!
I've played it before but only had the PDF. I guess that's a good thing.
 
2:36 PM
I wouldn't mind trying GSS right now
I'm in otherwise a pretty happy shape but my spirits are being dragged down by some misfortunes that are affecting some close friends
Nothing like a new system to cheer me up
 
GSS is about cute spirits and folklore creatures helping other people who need help.
In the session I played we came across a spirit who was sad because she was lonely and nobody ever visited her shrine, so we played games with her to cheer her up and I think we planned to find a way to bring some new attention to her shrine.
It is nice and wholesome.
 
I love questions like this; that group appears to be having a very intriguing adventure.
 
temptation to answer the question in the title by simply going "Have you tried seeing how they react to a puppy?" is high
 
3:23 PM
Are they in fact, a tin man?
 
 
2 hours later…
5:22 PM
@goodguy5 Nothing indicates that they are selling aluminum siding. (Vague reference to a Danny Devito/Richard Dryfus movie, Tin Men)
 
6:00 PM
@SevenSidedDie - "I have sometimes submitted a WIP answer then immediately deleted it" - I've saw some of your answer SSD, and for some of them you should have just stopped there. ;) :D
 
6:11 PM
This seems like something ya'll would enjoy: Zorro RPG
2
 
That's the blind guy who fights crime right?
 
No, you're thinking of Daredevil, I think it's the guy with the cowl, a cape, and a butler.
 
I've always been more of a bande-dessinée type (as is common here)
My childhood comic heroes were Asterix and Lucky Luke, and to a lesser extent, Tintin.
 
6:34 PM
What's the date today, the fifteenth?
Then tomorrow's the sixteenth! Eureka, we're saved!
 
@SirCinnamon "Uh, Mr Tintin, we know that's just the moon doing that"
 
honestly, I'm surprised the Zorro RPG kickstarter didn't get a star.
I thought you guys would be kickstartstarrers
is this answer acceptable?

https://rpg.stackexchange.com/a/139743/34716
 
6:51 PM
@goodguy5 It answers the question, but I don't know what the policy on linking products is
 
exactly
 
Another answer links prop cigarettes for purchase
I guess as long as he answers that he isnt affiliated with the product it seems fine, although I might propose an edit for formatting
 
I suppose. seems like some aggressive linking. Not that I really care, but it seems like something that would be cared about on this stack
 
Admittedly it's an answer composed mostly of links but... well that question is of a unique sort for this stack so it may warrant a different type of answer
Hmm the first link is also just a link to an amazon search which isnt exactly helpful
 
I updooted it and moved on
 
7:01 PM
Following the addition of nonaffiliation disclosure it safely passes
Thanks for bringing it up
 
@goodguy5 I'm not much of a kickstarter or a shopper in general
:(
 
 
1 hour later…
8:46 PM
@SirCinnamon It's also crucial that there's enough information in the answer to be useful if the links go dead. Which it looks like there is.
 
@SirCinnamon i've edited that to be more star friendly :D
 
@goodguy5 You posted it at 4 in the morning.
 
@doppelgreener Appreciate it!
Was heading out for lunch and someone sent that, figured i'd pass it along
 
@BESW australia?
 
@goodguy5 Guam.
 
9:04 PM
oh wow.I have a lot of questions about living in Guam, but work's over and I have an appointment. I will follow up later.
 
@goodguy5 Why are all the answers suggesting alternatives to smoking tobacco rather than ways to simulate smoking (like maybe something with dry ice)?
 
9:25 PM
Because, practically speaking, that's how you do it.
Dry ice would be dangerous.
There's powder-filled fake cigs, but they're also somewhat dangerous and never look right because powder goes down instead of up.
(These options are mentioned in deleted answers.)
 
Alternately, host your LARPing outside during winter.
 
 
2 hours later…
11:39 PM
hey there @ACuriousMind
hey as well @MikeQ
 
Hey @Shalvenay, did you get any more ideas about that system you're working on?
 
@MikeQ going to have to mull things over for a while -- come up with an activity list/roll table, for one, and think about statblocks as well
 

« first day (3037 days earlier)      last day (1932 days later) »