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@goodguy5 yup. Looking at the list, I would personally cut it off at 5 and everything below could be controllable
@Rubiksmoose agreed, but can certain things above that be controllable?
Giant Vultures being my main example
@goodguy5 indeed. That would imply some other criteria besides simple Int score would have to be considered
Giant Eagles are at 8!
that's the highest, though, for beasts
@goodguy5 Maybe because of Tolkien?
Giant Apes are 8 as well
Though, tbh, that makes an amount of sense
*Giant Owls
19:09
yeah that does make a certain amount of sense for suyre
so, a 3rd level Ranger Beastmaster can get a Giant Owl at level 3 (it's CR1/4) and it's as smart as a freaking party member.
@goodguy5 hah! that is pretty funny actually.
At 8 Int, It should start wondering where it's share of the treasure is.

At 8 Int, it's more of a moral dilemma as to if I should kill a Giant Owl than it is if I should kill an Orc.
Party confronted by puzzle "Sorry Targ the Destroyer, we're going to let the owl handle this one"
@GreySage I'm glad no one was paying attention to me, just lol'd at work
19:14
@goodguy5 Both Orcs and Half-Ogres have 7 int...
@goodguy5 this is amazing
@GreySage EXACTLY MY POINT
how is the giant eagle wiser than the giant owl?
@Rubiksmoose Because owls are more trusting than eagles. Just look at Owl in Winnie the Pooh.
How is a giant Elk as smart as a giant Ape?
19:17
@KorvinStarmast wow that is pretty terrible yeah
@GreySage now that makes literally no sense
@goodguy5 hahaha I'm not confident that that is an archetypal example of an owl :)
@Rubiksmoose what about of a GIANT owl?
Those guys are always giving advice to bears, and reading books.
and occasionally watching after adolescent kangaroos
@Rubiksmoose Because the giant eagles know to put "yes" above "no" and not accept B as an input when getting to the confirmation page after long walls of text.
SCREW YOU KAEPORA GAEBORA
@Yuuki hahahaa that has to be the more specific reference I've seen on here in a long time.
@Yuuki what?
19:31
This jerk.
@trogdor ON the other hand, late teens to early 20's young men frequently do things of questionable wisdom "here, hold my beer ..." and off it goes ...
@goodguy5 smarter than some
@KorvinStarmast yeah, I like to think I did fewer stupid things
but maybe I just didn't notice
@Shalvenay @trogdor @KorvinStarmast If the weather's bad in the northeast in ways that changes my Saturday plans, would you-all be (a) around for and (b) interested in a session Saturday night?
@nitsua60 out of too-late curiosity...what time do your sessions start?
19:34
@nitsua60 I have not yet told the Missus that sat nite was cnx'd, the mondy night group was cnx due to DM being sick, and Thursday nite group is not meeting ... so I will make the case that I can be on.
@nitsua60 seeing as I still don't do much else on my Sundays, yes I think I would
@NautArch 9PM eastern.
@NautArch Ooh, might we have a chance at a 4th? :) 9-12 PM eastern, Saturday.
@nitsua60 one of these days I am going to do one of these with you guys.
@nitsua60 do i need to be regular or could it be occasional?
19:40
@NautArch What we had hoped to do was have a group that can stay together and do the ToA adventure ... I don't know how well "now and again" will or would fit into that, but nits can give you the final read on that.
@NautArch I'd put that as a question to the whole group. Rather, I will, and will let you know the consensus.
@KorvinStarmast that's fair, I just don't know if i can commit to a 2nd group.
That's okay--just make this your primary and tell everyone else they're now your second group.
=D
@NautArch I'd love to see you in the group if we can make it work, though. The Back Room has us discussing that back and forth, if you want to throw the ideas you have up there we can all mind mash it to see what works.
Hmm, I am not sure what a mind mash is, but I think I may have created my first neologism ... but I better check the urban dictionary first ...
@KorvinStarmast sounds yummy.
19:44
@KorvinStarmast I don't know myself but I'm sure the illithids think it would go great with brain gravy.
