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3:03 PM
Of course, I'm sure most professions have plenty of "why bother" moments, and don't even get the sort of feedback we're discussing here. I doubt I've ever responded to a Home Depot e-mailed survey in a way that would move the reader to tears and a feeling of professional fulfillment....
(Speaking of which, I'm going to go write a letter to our obstetrician now.)
 
That's nice of you :)
[googles obstetrician]
"Pregnancy doctor"
"Midwife"
 
@Polyducks I don't want this to sound mean in any way, but is English your primary language?
 
@DavidWilkins It is, but Americans tend to have different ways of saying things than us in the UK.
@DavidWilkins 'Sabatical', for example, is an Americanism, and I've never heard someone say 'Obstetrician'.
and @Eimyr purposefully choses difficult words because he likes to feel important (love you @emiyr ;) )
 
Ok, that's fair. I guess I just assumed those were common English, and not just American words.
I think the whole Pringles thing threw me off, because I had no idea you guys across the pond liked them
 
3:19 PM
Also I haven't really spoken to more than a handful of other human beings for about 7 months, so that might also be a contribution.
Pringles are big here.
 
I blame everything on videos like this:
 
It's funny, since America has dominated the media I find English accents more and more attractive
That's not a slight - Americans really push English as being attractive
 
I agree, English accents are attractive. I am astounded how often I discover actors that play roles with very specific American accents are actually British
 
@Polyducks Even in America, most people I've heard just say "oh-bee." (As in OB/GYN.)
 
Oh, I recognise OB/GYN
 
3:25 PM
@DavidWilkins Just be aware that very few american actors can actually do a British accent, normally when they try it sounds abominable...but no-one except us brits even notices :(
 
@TimB I can understand that.
 
it's like america has some concept of a "British" accent (completely ignoring the fact that no British accent remains constant even from one town to another and in several cases we have multiple regional accents inside one city) and it's turned into a self reinforcing meme that that is what the accent should sound like
 
@TimB Amen brother. Dat Britney tho
oh my god. When I was in Los Angeles their idea of a British accent was a syphilitic cockney. It sounded awful.
 
I get the feeling that the average American actor is a bit less disciplined than the average Brit actor.
 
'ELLO MATE, AV ANUVVA SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE THEN MATE!
(actually pronounced in capitals)
I don't know about that. There are some amazing American actors. Like Christian Bale
oh wait.
 
3:31 PM
@Polyducks "'allo. 'ow are 'ou? Shall we go to 'artford and get out of this 'ell'ole?"
 
Hugh Laurie is a great American actor too
Oh wait...
 
Anthony Hopkins.
Oh wait...
 
Another accent Americans don't get right: Aussie. This video is hilarious:
 
@Polyducks So what is the word for "obstetrician"?
 
@eimyr I suppose it's 'obstetrician' but we more commonly use 'doctor / nurse / midwife / ob/gyn' in common conversation
and infer the meaning from the context
 
3:39 PM
@Polyducks and yes, that's exactly why I'm using complicated words. Not at all because I learned English from a book and don't know the most common colloquialisms ubiquituos among more loquacious Brits.
@Polyducks but... but... ob in ob/gyn stands for obstetrician...
 
@eimyr lol
 
I have the same problem with Three Letter Acronyms. I just don't know them.
So TLC gets mixed up with BLT and LLC.
 
People don't need to know what something stands for to understand it.
 
@Polyducks That sentence is hard for me to wrap my head around...
 
@eimyr most obstetricians are also gynecologists
hence the ob/gyn ref
 
3:44 PM
I'm unpacking it as "some people don't need to know what arbitrary set of sounds that, themselves, stand for a thing, this arbitrary set of sounds stands for in order to associate this set of arbitrary set of sounds with the thing itself."
 
@eimyr I've worked in two seperate US Government organisations, don't get me started on acronyms.
 
@nitsua60 I should say - people don't need to know the etymology to understand the meaning of an acronym. For example, you might not know that 'pleb' is short for 'plebian', but you can still use the word 'pleb'. You might not know that 'laser' is an acronym, but you can still use it.
 
If you use the word pleb I don't want to talk to you.
You don't have to know it, I don't need to hear it. Win-win.
Acronyms are for peasants.
 
