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General on- and off-site discussion for http://dba.stackexchange.com. Jokes explained at great length (JEAGL) please. We are using SQL. It's always morning in the Heap™ Best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.
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Paul White
May 20 15:12
sapling, surely
Sean Gallardy
Apr 10 12:19
Lifting the 1 or 2 pound princess weights here and there
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Mar 7 17:47
AnnoyingCostingChoiceFound
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Paul White
Mar 6 23:25
They are very accommodating, even to the terminally retarded
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Charlieface
May 19 17:23
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Sean Gallardy
Apr 8 17:58
because I have no muscles?
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Nov 16, 2024 02:05
What Happened To Stack Exchange?
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Paul White
May 18 17:00
At the moment, I'd rather pay the mental cost for 'table name on the same line' over 'jarring first parenthesis position'
Zikato
Dec 31, 2024 13:46
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ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells
May 17 04:48
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Zikato
Nov 8, 2024 15:51
Best gymnastics group anyone could ask for
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Josh Darnell
Nov 8, 2024 13:20
@Zikato <--------the star is right here
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Paul White
May 16 22:46
@SeanGallardy Perhaps that's next week's meeting. Seems you might have underestimated the pace of AI advance
Peter Vandivier
May 16 17:51
@PaulWhite Strawberries are historically ineffective as a border defense strategy
Sean Gallardy
May 16 17:47
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Sean Gallardy
May 16 17:34
Comrade Questions over here
Paul White
May 16 17:16
And very acceptable on pizza
Peter Vandivier
May 16 17:13
Anyone offended by a word you use for pizza isn't worth the energy it takes to engage with them
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Apr 4 13:13
happy friday where applicable
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Josh Darnell
Apr 3 14:48
I think I need to be smarter.
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swasheck
May 15 21:41
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Paul White
Feb 26 06:06
Article now available on my website for those allergic to 𝕏: MERGE Bug with Updates Though a View
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Paul White
May 15 16:07
> I am blind — Peter Vandivier May 15, 2025 at 04:03
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Apr 2 20:34
> When running SHOWPLAN_XML in Fabric UI, copy results and save them as a .sqlplan file. Open this file in SSMS to view the graphical plan
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Feb 25 14:44
paul 𝕏pects you to read and comprehend
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Feb 25 14:07
sean only breaks hearts and availability groups
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Apr 2 00:35
Mean Gal Lardy
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Paul White
Feb 24 19:45
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling I just found a new way to break MERGE dbfiddle.uk/kdv1XQYq
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
May 14 21:05
someone dv and vtc peter
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
May 14 21:01
and honesty
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Dec 23, 2024 14:23
I’m at the Louvre. I found renaissance Beavis and Butthead.
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Paul White
Feb 23 14:48
Your screen name is verbose
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Paul White
May 13 16:02
SQLCLR to the rescue!
Zikato
Nov 21, 2024 18:22
The Heap is the best social network. Why would you need others?
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Paul White
Feb 19 20:39
But then I had a nice chat with Erik so everything's fine again
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Paul White
Feb 19 08:44
Awesome job from the reviewer changing "it is" to "it's"
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Paul White
Feb 18 17:27
yanks think bestest
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Feb 18 16:04
look there's a reason my rates are reasonable
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Paul White
Mar 27 14:03
CREATE FUNCTION F AS THROW;
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Paul White
Mar 27 13:26
Sharing Data Between Procedures using a Cursor
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Zikato
Nov 15, 2024 19:03
We're (finally) tripling our infra costs!
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Mar 27 02:10
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Sean Gallardy
Mar 26 20:38
This hits home: youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Mar 25 16:34
really charlied that one
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Paul White
May 10 00:35
🍆🦆💥
Paul White
May 9 11:37
It's taking y tho to the logical extreme
Paul White
May 9 10:33
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Feb 11 17:12
top men
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Sean Gallardy
Feb 10 17:17
Maybe Paul can create Enterprise Faithwork and fix all the things
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Paul White
Mar 21 20:36
Sep 18, 2024 at 18:03, by Paul White
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