Well what do you know, no entry of mind mash at UD, so I guess I need to provide a provisional meaning. Similar to brainstorm, but with gravy is where I'll start.
Etymology includes influences from The Monster Mash, which was a dance of the monsters in a popular song.
Bobby Boris Picket, I think
@KorvinStarmast Vulcan mind meld, too.
@nitsua60 lol
It's sort of a neologistic portmanteau of the two.
@nitsua60 I'll go with that, and a side order of chicken wings
19:47
@KorvinStarmast Brainstorms with a Chance of Mind Mash?
Mind Mash: a neolgistic portmanteau of brainstorming and the Vulcan mind meld, with a cultural reference to the Monster Mash song/dance. Meaning: getting multiple people together to assess an idea, discuss it, and come to a resolution with the express purpose of something fun or light hearted being the result.
Gravy is extra
Depending upon the social setting, dancing may be involved.
Whoa, that was weird, YouTube offered up Dead Flowers by the Rolling Stones when I played the youtube Monster mash at the above link.
I guess I must have visited a bunch of Rolling Stones content from this IP address ... ?
Stop mind mashing with youtube :)
@Rubiksmoose Uh oh, I appear to be starting to dance! Help me, I can't stop my happy feet!
@KorvinStarmast XD
IIRC, Bangers and Mash is sausage and mashed potatoes, so a British English first impression of this neologism is likely to be culinary. That's why the gravy is extra. Profit motive. :)
19:56
@KorvinStarmast always get you with the extra add-ons
For some reason the word "Neologism" refuses to stay in my head.
Yeah, but mashed potatoes and gravy is simply awesome. I live for that each year at thanksgiving.
same
@KorvinStarmast I hope that isn't the only time they are available
I almost prefer the potatoes and gravy to the turkey
almost
19:59
@GreySage We don't make mashed taters as much any more since we have reduced some kinds of our carb intakes. As we age, we don't burn the fuel as fast.
Taters are a Once In A While food.
I don't get em too often either
technically I could still, for now
Arrgh, I know we have a question on scrolls and whether you have to concentrate on a spell cast from a scroll (I think you do) but I just got a call so .. later.
@KorvinStarmast you do 99% sure.
DMG pg. 141:
"The spell uses its normal casting time, range, and duration, and the user of the item must concentrate if the spell requires concentration. Many items, such as potions, bypass the casting of a spell and confer the spell's effects, with their usual duration."
But I don't actually see a question on it. I thought there was one as well
20:19
concentration from magic item spellcasting - but that's not really about scrolls
20:32
OK, I'll go under the assumption that conc for a spell scroll where noted ... until and unless I figure out otherwise
See the rules on casting spells from magic items (DMG, 141). There you will find the answer you seek. #DnD https://twitter.com/wyndll/status/745038632340201472
that seems especially useless
Some magic items allow the user to cast a spell from
the item. The spell is cast at the lowest possible spell
level, doesn't expend any of the user 's spell slots, and
requires no components, unless the item's description
says otherwise. The spell uses its normal casting time,
range , and duration, and the user of the item must
concentrate if the spell requires concentration. Many
items , such as potions, bypass the casting of a spell
and confer the spell's effects, with their usual duration.
@GreySage yah, that's what Rubiksmoose quoted, too.
20:47
in other words, yes you have to concentrate if you cast the spell, but potions and most non-scrolls/staves don't actually have you cast the spell
bit the bullet and bought a bunch of dndbeyond publications
such as?
@NautArch it is pretty darned convenient even if the search function is garbage at times.
@Rubiksmoose Yeah, I figured it's a good idea. Do you access it on mobile through the web or is there an app?
haven't looked yet.
hmm, looks like curse has an early access app?
@NautArch oh?
20:52
looks like web might be better?
it's a beta
on android, at least
@NautArch web for me. didn't even look for an app since I assumed it would be highly visible if there was one.
@goodguy5 oh btw you may want to delete you comment under my question since I updated it. It was very helpful though.
