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05:11
Hrm @sempaiscuba... TBH, I'm not even sure it conforms to SE's question requirements...
I don't think there's any way to objectively answer that question in a way that an answer could be picked to be accepted. I'm not sure if I'm explaining myself properly... does this make sense?

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