@Polyducks right: it was the cognitive dissnonance between knowing that you meant that ^^ while another part of my brain was screaming "but knowing what the thing stands for is understanding it!"
 
@Polyducks radar is an acronym as well
 
3:47 PM
my hyper-rational rules-loving side and my side that believes in language as a social compact erupted into argument
 
@DavidWilkins it is?
@nitsua60 so in other words - I blew your mind? :p
 
@Polyducks absolutely
 
@Polyducks RAdio Detection And Ranging
 
@Polyducks RADAR=Radio Detection And Ranging. "radar" isn't an acronym.
 
Is it not an acronym because it uses the first two letters of the first word?
 
3:54 PM
It's the new noun that skips the middle-man of "radio detection and ranging"
(Because the language is alive, and "radar" is now a word that means "things that magically detect things at a distance.")
 
I fail to see the distinction, to me radar was coined as an acronym, thus it is an acronym
 
@DavidWilkins has it right when he capitalized the first two letters of RAdio. I wasn't saying it's not an acronym because it doesn't perfectly take first letters, just distinguishing between RADAR=acronym, radar=noun divorced from acronym.
 
@nitsua60 how exactly is radar divorced from RADAR?
 
@DavidWilkins the distinction is that when people make the sequence of sounds "skoo-bah" and write it as "scuba", and it unambiguously represents using gear to breathe while swimming underwater, but many/most users neither signal that there's an underlying phrase being abbreviated nor know that there's an underlying phrase being abbreviated, then "scuba" is a new word distinct from "SCUBA."
 
I was unaware of these strange rules about when an acronym is or isn't an acronym
English is weird.
 
4:00 PM
I wouldn't call them rules, just observations.
 
I think you're right though. I'll ask my girlfriend tonight. She studied languages and language development and we can get a fixed answer!
I'm going to be in for an hour and a half lecture, but I'm doing it for you, guys.
 
I feel that if the mechanisms that created an acronym still apply, the acronym is still acronymous.
 
I think what @nitsua60 is saying is what I was saying. If you don't know it's an acronym, is it still an acronym?
 
@DavidWilkins I'm no linguist, but my wife's professional specialty is language development and acquisition and I'm a nerd and pedant; we've had many discussions on the subject and she's brought me off of my RAW-centric understanding of language.
 
Oddly enough, LIDAR is not an acronym
 
4:04 PM
@DavidWilkins (reading that was fun when I misread the last word as "acrimonious")
 
@DavidWilkins really? I'd always just assumed Laser Interferometric Detection And Ranging.
 
the term lidar was actually created as a portmanteau of "light" and "radar"
 
4:07 PM
Uh-oh, @SevenSidedDie found the first land mine for data collection.... (See his comment.)
 
@nitsua60 woah, you too?
 
@DavidWilkins so does it get the half-acronym template? Or "Hackronym"?
 
@nitsua60 Not actually collecting data, just skipping directly to making sure the question is tagged sensibly.
 
@nitsua60 hackronym is fair :P
anyone any good with regular expressions?
 
I am good at trial and error with regular expressions :)
 
4:11 PM
hehe
 
@SevenSidedDie (I'm just teasing. It just felt like the first instance in the field where we'll see if things have calmed down or if there's still reignition potential. And I got nervous.)
 
@DavidWilkins Yes. Many people. ;) What's the problem?
 
I have a CSV file with many blank fields I want to remove (sequential commas, ie ',{2,}'
Only I don't want to remove blanks before a certain column
 
ok
 
Also, I don't want to admit that this is easier to do with Excel than sed
 
4:15 PM
do you have any escaped commas in your data?
 
then you can't do it with excel or regex
 
or rather, enclosed.
 
Why can't you use regex?
 
you need a proper parser
 
4:16 PM
I can do it with excel by using the "Go to special..." command
 
surely you can escape around escaped commas
 
until you have escaped escape characters
you've got a heirarchical syntax not a regular one
regex only parses regular expressions...
 
[blank look]
 
",",",\",",""
how many cells is that?
 
aren't you using the regex to specify what to match?
 