The Minneapolis Avengers
@BESW Is that The Captain Formerly Known As America?
21:08
lol
The Captain Formerly Known As America is Nomad.
So... post Civil War?
Yes, I would like to box up the Civil War storyline and post it to somewhere remote and preferably on fire.
Movie or comic? I wasn't aware they made a comic one, never mind
The movie was thematically flawed and indulged in some light character assassination, but that's the absolute best they probably could've done considering the source material.
21:20
I have some questions about certain decisions made in the MCU's Civil War storyline, but it was good as far as MCU stuff goes (which, yes, isn't saying much).
As far as in-universe stuff goes, I question Steve's decision to take on 6 supersoldiers, all of whom are as strong or stronger than Bucky (who he has had trouble defeating as well), with the team he brought.
And also bringing Bucky to a guy who has already shown that he can brainwash him.
I don't ask my superhero movies to make tactical sense. They aren't that kind of story. But I do expect them to have emotional and thematic coherence.
My 2 biggest gripes about Civil War (movie) are that 1) 90% of the movie could have been wrapped up by Rogers and Stark talking together and coming to reasonable conclusions like adults, and 2) The entire "russian supersoldier" plot required no addressing. The heroes literally could have ignored the whole thing, thus removing one of the biggest conflicts in the movie, and nothing bad would have happened.
Related to 2: The 'bad guy' could have just told the Avengers "Hey, there are a bunch of old russian super soldiers over here, you may want to check that out" and it would have accomplished the same thing his whole plot with multiple murders did.
@GreySage If you're talking about his murders at the beginning of the movie, particularly of the Soviet guy, I think that was so he could get (video) confirmation that Bucky killed Tony's parents.
And the point of killing the other dudes was because he needed Bucky and Tony in the same room when he showed the video and he had no idea where Bucky was.
And killing the other dudes and framing Bucky was to get everyone to look for him because one guy who used to be a member of a third-world country's secret death squads doesn't really have the resources to pull off a worldwide manhunt.
@Yuuki Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but wasn't his whole goal just to get rid of the super soldiers?
@GreySage No, his goal was to destroy the Avengers.
Or rather, to get them to turn on each other.
The super soldiers was his way of getting Steve, Bucky, and Tony to the place.
21:32
@GreySage I am sure that if I had done a bit more digging I'd have tripped over that. Thanks.
Honestly, as far as characterization in Civil War goes, I liked Zemo the most. In the comics, he's basically just another Red Skull. Nazi with a weird thing going on with the face.
@Yuuki Based on my quick reading of wikipedia, you're right. Which of course raises the 3rd biggest problem, people getting mad at the Avengers over stuff that wasn't their fault. Everyone is mad that the Avengers trashed parts of Sokovia, while ignoring the fact that if they didn't the whole planet would have been destroyed.
@GreySage I'm not sure whether people are aware that Tony Stark made Ultron. But barring that, people blaming superheroes for saving them is a pretty common trope in the Marvel universe.
ok so there's no way that disintegrate is not supposed to work on a creature already at 0 hp, but darned if I can think of a rules-based way to justify that.
"Damnit, Barry" may be a DC TV meme, but the MCU pioneered the concept with "Damnit, Tony," and they aren't letting it go.
21:38
Really, it should be "Dammit, Wanda".
@Yuuki And it's stupid, and writers who aren't stupid should have fixed it.
Not sure why more people aren't angry at her instead of Tony.
@GreySage I mean, if the general population knew that Tony Stark made Ultron, their reactions would be a lot more understandable.
@Yuuki They are, stupidly. "Oh, you saved hundreds of people, you're so terrible for not being perfect and letting 4 of them die".
But it's unknown as to whether that's public knowledge or not.
@GreySage 4? I'm like 80% certain that building had more than 4 people in it.
@Yuuki Maybe 10, but it didn't blow up the whole building, just part of 1 floor of it.
21:41
And also, there's a legitimate question about sovereignty here.
What you had was basically a foreign PMC performing a military operation without alerting anyone.
