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one line of cocaine would also solve it

<Sean has broken the chat>

@PeterVandivier Don't talk about Joe like that.

Black Sabbath legend Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, dead at 76

Officially a home owner, if anyone wants to help unpack, you're welcome to use the guest bedroom and pool

One doesn't establish precedent from examples of poor practice

someone get rid of the superfluous "replied to..." junk while we're at it lol.

@HannahVernon TIL there are too many options for a "space"

That's such an odd distinction to try to make.

"American trains" lol

Access releases bug fixes in version 2506

PSA: Adaptive Joins are Immoral

Some things are just so obviously mad you never try them. At most, you'd try them once

Service Broker is great. My services are now broken, exactly as advertised

@J.Mini Well, i am White not Randal

you should have the butler bring a real teapot

How exactly will being billed in USD at unknown conversion rates help me better anticipate monthly costs. Seems like the exact reverse is true. God, I hate marketing speak.

@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells my first office job was data entry. at some point i started adding zen koans in addition to my initials in the freetext field for sign-off/notes. this went on for a few weeks until i was gently informed that my contributions made it onto a big quarterly report reviewed by senior management

Darts at the top of Europe

128 cores doesn't make things magically go fast, fyi.

Backup/restore is way better in SQL Server than almost any other system by the looks of it. Table-level restore is really the only serious missing feature. Much-maligned SSMS has a brilliant plan visualiser, XEvents is pretty decent, etc.

Everyone wants Postgres to save money. It’s not actually better at anything. Optimizer is way worse. Language has some friendlier stuff for developers. That said, 99% of apps don’t need stuff SQL Server is better at.

I should have biffed all this ages ago and got seriously into sandwich making

Erik is mean

I'm still hoping for Paul White's centre for SQL professionals who can't do SQL good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

or $action

I didn't realize anything was a joke except for Fabric

it's not written well in the search guide but if you do [sql-server*] it'll pop up all the related tags

Sentinel One Is Breaking SQL And Your Cluster

Cloud disk is not cheap.

I am currently caring for my newborn son :)

Your commas are in the wrong spots in that screenshot

Pretty certain I fractured a bone in my foot. It's been a day. Going to a clinic tomorrow to get a cast put on. I wonder if I should ask for a convert instead.

you're not paid enough to deal with this

Maybe... I do hate how weak I am now though

The first lesson in my Train the Trainers Course is, not everyone can be taught

yeah it's like when you try to make friends in your 40s and then realize the only people you have common ground with only exist in a half-baked chatroom on a slowly dying q&a website

> Our recent minor product update will sadly be the last. Every employee was so excited they immediately ascended to a higher plane of existence

@SeanGallardy you won't see Forrest for the trees?

as american as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to

PLS_TOP

burn it all down