Sacrificial discussion

@Adám :| gif does not even have sound

Religion is weird

To be fair, they didn't have any logical explanation.

Gods are weird.

@Arjun My biggest annoyance is that, if you believe in that stuff, fine, but it makes no sense when you dismiss science >_<

It's also partially a discussion about the awesomeness of goats.

Shall they live their life fighting for the goats and does, thee shalt be raised to Heaven.

- Thou shalt never praise sheep, the evil creatures of the Devil.

Eventually, half of Earth was taken by those evil living creatures, sheep. Since then, Upper Goat is fighting the Devil, while Upper Doe keeps normal life peaceful.

He also decided They need some fun, so He created Earth, the planet where goats and does will prosper.

Once upon a time, nothing existed, except Upper Goat. He decided it was lonely, so He created Upper Doe, His eternal companion.

GOATLE be like:

while goats get buried in well-made graves

and sacrifices be like throwing sheep in a pit of fire and let them rot

yeah that will please Upper Goat

that is, they do one of the most dangerous and effortful jobs ever

both downgoats and upgoats eventually go to heaven unless they do really bad sins (like worshipping ***** secretly, Upper Goat will know)

the downgoats carry sinful people who don't even consider making up for their sins to HELL while the upgoats carry faithful people to GOAT HEAVEN

@Downgoat what about making a religion where good people get upgoated when they die and sinful people get downgoated?

And somehow we're back on the topic of goat sacrifice

I mean, you don't just give a god utter crap