@Yuuki indeed, and the Sokovia Accords make a lot of sense, but getting mad at the Avengers for other things and using them as excuses to make the accords is stupid.
The whole thing --starting with the comic storyline-- was a clear case of having an end goal and then forcing a plot to get us there no matter how contrived or inconsistent.
@Rubiksmoose It's supposed to disintegrate if the target hits 0. It's a bit of a rules blindspot, but I'd say if the target is at 0 after the spell hits them, they get disintegrated
As far as what we know from the U.N. and people not General Ross (because General Ross is a jerk), the Accords were motivated by Sokovia and Lagos.
Bringing up New York and Harlem was all Ross, IIRC.
@GreySage That is definitely what I would say, but I think there are other abilities that trigger on dropping to 0 hp that would probably not be intended to work that way. I'm guessing on this right now since I haven't had time to look yet.
21:45
> "Girls can have over a million eggs in them when they're young."
> "... that's a lot of omelets..."
:/
@Rubiksmoose Well, what I'd actually say is "Your character disintegrates into a pile of dust", and then leave it since I'm the GM in this scenario.
@Yuuki very, very small omelettes.
Looking back on Civil War and everyone's respective movies, the phrase "we make our own monsters" from Iron Man 3 is a lot more interesting.
Heavy blanket = good mental health
Advantage to Wisdom saves for sure
Iron Man 3's been growing on me recently.
Yeah, there's the obvious problem of the Mandarin being revealed as an invention of a white guy and I still have mixed feelings about that regardless of whether it's supposedly "solved" by a DVD extra.
22:08
I thought it was moderately clever to have an irredeemably racist villain concept turn out to be someone exploiting our society's credulous eagerness to believe that such things are real.
It's not without its own problems, but definitely an interesting meta-textual approach.
22:20
At least the Iron Man saga has a consistent theme of "mistakes/actions in the past will come back to haunt you". I'm still not sure what the Thor saga is supposed to be about.
Colonization.
Ragnarok was not subtle about that.
But, for example, Loki turned villain in the first film because his backstory mirrors that of the Lost Generations.
@Yuuki Thor is about masculinity and how it's great and solves all the problems
"I killed your people during my expansionist wars but raised you disconnected from your history and forced you to take on my own identity. Why aren't you grateful?"
"..."
I guess? I guess if you picture the Dark Elves as natives (given that they lived in the universe before "light" or whatever), that kinda works.
Dark World is a bit of a mess all around.
But yeah, the Thor arc is also about rejecting toxic masculinity, and about needing to take responsibility for cleaning up the exploitative privilege we've inherited.
22:29
I'm not entirely certain Asgard vs. the Frost Giants was an expansionist war. I think it's implied in Ragnarok that Odin stopped his empire-building a long, long time ago.
I mean, nobody in Asgard remembers Hela.
The timeline's muddy, as is how long "a long long time ago" was.
Except Heimdall, I guess?
But it's foggy as to whether that's because he's old or because he's has his Mystical Eyes.
At the very least, the Frost Giants are enemies of Asgard because of that expansionist history.
The Lost Generations didn't start until after the indigenous peoples weren't a credible threat anymore, after all.
@BESW Supposedly, the Frost Giants attempted to conquer Midgard and that's why they fought. But Niflheim (I think that's the Frost Giants' realm?) is conspicuously one of the Nine Realms that Odin conquered.
@Yuuki See also: the "Cowboys and Indians" narrative.
I don't think Branagh had a lot of these themes at the forefront of his mind in the original Thor, but they're there and Taika Waititi drew them out into the text.
22:34
I guess Captain America's storyline is about rejecting big shadowy organizations and thinking for yourself or something? I dunno, the first one was a mess as far as themes go.
Steve Rogers' stories should, in my opinion, always touch variations on the theme of allyship: people whose circumstances let them ignore an injustice committed against others, but who take an active role in fighting injustice anyway. The stories aren't always about that, but they're better the more they use it as a touchstone.
Cap's arc in the films got thrown off course by Civil War, I think, because everybody's character needed to get bent in order to reach the producers' marks for what the movie had to have.