4:18 PM
actually it's not completely impossible at this point, you're not at the point of parsing html
 
like, you can write a regex to match almost anything.
 
no, you can't
 
HTML cannot be parsed with regex
 
The joke of that circle jerk is that you can sift through html as a string to get what you want, but you can't use regex to 'parse' anything.
parsing is turning one thing into another thing, usually for rendering.
It's a misleading meme
 
not at all
 
4:20 PM
-_- reasons, Timmothy!
 
lets say you're looking for the data inside the <foo> div...so you regex <foo>.*</foo> - seems fine right?
 
not if you use a greedy *
 
even without the greedy
 
go on, why doesn't it work?
 
so what happens if the text contains a html comment containing </foo> or a completely unrelated field on the page is called <foo>...or a completly unrelated user's post contains <foo>Hi</foo>
 
4:21 PM
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A: RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

bobinceYou can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool th...

love that answer
 
That's dealing with a set of unknown data. You don't use it in production, but you can use it to sift through data to remove trailing commas.
 
you can parse for a specific string and match on it...but you've lost all the hierarchical information that lets you say that this is actually a HTML tag not a random bit of string, and that this is the html tag you are actually interested in
But people do try to use it in production
and it works fine until someone posts something you didn't expect somewhere you didn't expect it
 
It's very situational. You can't say it doesn't work in every situation. What if the only content you have on the page is <foo>bar</foo> and you want to get 'bar'?
If someone is posting something you don't expect you won't be using regex
That's for javascript/php/other to make specific DOM calls
 
if all the page contains is <foo>bar</foo> then why are you using regex anyway?
 
but sorting out a csv to remove unwieldy commas is just the thing regex is fine for
 
4:24 PM
which is why I asked whether the data contained escaped commas
 
I have a feeling you are just being difficult for the sake of being difficult. There's a reason I'm in rpg and not the javascript room.
 
And I incorrectly said yes. It does have un-escaped encapsulated commas
 
at which point you can't do it with regex in any sensible way at all...since you have no way to count how many quote marks you've passed etc in regex
 
[goes back to work]
 
Also encapsulated quotes. This data is hideous
 
4:27 PM
Guys, how about moving to Not A Bar?
 
(y)
 
i.e. doing a regex query to spot the difference between: "", 1, 2 and ",",1, 2 is a nightmare
@eimyr Don't worry, we're done
 
Cool.
So what is the best RPG to portray hacking?
 
I've never seen a good one tbh. Shadowrun is the only one that even tried that I've played and that was....not great
mind you this was like 1st edition shadowrun 20 years ago
I imagine they've improved it
 
4:31 PM
I've seen hacking in Shadowrun, but I didn't find it all that compelling
They had hacking in the shadowrun game that was released for PC recently, but that wasn't particularly good either
There are a lot of virtual hacking software games like pony island, but I don't think any of it really gives it justice
Like SMBC once stated, real hacking is calling up the target and telling them you're the password inspector
Unless you're talking about the sort of hacking that I do - which is to make something work, albeit not the correct way.
 
No, I'm talking about circumventing-security-systems-by-exploiting-imperfections hacking
 
Oooh now you mention it
There was a computer game that came out... something about bears
 
Goat simulator?
 
anyway, you had to hack your way through it. Things like making your hitbox infinitely small
no no
There was an enemy that you had to fight, but its health was so high it was impossible to attack using a sword which did minus damage
so if you made your sword 'heal' it, it'd go over the size of the integer and turn into a minus number, effectively killing it
I really wish I could remember what it was called. It was an MMO RPG
 
(I only recently learned that "albeit" is supposed to read all-bee-it and not all-byte)
 
4:35 PM
haha :)
 
(just german things)
(I was actually reading that as a german word "albeit" which translates to "however")
 
That's pretty much what it means in English too
It's a conjunction of 'all be it'
like 'be that as it may'
It means 'That is how it is, but...'
 
Anyway, reading it All-Byte in an english sentence introduces an unwanted germanic element...
 
or... 'however'
oh right :)
 
4:41 PM
"all-Byte" sounds like albite, which is a plagioclase feldspar, the first member of the Albite-Anorthite solid solution series, apparently. Also an anagram of albeit
 
Everyone is showing how smart they are, and I'm just sittin here, making someone else's web page :C
 
Well, that was more like "How smart wikipedia is"
 
haha
 
I just realized that I earned a silver badge today here in chat
 
getting starred?
 