I think, at the end, his themes are about finding the balance between justice and mercy, in a world that often obfuscates the nature of both.
In that, Civil War does an okay job of sticking to point even if the things it's saying aren't coherent.
Side note on Civil War, I hate the "River of Truth" speech and while I appreciate that they didn't give the lines to Steve in the movies, I still hate that they felt it necessary to be included.
I don't care if it's an iconic moment for Cap in the comics, it's a dumb speech.
It's an "iconic moment" in the Civil War comics. And everything from that storyline can go jump in the river of truth and drown.
(Also, it's not Cap's words anyway. He's quoting Mark Twain.)
...now I want Ursula Vernon to get tapped to write some Steve Rogers.
22:51
@BESW oh man. i really didn't understand why he responded the way he did until you put it like that just then.
@doppelgreener yeah, it's not just "we didn't tell you you're adopted."
It's... so much more. He got smacked with generational trauma in that moment.
@BESW transgenerational trauma or something else?
(google isn't offering me up a different kind but i'm not sure this is what you mean)
The terms aren't universally codified yet.
Though Loki's particular flavor is... outside the normal range, because comics.
Somebody could make a PhD off analyzing how the Thor arc does and does not reflect various real-world experiences.
It's particularly interesting because he tries to resolve it by destroying the Frost Giants, essentially rejecting the culture of his birth in favor of the culture that he's adopted/was adopted into.
And then he falls into an abyss of spacetime and gets brainwashed by a giant alien raisin.
:shrug:
I think of that as "I'm going to find a dad who loves me for who I am!" and he finds the absolute worst role model possible who's more than happy to exploit Loki's insecurities.
Thanos looks like an abusive dad who would make his kids fight each other for his own amusement and warped sense of power... oh
@doppelgreener GODDAMMIT
Ben
Ben
@doppelgreener Only because it popped up in my newsfeed as I saw this post.
I'm increasingly doubtful that Infinity War will give Thanos his original motivation for gathering the Stones. Which is a shame because that means we'll miss out all the best parts of the story.
IIRC, his original motivation had something to do with a personification of death, so I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
@Ben fantastic
23:06
Thanos has fallen in love with the Embodiment of Death, but is rejected because he's too weak and Death can only love an equal.
Ben
Ben
@BESW FYI - this is a different "Death" that Deadpool is in a relationship with
So he gathers the Infinity Stones to gain power over all reality, and goes back to Death... who tells him that now he's so much more powerful than her, and Death can only love an equal.
And all of this is done without her talking to him at all: she uses intermediaries because he's first too weak, and later too strong, for her to speak to directly.
@Ben I don't think this is set in stone because I recall some writers writing stuff like Thanos being jealous of Deadpool or something.
Ben
Ben
Sad Thanos
And Thanos is all "I killed half the universe for you, woman, what more do you WANT?!"
Ben
Ben
23:10
@Yuuki That does ring a bell
> Deadpool becomes infatuated with Death after he has a number of near-death experiences. During the Funeral for a Freak storyline, Death appears to reciprocate the feeling, and a jealous Thanos prevents Deadpool from dying and joining the entity by cursing him with immortality.
@Yuuki Yeah, Mistress Death is the same as Death. Mostly. Because comics, so continuity waaaat.
Death is an abstract entity, so any writer's version of Death in any continuity can get folded into being the same character when Marvel buys the property.
That seems like an easy problem to solve, just ditch the stones 1 at a time.
"As we equal now? No? How about now?"
I generally don't like depictions of death/Death where the personification is appeased via killing tons of people (why would Death want more things to do?), but then again the Marvel universe is about the right kind of crapsack place where that would make sense.
Ben
Ben
@GreySage Or more accurately: "Will you go out with me now? How about now?"
@Yuuki In this case, it was some nonsense about "balance" and how the ratios weren't right.
I guess Death has quotas?
23:16
I would've liked a resolution of "Why the heck did you think mass genocide would impress me? What's wrong with you people?".
@Yuuki if we take them up as the same Death, the story becomes she only really wanted to date Deadpool, and the stuff about declining Thanos as being too powerful or not powerful enough is because it's a really, really convenient way to just not deal with him.
I am interested to see that his motivations in the MCU would be.
Ben
Ben
@BESW I like to believe that Death's job isn't just collecting the souls of the Death, but also takes it upon... uhh... themselves(?) to maintain the flow of Life and Death.
@Yuuki Deadpool cameo!
@BESW thank you for this btw. part of Australian dialog about the native peoples -- and probably elsewhere -- is "why did they need an apology anyway, it's not like they were the ones affected" (even though they were busy being affected by direct action as recently as 40 years ago and are still dealing with its consequences, and now are dealing with the child welfare policies being a 2nd invisible stolen generation scheme)
that's going to help me understand what's going on and engage with that dialog constructively
@Ben also wow, that is a really powerful depiction of a suffering person right there and it is gripping me.
that artist got their body language spot on and then some
Ben
Ben
I had one joke with my friends about that - the Avengers would all be sitting around trying to come up with a plan on how to deal with (in this case Thanos), then all of a sudden [ding]... Camera pans over, and there's Deadpool at the microwave. He turns, about to take a bite of his hotpocket, and shares that "awkward moment" stare with the rest of the Avengers. He then bails - leaping out a window yelling "Catch me Spidey!" [thud] "Dammit Parker!"
@doppelgreener Indeed... They did well
23:24
@Ben That would be an amazing moment
Ben
Ben
@GreySage We need to get in contact with Ryan Reynolds... haha
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Not sure if anyone shared this in here yet: How Inmates Play Tabletop RPGs in Prisons Where Dice Are Contraband
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@Ash Why would a correctional facility ban all forms of entertainment?
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Ben
@GreySage It's not the entertainment, it's the objects. Anything in the wrong hands can turn into a weapon
@Ben exactly this. At one point in the fight with all the supers of the universe, Mephisto convinces Thanos to turn off several of the Soul Gems... just to prove to Death that he doesn't need them.
It's literally a "she'll like you if you fight with one hand behind your back" thing.
23:29
@Ben I... don't think that's the reason.
Or at least not the only reason.
@Ben Well, that and privatized prisons are unreasonably restricting all entertainment, like extremely limited book lists, for various unethical reasons relating to profit and bigotry.
Or perhaps even the main reason.
Ben
Ben
@Ash I've got a few friends in Correctional Security, and I've heard stories of functional weaponry created using plastic cutlery and plastic straws that are quite deadly.
So seeing this ingenuity used to create something like this is quite inspiring
The US comes down pretty hard on the "punishment" side of the punishment vs. rehabilitation debate over incarceration of criminals. This seems at least partly an extension of that line of thinking.
Ben
Ben
@BESW @Yuuki I see. I'm not overly learned in politics, even my own country's politics, so yeah.
23:33
There's some really heartbreaking institutional oppression going on with the US prison systems.
@doppelgreener I'm sure there are better resources dealing more specifically with the Australian indigenous experience, which shares broad similarities with the Alaska Natives and First Tribes in America but is quite different in the particulars.
But it's a good start!
@BESW And there’s not going to be any appetite for change because the general population is intent on extracting their pound of flesh.
@BESW bigtime seconded, yeah
the US criminal system is a hot mess
@Ben this is great
"now i can't tell which parts are the hotpocket!"
@Shalvenay honestly once you start getting into the details (like i've been) it gets downright dystopian. and that's when you start getting into the details.
also in other news entirely
#Macklemore @Macklemore showed up at his grandmothers house and surprised her, he filmed an amazing music video of their most #Wholesome day together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OrLroFa0AI !!
@doppelgreener yeah. criminal system reform is something that is like hyper-desperately needed. "tough on crime: perps trot, innocents rot"
@Shalvenay even if you reversed that equation it's still dystopian
23:43
@doppelgreener yeah, it's just worse when you look at how "first fit" police can get
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