4:52 PM
yeah
 
Congratulations :)
 
Thanks!
 
@Polyducks Hack 'n Slash?
 
5:55 PM
hello
 
 
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9:17 PM
If you're a third party publisher of Fate stuff, please head over to http://FateRPG.com and tell us! http://www.faterpg.com/2016/fate-publishers-sound-off/
 
9:30 PM
@Adeptus @doppelgreener do you think there's a worthwhile mainsite question along the lines of "coming into an existing group to GM, what are best practices?"
(running off to belated Valentine's dinner, so will be afk for a while)
 
@nitsua60 I thought we had that?
 
@waxeagle If so, I can't find it.
 
yeah, I think I read that as the reverse
 
I'm not seeing one in here, which is a search on + "new"
I'll admit to not doing all the due diligence: I haven't browsed all of yet.
 
I think mainsite would be happiest --and you'd be more useful answers-- if you specified as much as possible about your situation, rather than trying to make it generic.
 
9:35 PM
I think we might have a “taking over another GM's campaign: how best” question, but I suspect that's a bit different.
 
@SevenSidedDie that may be close to my situation: I've got a phone call tonight to learn more details!
 
There's a big difference between, say, taking over for a GM who's been kicked out vs having the old GM as a player; or GMing for a small group of friends vs GMing for a store campaign.
 
@nitsua60 In general yeah, details are good. I know there's a tendency to go "I don't know what the problems might be, advise me", but answers get way better when the question is about what conceptual problems are giving one pause / tripping one up at this very moment.
 
(right now I'm at the point of: "I've been approached by 3rd party and am having phone conversation tonight with party face; suggestions for my list of questions to pose are most welcome!")
afk awhile--thanks, and ping me if you think of anything
 
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Q: How can I screen new players to make sure they are a good fit for my game?

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maybe?
 
9:40 PM
probably part of it at least
 
@nitsua60 Size, consistency, and demographics of group; systems they like; what happened to the last GM; length and frequency of sessions; why'd they choose you...
 
Like a good move in go, you'd want a call like that to serve many different purposes. I don't think we can do a general question covering all possible things to tackle in that circumstance, but we can have more specific questions about specific tasks to complete in such an interview.
Otherwise it's the RPG equivalent of "I'm going on a first date. What are the best practices?" ;)
 
lol
plus, none of us know the person you are "dating" XD
the equivalent of that anyway
 
There are a remarkable number of points of similarity between romantic relationships and gaming groups. I guess that's not surprising, since both are personal relationships that involve practical concerns.
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[amused] I don't have a lot of experience with vetting new gaming groups, but I do have training in putting together small study/training groups that will meet regularly for months at a time, and I try to ALWAYS have the first "getting to know you" session over food.
 
10:00 PM
@SevenSidedDie my wife stood me up on our first date...
 
I am always surprised to hear something like that
 
@BESW Good point--I have experience standing up every September in front of a bunch of strangers and trying to start convincing them to come along on a year-long ride with me. The weird twist here is that I'm being asked "hey, do you want to come do this?" rather than trying to work the magic in the other direction.
Eh, well, we'll see how it goes. Nothing big on the line.
 
10:21 PM
@nitsua60 Except the future of the human race! Little did you know that your decision will have far-reaching consequences that will eventually determine the fate of the entire world!
Or, yanno, maybe not.
 
Speaking of which, Legends of Tomorrow is totally a Fate Accelerated game.
 
"Far-Reaching Consequences" would be a good name for an album.
 
10:57 PM
@doppelgreener Some time in the next week-ish, I'd like you to help me design the new Brother James. Since he was originally your one-shot PC and all.
 
11:11 PM
@TimB There's a few who can - James Marsters, for one.
 
His Chicago accent, on the other hand...
 
@Adeptus Yeah, he got coaching from Anthony Stewart Head though :D Also he did one of the London accents not that generic fake "british" accent thing
 
(And sometimes it feels like many British actors can more easily adopt regional American accents than they can slip from one British area accent to another.)
...also RP has a lot to answer for.
 
11:37 PM
RP?
 
Received Pronunciation, an accent from upper-class/southeast Britain shared and inculcated at boarding schools as a sign of good education and later adopted as a "universal" or "unmarked" accent by politicians and the BBC.
 

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